Andre @being-andre.bsky.social · 01/10/2026If you are unhappy you should try being happy instead. #cured 000
Andre @being-andre.bsky.social · 01/10/2026This is the first doodle I've done since I moved. Oh BTW I moved. Me much happier now. 😀👍 011
Andre @being-andre.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Drones fly overhead Cybertruck runs a red light The future is n̶e̶a̶t̶ bleak #haiku 010
Andre @being-andre.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Overheard someone today say that they don't jork it daily cuz they read somewhere that that lowers testosterone then the person they told replied that they heard that regularly jorkin it helps reduce heart disease which caused an unexpected argument about the pros and cons of masturbatyz 000
Andre @being-andre.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Today's all we have Tomorrow is not promised Make today worth it #haiku 020
Andre @being-andre.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Sometimes things are bad and you complain about the bad things only for the universe to make things worse as the ultimate fuck you. 000
Andre @being-andre.bsky.social · 07/09/2026There's absolutely no way that I'm using this app correctly 000
Andre @being-andre.bsky.social · 06/09/2026The internet sucks Everyone on it sucks too Someone suck me please #haiku 020
Andre @being-andre.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Sometimes me feel bad. Other times me feel real bad. Right now me feel good. #haiku 030
Andre @being-andre.bsky.social · 25/05/2026I did another doodle. This one wasnt done in a single day but thats cuz I didnt try to. Couldve which is neat but didnt which is less neat. 🙂👍 040
Andre @being-andre.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Okie dokie large doodle number 3 that I've managed to do in a single day 030
Andre @being-andre.bsky.social · 21/05/2026I'm trying to do LARGER doodles in a SHORTER amount of time. Finished this one in a single day. 010
Andre @being-andre.bsky.social · 20/05/2026I did this doodle months ago but never finished it and so today I finished it. Here. 000
Andre @being-andre.bsky.social · 20/05/2026I did a whole ass doodle yesterday from start to finish and didn't post it cuz I forgot and its bad. Here. 000
Andre @being-andre.bsky.social · 31/03/2026Does the King Cobra know its the worlds largest venomous snake? 000
Andre @being-andre.bsky.social · 28/03/2026Am I blaming others? OR Am I simply accurately pointing out whose fault everything is? 010
Andre @being-andre.bsky.social · 09/03/2026Being bipolar is neat cuz I'm either SO PROUD or SO DISAPPOINTED in myself 010
Andre @being-andre.bsky.social · 09/03/2026I apologize to anyone who has tried to be my friend. I do not make it easy. Like many of yallz out there I am also a broken misfit toy just tryin to be the bestest version of myself I can be or whatever and self love hasn't really existed in my life but I'm trying yknow. #thank #you 🙂👍 020
Andre @being-andre.bsky.social · 04/03/2026open.spotify.com/track/7wXPym...open.spotify.comDetachable Penis 000
Andre @being-andre.bsky.social · 03/03/2026How are all yallz onlyfans subscriptions doin during war timez? Seeing an uptick in new peeps or nah? 000
Andre @being-andre.bsky.social · 03/03/2026I am way too fat and outa shape to be running at this pace #gonna #hurt #myself 010
Andre @being-andre.bsky.social · 02/03/2026"Looking for a job for the end of the world" sounds like a clever book title but it's just what I'm doing. #yallz #hiring 110
Andre @being-andre.bsky.social · 01/03/2026I've still been consistent with my efforts just not with posting my efforts. ... also Anyone want to adopt this really sweet doggy that follows me around? 020
Andre @being-andre.bsky.social · 14/02/2026Happy Vamytinez dayz. Also ... today Nike changed the voice of the robot talking foe some reason. Been the same for years. #wassup #with #that 010
Andre @being-andre.bsky.social · 13/02/2026Almost forgot to post it but didnt forget to do it. 🙂👍 000
Andre @being-andre.bsky.social · 12/02/2026Consistently walking is still something I guess. 🤷♂️ 🙂👍 #discipline 010
Andre @being-andre.bsky.social · 10/02/2026open.spotify.com/track/1IKQZW...open.spotify.comChildren Of The Revolution 000
Andre @being-andre.bsky.social · 10/02/2026The majority of you idiots would make everyone happier if yallz would permanently shut the fuck up 🙂👍 ... anywayz look at me trying to be consistent 000
Andre @being-andre.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Consistently being inconsistent is the only consistency I've known #constantly 000
Andre @being-andre.bsky.social · 06/02/2026One big reason I started taking nudes was to help motivate me to keep up with my workouts ... So let's start this whole process over again since I've gained the weight back. 😐 #dang 010
