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Bellacissa ⚛️

@bellacissa.bsky.social
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Widow/forever wife of Dominus, Dark's mom/biggest fan, M*A*S*H and Star Wars fangirl, atheist, and a liberal Texan. We do exist! I cuss and I know things. Hellsite handle: @thebellacissa

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Bellacissa ⚛️ @bellacissa.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
I've been gone for a good long while because I've been fighting the good fight over on the hellsite. Add any great protest signs you've seen here, and I'll flood the zone with them over there. I know not everyone is in a position to fight back, but I am. So, I will.
Supercallousfragileracistlyingnatzipotus protest sign.
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Bellacissa ⚛️ @bellacissa.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
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Bellacissa ⚛️ @bellacissa.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
One of two things has happened here. Either he's lost JUST enough money for him to feel it, or the Orange Pariah kicked him to the curb. Doesn't matter really. We're all in, Musky Butt. You can stay or you can fold, but the hits will keep on coming. 😈
Elon Musk contemplates leaving politics because the big, scary liberals hurt his little feelings.
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Bellacissa ⚛️ @bellacissa.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Happiness is... The mowers showing up BEFORE my morning conference call instead of right in the middle of it. #WFH #EnjoyTheSilence
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a person is riding a lawn mower on a lush green field .
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Bellacissa ⚛️ @bellacissa.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Texas is absurd to say the least.
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Bellacissa ⚛️ @bellacissa.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
That's alright. I'm only an hour from the Oklahoma border. I guess it's time to make bootlegging great again.
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Bellacissa ⚛️ @bellacissa.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
As a Texan, all I can say is that it's a damn good thing that I'm only an hour from the Oklahoma border. I'm old enough to remember bootlegging. 😈
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a man wearing a cowboy hat and an orange shirt is driving a car
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Bellacissa ⚛️ @bellacissa.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
If you love Val Kilmer, check out the POP CULTURE BASEMENT podcast hosted by my friend, @mikejamison.bsky.social. In this special edition, we talk about the great roles Val Kilmer played, his dedication to the craft, and yes, my teenage crush on him. What's your favorite Val Kilmer performance?
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Bellacissa ⚛️ @bellacissa.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
That's because you're a sane conservative, and actually have morals. You guys seem to be few and far between, but that's only because the extremists are so LOUD.
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Bellacissa ⚛️ @bellacissa.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Thank you for having me on! Val Kilmer was my teenage crush and is one of my all-time favorite actors. He put everything he had into every role, and it showed. He was gone WAY too soon, and will be missed.
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a man in a cowboy hat says i beg to differ sir ... we started a game we haven 't got to finish
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Bellacissa ⚛️ @bellacissa.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
I pulled the trigger on an NVIDIA GPU that's manufactured in Taiwan on the day Trump announced the tariffs. I knew it would either be impossible to get or double the price if we waited.
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Bellacissa ⚛️ @bellacissa.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
I'd like to think I won't be petty and dance in the streets when the Big Macs finally do their job, but I'm petty and I will absolutely dance in the streets when the Big Macs finally do their job.
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Bellacissa ⚛️ @bellacissa.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
I have two options on this fine Saturday. Catch up on house cleaning or flop my happy ass down on the couch and rest after a week of chaos. Decisions, decisions.
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a living room with a black couch and a wooden coffee table
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Bellacissa ⚛️ @bellacissa.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
I, too, would like to cuddle a water sausage. Despite living in a landlocked subdivision in North Texas with exactly zero chance of ever finding a water sausage to cuddle, I will add this to my bucket list.
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Bellacissa ⚛️ @bellacissa.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
"I'd never use ChatGPT because I can think for myself." I use it daily for very specific things. But, first, I spent MONTHS teaching it how to do the things I need it to do. It's a valuable tool because I learned how to use it correctly. It's an LLM, not a genie in a bottle or a Magic 8 Ball.
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Bellacissa ⚛️ @bellacissa.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
I hope someone sues her for impersonating a federal officer.
