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(((BeerRabbi)))🍺 @beerrabbi.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
The two part episode "The Menagerie" were episodes 11 and 12 from the first season and recycled footage from the pilot and allowed them to turn out enough episodes in the short time they were given, due to only needing to shoot limited additional content to fill the time.
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(((BeerRabbi)))🍺 @beerrabbi.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
I'm sure plenty of Trekkies and Trekkers have already set upon you, @olbermann.bsky.social, but why not one more? Referring to an ailing Trump as "Captain Pike from the Pilot of Star Trek" is treknically incorrect. This is what he looked like in the pilot. He's the one on the left.
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(((BeerRabbi)))🍺 @beerrabbi.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
And voici! One day later, and I'm in the Old Age Gamers Club, and I've got my little shield flair in the game now. It cracks me up that 40 years later, I've still got a hobby working around Microsoft's machinations. Old Age Hackers FTW.
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(((BeerRabbi)))🍺 @beerrabbi.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Undeterred, I figured out that it was in fall of 2020 that MS removed the functionality from the apps and made clubs an "XBOX exclusive" feature. So I tracked down version 2006-0624-0047 from July of 2020, fired up an Android emulator, logged in with my MS credentials, and...
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(((BeerRabbi)))🍺 @beerrabbi.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
I was getting envious of some of the flair that Forza Horizon 5 players were sporting online. I've got the VIP crown, which wasn't an achievement, and I've got a few different badges earned that I can opt from, but there was a shield that some folks had that I couldn't get.
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(((BeerRabbi)))🍺 @beerrabbi.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
This one took a bit of upgrade tuning to the Reliant and a handful of attempts to achieve. No wonder only .72% of gamers accomplish this. Do you have any idea how hard it is to land an airborne three wheeler launched from sandy dirt hills without ending up turtled or worse?
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(((BeerRabbi)))🍺 @beerrabbi.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Anderson: What's got 4 eyes and cant see? Ward: What? Anderson: Mississippi
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(((BeerRabbi)))🍺 @beerrabbi.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
93 Places to Holiday Without Running Into RFKj.
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(((BeerRabbi)))🍺 @beerrabbi.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
From a Man in the Streets compilation of 100 years ago. "In my opinion, he's the south end of a northbound horse." Now there's an expression that needs reviving!
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(((BeerRabbi)))🍺 @beerrabbi.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Q. How is it that I've never seen The Man in the Glass Booth (1975) until now? A. It was part of the American Film Theatre series, an experiment in marketing films (based on plays) that would not otherwise have been able to get financing...
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(((BeerRabbi)))🍺 @beerrabbi.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Bugs Bunny's Looney Christmas Tales 1979 Totally missed it when I was a kid, like so many well placed cartoon jokes. Porky can't quite get the "don we now" verse finished, so Bugs has their resident Southerner, Foghorn Leghorn fill in, but he belts out "our GRAY apparel." TWICE
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(((BeerRabbi)))🍺 @beerrabbi.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Police Chase Chopper Commentary Winner of the Day Stu Mundel of @foxla.bsky.social "Oh look, there's Batman behind him," *switches to Michael Keaton whisper voice* "I'm Batman."
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(((BeerRabbi)))🍺 @beerrabbi.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
20, 20, 24 hours to go I wanna be sedatious
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(((BeerRabbi)))🍺 @beerrabbi.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Thank you, Universe! Signed, Microsoft Paint and (((BeerRabbi)))
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(((BeerRabbi)))🍺 @beerrabbi.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Cheers!
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(((BeerRabbi)))🍺 @beerrabbi.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Meant to do this earlier in the week. I'm sure many people beat me to first post. Nevertheless...
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(((BeerRabbi)))🍺 @beerrabbi.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
50/50 chance that I'm in the reflection of the window of Swan Oyster Depot. My neighborhood Walgreens is directly across the street.
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(((BeerRabbi)))🍺 @beerrabbi.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Backyard of the Mad Dog in the Fog 20+ years ago; the bartender, a big tattooed Scotsman who took breaks from bartending to tour with @qotsa-official.bsky.social, heard his little brother say "conversate." Pinned against a wall, he told him he'd beat the shit out of him if he ever heard it again.
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(((BeerRabbi)))🍺 @beerrabbi.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
(Where applicable)
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(((BeerRabbi)))🍺 @beerrabbi.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Did I just spend half a year trying to get an almost 10 year old delisted game working on my modern PC? For a chance to escape to Australia? Worth all the hours of troubleshooting and cleverman work! Now if you'll excuse me, it's Forza Horizon 3 time!
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(((BeerRabbi)))🍺 @beerrabbi.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
When you name your mobile carrier "Three," headline hilarity ensues when you have major outages.
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(((BeerRabbi)))🍺 @beerrabbi.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
For the last time, @wxyzdetroit.bsky.social , a Whippet is a cute little doggo, a Whip-It is a brand of Nitrous oxide canister.
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(((BeerRabbi)))🍺 @beerrabbi.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
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(((BeerRabbi)))🍺 @beerrabbi.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
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(((BeerRabbi)))🍺 @beerrabbi.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Where else are you going to hear Rock Hudson say, “I’ve got a gun cocked, ready to shoot your balls off?”
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(((BeerRabbi)))🍺 @beerrabbi.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
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(((BeerRabbi)))🍺 @beerrabbi.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Lovely day for football in Lichtenstein! I'm guessing this is their national stadium. It looks big enough to hold the entire population of the country.
