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Ben the Influencer (who doesn't really influence anything)

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“We are just little robots saying the same thing, then we worry about AI” -my wife

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Ben the Influencer (who doesn't really influence anything) @ben.waymark.org · 01/10/2026
If this noise ever stops making me laugh, I'll have to go looking for whatever meaning is left in anything, and I've a feeling it'll be sat at the far end of a bar that shut down years ago, nursing the last warm beer and waiting for me to show up.
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Ben the Influencer (who doesn't really influence anything) @ben.waymark.org · 01/10/2026
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Ben the Influencer (who doesn't really influence anything) @ben.waymark.org · 29/09/2026
I took this photo because the world ought to see a lady in a red dress hanging upside down in a gilt frame beside a stack of plates and a box of someone's leftover life, all waiting for a bus that stopped running years ago, and if you asked me why I'd have to shrug and admit I haven't the foggiest.
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Ben the Influencer (who doesn't really influence anything) @ben.waymark.org · 07/09/2026
Here we go again. I miss my dog already.
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Ben the Influencer (who doesn't really influence anything) @ben.waymark.org · 05/09/2026
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Ben the Influencer (who doesn't really influence anything) @ben.waymark.org · 02/09/2026
The best bit of greeting someone at airport with flowers is the look on the faces of people who aren’t being greeted with flowers.
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Ben the Influencer (who doesn't really influence anything) @ben.waymark.org · 01/09/2026
Oh oh! Séamus discovered couches.
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Ben the Influencer (who doesn't really influence anything) @ben.waymark.org · 29/08/2026
Séamus and the Ball would make a good kid’s book ngl. #greyhound
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Ben the Influencer (who doesn't really influence anything) @ben.waymark.org · 18/07/2026
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Ben the Influencer (who doesn't really influence anything) @ben.waymark.org · 01/07/2026
Happy Canada day!
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Ben the Influencer (who doesn't really influence anything) @ben.waymark.org · 24/06/2026
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Ben the Influencer (who doesn't really influence anything) @ben.waymark.org · 23/06/2026
Doing the Willy Loman again. Woo!
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Ben the Influencer (who doesn't really influence anything) @ben.waymark.org · 25/05/2026
Well that trip was fun and Budapest hospitals are nice. The good news is that it was just a minor conconsion, we'd didn't miss our plan home, and I am learning loads about vasovagal syncope.
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Ben the Influencer (who doesn't really influence anything) @ben.waymark.org · 22/05/2026
It’s me and my bad going somewhere but this time it’s for fun and my wife and her bag are coming too.
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Ben the Influencer (who doesn't really influence anything) @ben.waymark.org · 08/05/2026
I feel like people don’t appreciate exactly how glamorous my life is jetting off to exotic locations where I can watch Law and Order re-runs in bed all evening while reviewing everything I did and said during a day of wide ranging discussions on airline standards.
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Ben the Influencer (who doesn't really influence anything) @ben.waymark.org · 07/05/2026
I love it when a p look a comes together.
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Ben the Influencer (who doesn't really influence anything) @ben.waymark.org · 06/05/2026
As far as working views goes this is pretty damn nice.
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Ben the Influencer (who doesn't really influence anything) @ben.waymark.org · 05/05/2026
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Ben the Influencer (who doesn't really influence anything) @ben.waymark.org · 26/04/2026
I really do love Madrid especially in the spring….
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Ben the Influencer (who doesn't really influence anything) @ben.waymark.org · 26/04/2026
Well that was kinda fun, watching football for a night!
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Ben the Influencer (who doesn't really influence anything) @ben.waymark.org · 25/04/2026
It’s been a while but off for a work jollie
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Ben the Influencer (who doesn't really influence anything) @ben.waymark.org · 20/03/2026
<a href="https://www.freepik.com/free-vector/decorative-eid-moon-holy-festival-background_25661186.htm#fromView=keyword&page=1&position=0&uuid=0ab74e03-f9fc-4e8f-98f0-01cb99b55f34&query=Eid+mubarak">Image by starline on Freepik</a>
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Ben the Influencer (who doesn't really influence anything) @ben.waymark.org · 18/02/2026
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Ben the Influencer (who doesn't really influence anything) @ben.waymark.org · 17/02/2026
HRH Princess Emmy is sick of your bullshit, man.
