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Jonathan Reiter (张飞)

@bees.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy
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Do-gooder and China watcher. Ornithologist at VulnCheck 🌉 bridged from ⁂ infosec.exchange/@bees, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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Jonathan Reiter (张飞) @bees.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026
the "Xi tired" discourse reminds me that we will never, ever, be rid of really hack Kreminology type of bullshit.
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Jonathan Reiter (张飞) @bees.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 07/09/2026
I'm at that place people are going to, message me if you want to hang out.
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Jonathan Reiter (张飞) @bees.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 05/09/2026
Watching Duck Football in a foreign airport is a treat.
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Jonathan Reiter (张飞) @bees.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 05/09/2026
I'll be speaking at CanSecWest later this month. Hope to see you there.
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Jonathan Reiter (张飞) @bees.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 26/08/2026
Gonna argue that QTFY stands for 且听风吟. Pinyin initialism is such a standard part of naming, and yet this linguistic knowledge gives me no special insight. It's just some of my Nardwaur ass factoids.
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Jonathan Reiter (张飞) @bees.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 10/08/2026
the closest I can get to the satisfaction of a Sims arc is introducing brilliant and kind friends to each other. A logistical feat sometimes here at DEF CON, but in all cases absolutely worth it.
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Jonathan Reiter (张飞) @bees.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 04/08/2026
Rough DEF CON schedule: - Wednesday Afternoon - in. - Thursday Afternoon - Blue Team Village party - Thursday Night - [un]prompted party - Friday all day - Blue Team Village - Friday Night - 503 party - Saturday Afternoon - Red Team Village go-exploit workshop - Saturday Night - VulnCheck party […]
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Jonathan Reiter (张飞) @bees.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 29/07/2026
c/o @deanpierce Crowdstrike naming for AI evals is Goat: - OpenAI: Stubborn Goat - Anthropic: Prissy Goat - Microsoft: Baffled Goat
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Jonathan Reiter (张飞) @bees.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 29/07/2026
Okay now THAT is a report! Jacked up by a template engine, just like the rest of us mortals.
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Jonathan Reiter (张飞) @bees.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 27/07/2026
any day Intrusion Truth posts is a good day.
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Jonathan Reiter (张飞) @bees.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 24/07/2026
First time using SQL Server in nine years. Since working as a DBA on one of the largest databases in the world. It's like riding a bicycle. But like one with streamers that keep getting caught in the spokes.
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Jonathan Reiter (张飞) @bees.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 21/07/2026
Another breakout event. - Holy shit the AI is loose! - This is totally unprecedented - Nobody is safe - You can't see the logs Calling this the Jurassic Park Paradox because of how often these bullshit artists have inflicted this on us. Anthropic, Alibaba, and now OpenAI.
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Jonathan Reiter (张飞) @bees.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 13/07/2026
I'll be staff at Blue Team Village this year at DC.
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Jonathan Reiter (张飞) @bees.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 09/07/2026
To understand Dune Part Three we must experience it like Frank Herbert. Only by consuming your body weight in psilocybin in Florence, Oregon shall you understand the urge to commit Holy War against the entire known universe
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Jonathan Reiter (张飞) @bees.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 07/07/2026
on the plus side: new ghost in the shell slaps
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Jonathan Reiter (张飞) @bees.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 07/07/2026
www.reuters.com/world/beijing-is-lo… Not particularly surprising coda to previous post, but as implied these same actors are under the same constraints as international model developers. Anthropic still needs to […]
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Jonathan Reiter (张飞) @bees.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 07/07/2026
Would have won that one if not for the horrible keeping of Barack Hussein Obama save tweet
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Jonathan Reiter (张飞) @bees.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 04/07/2026
The China proxying behavior has been happening for several years now. Anthropic wants you to think about it as a clear and present danger to their line of business, and yet they have only recently adopted countermeasures within Claude Code and solely as an experimental matter. Maybe this isn't […]
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Jonathan Reiter (张飞) @bees.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 29/06/2026
I'll be at def con this year!
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Neville Park @nev.status.nevillepark.ca.ap.brid.gy · 26/06/2026
(stolen from someone who didn't add alt text)
(A parody of that Softbank goose-laying-golden-eggs presentation)
The True Source of Shitposts
Shitpost Factory
inside the raccoon
What you see are the shitposts
What produces them is the raccoon itself
Image: a raccoon climbing out of a green bin. There is a "window" inside out labelled "Internal Mechanism" that is just a garbage dump, with a conveyor belt sending garbage bags, each labelled "Shitpost", to a heap at the bottom of the slide.
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Jonathan Reiter (张飞) @bees.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 26/06/2026
VulnCon1 CFP good. I'm there this year regardless.
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Jonathan Reiter (张飞) @bees.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 25/06/2026
www.reuters.com/legal/litigation/ch… sounds like 360 has a cyber reasoning system
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Jonathan Reiter (张飞) @bees.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 11/06/2026
Whenever you see the two letters, I implore you to think and say, "Allen Iverson". It'll make your day many times better.
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Jonathan Reiter (张飞) @bees.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 04/06/2026
Hackboat! Tomorrow! Let's have a drink together.
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Jonathan Reiter (张飞) @bees.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 27/05/2026
Doing a webinar on cyber reasoning systems tomorrow. It'll be fun stuff - a little bit about Mythos and CVEs uncovered up to now, and a little bit about the general solution space, how firms are doing it themselves with a combination of models and traditional fuzzing and code search tools […]
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Jonathan Reiter (张飞) @bees.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 18/05/2026
I'm so gullible to overreact to those "SaaS is dead!" articles. But then again I can't help but envision a world with the one State Machine that everyone leases from Big Computer.
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Jonathan Reiter (张飞) @bees.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 15/05/2026
It's funny how much music improved in my household when I introduced my kids to Justice
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Jonathan Reiter (张飞) @bees.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 07/05/2026
Is it possible people are not looking at Glasswing as a project in a broader sweep of the development of the cyber reasoning system (CRS)? I think it is tempting to have this kind of myopia because Anthropic is one developer among many. Additionally, and more interesting, they peddle a […]
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Jonathan Reiter (张飞) @bees.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 27/03/2026
The "how" problem is one of the most aggravating things to me with this bubble. Since when do venture capitalists care how engineers solve problems? Since when does management? Are they going to start caring about what color our cats are too? This is a classical failing because, partially due […]
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Jonathan Reiter (张飞) @bees.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 13/03/2026
It's always Friday when the good leaks happen
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Jonathan Reiter (张飞) @bees.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 10/03/2026
www.taipeitimes.com/News/taiwan/arc… some interesting inside baseball: another leader confirmed Zhang Youxia ousted from CMC for persuading Xi to hold out timeline past 2024.
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INTERVIEW: Japan’s involvement conditional, ex-minister says - Taipei Times
Bringing Taiwan to the World and the World to Taiwan
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Jonathan Reiter (张飞) @bees.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 05/03/2026
quick STS 2 thoughts: I have a deep personal relationship with my Osty.
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Jonathan Reiter (张飞) @bees.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 17/02/2026
I don't understand why the Crabby Rathbun, matplotlib thing is a story. There is zero proof to the premise that the issue or blog post is synthetic, besides people's read of the work and it's "tells" of LLM authorship. We have no idea what operations from the GitHub account or its runtime were […]
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