Sign in

NON-TOXICNo ads · No shady algorithms

iiinova is part of the Atmosphere — an open, public network where you own your identity.

Benjamin Blumöhr

@benblumoehr.eurosky.social
383 followers 2.7K following 510 posts
PostsRepliesMedia
Benjamin Blumöhr @benblumoehr.eurosky.social · 22/08/2026
A picture of a Werther's Original caramel hard candy.
140 4
Benjamin Blumöhr @benblumoehr.eurosky.social · 10/08/2026
Average american child.
Picture of Pinhead, the main antagonist of the Hellraiser horror film franchise. He is a very pale man with solid black eyes and dozens and dozens of long pins sticking out of his head all over.
1160 16
Benjamin Blumöhr @benblumoehr.eurosky.social · 05/08/2026
No messenger bags sadly. Also the mini bags with the flowers on are very nice but also very much not my style.
Mohop mini bag in silver with flowers on.
110 1
Benjamin Blumöhr @benblumoehr.eurosky.social · 17/07/2026
We knew she had at least two because...
 a man is standing in front of a sign that says zendaya is meechee
210 2
Benjamin Blumöhr @benblumoehr.eurosky.social · 06/07/2026
The rule is that generally slow motion should be used to ascertain the facts of the situation, such as point of contact in a foul. Whether and what for slow motion is used in VAR is entirely up to the refs. There is no rule saying slow motion in VAR is not to be used for fouls.
The VAR can ‘check’ the footage in normal speed and/or in slow motion but, in general, slow motion replays should only be used for facts, e.g. position of offence/player, point of contact for physical offences and handball, ball out of play (including goal/no goal); normal speed should be used for the ‘intensity’ of an offence or to decide if it was a handball offence
130 3
Benjamin Blumöhr @benblumoehr.eurosky.social · 03/07/2026
You know the joke about the nuns that die and turn up at the heavenly gates, right?
A bus full of Nuns falls off a cliff and they all die.
They arrive at the gates of heaven and meet St. Peter. St. Peter says to them "Sisters, welcome to Heaven. In a moment I will let you all through the pearly gates, but before I may do that, I must ask each of you a single question. Please form a single-file line." And they do so.

St. Peter turns to the first Nun in the line and asks her "Sister, have you ever touched a penis?"

The Sister Responds "Well... there was this one time... that I kinda sorta... touched one with the tip of my pinky finger..."

St. Peter says "Alright Sister, now dip the tip of your pinky finger in the Holy Water, and you may be admitted." and she did so.

St. Peter now turns to the second nun and says "Sister, have you ever touched a penis?" "Well.... There was this one time... that I held one for a moment..."

"Alright Sister, now just wash your hands in the Holy Water, and you may be admitted" and she does so.

Now at this, there is a noise, a jostling in the line. It seems that one nun is trying to cut in front of another! St. Peter sees this and asks the Nun "Sister Susan, what is this? There is no rush!"

Sister Susan responds "Well if I'm going to have to gargle this stuff, I'd rather do it before Sister Mary sticks her ass in it!"
000 0
Benjamin Blumöhr @benblumoehr.eurosky.social · 02/06/2026
lol. Looks like Netflix is on it. variety.com/2026/film/gl...
"The story follows Wonka after he's released from prison for the crime of turning a child into a blueberry in the original 'Charlie and the Chocolate Factory'."
010 1
Benjamin Blumöhr @benblumoehr.eurosky.social · 22/03/2026
Tobias Funke from Arrested Development meme in which he says he advised a number of people to buy cat toys and his wife asks if it worked for those people to which he answers that it never does though they delude themselves into thinking it might but it might work for them.
010 1
Benjamin Blumöhr @benblumoehr.eurosky.social · 09/12/2025
The most important thing one has to mention about Charles Frederick Worth is how well he wore a hat.
A yellowing photograph of a bald middle aged man with a moustache wearing a fancy beret high on his head.
160 6
Benjamin Blumöhr @benblumoehr.eurosky.social · 06/12/2025
Abou Ben Adhem
By Leigh Hunt

Abou Ben Adhem (may his tribe increase!)
Awoke one night from a deep dream of peace,
And saw, within the moonlight in his room,
Making it rich, and like a lily in bloom,
An angel writing in a book of gold:
Exceeding peace had made Ben Adhem bold,
And to the presence in the room he said,
"What writest thou?" The vision raised its head,
And with a look made of all sweet accord,
Answered, "The names of those who love the Lord."
"And is mine one?" said Abou. "Nay, not so,"
Replied the angel. Abou spoke more low,
But cheerly still; and said, "I pray thee, then,
Write me as one that loves his fellow men."

The angel wrote, and vanished. The next night
It came again with a great wakening light,
And showed the names whom love of God had blest,
And lo! Ben Adhem's name led all the rest.
020 2
Benjamin Blumöhr @benblumoehr.eurosky.social · 22/10/2025
Or 60s comedy tv show Hogan's Heroes.
An image of Major Hochstetter of the SS in the tv comedy Hogan's Heroes wearing a uniform cap with the Totenkopf symbol on the front, played by Howard Caine, a Jewish WW2 Navy veteran and prolific character actor.
0111 11
Benjamin Blumöhr @benblumoehr.eurosky.social · 17/09/2025
I got a coupon for hello fresh, used that coupon, and a coupon for hello fresh came with the order of hello fresh. So I would say: No. Ps.: With this reply, please accept this complementary coupon for Hello Fresh.
A promo code for HelloFresh USA for Free Steak + 10 Free Meals.

*One free item per box for your first two months with active subscription while supplies last until 12/14/2025.
**No idea if this one works.
020 2
Benjamin Blumöhr @benblumoehr.eurosky.social · 19/07/2025
Did he steal that from the Beagle Boys?
The Beagle Boys are a family of criminals who often try to rob Scrooge McDuck. They wear black masks that kind of look like thick rimmed glasses.
010 1
Benjamin Blumöhr @benblumoehr.eurosky.social · 06/07/2025
Makes him look like a german lawyer.
An alamy stock photo of a man wearing a black suit over a white shirt and white tie. In his right hand he is holding a court gown and in his left hand he is holding a for german lawyers typical looseleaf collection of laws.
100 1
Benjamin Blumöhr @benblumoehr.eurosky.social · 26/06/2025
Michael Scott, of The Office, yelling "I declare sharia law!".
000 0
Benjamin Blumöhr @benblumoehr.eurosky.social · 18/05/2025
You are gonna laugh when you find out theres a fan remake of Elden Ring for Gameboy. www.pcgamer.com/this-fan-is-...
Coverart for Eden Ring for Game Boy Color by a fan named shin.
051 5
Benjamin Blumöhr @benblumoehr.eurosky.social · 11/04/2025
Could go either way imo. Hes a goodlooking man in general. But her certainly pulls off the bald look extremely well.
Patrick Stewart, the actor who plays Jean-Luc Picard in Star Trek: The Next Generation and Star Trek: Picard, looking handsome in a wig in the 1975 british mini series "North & South".
110 1
Benjamin Blumöhr @benblumoehr.eurosky.social · 10/02/2025
It does the same in Europe (at least in Germany).
Screenshot of a map of the Gulf of Mexico from Google Maps in German showing that it is labeled as "Golf von Mexiko (Golf von Amerika)" which is german for "Gulf of Mexico (Gulf of America)".
3133 13