Beelze @beelzebats.bsky.social · 14hI've said it before and I'll say it again; Drifter from Deadlock is so fucking funny. He's older than america, he's killed more people than he can remember, he's wanted dead by literally everyone but he also loves jazz and gets flustered when he accidentally said something flirty. 020
Beelze @beelzebats.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Eupd8: got sent halfway across the country at the crack of dawn only to sit in an emergency room for (currently) 4 hours despite the surgery being scheduled for 8AM. (3 hours ago) 011
Beelze @beelzebats.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Eye upd8: need to stay overnight at the hospital due to fucky eyeball :( 000
Beelze @beelzebats.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I also found out today that my pain threshold in my eyes is significantly higher than normal. My eye got pressure enough to cause nerve damage and my doctors like: "most people would be throwing up from pain at this level how are you so calm????" And im like "well I am in pain but 🤷♀️" 000
Beelze @beelzebats.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Eye upd8: that bitch boutta blow, enough pressure in that thang to inflate a tire 000
Beelze @beelzebats.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Don't you just love it when you've lost eyesight in one of your eyes, it hurts, is bloodshot and a bit swollen, and the hospital doesn't do walk-ins until Monday :) 000
Beelze @beelzebats.bsky.social · 26/09/2026My boyfriend fractured his shoulder and my left eye stopped working at the same goddamn time so I help him carry stuff and he helps me find things 000
Beelze @beelzebats.bsky.social · 25/09/2026When the small group of friends you made in rehab makes a snapchat talking about how much they all miss eachother, tagging everyone but you. 👍 000
Reposted by BeelzeTHUNK DA PEON @thunkdapeon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026HEY. YOUS DOING OKEE. YOUS NO GOTTA BE IMPRESSIVE. YOUS NO GOTTA BE AHEAD. YOUS NO GOTTA HAVE A PLAN. YOUS JUST GOTTA DO DA NEXT THING IN FRONT OF YOUS AND DEN DA ONE AFTER DAT. DAT HOW WALL GET BUILT. ONE ROCK. DEN ANOTHER ROCK. NOBUDDEE EVER BUILD WALL BY WORRYING BOUT ROCK NUMBAH FOUR HUNNERD. 814852
Beelze @beelzebats.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Thw fucking whiplash you get when going from reading a necron book and their incomprehensible names and titles and ships and whatnot- To "BIG MEK GUTSTOMPA AND HIS SNAZZHAMMER" When switching over to an ork book 000
Beelze @beelzebats.bsky.social · 15/09/2026A favorite nonsense crossover HC of mine will always be Reaper(OW) is the new host of the Walrider(Outlast) because it just syncs up so perfectly. Despite being, you know, two completely different universes as well as my ongoing hatred for Overwatch 000
Beelze @beelzebats.bsky.social · 15/09/2026So I finished the Infinite and the Divine yesterday and is now having the urge to get straight into The wicked and the warped but I am broke af and also have an Ork book that needs finishing beforehand 000
Beelze @beelzebats.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Final chapters of the infinite and the divine, in memes: 000
Beelze @beelzebats.bsky.social · 14/09/2026The inifinite and the divine upd8: TRAZYN YOU GIANT DUMBASS WHAT HAVE YOU DONE 000
Beelze @beelzebats.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Da drifta in outlast trials Call that an all-you-can-eat buffet 782365872 reagents dead Easterman is a fuck 000
Beelze @beelzebats.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Jag har fan aldrig varit med om ett politiskt parti som slåss mot fler väderkvarnar än SD. Herregud. 000
Beelze @beelzebats.bsky.social · 26/08/2026First Dolly and now Tim as well :C Worst week of 2026 by FAR :C 110
Beelze @beelzebats.bsky.social · 24/08/2026THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT THIS RIGHT HERE GOOD SHIT RIGHT HERE MMMH YEAH RIGHT HERE 000
Beelze @beelzebats.bsky.social · 21/08/2026At the eye doctor atm and therr is an old man here whos breathing sounds like a gameshow buzzer. Its just HRRRRRG HRRRRG HRRRG every 0.5 seconds and its starting to drill through my skull. 001
Beelze @beelzebats.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Me entering the Outlast Trials fandom: oh wow all of these people are fucking horrid how tf do any of them have horny fans Me, like 13 years ago: omg hiiii Trager hiiii ♡♡♡ 020
Beelze @beelzebats.bsky.social · 14/08/2026In deadlock, all the known vampires have red hands, either blood soaked or wearing red gloves. Deadlock is made by Valve. Does that make the Medic from TF2 a vampire? It should make him a vampire. 011
