Estrodog Valeruff @beetleslap.bsky.social · 3hMisunderstanding the phrase "hit dogs holler" : "HEY EVERYONE! let's go beat up dogs for music!" 010
Estrodog Valeruff @beetleslap.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Got ordered to roll over while at work, had to run out of the break room to find a lab room no one uses and do the command, being a lab in a lab is hard work! -w- 010
Estrodog Valeruff @beetleslap.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Having sex with a blindfolded girl, she feels a pressure in her vagina, her ass, at the same time, she bites her lips, and it starts to vibrate, she's so wet, what could be the cause of this pleasure? 020
Estrodog Valeruff @beetleslap.bsky.social · 21/09/2026The thing is that I'm literally so cutes -w- 000
Estrodog Valeruff @beetleslap.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Petting you and trapping me in my MIND MAZE which holds warmth but never enough to satisfy, it wants to comfort you, with soft lighting, but sharp, jagged edges tempt you to touch and push in, it wants to reach out, touch you, let me feel your pulse... #MAZEFUCK 001
Reposted by Estrodog Valeruffremilithi 🔞🐾 @pupslutremi.bsky.social · 10/09/2026such a pretty flesh toy needs to be properly used, held down and fingered until she’s just a wet mess🖤 121769281
Estrodog Valeruff @beetleslap.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Good morning, remember, try to not carry the burdens, but instead the lessons of each new day forward, a clean slate, that said, You should !PET me to fill my PET meter since it's empty at the start of a new day 000
Estrodog Valeruff @beetleslap.bsky.social · 18/09/2026commission for @bellasqueaks.bsky.social , largley a study on fabric and clothing, using a different style for practice as well 011
Estrodog Valeruff @beetleslap.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Having to top even if I don't want to = Bad sex Playing league of legends = having to top even if I don't want to This is my math 000
Estrodog Valeruff @beetleslap.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Mage who is assumed low level as she only uses cantrips when she finds someone she just hates and casts 9th level spells to just obliterate them, when pressed "I like the challenge" she says, hastily disagreeing with the "mage regressor" accusations before I've even said anything 001
Estrodog Valeruff @beetleslap.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Oh I'm so sorry to bother you miss! I'm sorry my farm is a mess, I can't seem to find my animals, especially the little ones with horns, but, ah! I see!! It seems to be, yes over there! ITS HYPNOKINK, THE G.O.A.T. RAAAAHHHHHH 000
Reposted by Estrodog Valeruff𝔰𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔪 ☾ @w0lfertinger666.bsky.social · 07/09/2026hog n slice (her name is Eliza) 10656511228
Estrodog Valeruff @beetleslap.bsky.social · 07/09/2026strategic boymoding where i take my tits out on video call but it cant be held against me (chest held against me...) because im, yup! strategically boymoding (After typing this, she said in vc "I'm the funniest person alive!~" ) 011
Estrodog Valeruff @beetleslap.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I messed up so many social interactions in a row, no one will want to kidnap me and tie me up and hook me in a meat cellar to slowly bleed until I fall unconscious and they nurse me back to health, banking on the fact I was so delirious I don't recognize them as my tormentor, awo 000
Estrodog Valeruff @beetleslap.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Making my harpy maids serve my finest china and most expensive teas with full knowledge they are unequipped with motor skills for the task, explicitly so I may spank them for their failures later, I do this because I am a good person 000
Estrodog Valeruff @beetleslap.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Girl who is evil as fuck and secretly wishes for a princess or queen to see her actions and collar her, forcing her to kneel and serve for the good of the kingdom when, yuuuuup, you guessed it, put in the stocks and they touch my ass again 000
Estrodog Valeruff @beetleslap.bsky.social · 04/09/2026It's everyone's favorite slice of meat! Join me, you'll be a star ^w^ 010
Estrodog Valeruff @beetleslap.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Use the analog stick to control the pitch and yaw of your !BARK 000
Estrodog Valeruff @beetleslap.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Beatrice will make a users manual for herself This will of course be about giving anyone who reads it the most amount of control over her that raw info can provide What should be included? I was thinking like, kinks, limits, keywords and triggers that work on her :3c 010
Estrodog Valeruff @beetleslap.bsky.social · 31/08/2026i made an age regressor joke with the friend group i play dnd with this is, ive been hanging out with too many awesome women and brought that mindset to a bunch of nerds, kill me 000
Estrodog Valeruff @beetleslap.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Imagine, if you would, a computer that is also a dog now stop imagining it!!! A dogbot... a silly idea... 000
