bemaven.bsky.social @bemaven.bsky.social · 11/10/2026#svengoolie The moral: If Joan Crawford runs away to the circus, you run the other way. 020
bemaven.bsky.social @bemaven.bsky.social · 11/10/2026#svengoolie I would expect a good detective to watch everything but the act. 020
bemaven.bsky.social @bemaven.bsky.social · 11/10/2026If you lucky, no. Unless you fancy seeing two British boys spelunking in their white underpants. #svengoolie 040
bemaven.bsky.social @bemaven.bsky.social · 11/10/2026#svengoolie It's what you call a May-December romance. If May was in 1960 and December was in 1928. 030
bemaven.bsky.social @bemaven.bsky.social · 11/10/2026#svengoolie The knife thrower played the first Boothroyd in 'Doctor No'. 030
bemaven.bsky.social @bemaven.bsky.social · 11/10/2026#svengoolie You'd might think a proper detective would insist on reviewing each act and examining all the props. 040
bemaven.bsky.social @bemaven.bsky.social · 11/10/2026#svengoolie Well, the act was only half as good tonight as it was last night. 060
bemaven.bsky.social @bemaven.bsky.social · 11/10/2026#svengoolie 'I'm not sure I'm seeing you right now. Thanks to the open bar.' 020
bemaven.bsky.social @bemaven.bsky.social · 11/10/2026#svengoolie Next, Ignamar will put his head in the lion's mouth... from inside the lion. 030
bemaven.bsky.social @bemaven.bsky.social · 11/10/2026#svengoolie Angela: 'Oh, right. Good night, Mommie Dearest.' 020
bemaven.bsky.social @bemaven.bsky.social · 11/10/2026#svengoolie A guy who walks blindfold on a tightrope over bayonets. Not the sort to risk blackmail. 020
bemaven.bsky.social @bemaven.bsky.social · 11/10/2026#svengoolie It's hard to pin down a genre for this film. Not quite horror. Not quite mystery. No where near a legitimate drama. 130
bemaven.bsky.social @bemaven.bsky.social · 11/10/2026#svengoolie Angela: 'I just wanted to die.' You picked the right venue, lady. 040
bemaven.bsky.social @bemaven.bsky.social · 11/10/2026#svengoolie Sure, he wants to be partners with a woman suspected of murder. 020
bemaven.bsky.social @bemaven.bsky.social · 11/10/2026#svengoolie A killer who knew how to rig a tightrope to break and then hang the tightrope artist? That would take a magician. 020
bemaven.bsky.social @bemaven.bsky.social · 11/10/2026#svengoolie Sure hope all those poodles in that line are female. 020
bemaven.bsky.social @bemaven.bsky.social · 11/10/2026#svengoolie This is the second movie in one night that lack a sympathetic lead character. 020
bemaven.bsky.social @bemaven.bsky.social · 11/10/2026#svengoolie 'I think Durango is a funny name for British actor like Michael Gough.' 030
bemaven.bsky.social @bemaven.bsky.social · 11/10/2026#svengoolie Girl fight. It's in the contract. 061
bemaven.bsky.social @bemaven.bsky.social · 11/10/2026#svengoolie Exactly whose office was that? The Commissioner's or the Detective's? 040
bemaven.bsky.social @bemaven.bsky.social · 11/10/2026#svengoolie I remember Michael Gough from a ton of different appearances. 030
bemaven.bsky.social @bemaven.bsky.social · 11/10/2026#svengoolie Pretty off-handed method of killing someone. What if the spike wasn't long enough? 010
bemaven.bsky.social @bemaven.bsky.social · 11/10/2026#svengoolie So, are we going to have an explanation for Gaspar's rope breaking? 020
bemaven.bsky.social @bemaven.bsky.social · 11/10/2026#svengoolie He's just jealous about her eyebrows. 030
bemaven.bsky.social @bemaven.bsky.social · 11/10/2026#svengoolie She has a great Baby Jane vibe going. 010
bemaven.bsky.social @bemaven.bsky.social · 11/10/2026#svengoolie From the wonderful folks who brought us 'Konga' 010
bemaven.bsky.social @bemaven.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Can't help thinking those were two actors in elephant pants. 000
bemaven.bsky.social @bemaven.bsky.social · 11/10/2026#svengoolie Hawkins wardrobe by Sean Spicer. 120
bemaven.bsky.social @bemaven.bsky.social · 11/10/2026#svengoolie From the wonderful folks who brought us 'Trog'... 010
bemaven.bsky.social @bemaven.bsky.social · 11/10/2026#svengoolie How about an electric high wire act? 010
bemaven.bsky.social @bemaven.bsky.social · 11/10/2026#svengoolie I am Inspector Mower of the Yard. 020
bemaven.bsky.social @bemaven.bsky.social · 11/10/2026#svengoolie It's a great act. But aren't you going to run out of tightrope walkers? 030
bemaven.bsky.social @bemaven.bsky.social · 11/10/2026#svengoolie Herman Cohen. The name spells 'Quality' if you're illiterate. 010
bemaven.bsky.social @bemaven.bsky.social · 11/10/2026#svengoolie It wasn't shot in England? Golly! Golly! 020
bemaven.bsky.social @bemaven.bsky.social · 11/10/2026#svengoolie We are experiencing technical difficulties. Because we hired technical difficulties. 030
bemaven.bsky.social @bemaven.bsky.social · 11/10/2026#svengoolie Hey, I missed all the best parts. So did the people who made this film. 050
bemaven.bsky.social @bemaven.bsky.social · 11/10/2026#svengoolie Fred Munster: Well, time to break up the romance and preserve our daughter's virginity. 040
bemaven.bsky.social @bemaven.bsky.social · 11/10/2026#svengoolie Bobby: I'd stop them myself, sir. But it wouldn't be comedic enough. 030
bemaven.bsky.social @bemaven.bsky.social · 11/10/2026#svengoolie Hey, unmasking the real villain is a job for meddling kids. 020
bemaven.bsky.social @bemaven.bsky.social · 11/10/2026#svengoolie Can you believe they transplanted an entire acre of Californian terrain to England just to film this? 120
bemaven.bsky.social @bemaven.bsky.social · 11/10/2026#svengoolie The race is Formula One. The plot is Formula Zero. 020
bemaven.bsky.social @bemaven.bsky.social · 11/10/2026The alternate film title: The Munsters Murder Mystery And Comedy. #svengoolie 030
bemaven.bsky.social @bemaven.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Tell me that pole is straight up Terry Thomas's exhaust pipe. #svengoolie 020
bemaven.bsky.social @bemaven.bsky.social · 11/10/2026 #svengoolie Somewhere in heaven, Benny Hill is looking at this and thinking, "How lame." 020
