Ben Lubar (any pronouns) @ben.lubar.me.ap.brid.gy · 48mProtea has guns but I wouldn't describe her as "pulling" them 000 0
Ben Lubar (any pronouns) @ben.lubar.me.ap.brid.gy · 52moh, Lettie pulls a gun on Eleanor that counts I think 100 1
Ben Lubar (any pronouns) @ben.lubar.me.ap.brid.gy · 54mare there any scenes in Warframe where a woman pulls a gun and it's impactful most of the important women characters don't use guns 100 1
Ben Lubar (any pronouns) @ben.lubar.me.ap.brid.gy · 1hlike when Loid pulls out a Zylok Prime or when Kahl-175 pulls out a Corinth Prime or when Albrecht pulls out a Lex Prime 100 1
Ben Lubar (any pronouns) @ben.lubar.me.ap.brid.gy · 1hIt's incredible how "man pulls out gun" can be so impactful in a game like Warframe 100 1
Ben Lubar (any pronouns) @ben.lubar.me.ap.brid.gy · 1h**Aoi Morohoshi:** Arthur! I can't! I can't! Arthur! Ar-! **Amir Beckett:** I was... Too. Slow. **Albrecht Entrati playing chess 10 moves ahead:** He's ash in seconds. No need for misery. Come. Now. **Albrecht Entrati playing chess 9 moves ahead:** Murmur expelled. Tau is in sight. They've […]mastodon.lubar.meOriginal post on mastodon.lubar.me 100 1
Ben Lubar (any pronouns) @ben.lubar.me.ap.brid.gy · 1h@mjdxp they tried that at Radio TV Solutions www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIZJaJNP7UM 000 0
Ben Lubar (any pronouns) @ben.lubar.me.ap.brid.gy · 2hnotable that personality cores are _not_ people there wasn't a person who became wheatley there wasn't a person who became the adventure core or the space core or the intelligence core they're just robots GLaDOS and the giant metal head they put Cave Johnson into are "real" AI, the rest are […]mastodon.lubar.meOriginal post on mastodon.lubar.me 000 0
Ben Lubar (any pronouns) @ben.lubar.me.ap.brid.gy · 2hI think they might be generating their responses to me because nobody could possibly be this shit 210 2
Ben Lubar (any pronouns) @ben.lubar.me.ap.brid.gy · 2h"valve should make a real AI assistant themed on the portal series" buddy did you play those games do you remember literally anything about the point those games were trying to make especially the second one which is a story about you giving full control of the facility to an LLM and then […]mastodon.lubar.meOriginal post on mastodon.lubar.me 110 1
Ben Lubar (any pronouns) @ben.lubar.me.ap.brid.gy · 2hand then in the new Prologue to Tau: Lua quest the Drifter goes one step further than that and aborts a cutscene the way that Legend of Zelda speedrunners do when they want to load the title screen into the game or whatever 000 0
Ben Lubar (any pronouns) @ben.lubar.me.ap.brid.gy · 2hSteam forum user discovers new lifehack known as "shoplifting" 000 0
Ben Lubar (any pronouns) @ben.lubar.me.ap.brid.gy · 2hand then later on with The Old Peace it's revealed that the Drifter can time loop even when time isn't involved 100 1
Ben Lubar (any pronouns) @ben.lubar.me.ap.brid.gy · 2hThis is probably the single biggest reveal about the Drifter other than them existing at all. The fact that they can time loop outside of Duviri. 100 1
Ben Lubar (any pronouns) @ben.lubar.me.ap.brid.gy · 2hyoutu.be/VG1ZRokXubg?t=7751 The biggest reveal in the quest happens in a room full of characters, all of which are dead. 100 1
Ben Lubar (any pronouns) @ben.lubar.me.ap.brid.gy · 2hThinking about how The Hex ends with a scene where the biggest reveal in the quest happens, and there's not a single word of dialogue spoken about that big reveal in one of the most dialogue-heavy scenes in the game. 100 1
Ben Lubar (any pronouns) @ben.lubar.me.ap.brid.gy · 2h@cxberger really funny how so many people get confused by things that are super well telegraphed saw a lot of that with The Hex 000 0
Ben Lubar (any pronouns) @ben.lubar.me.ap.brid.gy · 3hwell you have a runescape-themed idle game on your wishlist but there's a two in the title so uhhhhhh maybe you're interested in 000 0
Ben Lubar (any pronouns) @ben.lubar.me.ap.brid.gy · 4hThe Steam API follows my favorite trend in computer programming where everything is named wrong like in DFHack where the function to check whether a dwarf is homosexual returns true for ace dwarves and false for bi dwarves anyway in the Steam API there's a flag called […]mastodon.lubar.meOriginal post on mastodon.lubar.me 000 0