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Bellacissa ⚛️ @bellacissa.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
I currently have one parent getting chemo and the other in the hospital with a fractured pelvis. It's been a stressful weekend to say the least. And now, the #OrangeMonday stock market crash is inevitable. Fuck me gently with a chainsaw.
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Bellacissa ⚛️ @bellacissa.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
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a group of men on a stage with the hashtag 1chicorandom
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Bellacissa ⚛️ @bellacissa.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Damn. That was quick. They don't care until the nanosecond that it affects them directly. Let's hope more of them reach the find out portion of the program as quickly.
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Bellacissa ⚛️ @bellacissa.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Am I the only one who wouldn't even know who #GeorgeSoros is if the RWNJs didn't insist we were all being paid by him? 😆 Me searching for my check:
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Bellacissa ⚛️ @bellacissa.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Huh. I thought I was posting this on the hellsite. I'm tired. 😆
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Bellacissa ⚛️ @bellacissa.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
The right in 2008: Obama got us into a recession! This is the WORST thing ever! The right in 2021: Biden is going to put us into a recession! This is the WORST thing ever! The right in 2025: Trump is going to put us into a recession! This is the BEST thing ever!
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a black and white photo of a train with the caption " all aboard the hypocritical hate train !! "
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Bellacissa ⚛️ @bellacissa.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Every RWNJ on the hellsite: 2008: Obama got us into a recession! This is the worst thing ever! 2021: Biden is going to put us into a recession! This is the worst thing ever! 2025: Trump will put us into a recession! This is the best thing ever!
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a black and white photo of a train with the caption " all aboard the hypocritical hate train !! "
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Bellacissa ⚛️ @bellacissa.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
The penguins from the uninhabited islands are pissed at their new 10% tariff and are marching on Washington. They'll save us all!
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Bellacissa ⚛️ @bellacissa.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
I don't get it. Real people don't sit around thinking about whether balls belong in pants or skirts. They just don't. I literally do not care what someone does with their own body. Why do these people think about it all the time, FFS? And, yes. Yeet them ALL the way into the sun.
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Bellacissa ⚛️ @bellacissa.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
We only have streaming services at home, not cable, so I'm not used to commercials anymore. I'm at my parents' house, and they only have cable, no streaming. So. Many. Drug. Commercials.
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a man in a suit and tie with the words side effects include the worst things imaginable written below him
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Bellacissa ⚛️ @bellacissa.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
This one hurts. Soar among the stars, #ValKilmer.
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a man with a mustache has the words i have not yet begun to defile myself below him
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Bellacissa ⚛️ @bellacissa.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Oh, I get it. When they took out my ten pound vampire blood baby (an ovarian cyst the size of a loaf of bread) I had to wait a few days for the "negative for malignancy" results, too. The doc was pretty sure it was benign, but that sense of relief when you find out for sure is amazing. Congrats!
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Bellacissa ⚛️ @bellacissa.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Yesterday, Luna the Diva decided to "help" my son with his guitar pick fulfillment work. Because flopping on top of the picks is so helpful. 😆
A black and white cat sleeping on the job while his human tries to fulfill a guitar pick order.
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Bellacissa ⚛️ @bellacissa.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
The all-nighter AND the double shift the next day! Ahh, college.
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Bellacissa ⚛️ @bellacissa.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Excellent use case. My bot does all kinds of things like that for me. It's a matter of training it to do what you want in the manner you want it done. The people who don't understand that and just give it one-off commands at random are the ones producing said crap. 😆
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Bellacissa ⚛️ @bellacissa.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
I was in the Philippines when a 6.2 hit. I know that you're supposed to duck and cover, but I ran as fast as I possibly could to an open parking lot next door. I've seen how buildings are built there and I knew outdoors was far safer. Sure enough a building just down the road pancaked. Horrible.
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Bellacissa ⚛️ @bellacissa.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
I have nothing but respect for the Buddhist monks in Thailand. When my husband passed away there, and I couldn't get to him because of the COVID restrictions, they handled the cremation and made sure the ashes reached me with as little effort from me as possible. I hope everyone is okay. ❤️
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Bellacissa ⚛️ @bellacissa.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
I remember the song and vague references to it throughout high (pun intended) school, but that's about it.
