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Behind the Door

@behindthedior.bsky.social
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I write about a client’s experiences with escorts over 20 years, always with absolute respect for the remarkable women that I have met. These aren’t contemporaneous reviews if that’s what you’re looking for Www.substack.com/agentlemancaller

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Behind the Door @behindthedior.bsky.social · 1h
I think I’m beginning to understand time a little more. I’ve concluded that although it is a simple thing that can apparently be measured by the SI unit of “the second”, there is an external factor that acts upon it which changes all perception. I believe that factor is desire. A new blog perhaps
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Behind the Door @behindthedior.bsky.social · 5h
I’m know what you mean - the small ones can hide very easily. I have a checklist - but I had a checklist of those to buy!
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Behind the Door @behindthedior.bsky.social · 5h
So yesterday I was feeling very smug with myself about having got everything I need for Xmas, and then I wake up realising I’ve forgotten a key thing - why does that happen?
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Behind the Door @behindthedior.bsky.social · 14h
Now I reckon they first turned up on your feed nearly 2 weeks ago - very impressed with your restraint 😃
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Behind the Door @behindthedior.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Already beautifully preened as we can see. There are species where mutual preening is an important courtship ritual, and surely the sphinx has considered this.
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Behind the Door @behindthedior.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
What a wonderful read. I think we all need something of an inner child about us to overcome the mundane, a sense of fun that can burst through at any moment
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Behind the Door @behindthedior.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Now that sounds like Lottie in her element - the wait will be worth it, and then of course it will all be over too quickly
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Behind the Door @behindthedior.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
That’s way too small a portion for Battenburg!
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Behind the Door @behindthedior.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Ahh - feeling a bit younger again is part of the problem 😀
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Behind the Door @behindthedior.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
There’s always a twist isn’t there? 😀 Today it’s lemon curd, never a dull moment in Lottie’s kitchen.
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Behind the Door @behindthedior.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Just got a surprised response when someone said in a panic “it’s only 74 days to Christmas” and I grumbled “that feels like an age at the moment, wish it was tomorrow”
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Behind the Door @behindthedior.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Have fun 😃
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Behind the Door @behindthedior.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
These don’t sound like “bits” in the equestrian sense
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Behind the Door @behindthedior.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I got thinking about the ability of the sphinx to entice prey. The white sphinx has an innocent look that catches people unawares, whereas the red viper flashes warnings for all to see, catching prey with more obvious intentions. The chameleon character of the field guide maximises attraction.
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Behind the Door @behindthedior.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Beautiful and confidentally self-possessed, and possessing just a little, if not more, of the mind space of those looking on
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Behind the Door @behindthedior.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Difficult to make this second date better than the first, but I’m going to try… agentlemancaller.substack.com/p/plotting-a...
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Plotting and planning
The fun of curating a second date
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Behind the Door @behindthedior.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
🐁🐁🐁
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Behind the Door @behindthedior.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Not to be eaten in one sitting 😃
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Behind the Door @behindthedior.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Perfection - that lighting with those curves
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Behind the Door @behindthedior.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Mmmm. Hiding a good bruise there, but I guess Lottie will shrug that off and claim it as minor collateral damage 😟
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Behind the Door @behindthedior.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sunset over the water from yesterday
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Behind the Door @behindthedior.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Interesting read, as a client I hope I might leave something behind to remember, but you really can’t be sure
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Behind the Door @behindthedior.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
For a while at least…
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Behind the Door @behindthedior.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The cameraman may be good but he can only work with what’s in front of him. Perfectly sculpted back, wonderful curves on those legs, and in between the Sphinx maintains some modesty.
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Behind the Door @behindthedior.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
There are plenty of idle eyes paying attention as well
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Behind the Door @behindthedior.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That’s another of those Lottie posts where a “like” doesn’t seem appropriate somehow, you need your very own “ouch” button
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Behind the Door @behindthedior.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Good morning 🌅. A little tumble clearly can’t keep this girl down 😀
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Behind the Door @behindthedior.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh no, that doesn’t sound good. Really hope you don’t find more aches and pains overnight. 😟
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Behind the Door @behindthedior.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The cat is well and truly out of the box, and very much alive. Great writing, and someone, somewhere, has shared an incredible experience. They will surely have equally great memories and be urging January to arrive quickly.
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Behind the Door @behindthedior.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That is just stunning, can see exactly why you’re so excited 😀
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Behind the Door @behindthedior.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You could see how a rouge cat might find its way into Lottie’s field notes
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Behind the Door @behindthedior.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Schrodinger has a lot to answer for. Personally I find that it’s when the cat gets out of the box that sentence construction struggles
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Behind the Door @behindthedior.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Behind the Door @behindthedior.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It is very difficult to tear one’s eyes away from that photo - hands can surely not remain idle for much longer
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Behind the Door @behindthedior.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A hangry Lottie doubtless needs special care and attention, and urgent satiation
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Behind the Door @behindthedior.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Stunning pic - those curves just take the eyes from left to right and back again, and again. Enticement is surely successful
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Behind the Door @behindthedior.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Do you know I always thought that brand name was Lovesense not Lovense - brain running ahead of eyes. Enjoy…
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Behind the Door @behindthedior.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Clearly having too much fun 😀
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Behind the Door @behindthedior.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Absolutely true. Determining statistical significance demands accurate data - if you lose count of anything at any time you have to repeat the experiment 😉
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Behind the Door @behindthedior.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Anticipation of the unknown and anticipation of the known are surely different. Which is sweeter? That can only be determined empirically, and by definition the observations can only take place in sequence. Unknown no longer exists, known must be tested.
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Behind the Door @behindthedior.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I see what you mean - now that would make anyone more than a little excitable
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Behind the Door @behindthedior.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Doubtless some exquisite lingerie awaiting some perfect contents. I have to say that Lottie does seem a little excitable today, and now we see why
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Behind the Door @behindthedior.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh I see - part 2 should come along quite quickly then 😀
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Behind the Door @behindthedior.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
2-6 are going to be interesting, because there are no idle hands at work here just yet…
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Behind the Door @behindthedior.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Some candidates for names for field guide additions perhaps?
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Behind the Door @behindthedior.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Sphinx seems to be a different genre than the Peacock and the Viper, but still worn with devastating effect
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Behind the Door @behindthedior.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I imagine spoilt goes both ways…
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Behind the Door @behindthedior.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The long hot dry summer had to come to an end eventually 😀
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Behind the Door @behindthedior.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Do they all have names already?
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Behind the Door @behindthedior.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That sounds like a girl who thinks she’s going to catch someone
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