Ben* @benasterisk.bsky.social · 5hFew people know that "Barefoot in the Park" was actually a prequel to the much less successful "My Lengthy Battle With Hookworm" 120
Ben* @benasterisk.bsky.social · 10/10/2026"Listen, Jim...I mean Mr Shooter... all I'm saying is he's called the MOON Knight after all... and we're not covered by the CCA... you see where I'm going? Ok, well how about a HALF moon?" 020
Ben* @benasterisk.bsky.social · 09/10/2026If I had just a *little* more Mana, you would get SUCH a smiting... 030
Ben* @benasterisk.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Not to call anyone out, but as far as I can see the Anti-Lunatic Squad hasn't done a DAMN thing in the last 20+ years 000
Ben* @benasterisk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Of course he may have just seen the Adam Driver Burberry ads and gotten confused and tingly. 120
Ben* @benasterisk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026🎵You take Supergood 🎶You take Superbad 🎵You take then both 🎶And then you'll have 🎵The Super Facts of Life 🎶The Super Facts of Life 120
Ben* @benasterisk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026He held a mirror up to society - but society, uncomfortable, turned away. 000
Ben* @benasterisk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Buyer's remorse is common after moving into a giant pumpkin house 020
Ben* @benasterisk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026It was a werewolf bar mizvah Spooky, scary Boys becoming men Men becoming wolves 010
Ben* @benasterisk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026This is going to save me a FORTUNE in egg-related cleaning bills. 010
Ben* @benasterisk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Exploitative, but artistically necessary, scene of Gamera at a communal Showa 110
Ben* @benasterisk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026He won't leave that sandwich alone. It may be time for an intervention. 020