Ben Davis @bendavisauthor.bsky.social · 15/01/2026It’s Postman Planet Day! The response to it so far has been amazing and that’s in no small part due to the book’s editor Tierney allowing me to be as weird as I like! Check it out, or I’ll feed you to Fancy Kenneth x 0112
Ben Davis @bendavisauthor.bsky.social · 11/12/202510th December is a very special day in the Davis family calendar. FATHER/SON SCREAMING PHOTO DAY 1123
Ben Davis @bendavisauthor.bsky.social · 25/11/2025The Davis Express has pulled into Friesland School for a day of booknessnessnessnessness. The School Visit/Bakerloo Line jersey is on, so I mean business 070
Ben Davis @bendavisauthor.bsky.social · 13/11/2025The Davis Express is pulling into That London for a little event at Paper Cats bookshop. I hope no-one mistakes me for a Tube seat 020
Ben Davis @bendavisauthor.bsky.social · 12/11/2025If I find out any of you have been chasing waterfalls, I am gonna kick off 040
Ben Davis @bendavisauthor.bsky.social · 07/11/2025The Davis Express has pulled into Spencer Wyndham Academy on Derby for a day of booknessnessnessnessness. The arrival of Autumn means I have progress to the school visit jumpers. 040
Ben Davis @bendavisauthor.bsky.social · 05/11/2025Was scouring my Twitter account for something and found this. Really gives you an insight into what makes me tick and is well worth the zoom x 020
Ben Davis @bendavisauthor.bsky.social · 04/11/2025When she does it, it’s a fun showbiz story, but when I do it, it’s all ‘call security’ and ‘you’re banned from Gulliver’s Kingdom.’ 010
Ben Davis @bendavisauthor.bsky.social · 01/11/2025Here’s a very important song about Batman’s hired help x 050
Ben Davis @bendavisauthor.bsky.social · 14/10/2025The Davis Express has pulled into Beaumont Leys School for more booknessnessnessness. How early am I? Very. 160
Ben Davis @bendavisauthor.bsky.social · 08/10/2025Hi Brian! This one might fit the bill. It’s called Don’t Come to Saturn. 010
Ben Davis @bendavisauthor.bsky.social · 06/10/2025What’s that? A book trailer? And cover reveal? Featuring illustrations by the brilliant @nerderella.bsky.social? Go on, then. 0100
Ben Davis @bendavisauthor.bsky.social · 05/10/2025Here’s a valuable tip for all the authors out there x 030
Ben Davis @bendavisauthor.bsky.social · 02/10/2025The Davis Express has pulled into Swanwick Hall School for a day of booknessnessnessnessness. How early am I? Earlier than the Earl of Earlingshire. 050
Ben Davis @bendavisauthor.bsky.social · 27/09/2025RIP Tony Harrison. One of the greats. This is my fav. 050
Ben Davis @bendavisauthor.bsky.social · 24/09/2025The Davis Express (and associated knitwear) has pulled into the Nottingham Academy for the first burst of booknessnessnessness of the academic year. I am, as ever, stupidly early 👍 040
Ben Davis @bendavisauthor.bsky.social · 21/09/2025Been cutting about in a jumper with my own name on it today. Disgusting behaviour. 190
Ben Davis @bendavisauthor.bsky.social · 19/09/2025Just been reminded of the time the entire family dressed up as Freddie Mercury 130
Ben Davis @bendavisauthor.bsky.social · 18/09/2025Treated myself to a Venice football shirt which might not be entirely legit. It’s a bit *snug* 030
Ben Davis @bendavisauthor.bsky.social · 12/09/2025About three years ago, I wound up a load of English people by pretending to be American 020
Ben Davis @bendavisauthor.bsky.social · 10/09/2025Can’t believe I’ve been form rejected by Radiohead 100
Ben Davis @bendavisauthor.bsky.social · 07/09/2025My parents have bought a VHS player off eBay so they can watch old home movies and such. Cursed. 2340
Ben Davis @bendavisauthor.bsky.social · 06/09/2025My Year 4 school report. Miss Bunnet knew what was up 😎 280
Ben Davis @bendavisauthor.bsky.social · 26/08/2025Just seen this photo of my grandad from back in the day. Looks like an old timey hoodlum. 110
Ben Davis @bendavisauthor.bsky.social · 09/08/2025Look, I know it isn’t Disneyland, but these huge oak baulks are every bit as exciting! What do you mean the huge oak baulks are boring? I’ll huge oak baulk you in a minute, boy! 000
Ben Davis @bendavisauthor.bsky.social · 02/08/2025Put my son’s colour spray on for a laugh. His response? “YOU’RE A MIDDLE AGED MAN!” 260
Ben Davis @bendavisauthor.bsky.social · 28/07/2025Went and paid our respects to the Prince of Darkness today. My son left a toy bat as our offering. It’s what he would have wanted, etc: 231
Ben Davis @bendavisauthor.bsky.social · 23/07/2025No good. I guess I’ll never be good at articulating how to develop my creative practice. It’s not all bad news tho 000
Ben Davis @bendavisauthor.bsky.social · 18/07/2025I see they’ve moved their south coast show 100 miles to the east. It must have been above but it’s Dover now. 000
Ben Davis @bendavisauthor.bsky.social · 17/07/2025Slamming Walliams gets eyeballs.* *the post is actually pretty silly and self-deprecating 000
Ben Davis @bendavisauthor.bsky.social · 12/07/2025“That’s a pretty serious claim you’re making, Sir Patrick. We’d better take a serious photo to get that across.” “Sure. I’ll get my cigar and motorbike.” 111
Ben Davis @bendavisauthor.bsky.social · 10/07/2025This is much more fun if you imagine it’s a penguin called Michael Joseph 040
Ben Davis @bendavisauthor.bsky.social · 08/07/2025If you didn’t manage to get Oasis tickets, I’ve got the next best thing for ya 241
Ben Davis @bendavisauthor.bsky.social · 06/07/2025But before I tell you, make sure to smash that like button 010
Ben Davis @bendavisauthor.bsky.social · 04/07/2025New book series announced! Far more importantly, my mum completed her cancer treatment and is all clear. 🎉🎉🎉 0281
Ben Davis @bendavisauthor.bsky.social · 03/07/2025Obviously, the book has a *demented* theme song 010
Ben Davis @bendavisauthor.bsky.social · 02/07/2025Been having a lovely time the last few days, guys xx 040
Ben Davis @bendavisauthor.bsky.social · 27/06/2025The Davis Express has pulled into John Ferneley College in Melton Mowbray for more booknessnessnessness. I believe this is my third time here. Repeat Davis business. 040