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Corey-ocity

@behaviorguy.bsky.social
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Husband, father, behavior analyst.

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Corey-ocity @behaviorguy.bsky.social · 13h
And then what? I’m losing faith that the parties are functionally different for the working class. Until people matter more than property, it’s hard to get excited about a blue wave. I’d love to live in a timeline where widespread impeachment and conviction follows this election…
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Corey-ocity @behaviorguy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Love that joker!
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Corey-ocity @behaviorguy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh, no big deal, just me and Brak from Space Ghost: Coast to Coast chatting about… Velveeta cheese fudge.
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Corey-ocity @behaviorguy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Does that just entail leaving the brick of “cheese-food” on the counter overnight?! Velveeta fudge?
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Corey-ocity @behaviorguy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“Donald Trump is a pedophile…”
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Hellishchildren @hellishchildren.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Political cartoon by Jim Benton 
A casual party for adults, but everyone has extremely wide-open shocked unhappy expressions.
One man: I read this article and it said that, apparently, there was this time in US history when we didn't all stagger around in horrified disbelief.
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Corey-ocity @behaviorguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula.
static.klipy.com
The Lost Boys: David on the Carousel
ALT: The Lost Boys: David on the Carousel
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Corey-ocity @behaviorguy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My senator is a stupid asshole. If you don’t want to regulate or legislate, wtf are you even doing?
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Corey-ocity @behaviorguy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Prescription drug commercials too!
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Corey-ocity @behaviorguy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
www.msn.com/en-us/money/...
msn.com
MSN
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Corey-ocity @behaviorguy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I love this movie. The emperor wants to control outer space. Yoda wants to explore inner space. That’s the fundamental difference between the light and dark sides of the force. Fuuu— wait, what were we talking about?
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Corey-ocity @behaviorguy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Ah, but where did I receive this sage advice?
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Corey-ocity @behaviorguy.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
FFS why can’t we have a real party for the people? Oh yeah, capitalism- both parties are in on the grift!
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Corey-ocity @behaviorguy.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Define liberalism, and then explain why anonymous supports it…
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Corey-ocity @behaviorguy.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
So… Pete Holmes.
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Corey-ocity @behaviorguy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
They’re more likely to put their hands down their pants! #TazedNutz
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Corey-ocity @behaviorguy.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Can’t wait for the headlines when these bitchmade chucklefucks to put their hands down their pants.
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Corey-ocity @behaviorguy.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
*looks around* Hello, fellow 30-somethings!!
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Corey-ocity @behaviorguy.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Now I’m wondering whether this is just derived from “griddled” cheese sandos!
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Corey-ocity @behaviorguy.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I just try to focus on the things in this version that are the same as the one I can from, or the things about this timeline that I love. Yes, this is the wrong timeline, but at least in this one there’s a Colombian bakery down the road that makes amazing pastries!
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Corey-ocity @behaviorguy.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
That’s when ya just blurt out BALLBAGS!!
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Corey-ocity @behaviorguy.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I struggle with “TIL” 🤣
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Corey-ocity @behaviorguy.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I just called his office to leave a “fuck you” message. Let them know there are voters out there who aren’t fooled.
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Corey-ocity @behaviorguy.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Jimothy is the hero we deserve.
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Corey-ocity @behaviorguy.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️ I know this one!! It’s because “he hasn’t heard that yet”!
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Corey-ocity @behaviorguy.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Grief is long and strange. Best give it some time and space every once in a while. It gets better! Sorry you lost your pupper.
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Corey-ocity @behaviorguy.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
This’d make a great concert poster!
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Corey-ocity @behaviorguy.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Diarrhea’s the best way to lose the weight from exhibitor candy.
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Kombucha Girl
ALT: Kombucha Girl
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Corey-ocity @behaviorguy.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Worse, he’s comparing not giving a shit about Hitler in Europe to not wanting our oil prices to go up and soldiers to die for absolutely NO reason. Hot take.
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Corey-ocity @behaviorguy.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
What, what deadly ballistic missiles- I thought we destroyed them all?!
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Corey-ocity @behaviorguy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I’d love to see the question framed better: who received more votes (popular or electoral college) in the 2020 election? That only allows a name as the answer.
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Corey-ocity @behaviorguy.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Okay but why is John McCain there, then?
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Corey-ocity @behaviorguy.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Chattel. He sees people as chattel.
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Corey-ocity @behaviorguy.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
The rest of us will remember how he twisted himself in pretzels to please his Dear Leader, and what a genocidal maniac he was. He was pretty disagreeable when it came to human rights, wouldn’t you say?!
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Corey-ocity @behaviorguy.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
It’s almost as if political parties interfere with representative democracy every time they get the chance.
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Corey-ocity @behaviorguy.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Woof.
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Corey-ocity @behaviorguy.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Did I just find the @nytpitchbot.bsky.social version for The Atlantic?
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Corey-ocity @behaviorguy.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
*”Democratic Socialist”
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Corey-ocity @behaviorguy.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
The Democratic Party is actively fighting against truly progressive candidates. I voted for Bernie and the Democrats pushed Clinton. Then Biden ran again, even though he said they wouldn’t. I keep voting for the “better” of the two candidates but things aren’t getting better!
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Corey-ocity @behaviorguy.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
It’s just obvious that both parties function to serve Capital, and don’t give a fuck about the people.
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Corey-ocity @behaviorguy.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Fuck this guy and his smug corruption.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
when AI companies go bankrupt
5 panel comic

Panel 1: Red Guy with “AI” on his chest is falling backwards off a cliff. A Purple Guy is running to “save him”

Panels 2-4: Close up of Purple Guy’s hands gradually going from outstretched fingers to a closed fist

Panel 5: Red Guy falls backwards off the cliff while Purple Guy does nothing but show him his middle finger.
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Corey-ocity @behaviorguy.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
The thing that drives me crazy is the illusion of choice. Redistricting, campaign laws, political parties— all designed to counter undesired results. It doesn’t feel representative, it doesn’t seem honest, and it’s all just the wealthy manipulating the working class, regardless of their tie color.
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Corey-ocity @behaviorguy.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Since when do voters choose candidates? Who gets them on the ballot, and who chooses which voters are in that district?
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Corey-ocity @behaviorguy.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
When do we have a choice that isn’t forced, a candidate that is actually for the working class? I think we’d be a little better off under a Democrat too, but not by much- both parties only serve Capital. Your post summarizes the problem:
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Corey-ocity @behaviorguy.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Gotta throw us a skeet every now and then! 🤣
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Corey-ocity @behaviorguy.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Perhaps Rubio couldn’t fill those shoes?
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Corey-ocity @behaviorguy.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
WHO ARE THE TICKET SPECULATORS? They’re the same people.
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Corey-ocity @behaviorguy.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
You read this in her voice.
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Corey-ocity @behaviorguy.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I’m a guy who gets excited at seeing a hummingbird. #pollinators Don’t you dare not point out a fuzzy bee!
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