Xx_Gulpium69_xX @beerwife.bsky.social · 31/03/2026Organizing an accountability circle at the queer anarchist book club because someone used chat GPT to generate discussion questions 230
Xx_Gulpium69_xX @beerwife.bsky.social · 07/01/2026Feeding an unsuspecting white person msg and telling them the secret ingredient is love 020
Xx_Gulpium69_xX @beerwife.bsky.social · 20/11/2025I didnt understand when i was an under socialized youngshit how easy life becomes when you're a like-able person 150
Xx_Gulpium69_xX @beerwife.bsky.social · 05/11/2025Just learned you can see how people vote on insta polls and i'm truly sorry for all the times i've been honest 000
Xx_Gulpium69_xX @beerwife.bsky.social · 29/10/2025Scented trash bags are deeply inhuman . Might as well swallow a scentsy cube so you piss vanilla spice and shit ocean breeze 040
Xx_Gulpium69_xX @beerwife.bsky.social · 21/10/2025I would never let a hamburger help me. But that's just how i was raised 020
Xx_Gulpium69_xX @beerwife.bsky.social · 26/09/2025My life changed when i got a pair of size 40 ecko jorts 0112
Xx_Gulpium69_xX @beerwife.bsky.social · 22/08/2025Gained like 25 pounds since moving back to the south. All that pie 020
Xx_Gulpium69_xX @beerwife.bsky.social · 19/08/2025Just bought my first car! Can't wait to take her for a spin 🛞 061
Xx_Gulpium69_xX @beerwife.bsky.social · 14/08/2025Sibling moved their 19 year old tiktok microceleb gf in with us now i am learning phrases you can only dream of 060
Xx_Gulpium69_xX @beerwife.bsky.social · 11/08/2025When the new wednesday album drops there will be a worldwide creaming and four Carolinians to blame 030
Xx_Gulpium69_xX @beerwife.bsky.social · 11/08/2025Need to move to a bigger city bc every gay person here is one degree removed from The Evil Ones 030
Xx_Gulpium69_xX @beerwife.bsky.social · 11/08/2025a sixty year old man works the corner a block from my apt like grey hair and wrinkles etc 030
Xx_Gulpium69_xX @beerwife.bsky.social · 09/08/2025any advice for people just getting into meth and vore? 050
Xx_Gulpium69_xX @beerwife.bsky.social · 09/08/2025Everyone in a kia soul thinks they're a dope ass hamster. But they're not 0415
Xx_Gulpium69_xX @beerwife.bsky.social · 26/07/2025Mom used chat gpt to make a google survey for family vacation 130
Xx_Gulpium69_xX @beerwife.bsky.social · 26/07/2025Drinking beer. And a girl. Pretty freaky right? 040
Xx_Gulpium69_xX @beerwife.bsky.social · 15/07/2025Hey do you wanna go smoke cigarettes at the gas station and explode 0253
Xx_Gulpium69_xX @beerwife.bsky.social · 14/05/2025(Emerging from a vat of blood and grease) some Cerave should do the trick 040
Xx_Gulpium69_xX @beerwife.bsky.social · 25/04/2025Im in kentucky riding horses you've never even heard of 030
Xx_Gulpium69_xX @beerwife.bsky.social · 07/04/2025girl i went to church with marrying a 5'4" man and taking the last name smallwood 060
Xx_Gulpium69_xX @beerwife.bsky.social · 27/03/2025Announcing to my colleagues that this is an epic bacon moment 020
Xx_Gulpium69_xX @beerwife.bsky.social · 27/03/2025Just finished watching the wire holy shit what a masterpiece 020
Xx_Gulpium69_xX @beerwife.bsky.social · 25/03/2025I miss having male friends i havent been dapped up in a year 160
Xx_Gulpium69_xX @beerwife.bsky.social · 03/02/2025Living in the south is great bc i can wear jorts in february 040
Xx_Gulpium69_xX @beerwife.bsky.social · 28/01/2025Reading to my bf before bed but adding in extra monster trucks and hot babes 030
Xx_Gulpium69_xX @beerwife.bsky.social · 21/01/2025Im sorry for the hateful things i've said about kombucha 030
Xx_Gulpium69_xX @beerwife.bsky.social · 17/01/2025No offense belly buttons scare me stomachs should not have an orifice i think 040
Xx_Gulpium69_xX @beerwife.bsky.social · 16/01/2025Quit hanging around a dog with a blog and come ride a boat with a goat 020
Xx_Gulpium69_xX @beerwife.bsky.social · 14/01/2025Up for promotion at work which means ive been expending my adderall on this grant proposal instead of tweeting. Forgive me 010
Xx_Gulpium69_xX @beerwife.bsky.social · 14/01/2025Just clocked out of the goated factory. Just kidding i don't work there . I own it and expropriate surplus value from my employees like a boss 030