Reposted by Estrodog ValeruffDizzyspells @dizzyspellss.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Added more to this cretin. I imagine them as someone that had their head reattached to this weaponised biomechanical body. The body pumps their brain full of endorphins that alter their personality and make them much more dog-like. = w= 374038779
Estrodog Valeruff @beetleslap.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Equipping this to all my guy friends before I say something extremely wrong / stupid 010
Reposted by Estrodog Valeruffnikki 🔞 @pinkshinyhorns.bsky.social · 29/08/2026their owners set up a playdate! 102876609
Reposted by Estrodog ValeruffEdith! 🔞 @edith-is-dead.bsky.social · 29/08/2026naughty robots get their consciousness put into the vpet 353259758
Estrodog Valeruff @beetleslap.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Hound girl virus who has all the trappings of a typical evil laughing skull type virus, but upon further inspection she doesn't actually have any privileges so all she can do is rename stuff and boot her program up on launch, if you force quit her program she gets really frustrated and may even cry! 020
Estrodog Valeruff @beetleslap.bsky.social · 29/08/2026|| in other news, Beatrice worked out today! It felt really good, she will become so strong! Then it will feel even BETTER when she loses anyway! UwU || 000
Reposted by Estrodog ValeruffBB Wolfclaw @wolfieworld.bsky.social · 27/02/2025just reread coquette, here are my observations on subtextual dynamics 6641121
Estrodog Valeruff @beetleslap.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I think I will make a video on cicadamata because I really wish joyuse was my mom 000
Estrodog Valeruff @beetleslap.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Bumper stickers always say some shit like "My other car is (NOTABLY NOT A CAR)" A car wouldn't say that, a car would say "beep beep imma car! X3" I'm so sick of pretending otherwise ; it's just bullcrap 010
Reposted by Estrodog Valeruffbran 👽 @pupnik.moe · 23/08/2026even good intentions ostracize me 341940542
Estrodog Valeruff @beetleslap.bsky.social · 23/08/2026i wouldnt lose to a succubus id keep my composure and before you say some shit like "a succubus would be whatever you desire most" yeah i need a burger, i want a burger, shes a burger now, i wouldnt lose to that, easy 000
Reposted by Estrodog ValeruffChirs @aesungaia.neocities.org · 01/07/2026Everyone's friend (1/3) 2763742648
Estrodog Valeruff @beetleslap.bsky.social · 22/08/2026@noneedforflowers.bsky.social fanart of poly, please please please check this game out it rules so hard 1184
Estrodog Valeruff @beetleslap.bsky.social · 22/08/2026New labor laws mandate that for four hours of breakcore you make, you must spend 15 minutes listening to Gregory colman's famous drum sampling in what's called a "Union mandated amen break" 010
Reposted by Estrodog Valeruffkint 🐟 @raccoon-bonez.bsky.social · 18/08/2026high energy dog :3 2552841013
Reposted by Estrodog ValeruffHannahVex is such a sleepyhead @hannahvex.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Got inspired by @clowndepot.mariogolf.info playing Iron Nest in a totally normal way. 29117
Reposted by Estrodog ValeruffMaenei @maenei.bsky.social · 14/08/2026remember to recheck your size 7774115
Estrodog Valeruff @beetleslap.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Miss please have mercy, everyone at the tavern keeps asking about my collar and I say my "stats are just better with it" but you keep adding more to the nameplate and it's getting hard to explain why the engraving "level drain victim" would give me more EXP and not less >///< 010
Estrodog Valeruff @beetleslap.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Girl with precognition who can defeat any of the hell princesses demon generals, but notably gets flustered and breaths heavy when she thinks about what she's calculated would happen if she loses, a real mental battle! 000
Estrodog Valeruff @beetleslap.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Everybody wants to fuck parahnna plant, it's common knowledge, but I think we need not overlook the allure of the deku baba zelda thingy, I need her bad 010
Reposted by Estrodog Valeruffpunkitt ‼️🧣 @punkitt.bsky.social · 28/09/2025its tough out there but so am i 130116353796
Reposted by Estrodog ValeruffPatricia Taxxon @patriciataxxon.bsky.social · 08/08/2026when an egg is terrified of committing and being wrong i feel like it's not a good idea to say "it's okay if you turn out to be cis" because no, it probably isn't for them, that's what they're afraid of 223332
Estrodog Valeruff @beetleslap.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Now THATS my streamer! Same girl, same @dollip.bsky.social 000
Reposted by Estrodog ValeruffCorro @corromon.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Very tireddd so you get a loading screen for more drawings #corrosart 857699
Reposted by Estrodog ValeruffMae @spiderpolice.bsky.social · 03/05/2026mamamoder yearnposting 354301853
