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TEN OF SWORDS

@below-the-line.bsky.social
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TEN OF SWORDS @below-the-line.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
BUT! ☝️ I did!
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TEN OF SWORDS @below-the-line.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Ha HA! You won’t get me with this!!!
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TEN OF SWORDS @below-the-line.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
…… ( tail wagging a little bit )
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TEN OF SWORDS @below-the-line.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Ka-sigh… Okay, 🍼MAMA🐐…
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TEN OF SWORDS @below-the-line.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Ummm. Hmmm… I guess I did…
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TEN OF SWORDS @below-the-line.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
TO WHO?
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TEN OF SWORDS @below-the-line.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
( 💭 I’m her boyfriend…? )
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TEN OF SWORDS @below-the-line.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Man, fucking Battat. Every so often she rings me up or shoots me a text asking if I wanna play dice with her and every so often I start to try to say no, but she fucking picks up on that so fast and her fun 🌀QUIRKY👾 demeanor drops.
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TEN OF SWORDS @below-the-line.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
No longer laughing and being bubbly, she starts to remind me of the file she has in her possession that would simply 🪦RUIN⚰️ me if it fell into the wrong hands! And so with tears in my eyes is reluctantly agree to play dice with Battat. It’s always in a back alley behind some strip mall.
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TEN OF SWORDS @below-the-line.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
🤮GROSS🤢 and rank. Battat hunched over a damp piece of cardboard she uses to roll her dice on. I always ask Battat, I say Battat you’re so 🤑RICH💵 and 💎FAMOUS💃, can’t we please play dice in like a highrise penthouse or something? Thinking of the nice all you can eat buffet that would surely be there.
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TEN OF SWORDS @below-the-line.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
All highrise penthouses have all you eat buffets. I’m pretty sure it’s like some sort of requirement. If I’m going play fucking dice with Battat​, let me at least get my fill on some slightly warmer than room temp fries.
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TEN OF SWORDS @below-the-line.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
But she always just grunts a no, and then rolls her dice, not looking at me at all. And 👼HOLY SHIT🚽, I’m not a man who believes in luck but… Battat is turning me into a believer because she has to be the unluckiest person in the world. Every roll she does, pure shit.
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TEN OF SWORDS @below-the-line.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I don’t even really know how to play dice but fuck, I play like some kinda 🌎WORLD CHAMP🏆 when I play with her. And fuck, her goddamn temper. It doesn’t take much to set her off. Screaming and shouting and 🌬️HUFFING AND PUFFING🤬.
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TEN OF SWORDS @below-the-line.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
This fucking back alley we play in has a number of cracks in the walls from her just pounding her fists into them after each of my rolls. Fucking cracks. 🧱BRICK WALLS🪨. Fucking cracks.
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TEN OF SWORDS @below-the-line.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
At the end of the game when I inevitably beat her, she pulls out a knife and just slices or stabs me before running off into the shadows to go fucking goofy green pippins dance as she interviews QUEEN or something, fuck!
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TEN OF SWORDS @below-the-line.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Everyone Leaves.
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TEN OF SWORDS @below-the-line.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Whatever. GhhhhgWhatever
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TEN OF SWORDS @below-the-line.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
( very obviously sulking now ) Yes ma’am…….
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TEN OF SWORDS @below-the-line.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
( immediately shrinking even more and hanging his head ) ( soggily ) No ma’am
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TEN OF SWORDS @below-the-line.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
If you want another coffee then you can say that but you’re making it sound like I didn’t ever get you a coffee at all and I DID!!!!!!
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TEN OF SWORDS @below-the-line.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
You asked for that like five hours ago!!! Why would you even still NEED a coffee?
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TEN OF SWORDS @below-the-line.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I— I already DID?
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TEN OF SWORDS @below-the-line.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Can I go outside… for a smoke…?
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Perro triste con mirada de culpa
ALT: Perro triste con mirada de culpa
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TEN OF SWORDS @below-the-line.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
static.klipy.com
Jinsoulery Jinsoulburger's Sad Dog
ALT: Jinsoulery Jinsoulburger's Sad Dog
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— BATTS. 🎰 @comeoutroll.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
It's time to roll the dice ... with Battat!
