Reposted by TEN OF SWORDSTEN OF SWORDS @below-the-line.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Man, fucking Battat. Every so often she rings me up or shoots me a text asking if I wanna play dice with her and every so often I start to try to say no, but she fucking picks up on that so fast and her fun 🌀QUIRKY👾 demeanor drops. 112
Reposted by TEN OF SWORDSTEN OF SWORDS @below-the-line.bsky.social · 05/06/2026No longer laughing and being bubbly, she starts to remind me of the file she has in her possession that would simply 🪦RUIN⚰️ me if it fell into the wrong hands! And so with tears in my eyes is reluctantly agree to play dice with Battat. It’s always in a back alley behind some strip mall. 112
Reposted by TEN OF SWORDSTEN OF SWORDS @below-the-line.bsky.social · 05/06/2026🤮GROSS🤢 and rank. Battat hunched over a damp piece of cardboard she uses to roll her dice on. I always ask Battat, I say Battat you’re so 🤑RICH💵 and 💎FAMOUS💃, can’t we please play dice in like a highrise penthouse or something? Thinking of the nice all you can eat buffet that would surely be there. 112
Reposted by TEN OF SWORDSTEN OF SWORDS @below-the-line.bsky.social · 05/06/2026All highrise penthouses have all you eat buffets. I’m pretty sure it’s like some sort of requirement. If I’m going play fucking dice with Battat, let me at least get my fill on some slightly warmer than room temp fries. 112
Reposted by TEN OF SWORDSTEN OF SWORDS @below-the-line.bsky.social · 05/06/2026But she always just grunts a no, and then rolls her dice, not looking at me at all. And 👼HOLY SHIT🚽, I’m not a man who believes in luck but… Battat is turning me into a believer because she has to be the unluckiest person in the world. Every roll she does, pure shit. 112
Reposted by TEN OF SWORDSTEN OF SWORDS @below-the-line.bsky.social · 05/06/2026I don’t even really know how to play dice but fuck, I play like some kinda 🌎WORLD CHAMP🏆 when I play with her. And fuck, her goddamn temper. It doesn’t take much to set her off. Screaming and shouting and 🌬️HUFFING AND PUFFING🤬. 112
Reposted by TEN OF SWORDSTEN OF SWORDS @below-the-line.bsky.social · 05/06/2026This fucking back alley we play in has a number of cracks in the walls from her just pounding her fists into them after each of my rolls. Fucking cracks. 🧱BRICK WALLS🪨. Fucking cracks. 112
Reposted by TEN OF SWORDSTEN OF SWORDS @below-the-line.bsky.social · 05/06/2026At the end of the game when I inevitably beat her, she pulls out a knife and just slices or stabs me before running off into the shadows to go fucking goofy green pippins dance as she interviews QUEEN or something, fuck! 012
TEN OF SWORDS @below-the-line.bsky.social · 05/06/2026( very obviously sulking now ) Yes ma’am……. 010
TEN OF SWORDS @below-the-line.bsky.social · 05/06/2026( immediately shrinking even more and hanging his head ) ( soggily ) No ma’am 110
TEN OF SWORDS @below-the-line.bsky.social · 05/06/2026If you want another coffee then you can say that but you’re making it sound like I didn’t ever get you a coffee at all and I DID!!!!!! 110
TEN OF SWORDS @below-the-line.bsky.social · 05/06/2026You asked for that like five hours ago!!! Why would you even still NEED a coffee? 110
TEN OF SWORDS @below-the-line.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Can I go outside… for a smoke…?static.klipy.comPerro triste con mirada de culpaALT: Perro triste con mirada de culpa 110
TEN OF SWORDS @below-the-line.bsky.social · 05/06/2026static.klipy.comJinsoulery Jinsoulburger's Sad DogALT: Jinsoulery Jinsoulburger's Sad Dog 110
Reposted by TEN OF SWORDS— BATTS. 🎰 @comeoutroll.bsky.social · 05/06/2026It's time to roll the dice ... with Battat! 011
TEN OF SWORDS @below-the-line.bsky.social · 05/06/2026At the end of the game when I inevitably beat her, she pulls out a knife and just slices or stabs me before running off into the shadows to go fucking goofy green pippins dance as she interviews QUEEN or something, fuck! 012
TEN OF SWORDS @below-the-line.bsky.social · 05/06/2026This fucking back alley we play in has a number of cracks in the walls from her just pounding her fists into them after each of my rolls. Fucking cracks. 🧱BRICK WALLS🪨. Fucking cracks. 112
TEN OF SWORDS @below-the-line.bsky.social · 05/06/2026I don’t even really know how to play dice but fuck, I play like some kinda 🌎WORLD CHAMP🏆 when I play with her. And fuck, her goddamn temper. It doesn’t take much to set her off. Screaming and shouting and 🌬️HUFFING AND PUFFING🤬. 112
TEN OF SWORDS @below-the-line.bsky.social · 05/06/2026But she always just grunts a no, and then rolls her dice, not looking at me at all. And 👼HOLY SHIT🚽, I’m not a man who believes in luck but… Battat is turning me into a believer because she has to be the unluckiest person in the world. Every roll she does, pure shit. 112
TEN OF SWORDS @below-the-line.bsky.social · 05/06/2026All highrise penthouses have all you eat buffets. I’m pretty sure it’s like some sort of requirement. If I’m going play fucking dice with Battat, let me at least get my fill on some slightly warmer than room temp fries. 112
TEN OF SWORDS @below-the-line.bsky.social · 05/06/2026🤮GROSS🤢 and rank. Battat hunched over a damp piece of cardboard she uses to roll her dice on. I always ask Battat, I say Battat you’re so 🤑RICH💵 and 💎FAMOUS💃, can’t we please play dice in like a highrise penthouse or something? Thinking of the nice all you can eat buffet that would surely be there. 112
TEN OF SWORDS @below-the-line.bsky.social · 05/06/2026No longer laughing and being bubbly, she starts to remind me of the file she has in her possession that would simply 🪦RUIN⚰️ me if it fell into the wrong hands! And so with tears in my eyes is reluctantly agree to play dice with Battat. It’s always in a back alley behind some strip mall. 112
TEN OF SWORDS @below-the-line.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Man, fucking Battat. Every so often she rings me up or shoots me a text asking if I wanna play dice with her and every so often I start to try to say no, but she fucking picks up on that so fast and her fun 🌀QUIRKY👾 demeanor drops. 112
Reposted by TEN OF SWORDS☆*:. → 💌 @latenightemails.bsky.social · 03/06/2026KAREN YOU TWISTED WOMAN RELEASE ME FROM THIS GACHA GAME IMMEDIATELY AND LET ME SEE MY KIDS 001
TEN OF SWORDS @below-the-line.bsky.social · 02/06/2026WELL, you know how it is with— ( leaning in close and stage whispering ) Do you know how much stuff she’s seen horrible horrible things she’s witnessed if I don’t do what she says I. Am. Screwed 010
Reposted by TEN OF SWORDS— BATTS. 🎰 @comeoutroll.bsky.social · 02/06/2026[ Fond, wistful chuckle ] I do do that. 011
TEN OF SWORDS @below-the-line.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Sometimes she keeps me in a little 🕊️BIRDCAGE⛓️ 021
TEN OF SWORDS @below-the-line.bsky.social · 02/06/2026It’s fine. IT’S FINE!!! It’s actually kind of NICE to not worry about running things! 010