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house of figs (#1 ginger ale fan)

@beethammy.bsky.social
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house of figs (#1 ginger ale fan) @beethammy.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
fuck credit cards I’m getting cane’s
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house of figs (#1 ginger ale fan) @beethammy.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
liminal space ass bathroom #liminalspace #interior #backrooms
dim yellow tinted bathroom with blue stallsdimly lit corner of a bathroom next to the door
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house of figs (#1 ginger ale fan) @beethammy.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
AI assistant, how do I wipe my own ass?
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house of figs (#1 ginger ale fan) @beethammy.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
wearing my x-men shirt to work as a political statement
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house of figs (#1 ginger ale fan) @beethammy.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
AI got me so fucked up I’m about to buy an encyclopedia set
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house of figs (#1 ginger ale fan) @beethammy.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
at the lake where I saw a truck with trump decal confidently go down a one-way road despite passing multiple wrong-way signs, further proving maga doesn't know how to read.
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house of figs (#1 ginger ale fan) @beethammy.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
you know it’s quiet when the ears start ringing
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house of figs (#1 ginger ale fan) @beethammy.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
I'm not a fan of anything
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house of figs (#1 ginger ale fan) @beethammy.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
bitches hate it when you hit them with the critical thinking
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house of figs (#1 ginger ale fan) @beethammy.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
ant orgy on the window and the landlord says it's MY fault…
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house of figs (#1 ginger ale fan) @beethammy.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
just kinda sick and tired :/
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house of figs (#1 ginger ale fan) @beethammy.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
getting real tired of 20th-century dystopian novels becoming reality
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house of figs (#1 ginger ale fan) @beethammy.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
my dream job has always been to screw in little screws to make iphones but unfortunately I might be too old to get into that line of work
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house of figs (#1 ginger ale fan) @beethammy.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
profusely listening to edm in times of uncertainty
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house of figs (#1 ginger ale fan) @beethammy.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
can’t stop thinking about this
an evil looking emoji with sharp rows of teeth and a look of suspicious desire in its eyes
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house of figs (#1 ginger ale fan) @beethammy.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
GOVERNMENT DENIES KNOWLEDGE. TRUST NO ONE. THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE.
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house of figs (#1 ginger ale fan) @beethammy.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
I’m wearing red every day in 2036
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house of figs (#1 ginger ale fan) @beethammy.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
all artists suffer from chronic pain
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house of figs (#1 ginger ale fan) @beethammy.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
here are some "vintage bootleg" t-shirts I designed for my favorite movie, which is creep. 🐺🪓 #graphicdesign #shirtdesign #design #peachfuzz #creep
A mockup of a t-shirt with a red background. The movie title Creep is at the bottom of the design in a light orange color. In primary red in the top left corner is an image of Josef with a smaller image of Aaron to the right. A barely visible silhouette of Josef at the top of a staircase is in the middle above the text.A mockup of a t-shirt with a green background. The text creep is at the top of the design in a green-yellow color. Images of the characters looking away from each other is at the bottom. Josef on the left and Aaron on the right. Above them in the background is an image of them hugging at the miracle waters of the heart. In the top right corner sits a small image of the J+A written inside a heart by Josef.A mockup of a t-shirt with a blue background. The text tubby is at the top of the design, and the text time is at the bottom. In the middle to the left is an image of Josef's face up close while he's lying in the bathtub. To the right is a smaller cutout image of Josef during the tubby time scene.A mockup of a t-shirt with an orange background. The text Peachfuzz is at the bottom in orange and yellow. An image of Peachfuzz is front and center of the design, with blue-tinted close-up images of Peachfuzz during his song scene surrounds him in the background.
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house of figs (#1 ginger ale fan) @beethammy.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
can’t wait to die of the bird flu in 2 years, 7 months and 16 days.
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house of figs (#1 ginger ale fan) @beethammy.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
I found this suspicious flyer while out for a walk today. I’m not sure if I should trust it, but I would really like some juice. #graphicdesign #posterdesign #weirdcore #weirdart
a flyer lying on the ground that says "I've got so much juice" at the top. below is a poorly drawn bottle with the label "so much juice." more text at the bottom says: come get this juice. next line: open noon to midnight on every 2nd and 3rd Monday. next line: located at the end of the longest driveway on planet earth. next line: juice prices depend of the type pf juice you purchase. next line: juice types available. next line: orange, peach, apple, pineapple, grape, strawberry, cherry, lime, lemon, banana, watermelon, kiwi, dragon fruit, blueberry, pear, pomegranate. next line: I can turn anything you bring me into juice. next line: custom juice prices will be discussed after juice has been made.