Ben Lubar (any pronouns) @ben.lubar.me.ap.brid.gy · 14hkinda wild that someone could pick up on the gay marriage theming of The Old Peace but not the thousands of other super gay things in the game before they played it for two thousand hours 000 0
Ben Lubar (any pronouns) @ben.lubar.me.ap.brid.gy · 14hdunno what that word in the third line means but it definitely doesn't describe Adis 100 1
Ben Lubar (any pronouns) @ben.lubar.me.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026there's a lojban word for this, gleua (literally "giving fucks") if you have limited fucks and you give them all in one category, you're going to be awful in the other categories if you give the maximum amount of fucks in every category, you're gonna need a lot of fucks to give and if you […]mastodon.lubar.meOriginal post on mastodon.lubar.me 000 0
Ben Lubar (any pronouns) @ben.lubar.me.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026but be warned! you can also care _too little_ about aspects of your game and become tim sweeney 110 1
Ben Lubar (any pronouns) @ben.lubar.me.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026you can either put your entire budget into the graphics, resulting in a bad video game, or you can put an infinite budget into the entire game, resulting in a very expensive (to make) but very good game or you can just not care so much about graphical fidelity like 99% of the games considered […]mastodon.lubar.meOriginal post on mastodon.lubar.me 100 1
Ben Lubar (any pronouns) @ben.lubar.me.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026there's two different ways that video games that are proud about their graphical fidelity can go one is Graveyard Keeper 2, where the game runs really slowly because it's doing all kinds of complicated lighting calculations in what looks like a 2D game and the development was mostly centered […]mastodon.lubar.meOriginal post on mastodon.lubar.me 100 1
Ben Lubar (any pronouns) @ben.lubar.me.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026video games were better back when screen resolutions were low enough that the majority of the work went into the mechanics rather than the graphics especially back before screen resolutions got _so_ high that graphics card companies started making genAI slop machines to pretend that the game is […]mastodon.lubar.meOriginal post on mastodon.lubar.me 100 1
Ben Lubar (any pronouns) @ben.lubar.me.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026combine soldiers in half-life 2 have radio chatter that's procedurally generated word by word and actually describes their current tactical state including where they think the player character is (with a name that changes over the course of the game as gordon becomes more notorious in the eyes […]mastodon.lubar.meOriginal post on mastodon.lubar.me 100 1
Ben Lubar (any pronouns) @ben.lubar.me.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026I think anyone who refers to genAI as "AI" in order to make some kind of assertion about it is doing something similar to someone who walks into a restaurant and starts loudly complaining that the objects they ordered from the restaurant are too spicy and that this is a characteristic of objects […]mastodon.lubar.meOriginal post on mastodon.lubar.me 100 1
Ben Lubar (any pronouns) @ben.lubar.me.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026it's a very long name which hurts sales 000 0
Ben Lubar (any pronouns) @ben.lubar.me.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026programming is hard which is why I'm introducing my new product called "ben lubar's game that was made over the course of 20 years and has about 3 months worth of good work put into it in total" 100 1
Ben Lubar (any pronouns) @ben.lubar.me.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026[Presented without comment: the thing Cloudflare shows me in the control panel to try to convince me that I need to be nicer to genAI bots] Most visited pages Understand what content is used in AI answers. (note: I'm only listing entries with more than 10 requests here because otherwise there […]mastodon.lubar.meOriginal post on mastodon.lubar.me 000 0
Ben Lubar (any pronouns) @ben.lubar.me.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026also an image generator that always sleeps for 10 seconds and then replies with a blank rectangle of some predefined color 000 0
