Beelzebird @beelzebird.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Can't stop imagining an AI playing so many video games it fucks up its hands and wrists. More likely to happen than the other RSI! 010
Reposted by BeelzebirdBeelzebird @beelzebird.bsky.social · 24/01/2025I think we'll all be needing this image occasionally. 02711
Beelzebird @beelzebird.bsky.social · 03/02/2026We've left behind "firebombing a Walmart" and entered "You believe in peaceful protests? That pales in effectiveness to my strategy, firebombing a dumpster". 100
Beelzebird @beelzebird.bsky.social · 01/07/2025Maybe I should not consume much political content when it is so hot here (about 90F). I'm already frustrated and exhausted and I don't need more of either. 110
Beelzebird @beelzebird.bsky.social · 27/06/2025If you're Sephiroth posting I will not take you seriously unless you can back it up by assuming a more powerful and monstrous form. 000
Beelzebird @beelzebird.bsky.social · 25/06/2025It's possible I may start being active here again. Maybe some time I'll even post when it's not past midnight for me! 010
Beelzebird @beelzebird.bsky.social · 01/02/2025This is going to be a time of very high anxiety for me, and I'm going to have to do some things differently and some things extra to take care of myself. But I'm not giving up, however long this presidency lasts. I hope all of you who are reading this will endure with me. I know we can do this. 000
Beelzebird @beelzebird.bsky.social · 27/01/2025I should write silly little poems and songs more often. 000
Beelzebird @beelzebird.bsky.social · 26/01/2025Sometimes I feel a little sad about deleting the previous version of this account. That's a lot of funny posts gone. But I needed to disentangle myself from some people and I didn't originally plan on returning. 120
Beelzebird @beelzebird.bsky.social · 24/01/2025Torn between wanting to read news and stay informed, and not wanting to stress myself out about things I cannot meaningfully affect. Also, a lot of news outlets are shitty. 000
Beelzebird @beelzebird.bsky.social · 24/01/2025I think we'll all be needing this image occasionally. 02711
Beelzebird @beelzebird.bsky.social · 22/01/2025But, like, seriously. Now I feel kind of like doing some fantasy worldbuilding where weird heretical offshoots of religions tend to have particularly weird leaders like awakened animals. 000
Beelzebird @beelzebird.bsky.social · 21/01/2025Today is one of those days where I feel like shaking the pillars of heaven, but I know I'll have to settle for surviving. 000
Reposted by BeelzebirdBeelzebird @beelzebird.bsky.social · 20/01/2025At times it will be exhausting. At times I will practically beg for things to have been any other way. But at the other end I will still be alive, and I hope I will have helped others to make it, too. 001
Reposted by BeelzebirdBeelzebird @beelzebird.bsky.social · 20/01/2025I've survived this before and I can survive it again. 101
Beelzebird @beelzebird.bsky.social · 20/01/2025I've survived this before and I can survive it again. 101
Reposted by BeelzebirdBeelzebird @beelzebird.bsky.social · 20/01/2025I think today is a particularly good day to spend playing video games 011
Beelzebird @beelzebird.bsky.social · 17/01/2025I hope to get comfortable being on bluesky again, with time. It got quite uncomfortable for me the last time I was here. 000
Beelzebird @beelzebird.bsky.social · 16/01/2025I am thinking about that one time in Pathfinder where I had my character eat the only copy of her arrest warrant. 010