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Ben Baker

@benbaker.bsky.social
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Writer. Radio host. Splainer. I've been waiting for so long to sing my middle-aged victory song. Buy a book here: linktr.ee/BenBakerBooks

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Ben Baker @benbaker.bsky.social · 10h
Oh thank you. I told the doctor straight up I am very claustrophobic so hopefully it will help on that decision. It really does terrify me, even for ten minutes or so.
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Ben Baker @benbaker.bsky.social · 10h
Went to the hospital about my annoying eardrum buzz and they're sending me for an MRI which I wasn’t really expecting. As one of those raging claustrophobes, I'm not looking forward...
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Ben Baker @benbaker.bsky.social · 13h
It's been a bad day. Please don't take my trousers.
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Ben Baker @benbaker.bsky.social · 21h
What TV programme do Jackie readers (and Dave Hill from Slade) hate the most in 1976? The answers may shock you! Assuming you're very easily startled by the word "Crossroads".
Which TV Do You Hate The Most Article from Jackie comic in 1976. Its mostly Crossroads.
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Ben Baker @benbaker.bsky.social · 19h
They must have gotten to the bottom of the barrel with guests by now. You should definitely subscribe to find out.
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The House Of Splain @thehouseofsplain.bsky.social · 21h
If you've enjoyed our Noel Edmonds episode we're building up quite the back catalogue - and PantoSplaining *will* return soon. youtube.com/@thehouseofs...
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The House Of Splain
From TV's Ben Baker and John Matthews The Splaining Family Of Podcasts so far: ALFsplaining - an episode by episode look back at the American sitcom ALF PantoSplaining - The Panto Poster Podcast
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Ben Baker @benbaker.bsky.social · 21h
What TV programme do Jackie readers (and Dave Hill from Slade) hate the most in 1976? The answers may shock you! Assuming you're very easily startled by the word "Crossroads".
Which TV Do You Hate The Most Article from Jackie comic in 1976. Its mostly Crossroads.
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Ben Baker @benbaker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I will take full credit. Cheques and postal orders to the usual address.
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Ben Baker @benbaker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Be nice, tune in. Victoria Bosoms-Mitchell wont miss you. noiseboxradio.com
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Ben Baker @benbaker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm not sure what was more strange about Tony Blackburn at the 1978 Swap Shop Awards. That he was dressed as Gonzo the Great or that he was neither up for nor presented an award despite many folk pulling double duty.
Gonzo the GreatTony Blackburn
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Ben Baker @benbaker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm not sure what was more strange about Tony Blackburn at the 1978 Swap Shop Awards. That he was dressed as Gonzo the Great or that he was neither up for nor presented an award despite many folk pulling double duty.
Gonzo the GreatTony Blackburn
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Ben Baker @benbaker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's nice to be nice but its nicer still to tune every one of your internets to @noiseboxradio.com at 8pm tonight for "Ben Baker Vs Monday". IT'S SO FLUFFY!
Ben Baker is very nice. On the radio.
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Ben Baker @benbaker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Please I beg you, NO LEADMANS.
YouTube subtitles misunderstands Noel Edmonds MUCH LIKE THE REST OF THE WORLD.
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The House Of Splain @thehouseofsplain.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Our investigation into Noel Edmonds' appalling 1980 annual accidentally unearthed details of the bizarre record label Handkerchief Records, whose roster included the Animal Kwackers, Lenny Henry, show jumper Harvey Smith and "Skinflick". Enjoy the full book here, in vision youtu.be/gef6LUf8rmY
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Ben Baker @benbaker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
So, how many pairs of boilable waterproof underpants should I put you down for?
Protective boilable incontinence pants advert from the Daily Mirror in 1976
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Ben Baker @benbaker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just looked what BBC Two has in the 10pm slot this week for the comedy fan... QI (repeat), Gone Fishing (series 1 repeat) and Live At The Apollo (repeat). I remember thinking things were dire 20 years ago but I now realise I didn't know how good we had it.
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Ben Baker @benbaker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'd really like to see Rowan Atkinson live but I worry about the people who will get tickets hoping "Funny Mr Beans" will stand with a turkey on his head for 90 minutes.
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Ben Baker @benbaker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I've been mocked many times for it in adulthood but I was absolutely terrified of E.T as a kid. Bear in mind this isn’t with context on video (probably a 17th gen copy at that) but just seeing his image. If I found that in my closet I'd stove its bastard heed in. #hesonlygotlittlelegs
E.T.
