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Ben*

@benasterisk.bsky.social
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Dad, autism advocate, artist, musician, standup comedian, software developer, writer, animal lover, bemused pop culture tourist. To wildly varying degrees of competence and enthusiasm at any given moment.

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Ben* @benasterisk.bsky.social · 5h
Few people know that "Barefoot in the Park" was actually a prequel to the much less successful "My Lengthy Battle With Hookworm"
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Ben* @benasterisk.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
"Listen, Jim...I mean Mr Shooter... all I'm saying is he's called the MOON Knight after all... and we're not covered by the CCA... you see where I'm going? Ok, well how about a HALF moon?"
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Ben* @benasterisk.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
New euphemism just dropped
Marlene from MoonKnight says to her butler who is avoiding looking at her as she leaves her jacuzzi: "Oh knock it off, Samuels - you've seen my squeaky velvet before"
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Ben* @benasterisk.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
That's why you need the right accessories
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Ben* @benasterisk.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If I had just a *little* more Mana, you would get SUCH a smiting...
Populous - God sim from 1989
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Ben* @benasterisk.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Not to call anyone out, but as far as I can see the Anti-Lunatic Squad hasn't done a DAMN thing in the last 20+ years
Batman 1966, Anti-Lunatic Squad van
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Ben* @benasterisk.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
What about Michael tracings?
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Ben* @benasterisk.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Ben* @benasterisk.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You called?
Wellington Paranormal, Zombie Cops episode.  Let's assume they're ghosts too.
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Ben* @benasterisk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Starcrossed Kamuu / Zartra, Atlantis/Lemuria romance.
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Ben* @benasterisk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"White Eyes"? Checked out a mirror lately Spidey?
Spiderman calling Moon Knight by the confusing nickname "White Eyes"
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Ben* @benasterisk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Of course he may have just seen the Adam Driver Burberry ads and gotten confused and tingly.
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Ben* @benasterisk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
🎵You take Supergood 🎶You take Superbad 🎵You take then both 🎶And then you'll have 🎵The Super Facts of Life 🎶The Super Facts of Life
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Ben* @benasterisk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Time to stock up on decemberween snacks.
Club pack of 40 bite size flavour-dusted crickets, from a facility that promises not to also process peanuts.
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Ben* @benasterisk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
He held a mirror up to society - but society, uncomfortable, turned away.
Dude holding a mirror up to society
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Ben* @benasterisk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Once again, I apologize
Human Torch: looks like Ben just created a whole mess of atheists, Sue!
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Ben* @benasterisk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Buyer's remorse is common after moving into a giant pumpkin house
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Ben* @benasterisk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Tarka Dal?
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Ben* @benasterisk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
How many times a day does someone send you this?
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Ben* @benasterisk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Ben* @benasterisk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Or punchkick a Kickpuncher?
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Ben* @benasterisk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
S.H.A.D.O. style
Tv show UFO. 

Director of S.H.A.D.O.
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Ben* @benasterisk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Ben* @benasterisk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Ben* @benasterisk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Care crow
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Ben* @benasterisk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Ben* @benasterisk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Harpo's Engels poster. 

Great show, before it's time.
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Ben* @benasterisk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Shark Attack webcomic, Nicholas Gurewitch
Nicholas Gurewitch
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Ben* @benasterisk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It was a werewolf bar mizvah Spooky, scary Boys becoming men Men becoming wolves
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Ben* @benasterisk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is going to save me a FORTUNE in egg-related cleaning bills.
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Ben* @benasterisk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's real drinksollys.com/products/kd-...
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Ben* @benasterisk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The most important phrase you'll learn
Duolingo Danish translation - I am afraid of your grandfather.
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Ben* @benasterisk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I beg to differ
Danish duolingo phrase - "the blue apples are not special"
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Ben* @benasterisk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Ben* @benasterisk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Ben* @benasterisk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Exploitative, but artistically necessary, scene of Gamera at a communal Showa
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Ben* @benasterisk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Ben* @benasterisk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Still have the tools of the trade
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Ben* @benasterisk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Ben* @benasterisk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Good point.
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Ben* @benasterisk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Coincidentally...
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Ben* @benasterisk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I believe in you Bully
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Ben* @benasterisk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
What if i said you could have both at the same time?
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Ben* @benasterisk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Power Man and Ironfest
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Ben* @benasterisk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Totally believable as a late 80's early 90's pattern
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Ben* @benasterisk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Ben* @benasterisk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
He won't leave that sandwich alone. It may be time for an intervention.
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Ben* @benasterisk.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Two interpretations of the same prompt, '21
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Ben* @benasterisk.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Ben* @benasterisk.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Morning El Kapitan!
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