Ben Garrett @benagarr.bsky.social · 21/02/2025People voted to have the whole executive branch be Russian assets. I mean before it was just like 9 senators. 010
Ben Garrett @benagarr.bsky.social · 05/02/2025Trump should adopt Musk. That’s the only way this works. Elon Trump 120
Ben Garrett @benagarr.bsky.social · 22/01/2025A1 Steak Sauce should just change their name to AI. For the old people. So it’s less confusing. 210
Ben Garrett @benagarr.bsky.social · 19/01/2025Bye bye tik tok pie Drove the Chevy to the levy But tik tok showed a trump modal 010
Ben Garrett @benagarr.bsky.social · 15/01/2025If you work at Tesla do you have to call yourself a Muskateer 031
Ben Garrett @benagarr.bsky.social · 14/01/2025Remember that famous line at the beginning of Sharknado where the main character says “Call me Sharknado!”. Truly iconic. 020
Ben Garrett @benagarr.bsky.social · 06/01/2025Have you guys heard about this movie Wicked? I think it’s about people in Boston. Sounds cool 031
Ben Garrett @benagarr.bsky.social · 05/01/2025Pickleball is a true apocalypse sport. You can play it in the Silo. 010
Ben Garrett @benagarr.bsky.social · 02/01/2025Popeye is now in the public domain. My book, “I yam what I yam”, can finally be safely published. 020
Ben Garrett @benagarr.bsky.social · 31/12/2024People on LinkedIn are always like, see this plane with all these holes in it? That’s what leadership is. Follow me 020
Ben Garrett @benagarr.bsky.social · 30/12/2024I’m wary of any article that lists a “new trend” and gives it a name. 010
Ben Garrett @benagarr.bsky.social · 23/11/2024If I go to the Dr and on the door it says “Dr Pimple Popper” I’m walking right back out of there 030
Ben Garrett @benagarr.bsky.social · 21/11/2024I only care about this if I get coins and then the coins let me go to a rave and then I get hacked and lose the coins 140