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Ben Baker @benbaker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Good lord yes, I was horrified by Worzel. Used to scream the house down when he appeared I'm told. Same with Metal Mickey for some reason.
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ALFsplaining - the ALF Podcast @alfsplaining.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
🏮NEW EPISODE🏮 in which "ALF is accidentally photographed by a tabloid photographer." Yes, the show finally deals with a trope that has plagued us since episode one - how does nobody notice ALF sticking his hooter through the kitchen portal every single episode? Linktr.ee/ALFsplaining
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ALFsplaining Official: Instagram, X, Facebook | Linktree
Linktree. Make your link do more.
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Ben Baker @benbaker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Currently playing on noiseboxradio.com 🐶
https://www.laurelcanyonanimalcompany.com/
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Ben Baker @benbaker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Bonus nonsense from me this week as I celebrate World Animal Day with some of my favourite themed songs on the subject. You'd hate to disappoint Daisy Dog, wouldn't you? @noiseboxradio.com
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Ben Baker @benbaker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
So, how many pairs of boilable waterproof underpants should I put you down for?
Protective boilable incontinence pants advert from the Daily Mirror in 1976
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Ben Baker @benbaker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Pudgy Penguin Says You're Welcome!
ALT: Pudgy Penguin Says You're Welcome!
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Ben Baker @benbaker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Bonus nonsense from me this week as I celebrate World Animal Day with some of my favourite themed songs on the subject. You'd hate to disappoint Daisy Dog, wouldn't you? @noiseboxradio.com
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Ben Baker @benbaker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yep. 😆
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Ben Baker @benbaker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFhv... I'm a sucker for over-explained comedy. Kevin is the best at exploding rage.
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The Kids in the Hall - McGuillicutty and Green
YouTube video by Paul Bellini
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Ben Baker @benbaker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
And if you want more Noel madness for some inexplicable reason after #SwapShop, give this an eye, a subscribe and all your worldly possessions. Or just the first two if thats more convenient.
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Ben Baker @benbaker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm not saying @noiseboxradio.com is the best radio station ever but we probably play "I Wanna Be A Winner" by Brown Sauce once a day. Yeah, look impressed. #SwapShop
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Ben Baker @benbaker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
THIS IS WHAT THEY ACTUALLY WANT #SwapShop
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Ben Baker @benbaker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I assume Keith wrote this sketch. #SwapShop
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Ben Baker @benbaker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
With "SPEED" on the back!
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Ben Baker @benbaker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What the fuck am I watching? #SwapShop
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Ben Baker @benbaker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
As Cheggers is being mauled by teenagers.
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Ben Baker @benbaker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Does anyone ever look at Keith and Maggie and think about the intercourse that took place? #SwapShop
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Ben Baker @benbaker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
He was Schofielding him. In the Gordon T Anus.
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Ben Baker @benbaker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Its Noel! Looking SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT! #SwapShop
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Ben Baker @benbaker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"NO, MONEY HORSE"
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Ben Baker @benbaker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
MORE TOOK BBC #SwapShop
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Ben Baker @benbaker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'VE GOT CHEESE IN MY MOUTH. #SwapShop #IveJustEatenAWholePacketOfToffos
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Ben Baker @benbaker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Maybe just say it in English but louder Noel like every terrible British person in 1981. #SwapShop
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Ben Baker @benbaker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Ben Baker @benbaker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Imagine opening the door and it was Cheggers on roller-skates with scolding hot water. #SwapShop
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Ben Baker @benbaker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"ALFsplaining Theme (2019)"
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Ben Baker @benbaker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
John "Zip Flop Twang Nee Naw Nee Naw" Barrowman #SwapShop
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Ben Baker @benbaker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Your dad fancied Ratz. #SwapShop
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Ben Baker @benbaker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
There are two types of people in this world: people who want a monogrammed John Craven jacket. And liars.
A monogrammed John Craven jacket. Also: John Craven
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Ben Baker @benbaker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You murder ONE man through negligent irresponsibility and SUDDENLY....etc... #SwapShop
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Ben Baker @benbaker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
How much would you pay for weekly Cheggers? #SwapShop
£15 deposit and a weekly fee of £2.29
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Ben Baker @benbaker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I want to celebrate 30 years of that shirt Noel is wearing. #SwapShop
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