Ben Lubar (any pronouns) @ben.lubar.me.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026then, if any search engine does _worse_ at providing factual information than that, they are issued a fine 100 1
Ben Lubar (any pronouns) @ben.lubar.me.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026they should make a search engine that just responds to every request with "nobody knows" 210 2
Ben Lubar (any pronouns) @ben.lubar.me.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026also a lot of Gamers on the Steam forum getting really angry that the writers don't have a bunch of scenes where the characters sit down at a table and have boring discussions about how they're going to contact Praghasa or whatever or maybe that's just the one guy who also was angry that […]mastodon.lubar.meOriginal post on mastodon.lubar.me 000 0
Ben Lubar (any pronouns) @ben.lubar.me.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026it's weird that they made the alerts not happen for defense, infested salvage, or interception missions but they _did_ make them happen for the capture and rescue nodes and overrode the mission type to mobile defense 100 1
Ben Lubar (any pronouns) @ben.lubar.me.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026also calling the company that banned you for being a bigot "power-hungry furries" isn't a great start 000 0
Ben Lubar (any pronouns) @ben.lubar.me.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026steamcommunity.com/app/230410/discu… "we should all spam their support email to ask to get unbanned after they banned me for (somehow) both cheating AND saying the n word in public chat" (which is my guess based on my experience with what people who complain […]mastodon.lubar.meOriginal post on mastodon.lubar.me 100 1
Ben Lubar (any pronouns) @ben.lubar.me.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026so a pun is supposed to mean at least two things and that's what makes it a pun which is why I would say that OnlyFans is the social network that gets the worst attempts at punning it in video games because every time I've seen it happen it's meant _zero_ things it's a word that vaguely […]mastodon.lubar.meOriginal post on mastodon.lubar.me 000 0
Ben Lubar (any pronouns) @ben.lubar.me.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026most of my examples of good video game puns come from Two Point Hospital "Piste Off" is so good not to mention all the visual puns like "Eye Candy" and "Under the Weather" and "Pandemic" or naming the first disease you encounter "Grout" because it's gout you get from bathroom tiles and the […]mastodon.lubar.meOriginal post on mastodon.lubar.me 100 1
Ben Lubar (any pronouns) @ben.lubar.me.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026I think most video game authors attempting to make a pun fail at step 1 by not making it a pun like I love Celeste but "InstaPix" is nothing 100 1
Ben Lubar (any pronouns) @ben.lubar.me.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026I feel like I've definitely seen one but it was definitely an outlier 100 1
Ben Lubar (any pronouns) @ben.lubar.me.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026I wonder if any author has ever made a good social media website name pun 100 1
Ben Lubar (any pronouns) @ben.lubar.me.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026the game "The Dressmaker" is a game that teaches people UV mapping 001 1
Ben Lubar (any pronouns) @ben.lubar.me.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026"oh no! I'm fucking and/or getting fucked by THE ECONOMY" 000 0
Ben Lubar (any pronouns) @ben.lubar.me.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026pornography for politicians where one actor is wearing a sign board that says "THE ECONOMY" or some shit like that 100 1
Ben Lubar (any pronouns) @ben.lubar.me.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026[moments before DAD 3 is obliterated]mastodon.lubar.me[Audio] Original post on mastodon.lubar.me 000 0
Ben Lubar (any pronouns) @ben.lubar.me.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026DAD 1: gave himself space dementia as a sacrifice to allow the universe to continue to exist DAD 2: coached through making sweet brisket and spicy potatoes for his 1-4 sons by his dead wife DAD 3: fell asleep I guess? I think he's completely fine 110 1