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Bellethedolphin

@bellethedolphin.bsky.social
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Bellethedolphin @bellethedolphin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I don't buy records for them to sit on a shelf. Play it too loud and enjoy it
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Bellethedolphin @bellethedolphin.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Bellethedolphin @bellethedolphin.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Do do do, bob o'riley, teenage wasteland
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Bellethedolphin @bellethedolphin.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Super sayian transformation but it's me fujo-ing out
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Bellethedolphin @bellethedolphin.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Breakfast of champions, don't let anyone tell you that cooking is hard
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Bellethedolphin @bellethedolphin.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Little Caesars crazy bread is just bread to me, just a glimpse into my fucked up mind
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Bellethedolphin @bellethedolphin.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Did you ever consider Dr. Pepper could be a woman?
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Bellethedolphin @bellethedolphin.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
If Prince was still making music now he'd have a song called "agp"
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Bellethedolphin @bellethedolphin.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
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Bellethedolphin @bellethedolphin.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Billy Joel
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Bellethedolphin @bellethedolphin.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
The black parade actually slaps I'm sorry to all the fucking losers I called fucking losers
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Bellethedolphin @bellethedolphin.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Do you think Simon and Garfunkel ever explored each other's bodies
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Bellethedolphin @bellethedolphin.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
ACAB includes sting
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Bellethedolphin @bellethedolphin.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Why tf are both my local record stores closed Mondays. Im shaking and screaming and crying I need my fix old men from the 79s making art
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Bellethedolphin @bellethedolphin.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
"only the good die young" Billy Joel au where the nun he's singing for is 87
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Bellethedolphin @bellethedolphin.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Elvis Costello is just evil Billy Joel
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Bellethedolphin @bellethedolphin.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
"one must imagine Sisyphus happy?" Nah one must imagine Tantalus aroused
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Bellethedolphin @bellethedolphin.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Pov you're Velma looking for you glasses that fell but I just stole them and told you they may be down there so you could get a really good look at my ass bc I think my panties are cute and nobody is giving my ass the attention I think it deserves
Panty upskirt
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Bellethedolphin @bellethedolphin.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Im like a stardew character who would only become friends with the farmer if you gave me your old socks as a gift, like, real old and smelly. 3 nights in the mines 4 days working the fields without taking them off nasty
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Bellethedolphin @bellethedolphin.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I'm gonna eat a whole can of beans but not use any plates or utensils. Just shoving them in my maw like an animal and it gets everywhere then I'll get sad bc I'll have to shower and I hate showering bc I am a stinky feral animal
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Bellethedolphin @bellethedolphin.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
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Bellethedolphin @bellethedolphin.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
I didn't realize it would come off so sexual (but I hoped)
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Bellethedolphin @bellethedolphin.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Date night fit complete
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Bellethedolphin @bellethedolphin.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Guys, please send help. I've been living alone for three days now and I'm already all out of pizza pockets. I don't know what happens from here
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Bellethedolphin @bellethedolphin.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Rumble ball! Faggot point!
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Bellethedolphin @bellethedolphin.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
New character: Fujoshi Jigsaw
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Bellethedolphin @bellethedolphin.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
She keeps trying to gag me from talking about sonic during sex so I simply eat the gag
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Bellethedolphin @bellethedolphin.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
My local grocery store keeps the back pain relief meds and creams on the bottom shelf. What kind of sick fuck devised this
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Bellethedolphin @bellethedolphin.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
The Grinch takes it in the ass
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Bellethedolphin @bellethedolphin.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
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Bellethedolphin @bellethedolphin.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Feeling beefy today
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Bellethedolphin @bellethedolphin.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Marriage advice Whenever she's mad at you go buy a pack of magic cards She'll still be mad but you'll have magic cards
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Bellethedolphin @bellethedolphin.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Damn babe that's rough *PlayStation beep noise*
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Bellethedolphin @bellethedolphin.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Hell yeah
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Bellethedolphin @bellethedolphin.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Magic da gathering
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Bellethedolphin @bellethedolphin.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Me when I'm done fingering Chester the cheetas pussy
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Bellethedolphin @bellethedolphin.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
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Bellethedolphin @bellethedolphin.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Noone had any doubt about what movie I was going to see
Freddy five bear onesie
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Bellethedolphin @bellethedolphin.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
90% of gamblers give up right before they hit it big
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Bellethedolphin @bellethedolphin.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Finally found choppers correct hat
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Bellethedolphin @bellethedolphin.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Yes babe I know I just nut in you but I gotta organize the collection
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Bellethedolphin @bellethedolphin.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Howdy
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Bellethedolphin @bellethedolphin.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
I wish glep was my father
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a green cartoon character is wearing a purple witch hat
ALT: a green cartoon character is wearing a purple witch hat
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Bellethedolphin @bellethedolphin.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Resorting everything First by colour, then creature type. First by legendaries followed by CMC then sorted alphabetically
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Bellethedolphin @bellethedolphin.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Holy crap Lois you're stimulating my prostate!
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Bellethedolphin @bellethedolphin.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Yeah bitch I know it's moving through network. That's why I paid extra to track it
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Bellethedolphin @bellethedolphin.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Adopting a retired police dog so I can sniff out cool people
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Bellethedolphin @bellethedolphin.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Coming out of my cage and I've been doing just fine
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Bellethedolphin @bellethedolphin.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Why does the ghast make the noises of a horny 45yr old woman. Like, I'm not complaining I just want to understand the thought process
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Bellethedolphin @bellethedolphin.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Let Peppa pig say shit
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