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BenAllen22

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BenAllen22 @benallen22.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
GOAT and it’s not close
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BenAllen22 @benallen22.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Maybe the microphones didn’t follow him to Whataburger?
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BenAllen22 @benallen22.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Miles Simon winning the Championship
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BenAllen22 @benallen22.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That’s a clown question bro
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BenAllen22 @benallen22.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I though Martin Greenfield made the sails for that mast
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BenAllen22 @benallen22.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Uh, and 1.4MM people…..
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BenAllen22 @benallen22.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yo’ Elon so fat he put his belt on with a boomerang
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BenAllen22 @benallen22.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Man, what if
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BenAllen22 @benallen22.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
When Robert and Audrey Talbott were driving west to Carmel to start their little tie company they stopped in Dallas and sat down with Stanley to discuss their plan. That conversation was part of the path that led to 60 years of being the gold standard of American menswear.
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BenAllen22 @benallen22.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Beautiful! Mostly Jen but absolutely including the joke 💪
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BenAllen22 @benallen22.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Absolutely horrible.
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BenAllen22 @benallen22.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Your Elon so fat he’s like the sun… hard to look at
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BenAllen22 @benallen22.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Your Elon is so FAT he broke his leg and gravy poured out
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BenAllen22 @benallen22.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Try chopping it up and mixing it in some nice French butter and spreading in a fresh baguette…. 🤯
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BenAllen22 @benallen22.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I just laughed when I read it 😂😂
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BenAllen22 @benallen22.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I hear they’re using the Vegetarian Defense
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BenAllen22 @benallen22.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The details clearly don’t matter to this artist. He didn’t even add the hole in his neck.
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BenAllen22 @benallen22.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hey, I do this 😂
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BenAllen22 @benallen22.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
He must have just cashed his paycheck
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BenAllen22 @benallen22.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
“Trump says” hahahahahahahaha
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BenAllen22 @benallen22.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I saw you guys at that rib joint 🤙
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BenAllen22 @benallen22.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Don’t get ink on your tortilla press
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BenAllen22 @benallen22.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I used to watch ESPN every morning and every night before I went to bed. Listened on the radio in my car. Haven’t watched a total of 30 minutes in the last six years. It’s terrible.
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BenAllen22 @benallen22.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I’d like to hear him hand one thing he’s ever stopped eating 🐖
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BenAllen22 @benallen22.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The research is incredibly important. Equally important, and usually mentioned, is that the Foundation is the most comprehensive resource for information for families that are caring with a loved one with Parkinson’s. The information they make readily available to everyone is a godsend.
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BenAllen22 @benallen22.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Perfect for rush hour traffic
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BenAllen22 @benallen22.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
So great!
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BenAllen22 @benallen22.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Now let’s do AI
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BenAllen22 @benallen22.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Remember all the great westerns where the good guy shot the bad guy? The bad guys now just stand on a stage with metal detectors at the entrance. Fucking pussies
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BenAllen22 @benallen22.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
A I all the way
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BenAllen22 @benallen22.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Happy Shut The Fuck Up Day for all who celebrate 🎉
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BenAllen22 @benallen22.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Happy Shut The Fuck Up Day to all that celebrate 🎉
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BenAllen22 @benallen22.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Fuck off Jack Off
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BenAllen22 @benallen22.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Now let’s do AI
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BenAllen22 @benallen22.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Someone should make a movie about it
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BenAllen22 @benallen22.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Those were fun years for us Suns fans🤙
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BenAllen22 @benallen22.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I’ve watched it 20 times! So great!!
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BenAllen22 @benallen22.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This is a misleading headline. JD will NEVER be ready for primetime. He will NEVER deserve it. He bears his lies and bigotry in a cross and pretends that makes it OK. Fuck him forever.
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BenAllen22 @benallen22.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
What an incredible person. Her power was absolute. 💪
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BenAllen22 @benallen22.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
“Witch hunt”… hmmm where have I heard that before?
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BenAllen22 @benallen22.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I hope they can see my truck coming…
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BenAllen22 @benallen22.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Please please please send this fuckwad to El Salvador 🙏
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BenAllen22 @benallen22.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Very small difference between being mediocre and being mediocre on steroids 🤷🏼‍♂️
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BenAllen22 @benallen22.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The fake hair is the least embarrassing thing about him
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BenAllen22 @benallen22.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Point Guard U 💪💪
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BenAllen22 @benallen22.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Those were some damn fun years 🤙
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BenAllen22 @benallen22.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Well, I have always hated the lakers and they’re going to be run like a corporation but without bailout money so they’re inevitably going to SUCK BALLS. #GoSuns
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BenAllen22 @benallen22.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
😂😂
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BenAllen22 @benallen22.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
You are an example for the world and I love you 🤙
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BenAllen22 @benallen22.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I absolutely love your posts. Thank you!
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