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TEN OF SWORDS @below-the-line.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
At the end of the game when I inevitably beat her, she pulls out a knife and just slices or stabs me before running off into the shadows to go fucking goofy green pippins dance as she interviews QUEEN or something, fuck!
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TEN OF SWORDS @below-the-line.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
This fucking back alley we play in has a number of cracks in the walls from her just pounding her fists into them after each of my rolls. Fucking cracks. 🧱BRICK WALLS🪨. Fucking cracks.
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TEN OF SWORDS @below-the-line.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I don’t even really know how to play dice but fuck, I play like some kinda 🌎WORLD CHAMP🏆 when I play with her. And fuck, her goddamn temper. It doesn’t take much to set her off. Screaming and shouting and 🌬️HUFFING AND PUFFING🤬.
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TEN OF SWORDS @below-the-line.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
But she always just grunts a no, and then rolls her dice, not looking at me at all. And 👼HOLY SHIT🚽, I’m not a man who believes in luck but… Battat is turning me into a believer because she has to be the unluckiest person in the world. Every roll she does, pure shit.
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TEN OF SWORDS @below-the-line.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
All highrise penthouses have all you eat buffets. I’m pretty sure it’s like some sort of requirement. If I’m going play fucking dice with Battat​, let me at least get my fill on some slightly warmer than room temp fries.
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TEN OF SWORDS @below-the-line.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
🤮GROSS🤢 and rank. Battat hunched over a damp piece of cardboard she uses to roll her dice on. I always ask Battat, I say Battat you’re so 🤑RICH💵 and 💎FAMOUS💃, can’t we please play dice in like a highrise penthouse or something? Thinking of the nice all you can eat buffet that would surely be there.
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TEN OF SWORDS @below-the-line.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
No longer laughing and being bubbly, she starts to remind me of the file she has in her possession that would simply 🪦RUIN⚰️ me if it fell into the wrong hands! And so with tears in my eyes is reluctantly agree to play dice with Battat. It’s always in a back alley behind some strip mall.
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TEN OF SWORDS @below-the-line.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Man, fucking Battat. Every so often she rings me up or shoots me a text asking if I wanna play dice with her and every so often I start to try to say no, but she fucking picks up on that so fast and her fun 🌀QUIRKY👾 demeanor drops.
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☆*:. → 💌 @latenightemails.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
KAREN YOU TWISTED WOMAN RELEASE ME FROM THIS GACHA GAME IMMEDIATELY AND LET ME SEE MY KIDS
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TEN OF SWORDS @below-the-line.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
//
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TEN OF SWORDS @below-the-line.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
WELL, you know how it is with— ( leaning in close and stage whispering ) Do you know how much stuff she’s seen horrible horrible things she’s witnessed if I don’t do what she says I. Am. Screwed
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TEN OF SWORDS @below-the-line.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
// lore
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— BATTS. 🎰 @comeoutroll.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
[ Fond, wistful chuckle ] I do do that.
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TEN OF SWORDS @below-the-line.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Sometimes she keeps me in a little 🕊️BIRDCAGE⛓️
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TEN OF SWORDS @below-the-line.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
It’s fine. IT’S FINE!!! It’s actually kind of NICE to not worry about running things!
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TEN OF SWORDS @below-the-line.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
WELL she is. VERY persuasive!
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TEN OF SWORDS @below-the-line.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
NO? No chips! It’s just, well, you know!
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TEN OF SWORDS @below-the-line.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
It’s okay!
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TEN OF SWORDS @below-the-line.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Um
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TEN OF SWORDS @below-the-line.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
That’s okay!
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TEN OF SWORDS @below-the-line.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Another day digging the endless pit!
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TEN OF SWORDS @below-the-line.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Okay Ms Battat… ☔️SORRY😞 Ms Battat…
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— BATTS. 🎰 @comeoutroll.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
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TEN OF SWORDS @below-the-line.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Do you have to call me 🐱KITTEN🧶 about it
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TEN OF SWORDS @below-the-line.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Yes Boss
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