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Possibly a bunch of big runs lost because of the Towson game?

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I’m going to Tulane at Charlotte on a Friday night in a few weeks, so will be able to see all the glory live!

Happened to be watching the skycast of that game. Saw this presnap after the motion and thought, “if there’s the slighted option for a draw, man is LSU COOKED.”

A photo from the sky cam of the final play between LSU and Kentucky. All of LSU’s linebackers are basically out of the box allowing for an easy quarterback draw, which won the game.

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I was laughing because I saw some mid-tier jobs asking if they could get Chesney out of UCLA, and after this weekend, I thought, "A&M-USC bidding war?"

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Charlotte just got extra sad

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Can’t tell whether it’s more fun when the leading game is an absolute sicko game or a really big one

Just learned Yale's top receiver is named Jaxton Santiago, which feels like one of the least Yale names possible. He also appears to be from Southern California and is maybe pretty good? @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social

Numbers can have power and meaning and "5' 11", 317 lbs" is a collection of such numbers in this context.

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Will Stein is the meanest man. That was cruel.

Penn State punting to cut a four-point leads to one in the fourth quarter feels like the most Matt Campbell thing.

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Purdue has no respect to return, for anyone

Gonna have to order extra spreadsheet space for all those plays.

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James Frankin's team down at Cal with 4 minutes left??? 👀👀👀

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Chicago‘s third most popular kink

I like that they went pre-sicko mode and you chose to make it worse

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Definitely thought that was the score like a 7 minutes in, and this revelation is extremely good.

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College football is dumb and good because you can lose the way South Carolina lost to Kentucky one week to fall to the pits of despair and then whomp a team that was in the top-10 not that long ago.

As a non-Texas fan, I shouldn’t feel this level of relief I do that it was just this and he didn’t put something gross out into the world. Maybe as a fan of the world.

Wake Forest: pleasantly unstoppable

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It's funny because the alternative is chucking in a true freshman in a game you're still winning. Like, if he just melts, no one is gonna be more happy.

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I really wanna know how he felt about his one year in Berkeley

Ben Breiner @benbreiner.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

There's a real eerie calm when you're like "I can't get freaked out at this point because we've been to this point before, and it was just some downed branches and whatever." And then it's like "wait, what happened? Do I still have time to drive to Indiana?"

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Ben Breiner @benbreiner.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

That man coached a super bowl dressed like that. What an absolute character.

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Ben Breiner @benbreiner.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I remember once being told I was awful and asked if we had any openings because anyone could do my job. I told him we did, but he would have to watch a lot of South Carolina football, couldn’t build his Saturday around watching Clemson football and had to be polite to Will Muschamp in person.

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Ben Breiner @benbreiner.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

He's definitely gonna "dox" the other Matt Brown.

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Ben Breiner @benbreiner.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Spencer's voice took a Buffalo Bill turn and that was real upsetting.

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Just imagining Willie Taggart seeing the news.

Weeds. It was fun and generally decent prestige TV for three seasons, and man it lost the plot.

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Looking at the list: A Jim Parsons project Two kind of pop novel adaptations An Amazon Christmas movie with this cast. Paychecks are good, I guess?

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You mean “The Idea of You” director Michael Showalter?

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Me: "Where in SC is that?" Oh, basically across the street from a small college, huh?

/Reads list //Assumes Nashville Sports Council will not be strongly fighting for fan safety.

Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Reposted by Ben Breiner

Me when my parents rented DEEP IMPACT from Blockbuster

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Ben Breiner @benbreiner.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

That game was on a side TV in the bar I was in, and seeing Wake's point total launch to the moon each time I turned my head was constantly enthralling. Also, Gio Lopez scoring five TD after being unshackled from Bill Belichick's offensive vision is delightful.

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Ben Breiner @benbreiner.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

So, so sorry for your loss. May her memory be for a blessing.

My play-analyzing brain is somewhat fine with the speed option on fourth and two, but man if you can’t execute it at all…

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This is a good way to learn that San Diego State won, a thing that seemed basically impossible when I turned it off and went to bed late last night

At a point, you can't keep losing games you can't afford to, and can't keep doing it in ways that create horrendous vibes. That's been the recent Shane Beamer era and really seems like it'll be the end of it.

Texas A&M, what are these uniforms?

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This game felt good because it was dominant and a nice experience, but I can also apply almost none of it to coaching conversations, which I do not care to do.

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Alert: Whit Muschamp spotting! Whit Muschamp spotting!!

The nut kick is about to become a traditional and mantra #KTN

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It’s an echo chamber… of enjoyment for quirky college football outcomes.

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