Bela @belahaensch.bsky.social · 14/10/2026I think Kingdom of Heaven deserves a few points for being a post 9/11 movie that portrayed the Muslims as the good-ish guys. If you made that movie today the screams from mediocre dudes on Twitter would be deafening. 040 0
Bela @belahaensch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Literally 90% of popsongs are fine for CPR, 90-110 bpm is the most common frequency of songs. Don't do "Hurt" or "Graceland" and you'll be ok. 000 0
Bela @belahaensch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026static.klipy.comAlways Has Been Among Us MemeALT: Always Has Been Among Us Meme 000 0
Bela @belahaensch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026static.klipy.comLucille Bluth's Iconic 'Good For Her' - Arrested DevelopmentALT: Lucille Bluth's Iconic 'Good For Her' - Arrested Development 020 0
Bela @belahaensch.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I think a Freaky Friday situation would be what we should aim for. 020 0
Bela @belahaensch.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Do you play rimworld? The game that makes me google gameplay-questions in incognito-mode? 000 0
Bela @belahaensch.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Also, responsible for the most #relatable story the nyt ever published www.nytimes.com/2025/11/09/s...nytimes.comShe’s a Millennial Baroness, but There’s More to Her StoryLeonie von Ungern-Sternberg built a social media following by talking about her family’s history — both good and bad. Now she’s ready to talk about the rest of her life. 100 0
Bela @belahaensch.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Had a problem with casting something to my hotel room TV screen. To fix it they just accidentally gave me admin access to all TVs in the giant hotel. The last time a man felt this powerful was Alexander The Great after crashing through Darius' defenses and routing the Persian army. 000 0
Bela @belahaensch.bsky.social · 16/08/2026"We 'ow do you say... 'loost' because of le wokisme." 031 0
Bela @belahaensch.bsky.social · 16/08/2026I got 5/6 through it on my last attempt, and had a ton of fun, but that weird pedophile incest boat-orgy was a bit much for me so it's back on my pile of shame. 000 0
Bela @belahaensch.bsky.social · 13/08/2026"Something tells me he wouldn't" is just a great way to prove your argument. 010 0
Bela @belahaensch.bsky.social · 08/08/2026TDK would be the worst, and dumbest movie on the list if it weren't for the joker. It is still the dumbest movie, though. 000 0
Bela @belahaensch.bsky.social · 05/08/2026You know, I'm an adult, living in the suburbs, I have kids. You can't just incept the idea of "I SHOULD WEAR A CAPE" into me. 010 0
Bela @belahaensch.bsky.social · 03/08/2026A building can be evacuated, evacuating a person means to give them an enema. 100 0
Bela @belahaensch.bsky.social · 01/08/2026The "Junk"-part is absolutely unhinged. Also, I just got dragged to a Phish-show, that band is so bourgeois that The Boss seems like a black bloc anarchist in comparison. 010 0
Bela @belahaensch.bsky.social · 01/08/2026I know it's not part of the greater FZ canon, but (having grown up in Germany) I can't overstate how much of my understanding of late 80s USA has been shaped by "Broadway the Hard Way" 020 0
Bela @belahaensch.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Any bluesky-group would fall apart the moment someone asks whether the term "Daywalker" is ableist. 050 0
Bela @belahaensch.bsky.social · 31/07/2026James Cameron could have made Odyssey, but Christopher Nolan couldn't have made Avatar 2. 000 0
Bela @belahaensch.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Tbh, the first time I saw a black bear in the wild there was that "i bet I could take him"-intrusive thought for like 2 seconds. I feel like that's just hard-wired into men. 010 0
Bela @belahaensch.bsky.social · 29/07/2026"First they came for the r34 E.T. content, and i didn't speak up..." 000 0
Bela @belahaensch.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Idk, this just sounds like weakness to me. If humans can survive submarine implosions, how could a mountain hurt people. 1301 0
Bela @belahaensch.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Jaws does not have a character falling in love with the surgeon that performs her Vaginoplasty (that she has to get because the only man that could satisfy her with his ginormous hog - that gets mentioned all the time - got shot) though. 010 0
Bela @belahaensch.bsky.social · 20/07/2026This was a bad world cup. Happy the best team one, but apart from that... Haramball galore, terrible stadium atmosphere, and too much focus on celebrities in the stands. Oh yes, and the corruption. 010 0
Bela @belahaensch.bsky.social · 19/07/2026That scene where Jackie Chan slips and actually falls into Charybdis made me cringe sooo hard. 020 0
Bela @belahaensch.bsky.social · 19/07/2026I thought the needledrop of "Ulysses" by Franz Ferdinand over the endcredits was surprisingly tasteful. 010 0
Bela @belahaensch.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Don't worry, we won't spoil what happens in this 3 millennia old tale. 000 0
Bela @belahaensch.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Until this game i've always underappreciated how tanky Yamal plays, like a player 50 lbs heavier. 000 0
Bela @belahaensch.bsky.social · 14/07/2026"My 'This war is not going to be as long as Vietnam'-t-shirt is provoking a lot of questions already answered by the t-shirt" 000 0
Bela @belahaensch.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Thats why all my homebrew monster have one free cast of Finger Of Death at all times. 110 0
Bela @belahaensch.bsky.social · 09/07/2026"I'm gonna cast 'summon lesser demon' "static.klipy.comFred Armisen: Right To JailALT: Fred Armisen: Right To Jail 120 0
Bela @belahaensch.bsky.social · 07/07/2026It was either this or a Balogun hattrick, no middle ground. 000 0
Bela @belahaensch.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Had my citizenship interview yesterday and was asked what George Washington was famous for. Thank God being German has installed me with an almost supernatural ability of shutting up when it comes to other countries' history. 010 0
Bela @belahaensch.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Gotta go to bed early, but at least I don't need to worry about the game. 000 0
Bela @belahaensch.bsky.social · 06/07/2026No, but it's still the biggest, defining scandal of his presidency. 010 0
Bela @belahaensch.bsky.social · 06/07/2026... the things you mentioned, but it is a violation of one of the fundamental laws of soccer, that any soccer fan has grown up with, which is: referee decisions can't be taken back after the game. Weirdly enough, I think a good analogy is Monica Lewinsky - worst thing Bill Clinton has done? (2/3) 110 0
Bela @belahaensch.bsky.social · 06/07/2026While I agree that a lot of those are immoral, and unjustifiable, that's all just part of FIFA ratfuckery that people are used to. Back-to-back World Cups in Russia and Saudi-Arabia tend to desensitize people. I'm not saying that this scandal causes a fraction of the human suffering of ... (1/2) 010 0
Bela @belahaensch.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Agree to disagree. This is so bad that even UEFA calls it an "unprecedented, incomprehensible and unjustifiable decision". 100 0
Bela @belahaensch.bsky.social · 06/07/2026I think this is honestly the biggest scandal in the history of soccer. Changing rules that have existed for 70 years+ mid-tournament is absolutely insane. 210 0