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(((BeerRabbi)))🍺 @beerrabbi.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Microsoft gets points for consistency. Busy playing catch up with technology in the 90s. Sometimes resorting to stealing other companies tech. Introducing the XBOX portable! Huge news to those of us that have been playing XBOX games on our SteamDecks FOR YEARS. 🤣🤦‍♂️
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(((BeerRabbi)))🍺 @beerrabbi.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Everybody was so excited about the camera angle in one photo that made Taylor Swift look like she was pregnant, but I don't hear anyone discussing the fact that King Charles has a flipping talon!
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(((BeerRabbi)))🍺 @beerrabbi.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
This Battle of the Bond Villains between Elon and Trump is really heating up!
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(((BeerRabbi)))🍺 @beerrabbi.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
RUFKM? "...to realign with Trump's priority of reestablishing a warrior culture" - DoD "which is interesting seeing as Harvey Milk was a combat veteran, a decorated officer on a Navy rescue ship during the Korean War." - @jimmykimmel.com Hear, Hear!
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(((BeerRabbi)))🍺 @beerrabbi.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Hear ye, hear ye This court is now in session His Honor, Judge Pigmeat Markham presidin
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(((BeerRabbi)))🍺 @beerrabbi.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Terry Talks Movies, let's not pretend that The Spy Who Loved Me wasn't You Only Live Twice, with submarines substituted for spaceships. Never Say Never Again might've been the only 007 remake legally allowed outside of EON, because Kevin McClory, but TSWLM was a YOLT remake.
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(((BeerRabbi)))🍺 @beerrabbi.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
It looks like the Russians have copied us once again, and are using floats at their big parades.
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(((BeerRabbi)))🍺 @beerrabbi.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
This is Glen Doherty. He died in Benghazi. He is fondly remembered on this Memorial Day, for an epic Thanksgiving at my better half’s annual feast in the Lower Haight. 🍺
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(((BeerRabbi)))🍺 @beerrabbi.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
That's right, I am now officially rocking a VINTAGE iPhone 7 Plus. 🧐📱
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(((BeerRabbi)))🍺 @beerrabbi.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Never far from a beer. George Wendt's first "big" movie role was as "Bartender" in Clint Eastwood's 1980 movie Bronco Billy. He was uncredited in this 15 second role, but you can tell the man had chops. May his memory be a blessing. 🍺
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(((BeerRabbi)))🍺 @beerrabbi.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
This needs to be required viewing in every Geography class in the Estados Unidos. The Sword of Orion Sports Night: Season 1, Episode 18
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(((BeerRabbi)))🍺 @beerrabbi.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Anybody else notice that, according to his graphic, we will be giving Golden Dome protection to Baja California?! Does someone not know that Baja California isn't in California? Do these people even watch Sports Night at all?!
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(((BeerRabbi)))🍺 @beerrabbi.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
BREAKING | Trump announces ‘Golden Dome’ space missile defense program
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(((BeerRabbi)))🍺 @beerrabbi.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Project R has done it again! Shout out to @t3hd0gg.com for the amazing Recomp project. They've added support for Atari's best arcade racer AND the final arcade installment of The Rush franchise, 2049. It is gorgeous and I can't thank you enough! t3hd0gg.com/project-r/
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(((BeerRabbi)))🍺 @beerrabbi.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Sorry, @wmojo.bsky.social, if that is your real name, the IBM PCjr was successfully cloned into the Tandy 1000, one of the most prolific and successful IBM PC compatibles ever produced. The Tandy copied the PCjr's 4 voice Texas Instruments sound and it's 16 color graphics that beat the PC's CGA.
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(((BeerRabbi)))🍺 @beerrabbi.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
A reminder about Jake the Snake, from @olbermann.bsky.social From his podcast transcript - 5.8.24 (I tried linking the podcast audio, but OnMyFM seems to be having issues with archived material.)
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(((BeerRabbi)))🍺 @beerrabbi.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Jake Tapper is a climber that used my cousin to begin his ascent. Everybody knows that (((BeerRabbi))) is the real Tapper and that Jake is a fake.
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(((BeerRabbi)))🍺 @beerrabbi.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
I know the @rifftrax.com gang and I aren't getting any younger, but it hits differently when the old MST3K boys make two geriatric medication jokes about The Emperor/Palpatine in the course of their Star Wars riffing...and I'm taking both of them. Now kindly get off my lawn.
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(((BeerRabbi)))🍺 @beerrabbi.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
GOP’s FOP Prop Cop Fop Blows Top at Traffic Stop Gotta love these holier-than-thou LEO types that show up in the Oval Office for the signing of an executive order to 'unleash'" law enforcement agencies and then are immediately caught breaking the law and try
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(((BeerRabbi)))🍺 @beerrabbi.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
They share a tailor, and possibly a brain worm.
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(((BeerRabbi)))🍺 @beerrabbi.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Sadly, that only applies to Highlanders and not MacLeods. This is definitely that mouth breather Duncan’s car, not Connor.
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(((BeerRabbi)))🍺 @beerrabbi.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
How do you put this vanity plate on a Toyota that isn’t a Highlander? 🗡⚡️
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(((BeerRabbi)))🍺 @beerrabbi.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Take my money, and my teeth!
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