John Cenablade Chronicles @beelzebulbasaur.bsky.social · 29/09/2026genuinely hard to overstate how badly it’s damaged the whole retro scene’s vibe. everyone’s completely suspicious of everything now. the mood is rancid 2611
John Cenablade Chronicles @beelzebulbasaur.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Is it that strange? I feel like I was the only one on earth who didn’t know Johnny did both and got caught with a real shocker when I first booted up P4 Arena 111
John Cenablade Chronicles @beelzebulbasaur.bsky.social · 26/08/2026must be demoralizing to spend all that time on on all those big graphics just to get demolished by the friend game about nootnoot pikmin 0100
John Cenablade Chronicles @beelzebulbasaur.bsky.social · 08/07/2026This one’s been haunting me for a while 4280
John Cenablade Chronicles @beelzebulbasaur.bsky.social · 04/07/2026they used to ease you in way back! and there was just generally a lot less to juggle. now every one of these assumes you’ve been slowly boiled in the mmo pot for ten years. wonder if it’s the same for gacha 030
John Cenablade Chronicles @beelzebulbasaur.bsky.social · 04/07/2026I got an interesting dose of reality when my partner tried ffxiv with me and the ui absolutely overwhelmed her even at level 1. like oh hey I sure have spent a long time learning a very specific skill on how to filter a lot specific info. but also I’ll die forever before learning it for gacha 110
John Cenablade Chronicles @beelzebulbasaur.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Immediately thought of this but I’m not sure it counts 1100
Reposted by John Cenablade Chroniclesactual coastline @actualcoastline.bsky.social · 06/05/2026white people be like [posts screenshots from baroque (1998)] 211834
John Cenablade Chronicles @beelzebulbasaur.bsky.social · 29/04/2026excited for the cottage industry on tutorials for how to avoid getting false flagged by every company and local govt’s ai systems 010
John Cenablade Chronicles @beelzebulbasaur.bsky.social · 23/04/2026That’s an incredible backdrop for starcraft fans who’ll get to feel robbed twice 020
John Cenablade Chronicles @beelzebulbasaur.bsky.social · 13/04/2026We’ll see who’s calling remakes cynical after we’ve made sure every game has the microwave corridor 0181
John Cenablade Chronicles @beelzebulbasaur.bsky.social · 07/04/2026In early access he laughed and refused to let you pause until you unlocked an upgrade and I wish they’d commit to that. he was SO indignant the first time your pause worked 2170
John Cenablade Chronicles @beelzebulbasaur.bsky.social · 24/03/2026This should've qualified Summoning Salt for Best Picture 2023 050
Reposted by John Cenablade ChroniclesBrandon Sheffield @brandon.insertcredit.com · 16/03/2026I was asked to give my thoughts on generative AI usage in games - here they are! 109120034770
John Cenablade Chronicles @beelzebulbasaur.bsky.social · 05/03/2026“The user's full Discord Bearer authentication token was found written in plaintext inside the game log file.” holyyyyyy shiiiiiiiiiiiiit 1493
John Cenablade Chronicles @beelzebulbasaur.bsky.social · 22/02/2026Had so much fun with a quad arms and axes build built off a marauder, it’s just a little fragile up front. but once it gets rolling you’re doing tons of attacks and limbs are flying everywhere. my longest run ended when a jerk somehow reflected my attacks back and I chopped my own head off 270
John Cenablade Chronicles @beelzebulbasaur.bsky.social · 13/02/2026leaving my ai girlfriend on read during peak hours. because of broke 020
John Cenablade Chronicles @beelzebulbasaur.bsky.social · 07/02/2026can’t say gabagool once without wanting to say gabagool at least five times 050
John Cenablade Chronicles @beelzebulbasaur.bsky.social · 22/01/2026it might be for the best, those 5-10 years when their 2D art team was operating on levels previously only believed theoretical have indelibly changed me in ways I’ll never fully understand 010
John Cenablade Chronicles @beelzebulbasaur.bsky.social · 22/01/2026It’s been tough for everyone out there 24 years ahead of the curve on Dragon Quarter but I think the people might finally be ready 110
John Cenablade Chronicles @beelzebulbasaur.bsky.social · 19/01/2026this channel absolutely nefarious on the "convincing me to spend fifty dollars" front 020
John Cenablade Chronicles @beelzebulbasaur.bsky.social · 16/01/2026super fair but that game is the most 10/10 a 7/10 can get, to me 040
Reposted by John Cenablade ChroniclesAevee Bee @mammonmachine.bsky.social · 16/01/2026A 7/10 review of Breath of Fire V: Dragon Quarter backloggd.com/games/breath...backloggd.comBreath of Fire: Dragon Quarter (2002)Breath of Fire: Dragon Quarter is a radical departure from the previous titles of the Breath of Fire series, and in some ways from standard Japanese-style role-playing games in general. The game is bu... 2235
John Cenablade Chronicles @beelzebulbasaur.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Her: when’s the last time you cried? Me, tearing up remembering the day I found out a bunch of west coast friends had never heard of pierogi: that night we watched Look Back 130
Reposted by John Cenablade ChroniclesFrank Cifaldi @frankcifaldi.bsky.social · 25/12/2025Merry Christmas! If you'd like to spend 45 minutes celebrating video game history with me, we're about to debut The Untold Story of the Nintendo Entertainment System. I worked on his ALL YEAR, and I genuinely think it will reshape how we all think about the system. www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJvp...youtube.comThe Untold Story of the Nintendo Entertainment SystemYouTube video by The Video Game History Foundation 361679563
Reposted by John Cenablade Chronicles🏳️⚧️Jet Set Willært (Critical Kate) @katewillaert.bsky.social · 20/12/2025Who coined "Metroidvania"? It wasn't @jparish.bsky.social, and he'll be the first to tell you. Besides, there are far more interesting questions, like: How did it spread? Evolve? And what's it got to do with rickrolling? Watch til the end for a post-credits sting. www.youtube.com/watch?v=8set...youtube.comThe History Of The Word "Metroidvania" And How It SpreadYouTube video by Critical Kate (of A Critical Hit!) 36827228
John Cenablade Chronicles @beelzebulbasaur.bsky.social · 20/11/2025Can't believe Necrosoft put me in Demonschool 030
John Cenablade Chronicles @beelzebulbasaur.bsky.social · 16/11/2025Huge thanks for this, it’s the fourth switch I’ve picked up and the first one that actually works at all 110
Reposted by John Cenablade ChroniclesNecrosoft Games @necrosoftgames.com · 05/11/2025TWO WEEKS UNTIL DEMONSCHOOL 381973503
John Cenablade Chronicles @beelzebulbasaur.bsky.social · 03/12/2024My grand master weapon smith was bitten by a vampire, so I locked her up in a little tower outside the fort. While my dwarves were busy dealing with an invasion from the caverns below, she somehow exploded so hard that a ring of fire burned down the surface of the earth 518411
