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bee wertheimer @beewertheimer.com · 24/09/2026
recent photos from the outside world
landscape of the hudson river with trees in the background. foliage and railroad tracks are in the foregroundthe manhattan skyline sandwiched between two buildingsthe hudson riverme
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bee wertheimer @beewertheimer.com · 03/09/2026
where i post from
the hudson river, with the jersey skyline in the background
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bee wertheimer @beewertheimer.com · 31/08/2026
weekend trip :)
beacha bird in the ocean!god rays shining down on the beach
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bee wertheimer @beewertheimer.com · 17/08/2026
👋
photo of me in the convex mirror at the 18th street subway station
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bee wertheimer @beewertheimer.com · 06/08/2026
screenshot of a tumblr post from user slitherpunk: Big Walk is like Firewatch if it was about chilling with your buddies instead of cheating on your wife who has dementia
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bee wertheimer @beewertheimer.com · 06/08/2026
he is not normal i fear
my cat alfie manspreading
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bee wertheimer @beewertheimer.com · 06/08/2026
me n my little guy
me holding my cat alfie, who likes to sit on my lap with his front paws on my chest absolutely all the time
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bee wertheimer @beewertheimer.com · 27/07/2026
LOL ty for the shoutout <3 fun fact my cat is named coda after tbg!
my cat coda
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bee wertheimer @beewertheimer.com · 08/07/2026
high brownie.
ugly ai generated poster that says high brownie
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bee wertheimer @beewertheimer.com · 04/06/2026
he was too powerful
stuntman joker balatro
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bee wertheimer @beewertheimer.com · 27/05/2026
FUCK
buzzfeed font quiz result: courier
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bee wertheimer @beewertheimer.com · 15/05/2026
cats for good tidings
my cat alfie sleeping on top of my pcmy cat coda curled up on a blankie
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bee wertheimer @beewertheimer.com · 13/05/2026
not the point of the post but we are passing ships in the night
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bee wertheimer @beewertheimer.com · 12/05/2026
endlessly funny to me that valorant omen has another, smaller omen on his chestplate. "dont talk to me or my son ever again" type character design
omen from valorant
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bee wertheimer @beewertheimer.com · 09/05/2026
pocket card jockey
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bee wertheimer @beewertheimer.com · 07/05/2026
I HATE YOU GARGANTUA BLARGGGGGGGGGG
yoshi (me) getting absolutely mogged by gargantua blargg in tetris attack for the snes
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bee wertheimer @beewertheimer.com · 07/05/2026
ok this ones kinda funny
Another they/them thought they/them had something to say.
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bee wertheimer @beewertheimer.com · 04/05/2026
picture of me holding my cat
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bee wertheimer @beewertheimer.com · 16/04/2026
okay ❤️ yay ❤️
! Forbidden
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bee wertheimer @beewertheimer.com · 28/03/2026
My problem is I always want a sparkling lavender lemonade or some bullshit
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bee wertheimer @beewertheimer.com · 24/03/2026
the best part of it getting warmer out is being able to take my cat on walks through central park again :)
me sitting on a log bench and holding a green backpack. the backpack has a large plastic window on the front and inside you can see my cat, coda, bathing in sunlight. she looks a little grumpy but i promise she was very happy to be outside!
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bee wertheimer @beewertheimer.com · 13/03/2026
screenshot of a tweet from thomas white, posted on 1/30/22:

Every journalist: This lil piece is taking forever but it WILL be a masterpiece...send hugs :/

Finished article: Even the mere amazing flavor of the tantalizing food, entices one to eat it. And believe it or not, that delicious journey from plate to mouth, is only the beginning.
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bee wertheimer @beewertheimer.com · 08/03/2026
65 degrees in nyc today :)
a bird sitting on a tree branch in front of a gray-white sky
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bee wertheimer @beewertheimer.com · 06/03/2026
oh yeah my9games.com
my nine favorite games! outer wilds, lisa: the painful definitive edition, portal 2, the stanley parable: ultra deluxe, katana zero, dark souls, kentucky route zero, minecraft, and the legend of zelda: breath of the wild
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bee wertheimer @beewertheimer.com · 04/03/2026
my bluesky feed has been taken over by a picture of a horse
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bee wertheimer @beewertheimer.com · 07/02/2026
obligatory cat pics
my three year old cat coda. she’s a beautiful striped calicomy three month old cat alfie. he’s a white goober with gray spots.
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bee wertheimer @beewertheimer.com · 03/02/2026
my piece about video game skeletons and the middle ages is here alongside some really great reads. thank u @critdistance.bsky.social <3
Critical Chaser
Our closing section this week is bone dry. Forgive me.

