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On Mastodon both before and after the rise and fall of BSky. Interests: #Padres , ⚾, ☕, 🐈, 😺, 🎶, 📺, 💻, 🦖, 🔭, 🧩 and botched immaculate grids. Lots of typos. Purposely small account.

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🅱️eisbol Cards @beisbolcards.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Don't cry because the Padres season ended, cry because of how it started.
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🅱️eisbol Cards @beisbolcards.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
🇲🇽 ⚾️ Toros de Tijuana, your 2026 LMB Champions. Third title in only 13 seasons. 🏆️ 🏆️🏆️
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🅱️eisbol Cards @beisbolcards.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
G3: Justin Turner with a 9th inning solo shot Toros 2 Olmecas 1
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🅱️eisbol Cards @beisbolcards.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"No más tequila. Already muy loaded"
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Speedy Gonzales Dancing Cartoon
ALT: Speedy Gonzales Dancing Cartoon
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🅱️eisbol Cards @beisbolcards.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Toros in the fifth inning: 1 walk, 9 hits, 3 HR, 10 runs and still no outs
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🅱️eisbol Cards @beisbolcards.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Hernán Pérez, who hit 1st-inning grand slams in two consecutive playoff games, only managed a bases loaded single in the Finals. but Franchy Cordero really wanted a one - we'll tale it. Toros 5 Olmecas 1 game 2
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🅱️eisbol Cards @beisbolcards.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Prostialism
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🅱️eisbol Cards @beisbolcards.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
🇲🇽 ⚾🏟️ Serie del Rey - Game 1 LIVE Olmecas de Tabasco @ Toros de Tijuana Obviously rooting for the home team to get their third title. #baseball www.youtube.com/live/Igk0QNa...
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PLAYOFFS SERIE DEL REY: JUEGO 1 OLMECAS DE TABASCO VS TOROS DE TIJUANA SEPTIEMBRE 08
YouTube video by Toros de Tijuana
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🅱️eisbol Cards @beisbolcards.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Padres will start hitting soon. *as long as you can wait for 2927
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🅱️eisbol Cards @beisbolcards.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Mets vs. Padres. Take the under 1.5 runs.
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🅱️eisbol Cards @beisbolcards.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Padres closer Mason Miller: 17SV in 24G, 0.72 ERA, 49K / 11BB Toros closer Brett De Geus: 14 SV in 21 G, 0.38 ERA, 30K / 1BB
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🅱️eisbol Cards @beisbolcards.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Padres best hitters / Toros best hitters
Top 11 hitters for the 2026 Padres averaging probably less than .240Top 11 hitters from the 2026 Toros de Tijuana, seven of them hitting above .300
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Derek Doom @thescratchmonkey.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Every negative article headline about Zohran Mamdani says something like "this is the most evil man to ever have lived" and the picture of him just looks like this
A happy dog on it's hind legs in a propeller hat holding a lolipop wearing a t shirt and shorts
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🅱️eisbol Cards @beisbolcards.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
For the second straight day, Toros make a dramatic come back from being down 5-0. This one is still in extras, no ghost runners as the baseball gods intended www.youtube.com/live/6yYP6-Q...
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JUEGO 3 SULTANES DE MONTERREY VS TOROS DE TIJUANA MAYO 31
YouTube video by Toros de Tijuana
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🅱️eisbol Cards @beisbolcards.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
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Los Fabulosos Cadillacs - El Satánico Dr. Cadillac (Versión '93) (Cover Audio)
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🅱️eisbol Cards @beisbolcards.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I'd be happy with an old Sony Ericsson phone.
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🅱️eisbol Cards @beisbolcards.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Dig Dug and Donkey Kong were the two games that for some reason, I never played at the arcade.
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🅱️eisbol Cards @beisbolcards.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
No Taylor Dayne?
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🅱️eisbol Cards @beisbolcards.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Rieleros 10 Toros 8 Top 8th Julissa Iriarte, the home plate umpire, was the second woman to call a game when she was promoted in 2023. www.youtube.com/live/scpoOCZ...
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JUEGO 1 TOROS DE TIJUANA VS RIELEROS DE AGUASCALIENTES MAYO 26
YouTube video by Toros de Tijuana
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🅱️eisbol Cards @beisbolcards.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
The internet falling victim to theft, enshittification, ads, paywalls, trackers and AI slop is not a coincidence.
