BeerCanSam @beercansam.bsky.social · 17/03/2026This is how I feel these days. But I’m not sure what the “it” is that started it. 020
BeerCanSam @beercansam.bsky.social · 16/03/2026Wait a minute…it’s not Wednesday.media.tenor.coma woman is smiling with the words on wednesdays we wear pinkALT: a woman is smiling with the words on wednesdays we wear pink 011
BeerCanSam @beercansam.bsky.social · 17/01/2026Society: “Here’s the ideal male body.” Me: “Ugh, I hate unrealistic beauty standards.” Also me: hits follow on another jacked dude on Bluesky 040
BeerCanSam @beercansam.bsky.social · 23/11/2025Hairy asses are my weakness, and his is hitting every button. 160
BeerCanSam @beercansam.bsky.social · 23/11/2025I can take a lot of things deep without making a sound, but the toothbrush taps my tongue and I’m over here retching like a back-alley confession. 😭🪥🐻 0130
BeerCanSam @beercansam.bsky.social · 17/09/2025I’ve never seen it in person, but damn do I love this man’s dick. 050
Reposted by BeerCanSamCeeJay @adiego25.bsky.social · 21/08/2025Show off.... lol. I love it, tho. ❤️ 538387
BeerCanSam @beercansam.bsky.social · 18/08/2025I’m the guy you circle back to after all your “better options” don’t pan out. 4100
BeerCanSam @beercansam.bsky.social · 16/08/2025It’s hard not to notice—at camp, everyone’s got a circle. I’ve just got dots scattered around. 0190
BeerCanSam @beercansam.bsky.social · 15/08/2025Not all nudity is sexual. But Bluesky seems to think otherwise. 020
BeerCanSam @beercansam.bsky.social · 15/08/2025Tonight’s remedy: bubble bath. Tomorrow’s plan: camp. Feeling slightly more alive. 0190
BeerCanSam @beercansam.bsky.social · 12/08/2025Day 8 of feeling like trash. This upper respiratory virus is still hanging around, but the steroids are kicking in. Fewer bouts of shortness of breath today, so maybe I’m finally on the mend. Now if only sleep would cooperate. 080
BeerCanSam @beercansam.bsky.social · 12/08/2025Yeah, but this is more the nudist/body positivity side of me talking. Not just the gay side. 😉 110
BeerCanSam @beercansam.bsky.social · 12/08/2025When I hired you as a coach, I would have never of thought I’d see this much of you. And I’m not complaining. Lmao. 110
BeerCanSam @beercansam.bsky.social · 09/08/2025Just saw the Himeros cock rings… $400+? Nah, my dick’s cool, but not that cool. 😂 010
BeerCanSam @beercansam.bsky.social · 08/08/2025Love that ring. Might have to look into getting one like that. 010
BeerCanSam @beercansam.bsky.social · 01/08/2025It’s been a minute since I dropped a #FatCockFriday. Happy Friday, boys 🐓🍑 #fcf 0300
BeerCanSam @beercansam.bsky.social · 04/07/2025One week. No clothes. All freedom. Naked at camp for the Fourth 🇺🇸🔥 2201
BeerCanSam @beercansam.bsky.social · 14/06/2025Smile, nod, keep walking. That’s the routine. No one sees the hollowed-out version of me behind it all. I share a home with someone I used to love—now we’re just coexisting. 040
BeerCanSam @beercansam.bsky.social · 13/05/2025Just saw this quote: “Heal out loud. We almost lost you in silence.” Thinking of the queer friends I’ve lost to suicide over the years. The pain they carried quietly. The battles no one saw. Please—talk. Cry. Scream. Ask for help. Your voice matters. Your life matters. 020
BeerCanSam @beercansam.bsky.social · 04/05/2025Haven’t played with this toy in forever. Who wants to grab the controls? c.lovense-api.com/gcls/4s8xb4kt 1121
BeerCanSam @beercansam.bsky.social · 29/04/2025Taking some self-care time in the tub. These rolls are carb-free if you’re hungry. Self-love and bubble baths for the win. 0181
BeerCanSam @beercansam.bsky.social · 28/04/2025The last 36 hours have been brutal. I’m crying over every little thing. It’s overwhelming. Mental health matters — take care of yourself. 010
BeerCanSam @beercansam.bsky.social · 28/04/2025Monday mood: suited up (well, mostly). #MonochromeMonday #mcm 1231
BeerCanSam @beercansam.bsky.social · 27/04/2025To quote our conversation from a couple weeks ago, “It’s uncut, of course I’m going to go look.” Happy that I get to see both sides of you. 110
BeerCanSam @beercansam.bsky.social · 27/04/2025White Party look from last night! Also, shoutout to my socks for having a very unexpected message on the bottom… accidentally on brand, honestly. 151