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Benjamin Bones @benender.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

I have this setup in my office. Hitting the comically oversized button after taking my pills starts a 24-hour countdown. The button has a satisfying beep that sounds like I started a self-destruct sequence.

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Benjamin Bones @benender.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

These restomods are cool but ridiculously expensive. My daily driver is a 2006 R53 that still outperforms most cars. A classic Mini is a dream, but I’d also love to get my hands on a clean Honda Acty.

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Benjamin Bones @benender.bsky.social · 13/10/2025

Jurassic World: Rebirth is easily one of the worst movies I’ve seen. It’s aggressively stupid and not even shot well.

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Benjamin Bones @benender.bsky.social · 21/08/2025

Watching #ForgedInFire (a show about making and testing weapons) and came across Doug saying this. I haven’t yet stopped laughing. Halp.

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Benjamin Bones @benender.bsky.social · 22/07/2025

So here is a fun exercise in demonstrating the glaring flaws in #GenAI. Ask Apple’s #Playground to create a Pinky Promise image. This is guaranteed to end in horrific and hilarious results. Enjoy.

Disfigured human(?) hands doing something nightmarish.

A fist bump with hands both missing fingers and having an additional finger growing out of their palm.

A thumbs up comprised of two hands merging together, one hand just has fingers, and the other no fingers with a giant thumb.

Two hands. One has 6 fingers and a John Carpenter’s The Thing style pink flamingo head growing out of the hand. The other hand is weirdly holding a flamingo head and neck.

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Benjamin Bones @benender.bsky.social · 11/07/2025

Finally, the fourth season of Derry Girls.

An image of Stephen King’s upcoming Welcome to Derry series.

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Benjamin Bones @benender.bsky.social · 08/07/2025

Updated my profile banner image. Superwoke and proud of it. #superwoke

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Benjamin Bones @benender.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

Microsoft saving the gaming industry by single-handedly destroying the gaming industry. Also promoting their flagship Xbox by no longer making the Xbox. Is doing coke a big thing at Microsoft again?

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Benjamin Bones @benender.bsky.social · 18/06/2025

Forget that it’s $10 and that this game should have been bundled in with the console. The Nintendo Switch 2 Welcome Tour is a sadistic piece of shit. Simple mini games to show off the console, which must be completed, quickly become nightmares when the difficulty is ramped up to insane levels.

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Benjamin Bones @benender.bsky.social · 18/06/2025

Getting laid off from the best job I’ve had to date, by the same company that laid me off in 2020, due to the same moronic US president and their policies that forced them to restructure again.

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Benjamin Bones @benender.bsky.social · 15/06/2025

We all had fun yesterday and Trump decidedly did not, which is a win. Keep up the fight!

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Benjamin Bones @benender.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

Walmart sent my Switch 2 order with complimentary Pringles and a Coke. Best console release experience yet.

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Benjamin Bones @benender.bsky.social · 13/05/2025

Huh, they misspelled “Shady-Backroom Deals.”

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Benjamin Bones @benender.bsky.social · 07/05/2025

The sun is out and so are the water beasts!

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Benjamin Bones @benender.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

Missed opportunity for a tattoo shop.

Business sign that reads, “Grand Rapids Pain”.

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Benjamin Bones @benender.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

Using Lingvano to learn ASL, but I’m not sure about this eating babies stuff…

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Benjamin Bones @benender.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

Maybe this is a known quirk, but I’m just coming to Dynasty Warriors now. Why the fuck does Dynasty Warriors: Origins, a game about Chinese warriors, only feature Japanese or English language options???

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Benjamin Bones @benender.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

As part of the world, I do not welcome 2025.

A CBS News article with the headline ‘New Year’s celebrations kick off as the world welcomes 2025.’

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Benjamin Bones @benender.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

Can’t wait for the Hallmark romantic comedy based on this guy and the girl at the hostel.

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Benjamin Bones @benender.bsky.social · 08/10/2024

Sadly giving up on the 31 movies of October. While I am an enormous film nerd, my partner just can’t suffer through movies. Guess I’ll just sneak a few in when they are asleep.

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Benjamin Bones @benender.bsky.social · 18/09/2024

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #74,296!

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Benjamin Bones @benender.bsky.social · 01/07/2024

Behold the Witch King of Angmar.

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Benjamin Bones @benender.bsky.social · 05/06/2024

Most recently: Taskmaster (Also any series I enjoy)

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Benjamin Bones @benender.bsky.social · 03/05/2024

Had the pleasure of meeting Phil (and Richard) Rosenthal tonight! My wife, Fry, made the shirt.

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Benjamin Bones @benender.bsky.social · 29/04/2024

@alexnavarro.bsky.social So my partner and I are rewatching Tremors, and I cannot get over how Steven Keaton’s portrayal of Burt Gummer is a spot-on alternate reality Vinny Caravella.

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Benjamin Bones @benender.bsky.social · 21/03/2024

I can’t wait for the epic third installment of the trilogy, “Revenge of the Stay at Home Girlfriends.”

Headline of the Wall Street Journal reads, “Stay at Home Girlfriends are Having a Moment.”

Cosmopolitan headline reads, “What Happens to the Stay at Home Girlfriend After a Breakup?”

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Benjamin Bones @benender.bsky.social · 20/03/2024

“Welcome to season 2 of Physical 100!”

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Benjamin Bones @benender.bsky.social · 28/02/2024

Someone is completing a side quest.

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Benjamin Bones @benender.bsky.social · 02/11/2023

The dumbest movie I’ve seen in a long time. The writing is a 2 hour tour de force of non-stop insults to intelligence.

Mission Impossible: Dead Reckoning part 1 movie poster

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Benjamin Bones @benender.bsky.social · 05/10/2023

Do you think they ever explored each other’s bodies?

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Benjamin Bones @benender.bsky.social · 02/10/2023

Oct 01 and the scary movies begin. Tonight’s viewing is 2019’s Ready or Not starring the amazing Sam Weaving. Despite the dark premise, this movie never fails to be fun and hilarious.