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house of figs (#1 ginger ale fan) @beethammy.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
day 46 of trying to drown out the thoughts (unsuccessful)
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house of figs (#1 ginger ale fan) @beethammy.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
respect to coders 🫡 that shit sucks
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house of figs (#1 ginger ale fan) @beethammy.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
I picked the wrong year to read 1984
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house of figs (#1 ginger ale fan) @beethammy.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
I think everyone should know that I graduated from #Harvard last year, and to prove it, here's my diploma.
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house of figs (#1 ginger ale fan) @beethammy.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
I kinda hate these trends, but as someone who likes to think others care about my interests, I’m participating Introduce yourself with One book 📚 One movie 🎥 One album 💿 One tv show 📺
Frankenstein by Mary Shelly. Not a day goes by that I don’t think about this book. Creep. This movie holds a special place in my heart and I love that it was made by just 3 guys. (At least I think it was. I have the dvd and listened to the commentary version and I think they said only 3 people worked on this movie and most of it was improvised.)Happy Birthday by Blood Cultures. This is one of my favorite artists and I have almost all of their songs stuck in my head at all times. I could honestly put any of their albums here but I’ll go with Happy Birthday. Trailer park boys. I don’t have much to say here other than I’ve rewatched this show more times than I can count and it never gets old.
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house of figs (#1 ginger ale fan) @beethammy.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
ready and willing to have my consciousness uploaded to a roblox liminal space exploration game
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house of figs (#1 ginger ale fan) @beethammy.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
this is not the kind of apocalypse I was horny for
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house of figs (#1 ginger ale fan) @beethammy.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
the dead internet theory is beginning to apply to real life
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house of figs (#1 ginger ale fan) @beethammy.bsky.social · 02/11/2024
really need some blue sapphire right about now
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house of figs (#1 ginger ale fan) @beethammy.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
hello I’m having a terrible week. here’s a shitty pumpkin carving of a white pikmin I tried doing 3 days ago but hurt my finger so I gave up and now it’s molding.
a molding pumpkin with a white pikmin carved into it
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house of figs (#1 ginger ale fan) @beethammy.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
feeling #blessed with my bug juice in hand. life doesn’t get any better than this. 💖 #surreal #art #artist #photoshop #weirdcore #dreamcore #poster #design #graphicdesign #photoedit
an extended arm holding a yummy bug juice in front of a scenic hillside with the text "feeling blessed" at the top
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house of figs (#1 ginger ale fan) @beethammy.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
what emotion am I supposed to feel when the beat drops?
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house of figs (#1 ginger ale fan) @beethammy.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
update: I found pepsi! #liminalspace #mobilephotography #spooky #interior #art #photography #photo
a brightly lit walkway with a dark corner containing a pepsi machine
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house of figs (#1 ginger ale fan) @beethammy.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
I just wanted a pepsi :((( where the hell am I…?? #liminalspace #mobilephotography #spooky #interior #art #photography #photo
dimly lit walkway with an exit doordimly lit walkway leading to unknown areaa curved staircase leading down into a basement with open doorsa dark steep staircase leading up to an unknown area
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house of figs (#1 ginger ale fan) @beethammy.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
everything’s either “pre-gallbladder” or “post-gallbladder” these days 😒
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house of figs (#1 ginger ale fan) @beethammy.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
here’s a collage of my magnum opus: the blugg newspaper. it’s a dumb little newspaper I created that has a variety of topics, all of which are written by me, of course. if you wanna actually read it, you can here: blugg.beehiiv.com #graphicdesign #illustrator #writer #art #newspaper
a collage of newspapers with dumb topics
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house of figs (#1 ginger ale fan) @beethammy.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
e coli in quarter pounder 😔
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house of figs (#1 ginger ale fan) @beethammy.bsky.social · 22/10/2024
cinnamon toothpicks are great because now I finally get to chew on flavored wood
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house of figs (#1 ginger ale fan) @beethammy.bsky.social · 22/10/2024
exploiting my cat bc he’s old and I don’t have much time left
An old blonde cat glaring at you.
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house of figs (#1 ginger ale fan) @beethammy.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
where I post from! I love my little home office! yes it may smell of mildew, my clothes always damp; the air moist, but I wouldn’t have it any other way! ☺️💖
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house of figs (#1 ginger ale fan) @beethammy.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
why are there so many goddamn squirrels on my discover page
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