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🅱️eisbol Cards @beisbolcards.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Biting RFK can't be good for the snake's health
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🅱️eisbol Cards @beisbolcards.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Maybe it was just Trump farting.
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🅱️eisbol Cards @beisbolcards.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Growing up, there was an old lady that often walked out on the porch to yell obscenities. They have social media now.
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🅱️eisbol Cards @beisbolcards.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
This would make for a good card.
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🅱️eisbol Cards @beisbolcards.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
The US was winning the series 3-0 and had the refs actively helping on its side.
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🅱️eisbol Cards @beisbolcards.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
www.maptap.gg May 23 98🎯 100🎯 98🔥 100🎯 95👑 Final score: 979 Know the countries but the location was mostly luck.
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🅱️eisbol Cards @beisbolcards.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Absolutely not. Google Search is now as bad as any other. ddg is not perfect but less of a headache. Google Search was so good a few years ago, always thought they'd paywall it, not fuck it up.
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🅱️eisbol Cards @beisbolcards.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
It's like this admin got dumbasses to pave the way and once chewed and spit out, worse ones will follow.
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🅱️eisbol Cards @beisbolcards.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Kyle Busch was a great driver. Too young to go at 41. RIP.
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🅱️eisbol Cards @beisbolcards.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Translation: Fuck, no.
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🅱️eisbol Cards @beisbolcards.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Cat gave up on the Padres and us now talking to crows on the window.
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🅱️eisbol Cards @beisbolcards.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Stuck in there all season. Someone reboot him.
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a san diego padres baseball player runs on the field
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🅱️eisbol Cards @beisbolcards.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
When sunlight does not favor you
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🅱️eisbol Cards @beisbolcards.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Mamdani: Challenge accepted
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🅱️eisbol Cards @beisbolcards.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Oddly enough, this would include Bluesky
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🅱️eisbol Cards @beisbolcards.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Suddenly Susan = Repentinamente Ruperta
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🅱️eisbol Cards @beisbolcards.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
www.maptap.gg May 19 93🎓 99🎯 99🎯 93🎉 95🏅 Final score: 954 harder one today. At least I was close enough in Gabon, just on a neighboring country
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🅱️eisbol Cards @beisbolcards.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
www.maptap.gg May 18 94👑 96🔥 99🎯 96🔥 99🎯 Final score: 973 Can put Florida on the map but not Pensacola. Same with Croatia and Yugoslavia. Some cities have got to be on the coastline, right?
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🅱️eisbol Cards @beisbolcards.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
www.maptap.gg May 16 96🔥 95🏆 95👑 95🏆 100🎯 Final score: 966 I'll sweat bullets with the Pacific islands
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🅱️eisbol Cards @beisbolcards.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Padres looking miserablowski but at least the Toros will be more fun.
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🅱️eisbol Cards @beisbolcards.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Epstein Island should be the 51st state
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🅱️eisbol Cards @beisbolcards.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Real flashbacks listening on the radio almost 30 years later www.youtube.com/watch?v=hF1_...
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🅱️eisbol Cards @beisbolcards.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Always.
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🅱️eisbol Cards @beisbolcards.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
4.7 now
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🅱️eisbol Cards @beisbolcards.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
4.5 quake, south of Brawley, CA
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🅱️eisbol Cards @beisbolcards.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
If Tatis was a medical doctor he would be facing charges. And probably before yesterday for prescribing too many goodies.
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🅱️eisbol Cards @beisbolcards.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Mistakenly thought the Padres were off today so I focused on an exciting game with the Toros avoiding a sweep by the first place Sultanes de Monterrey coming from behind with a 2-run, 411-ft, no doubter HR by Hernán Pérez in the 8th on a day when deep fly balls died before reaching the warning track
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🅱️eisbol Cards @beisbolcards.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
The average American has three friends
Three young kittens in their den.

A white kitten (George) and his tabby sister (possum) embracing each other, while a white kitten (Half Panda) with blue/yellow eyes rests.
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🅱️eisbol Cards @beisbolcards.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
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a man is standing in front of a microphone and says pshew pshew everybody gonna die
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🅱️eisbol Cards @beisbolcards.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Ask your doctor if the Padres are good for you.
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