Bellethedolphin @bellethedolphin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I don't buy records for them to sit on a shelf. Play it too loud and enjoy it 180
Bellethedolphin @bellethedolphin.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Do do do, bob o'riley, teenage wasteland 021
Bellethedolphin @bellethedolphin.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Super sayian transformation but it's me fujo-ing out 010
Bellethedolphin @bellethedolphin.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Breakfast of champions, don't let anyone tell you that cooking is hard 010
Bellethedolphin @bellethedolphin.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Little Caesars crazy bread is just bread to me, just a glimpse into my fucked up mind 010
Bellethedolphin @bellethedolphin.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Did you ever consider Dr. Pepper could be a woman? 110
Bellethedolphin @bellethedolphin.bsky.social · 28/07/2026If Prince was still making music now he'd have a song called "agp" 010
Bellethedolphin @bellethedolphin.bsky.social · 09/07/2026The black parade actually slaps I'm sorry to all the fucking losers I called fucking losers 020
Bellethedolphin @bellethedolphin.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Do you think Simon and Garfunkel ever explored each other's bodies 010
Bellethedolphin @bellethedolphin.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Why tf are both my local record stores closed Mondays. Im shaking and screaming and crying I need my fix old men from the 79s making art 020
Bellethedolphin @bellethedolphin.bsky.social · 28/06/2026"only the good die young" Billy Joel au where the nun he's singing for is 87 030
Bellethedolphin @bellethedolphin.bsky.social · 26/05/2026"one must imagine Sisyphus happy?" Nah one must imagine Tantalus aroused 011
Bellethedolphin @bellethedolphin.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Pov you're Velma looking for you glasses that fell but I just stole them and told you they may be down there so you could get a really good look at my ass bc I think my panties are cute and nobody is giving my ass the attention I think it deserves 050
Bellethedolphin @bellethedolphin.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Im like a stardew character who would only become friends with the farmer if you gave me your old socks as a gift, like, real old and smelly. 3 nights in the mines 4 days working the fields without taking them off nasty 060
Bellethedolphin @bellethedolphin.bsky.social · 25/04/2026I'm gonna eat a whole can of beans but not use any plates or utensils. Just shoving them in my maw like an animal and it gets everywhere then I'll get sad bc I'll have to shower and I hate showering bc I am a stinky feral animal 040
Bellethedolphin @bellethedolphin.bsky.social · 12/04/2026I didn't realize it would come off so sexual (but I hoped) 050
Bellethedolphin @bellethedolphin.bsky.social · 04/03/2026Guys, please send help. I've been living alone for three days now and I'm already all out of pizza pockets. I don't know what happens from here 030
Bellethedolphin @bellethedolphin.bsky.social · 19/02/2026She keeps trying to gag me from talking about sonic during sex so I simply eat the gag 020
Bellethedolphin @bellethedolphin.bsky.social · 15/02/2026My local grocery store keeps the back pain relief meds and creams on the bottom shelf. What kind of sick fuck devised this 010
Bellethedolphin @bellethedolphin.bsky.social · 07/01/2026Marriage advice Whenever she's mad at you go buy a pack of magic cards She'll still be mad but you'll have magic cards 020
Bellethedolphin @bellethedolphin.bsky.social · 28/12/2025Damn babe that's rough *PlayStation beep noise* 010
Bellethedolphin @bellethedolphin.bsky.social · 09/12/2025Me when I'm done fingering Chester the cheetas pussy 040
Bellethedolphin @bellethedolphin.bsky.social · 05/12/2025Noone had any doubt about what movie I was going to see 030
Bellethedolphin @bellethedolphin.bsky.social · 03/12/202590% of gamblers give up right before they hit it big 020
Bellethedolphin @bellethedolphin.bsky.social · 23/11/2025Yes babe I know I just nut in you but I gotta organize the collection 030
Bellethedolphin @bellethedolphin.bsky.social · 21/11/2025I wish glep was my fathermedia.tenor.coma green cartoon character is wearing a purple witch hatALT: a green cartoon character is wearing a purple witch hat 041
Bellethedolphin @bellethedolphin.bsky.social · 21/11/2025Resorting everything First by colour, then creature type. First by legendaries followed by CMC then sorted alphabetically 120
Bellethedolphin @bellethedolphin.bsky.social · 15/11/2025Holy crap Lois you're stimulating my prostate! 020
Bellethedolphin @bellethedolphin.bsky.social · 07/11/2025Yeah bitch I know it's moving through network. That's why I paid extra to track it 030
Bellethedolphin @bellethedolphin.bsky.social · 06/11/2025Adopting a retired police dog so I can sniff out cool people 020
Bellethedolphin @bellethedolphin.bsky.social · 01/11/2025Coming out of my cage and I've been doing just fine 030
Bellethedolphin @bellethedolphin.bsky.social · 30/10/2025Why does the ghast make the noises of a horny 45yr old woman. Like, I'm not complaining I just want to understand the thought process 030