Corey-ocity @behaviorguy.bsky.social · 13hAnd then what? I’m losing faith that the parties are functionally different for the working class. Until people matter more than property, it’s hard to get excited about a blue wave. I’d love to live in a timeline where widespread impeachment and conviction follows this election… 100
Corey-ocity @behaviorguy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Oh, no big deal, just me and Brak from Space Ghost: Coast to Coast chatting about… Velveeta cheese fudge. 110
Corey-ocity @behaviorguy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Does that just entail leaving the brick of “cheese-food” on the counter overnight?! Velveeta fudge? 110
Corey-ocity @behaviorguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula.static.klipy.comThe Lost Boys: David on the CarouselALT: The Lost Boys: David on the Carousel 011
Corey-ocity @behaviorguy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026My senator is a stupid asshole. If you don’t want to regulate or legislate, wtf are you even doing? 000
Corey-ocity @behaviorguy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I love this movie. The emperor wants to control outer space. Yoda wants to explore inner space. That’s the fundamental difference between the light and dark sides of the force. Fuuu— wait, what were we talking about? 010
Corey-ocity @behaviorguy.bsky.social · 20/08/2026FFS why can’t we have a real party for the people? Oh yeah, capitalism- both parties are in on the grift! 000
Corey-ocity @behaviorguy.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Define liberalism, and then explain why anonymous supports it… 100
Corey-ocity @behaviorguy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026They’re more likely to put their hands down their pants! #TazedNutz 020
Corey-ocity @behaviorguy.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Can’t wait for the headlines when these bitchmade chucklefucks to put their hands down their pants. 020
Corey-ocity @behaviorguy.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Now I’m wondering whether this is just derived from “griddled” cheese sandos! 141
Corey-ocity @behaviorguy.bsky.social · 11/08/2026I just try to focus on the things in this version that are the same as the one I can from, or the things about this timeline that I love. Yes, this is the wrong timeline, but at least in this one there’s a Colombian bakery down the road that makes amazing pastries! 000
Corey-ocity @behaviorguy.bsky.social · 29/07/2026I just called his office to leave a “fuck you” message. Let them know there are voters out there who aren’t fooled. 000
Corey-ocity @behaviorguy.bsky.social · 27/07/2026🙋♂️🙋♂️🙋♂️ I know this one!! It’s because “he hasn’t heard that yet”! 000
Corey-ocity @behaviorguy.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Grief is long and strange. Best give it some time and space every once in a while. It gets better! Sorry you lost your pupper. 010
Corey-ocity @behaviorguy.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Diarrhea’s the best way to lose the weight from exhibitor candy.static.klipy.comKombucha GirlALT: Kombucha Girl 110
Corey-ocity @behaviorguy.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Worse, he’s comparing not giving a shit about Hitler in Europe to not wanting our oil prices to go up and soldiers to die for absolutely NO reason. Hot take. 000
Corey-ocity @behaviorguy.bsky.social · 20/07/2026What, what deadly ballistic missiles- I thought we destroyed them all?! 110
Corey-ocity @behaviorguy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026I’d love to see the question framed better: who received more votes (popular or electoral college) in the 2020 election? That only allows a name as the answer. 030
Corey-ocity @behaviorguy.bsky.social · 13/07/2026The rest of us will remember how he twisted himself in pretzels to please his Dear Leader, and what a genocidal maniac he was. He was pretty disagreeable when it came to human rights, wouldn’t you say?! 000
Corey-ocity @behaviorguy.bsky.social · 09/07/2026It’s almost as if political parties interfere with representative democracy every time they get the chance. 031
Corey-ocity @behaviorguy.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Did I just find the @nytpitchbot.bsky.social version for The Atlantic? 040
Corey-ocity @behaviorguy.bsky.social · 26/06/2026The Democratic Party is actively fighting against truly progressive candidates. I voted for Bernie and the Democrats pushed Clinton. Then Biden ran again, even though he said they wouldn’t. I keep voting for the “better” of the two candidates but things aren’t getting better! 100
Corey-ocity @behaviorguy.bsky.social · 25/06/2026It’s just obvious that both parties function to serve Capital, and don’t give a fuck about the people. 0300
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Corey-ocity @behaviorguy.bsky.social · 25/06/2026The thing that drives me crazy is the illusion of choice. Redistricting, campaign laws, political parties— all designed to counter undesired results. It doesn’t feel representative, it doesn’t seem honest, and it’s all just the wealthy manipulating the working class, regardless of their tie color. 000
Corey-ocity @behaviorguy.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Since when do voters choose candidates? Who gets them on the ballot, and who chooses which voters are in that district? 000
Corey-ocity @behaviorguy.bsky.social · 24/06/2026When do we have a choice that isn’t forced, a candidate that is actually for the working class? I think we’d be a little better off under a Democrat too, but not by much- both parties only serve Capital. Your post summarizes the problem: 200
Corey-ocity @behaviorguy.bsky.social · 16/06/2026WHO ARE THE TICKET SPECULATORS? They’re the same people. 000
Corey-ocity @behaviorguy.bsky.social · 12/06/2026I’m a guy who gets excited at seeing a hummingbird. #pollinators Don’t you dare not point out a fuzzy bee! 000