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Bellacissa ⚛️ @bellacissa.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Me: I'd really like to trim the holly bushes out front. I'll absolutely do it early in the morning or late in the evening so that you can do your very important honey bee things during the day. Bees: We're going to be here 24/7, lady. No bush trimming for you. Get ready to fight the HOA. 🐝
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Bellacissa ⚛️ @bellacissa.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
I'm going to get a lot of mileage out of this one.
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Bellacissa ⚛️ @bellacissa.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
No breakfast yet, but I do have coffee. And, I'm still a better person than Stefanik. So, I'm all good.
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Bellacissa ⚛️ @bellacissa.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
That frantic, mad, braless dash to get the trash out to the curb in time when you forgot that it's trash day will wake you right up. #TrashDash
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Bellacissa ⚛️ @bellacissa.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
I was about 10 years old when this was on in the US. My father would let me stay up late on Sunday night to watch it with him. We laughed until our sides hurt every single time. Even at 10, I understood most of it. I still remember the theme song: 🎶The Young Ones Darling, we're the Young Ones🎶
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Bellacissa ⚛️ @bellacissa.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Exactly. It's a small part of my job (I'm one of the Jack of All Trades kind of people in our company) but it's the thing I have the most fun doing. I love getting that blank stare from my devs as they say, "But... why would a user ever DO that?" Because users do what devs don't. 😆
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Bellacissa ⚛️ @bellacissa.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
One of my specialties in the tech world is my unique ability to break things. I'm not a dev, not a programmer, but give me a keyboard and some software to QA and I will absolutely break it in a way that "no other user" has done before. I love it. It's my favorite part of the job.
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Bellacissa ⚛️ @bellacissa.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Absolutely. I'd also like to thank their families and friends for being their primary support system right now! If you know someone trapped in this shitstorm, check in on them and see what help you can provide. They might not need a thing, but just the fact that you asked will brighten their day.
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Bellacissa ⚛️ @bellacissa.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Two things: 1) Jeffrey Goldberg didn't "sneak" in. He was added by Michael Waltz. 2) The "disappearing message" time is set to one week on purpose. That's so that the messages will not be kept as part of official government communications records. No documentation equals no paper trail.
Houthi PC small group chat showing that Michael Waltz added Jeffrey Goldberg to the chat intentionally, and that the messages are set to disappear in one week to prevent them from being entered as official government communications that can be accessed by a FOIA request.
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Bellacissa ⚛️ @bellacissa.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Hegseth, Vance, and their dumpster fire of minions are out here talking about war plans like they're hanging out at the local bar. Mission critical plans are not discussed outside of SCIFs for for a reason. And they're CERTAINLY not discussed on a mobile phone group chat, FFS. Charge them all.
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Bellacissa ⚛️ @bellacissa.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Nothing classified, huh? Just attack plans including the exact timeline WITH timestamps. Thank you, @theatlantic.com, for stepping up and showing everyone what "nothing classified" means to this administration. It's a gift link, everyone. You can read it for yourself.
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Bellacissa ⚛️ @bellacissa.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Words are my weapon and I'm a DAMN good shot. So, it's time for me to go on the offensive and start hitting back with logic, reason, and wit as we move into midterms season. If I see a politician, RWNJ influencer, or sycophant pop off, I will retort in kind. And, they're not gonna like it. 😈
Mountain range with the quote, "Learn to use your words as weapons because they can be stronger than any fist." by Lauren Asher superimposed on it.
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Bellacissa ⚛️ @bellacissa.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
I wonder if he said "texting" in case he gets hauled in front of Congress for lying through his bourbon-soaked teeth. A Signal group chat is likely not TECHNICALLY texting. It's messaging through an app.
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Bellacissa ⚛️ @bellacissa.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
This might be the ONE time I actually agree RFK Jr. And now I need a shower. :::shudder:::
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Bellacissa ⚛️ @bellacissa.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
That's just mean.
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Bellacissa ⚛️ @bellacissa.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
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