Calum @beingcalum.bsky.social · 05/10/2025Got some mad Spanish cunt shouting to his mate outside our flat 000
Calum @beingcalum.bsky.social · 30/09/2025Can’t even imagine how class it would’ve been being in Spain when Bamboleo first dropped. It must’ve hit like crack hearing it for the first time in some little taverna with a sangria in hand. 010
Calum @beingcalum.bsky.social · 14/09/2025This rain is fucking mental ain’t it. Feels like we’re no longer ever getting normal rain. Just apocalyptic or nothing. And we all know it’s only gonna get worse. 010
Calum @beingcalum.bsky.social · 11/09/2025Just seen your girlfriend share a Charlie Kirk tribute to her Insta story 020
Calum @beingcalum.bsky.social · 30/08/2025Being home in time for match of the day feels such an achievement. It feels like wqtching the 10 o clock news but for football 030
Calum @beingcalum.bsky.social · 23/08/2025I’d kill myself there and then if my team was ever losing 6-0 to Coventry at any one point 000
Reposted by CalumZito @zeets.bsky.social · 09/08/2025Mo Salah is asking the right questions 2050741783
Calum @beingcalum.bsky.social · 09/08/2025No matter how many times I hear Mr Blue Sky in whatever context as soon as I hear that second half of the song I just expect a 2-1 loss to some daft championship outfit like fucking Coventry or stoke or something. 000
Calum @beingcalum.bsky.social · 09/08/2025I get food spreading across cultures is good and all but there’s no way this many people from South Wales should know what a fucking Reuben or chopped cheese is 000
Calum @beingcalum.bsky.social · 30/07/2025Buying tickets for the fontaines dc gig tonight just to punt packets of taytos like dealers do at raves 000
Calum @beingcalum.bsky.social · 21/07/2025Very reassuring when the bus driver has a moustache. I am in safe hands. 010
Calum @beingcalum.bsky.social · 11/07/2025Putting on sun cream at half 6 in the evening when I live in Wales. Wild times. 010
Calum @beingcalum.bsky.social · 09/07/2025☀️https://open.spotify.com/track/5uB85PzlWrnNnxL2A1TcKD?si=a7CPLkJfThSwO0RPt7Q85wopen.spotify.comPass It OnThe Coral · Magic & Medicine · Song · 2003 000
Calum @beingcalum.bsky.social · 06/07/2025Didn’t have Oasis tickets but we did sit outside the Millenium both nights in a camping chair with plenty of booze and a pack of cigarettes in our pockets and I am in no way ashamed to say I’m fully Oasis-pilled currently. Huge cultural phenomenon of which I doubt we’ll ever see the likes again. Fp 010
Calum @beingcalum.bsky.social · 04/07/2025“Heard it through the grapevine. National accident helpline” for me. There should be protections in place to stop this kind of stuff. 000
Calum @beingcalum.bsky.social · 04/07/2025Worst part about soul music is like a good 20% of the great songs have been ruined because they’ve been used in an every for fucking car insurance or something. 130
Calum @beingcalum.bsky.social · 29/06/2025My girlfriends Argentinian dad is dead certain he invented the word ‘mojo’ and I’m not gonna who am I to say he’s wrong 000
Calum @beingcalum.bsky.social · 14/06/2025Notice I said butch fella. Because there’s without a doubt many lesbians twice as butch as me that use this site on the regular 010
Calum @beingcalum.bsky.social · 14/06/2025Just changed my girlfriends tyres, which involved meeting her Dads mate called poker face for a spare pair. Testosterone through the roof right now. I’m probably the most butch fella on all of Bluesky currently 120
Calum @beingcalum.bsky.social · 11/06/2025open.spotify.com/track/74D87X...open.spotify.comForever - Remastered 2009The Beach Boys · Sunflower · Song · 1970 010
Calum @beingcalum.bsky.social · 24/05/2025WOKE!!! www.football.london/tottenham-ho...football.londonBrighton guard of honour plan confirmed after Tottenham Europa League winBrighton boss Fabian Hurzeler has waxed lyrical about Ange Postecoglou following Tottenham's Europa League success 010
Calum @beingcalum.bsky.social · 17/05/2025In London for the day and just got served a pint by an uninterested person wearing headphones. 110
Calum @beingcalum.bsky.social · 15/05/2025Found a neatly folded old pack of scampi fries in a pair of trousers I was washing and I looked down at it and smiled like an old man reminiscing after finding a long forgotten photo of him in his youth. 010
Reposted by CalumGeorge Monbiot @georgemonbiot.bsky.social · 12/05/2025Starmer is simultaneously detoxifying Reform and toxifying the Labour Party. I ask again, what is he playing at? 2843802783
Reposted by CalumInnsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 08/05/2025“The pope will be from Chicago” sounds like an 1880s Republican’s dire prediction for if we don’t stop Irish immigration 7132252892
Calum @beingcalum.bsky.social · 08/05/2025At least he’s not Irish American. The one saving grace. 010
Calum @beingcalum.bsky.social · 07/05/2025Fella who’s frantically trying to contact that shifts roundthebend character for a ‘medic ⛑🚑' but doing so on Bluesky as he’s left Twitter as a moral stance. 030
Calum @beingcalum.bsky.social · 01/05/2025We can’t be having a Spurs United final. Neither of them deserve to be rewarded after the seasons they’ve had. 000
Calum @beingcalum.bsky.social · 27/04/2025Just seen Slot swanning around in a replica shirt over a button up shirt. Fair enough if you can live with that Liverpool fans but I sure couldn’t 👍🏼 000
Calum @beingcalum.bsky.social · 27/04/2025Went as well as we could’ve asked! Cracking atmosphere and great day! 000
Calum @beingcalum.bsky.social · 27/04/2025They looked quality yesterday fair play. Could’ve put 4 or 5 past them in both half’s. If they play like that in the final and get a bit clinical they’ll win it. 120
Calum @beingcalum.bsky.social · 27/04/2025In the white swan before the blues match and there’s two corned beef cobs left and 4 middle aged bald brummie blokes in front of me at the bar 020
Calum @beingcalum.bsky.social · 27/04/2025Thank you brother! It makes sense why I always see links to gifs on here and they’re titled something like ‘fat Spanish waiter removes glasses and shakes hands with a satisfied customer’ 100
Calum @beingcalum.bsky.social · 26/04/2025Me immediately heading to the pub after that Palace dagger in injury time. Thank you and good night 110
Calum @beingcalum.bsky.social · 26/04/2025You went to church last week didn’t you! That Filipino fella at 3/1 is surely great odds, right? 010
Calum @beingcalum.bsky.social · 26/04/2025Texting my pal who goes to church more often than your standard Easter-Christmas big days out asking him if he’s got any tips for the next pope that I can lump on. 110
Reposted by CalumRimbot @rimbot3000.bsky.social · 23/04/2025We’re going to need an ID on Jamie Mackie’s extremely Las Ramblas knock off training jersey. 011
Calum @beingcalum.bsky.social · 23/04/2025Je ne parle pas français. mais je laisse la musique funky parler parler maintenant. 010
Calum @beingcalum.bsky.social · 17/04/2025I’d be getting good solid numbers for this over on Twitter but I guess that’s the price you’ve got to pay for having a principled stance. 110
Calum @beingcalum.bsky.social · 16/04/2025Heard Spotify went down because you just listened to a shiter! 010
Calum @beingcalum.bsky.social · 10/04/2025Dog next door barking like a madman as he always does and then suddenly on one bark his voice broke a little. Embarrassed for him. He’s gone sheepish now as well. 010