Why do video game skeletons put themselves back together? | AV Club
Bee Wertheimer has a bone to pick with gaming's ubiquitous fascination with animated, regenerating skeletons.

"There is something beautiful about how some of the most eternal and unifying cultural phenomena derive from great disaster. In the face of unspeakable tragedy, when the flame of humanity flickers at its weakest, we turn to creation for salvation. And then those creations inspire more, spanning generations and centuries, influencing humanity throughout the world and across the ages. Art and culture unite us in our suffering and, in spite of everything, we survive—like video game skeletons."
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bee wertheimer @beewertheimer.com · 01/02/2026
welcome home alfie!
picture of a white kitten with gray spotsa close-up of the kitty
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bee wertheimer @beewertheimer.com · 29/01/2026
beewertheimer.com now has pixel art of plants. if u even care.
screenshot of my portfolio website
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bee wertheimer @beewertheimer.com · 29/01/2026
what’s going on here
a distressingly oblong bagel
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bee wertheimer @beewertheimer.com · 27/01/2026
drewfort is not doing too hot...
screenshot of whiskerwood with a message reading "53 recent deaths"
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bee wertheimer @beewertheimer.com · 21/01/2026
love my job
text that reads Spoilers for the Book of Ezekiel:
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bee wertheimer @beewertheimer.com · 06/01/2026
pixel art of a cat typing on a laptop
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bee wertheimer @beewertheimer.com · 02/01/2026
my first blog post of the year is a chronicle of every website i've ever made, spanning back a decade. read it here: beewertheimer.com/website-grav...
screenshot of a blog post called website graveyard, featuring the first website i ever made from when i was 13
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bee wertheimer @beewertheimer.com · 02/01/2026
new year new website! beewertheimer.com now features every article i've ever written, plus more games, more art, and soon more blog posts
a screenshot of the landing page of beewertheimer.com, showing a gallery of articles
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bee wertheimer @beewertheimer.com · 03/10/2025
getting back into digital art
digital painting of a woman with a messed up tooth and a fish, in a collage style
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bee wertheimer @beewertheimer.com · 28/09/2025
bangs
me with bangs
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bee wertheimer @beewertheimer.com · 22/08/2025
they’ve also started texting me???
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bee wertheimer @beewertheimer.com · 22/08/2025
getting my food handlers certification and every lesson brings a beautiful new css wonder to marvel at
a screenshot of a lesson from the nyc food protection course website. important course material is obscured behind the navigation baranother screenshot from the site. images are overlapping the navigation bar and the text is weirdly spaced
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bee wertheimer @beewertheimer.com · 14/08/2025
we all know not to go to the grocery store when you’re hungry. but nobody warned me about the bookstore
a hardcover copy of salt fat acid heat by samin nosrat on a wood table
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bee wertheimer @beewertheimer.com · 13/08/2025
the reference
picture of a tortoiseshell cat laying on her side in bed, holding a yellow mouse toy
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bee wertheimer @beewertheimer.com · 13/08/2025
haven’t drawn in a while, here’s a doodle of my cat
a digital drawing of a tortoiseshell cat laying on her side, holding a yellow toy mouse
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bee wertheimer @beewertheimer.com · 03/08/2025
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bee wertheimer @beewertheimer.com · 18/07/2025
me: i’m craving a warm and buttery dish with a dollop of sour cream the humble baked potato:
a tortoiseshell cat with orange spots and a white chest looks up at the camera with beautiful green eyes. she is loafing on a white cat bed, her overall shape resembling an oval
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bee wertheimer @beewertheimer.com · 26/06/2025
in no particular order
bee's top 10 games of the century. listed in no particular order: minecraft, undertale, outer wilds, the beginner's guide, lisa, portal 2, kentucky route zero, breath of the wild, the binding of isaac: rebirth, and fallen london
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bee wertheimer @beewertheimer.com · 20/06/2025
if you’re in philly for narrascope swing by arch street meeting house before 6pm today and play annota line!
picture of annota line set up at arch street meeting house, with an empty chair behind the monitor where i would be sitting if i weren’t taking the photo
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bee wertheimer @beewertheimer.com · 20/05/2025
graduation boring as hell
picture of radio city music hall with “2025 commencement” written on the stage. in front of the stage someone is holding up a phone with a northernlion video playing
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bee wertheimer @beewertheimer.com · 18/05/2025
picture of the wonderville stage displaying annota line, with pratt 2025 game arts senior showcase projected on the wall
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bee wertheimer @beewertheimer.com · 18/05/2025
if you’re reading this you better be on your way to wonderville
poster for pratt game arts senior showcase sunday may 18th 3-6pm at wonderville
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bee wertheimer @beewertheimer.com · 02/05/2025
google searchbar that says "can mold make me die"
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