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Ben the Influencer (who doesn't really influence anything) @ben.waymark.org · 25/01/2026
Well it’s been a month and a half of no travel, but here we do again! Hoping this quarter won’t be as mad as the last one was!
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Ben the Influencer (who doesn't really influence anything) @ben.waymark.org · 25/01/2026
This mostly all I need in my life now to sustain me.
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Ben the Influencer (who doesn't really influence anything) @ben.waymark.org · 24/01/2026
Art is art baby!
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Ben the Influencer (who doesn't really influence anything) @ben.waymark.org · 17/01/2026
Good news! Star Trek Academy is good! It is less serious and more fun. It feels like they have moved past generation serious aka the millennials and into generation fun aka Gen Z. They also mention STEM bolts and finally when someone gets impaled with something they do not just yank it out.
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Ben the Influencer (who doesn't really influence anything) @ben.waymark.org · 05/01/2026
Oh oh. Basically we are all going to die. And we don’t even have any biscuits left. Thoughts and prayers please.
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Ben the Influencer (who doesn't really influence anything) @ben.waymark.org · 01/01/2026
Next level trolling …
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Ben the Influencer (who doesn't really influence anything) @ben.waymark.org · 31/12/2025
Okay, a lot of my fans have been asking so here it is, official from the source, it’s a Prosecco New Years so fuck y’all mother fuckers that is the way it’ll be for the next year! He fucking haw.
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Ben the Influencer (who doesn't really influence anything) @ben.waymark.org · 31/12/2025
Oh ya, starting with the film then a year long chronological journey through star gate!
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Ben the Influencer (who doesn't really influence anything) @ben.waymark.org · 30/12/2025
6th day of Christmas, family trip to cash and carry behind us, now for a traditional Christmas samosa and tequila lunch.
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Ben the Influencer (who doesn't really influence anything) @ben.waymark.org · 27/12/2025
Christmas dinner complete! Third day is so much better for turkey!
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Ben the Influencer (who doesn't really influence anything) @ben.waymark.org · 24/12/2025
My redneck version of mise en place ready for Christmas Eve paella
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Ben the Influencer (who doesn't really influence anything) @ben.waymark.org · 22/12/2025
Best Christmas romcom of all times!
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Ben the Influencer (who doesn't really influence anything) @ben.waymark.org · 22/12/2025
Phase 2: brisket is in for next 48 hours, baileys is poured, shit Christmas romcoms are on the teevee.
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Ben the Influencer (who doesn't really influence anything) @ben.waymark.org · 21/12/2025
Christmas plans going well. Got a tree.
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Ben the Influencer (who doesn't really influence anything) @ben.waymark.org · 20/12/2025
We decided to Christmas after all. But we moved gifts and meal day to 27th.
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Ben the Influencer (who doesn't really influence anything) @ben.waymark.org · 18/12/2025
Mr Christmas plans. One more day then my holiday begins!
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Ben the Influencer (who doesn't really influence anything) @ben.waymark.org · 16/12/2025
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Ben the Influencer (who doesn't really influence anything) @ben.waymark.org · 13/12/2025
And here I am going home again.
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Ben the Influencer (who doesn't really influence anything) @ben.waymark.org · 12/12/2025
This is it! Last trip of the year and this is for the company Christmas party so more fun than work.
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Ben the Influencer (who doesn't really influence anything) @ben.waymark.org · 10/12/2025
And back home!
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Ben the Influencer (who doesn't really influence anything) @ben.waymark.org · 06/12/2025
But I can watch all three camera angles so there is that ….
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Ben the Influencer (who doesn't really influence anything) @ben.waymark.org · 06/12/2025
I miss Saturdays being fun or at least relaxing.
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Ben the Influencer (who doesn't really influence anything) @ben.waymark.org · 29/11/2025
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Ben the Influencer (who doesn't really influence anything) @ben.waymark.org · 29/11/2025
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Ben the Influencer (who doesn't really influence anything) @ben.waymark.org · 26/11/2025
Okay, listen, I do not want to brag or come across as some triumphantalist who has to win at everything and rub it in when others do not, BUT I found my hotel on the very first try and I feel that deserves some sort of accolade. Also: good hotels have bottle openers.
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Ben the Influencer (who doesn't really influence anything) @ben.waymark.org · 24/11/2025
Maybe I should focus on what is important like posting pictures of my dogs.
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