Beelze @beelzebats.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Being sick means staying in my room all day which means more time for my brainworms to make up dumb fannons. Because like why is Drifter so Alucard(Hellsing) coded? Dude could just straight up be the bird of Hermes after they no longer felt the need to eat their own wings 000
Beelze @beelzebats.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Oh great you're sick you know what that means! *Proceeds to have to blow my nose three times a minute for the foreseeable future* 000
Beelze @beelzebats.bsky.social · 13/08/2026"Simulating civilization in (x)" Aka: Everyone was having fun building until a single guy decided to ruin everything for everyone. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. 000
Beelze @beelzebats.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Åter igen överväldigad av lust för en lila gruvarbetande alv 000
Beelze @beelzebats.bsky.social · 10/08/2026I have a mighty need to see Drifter and Venator as Alucard and Anderson from Hellsing Ultimate Abridged but I have no fucking idea how to animate that 000
Beelze @beelzebats.bsky.social · 08/08/2026HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE BEST CRINGEFAIL CLOWN IN ALL OF FICTION 000
Beelze @beelzebats.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Me watching Barracuda queens s2: Oh haha that painting actually got stolen in real life by three masked men who later escaped in a boat- *That almost exact thing happens* It said "inspired by true events" and I am stupid. 000
Beelze @beelzebats.bsky.social · 06/08/2026"Yeah hi so the medicine you've been taking is fucking up your kidneys so you wont be taking them anymore" I KNEW IT WAS THE FUCKING PILLS I KNEW IT I HAVE BEEN FEELING LIKE SHIT ALL WEEK AND NOW I DON'T HAVE TO TOUGH IT OUT ANYMORE THANK YOU MISS EYE DOCTOR 000
Beelze @beelzebats.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Funny how after a while in rehab you can kinda tell who's going to stay and finish their time there and whos going to have a mental breakdown and escape out the window in the middle of the night about 1 month in. 000
Beelze @beelzebats.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I'm going home on the 18th and I've just realised there is only one girl left here whos been here longer than I, everyone else has left. Feels odd to be the "elder" when I had no fucking clue what I was doing 6 months ago. 000
Beelze @beelzebats.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Reached the "NEEDS MORE FUCKING THERMAL CORES AGAIN" part of Palworld 000
Beelze @beelzebats.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Tell me why we got a comedian in Sweden with a name that literally translates to "Taking a picture of Thanos" 000
Beelze @beelzebats.bsky.social · 03/08/2026CAN THE HOSPITAL GIVE ME LIKE A 5 MINUTE BREAK. I'M ALREADY TAKING MEDICINE THAT MAKES ME SUPER TIRED AND WEAK AND NOW SUDDENLY MY DIABETES TEAM WANTS BLOOD PRESSURE READINGS 4 TIMES A DAY ON SET INTERVALS 000
Beelze @beelzebats.bsky.social · 03/08/2026PIDF officer: Man this guy is such a HOT HEAD, the BROTHERS OF THE ETERNAL PYRE sure picked up a raging INFERNO of a guy, ever since he joined he really stroked the EMBERS of their ambition. Me: oh wow better bring my water types for this fight #Palworld devs:static.klipy.comJ. Jonah Jameson's Iconic LaughALT: J. Jonah Jameson's Iconic Laugh 020
Beelze @beelzebats.bsky.social · 01/08/2026"This boss is a bit higher level than me, better summon my Blazamut to help me fi- and the boss is down wow that was quick" 000
Beelze @beelzebats.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Who controls the airspace in Feybreak and WHO TF KEEPS PISSING IN THEIR COFFEE 000
Beelze @beelzebats.bsky.social · 01/08/2026I have entered into lategame Palworld which means EVERYTHING IS TEDIOUS TO CRAFT. And to make a faster crafter I first need to craft these 12 other costly structures made out of "takesforevertosmelt-ium" and I need 3 million of those plus computers that are made up of 57 different materials 000
Beelze @beelzebats.bsky.social · 29/07/2026I'm already on like max dosage for three different blood pressure meds WHY DOES TAKING A SHOWER FEEL LIKE RUNNING A MARATHON 000
Beelze @beelzebats.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Some luck in an otherwise unlucky situation: My newly repaired tooth decided to crack down the middle but the procesure to fix it was quick, painless and most importntly; free 001
Beelze @beelzebats.bsky.social · 26/07/2026"Holy fuck why am I so fucking tired and weak, is it the medicine? But the doctor only warned me againt nausea?" I said and googled the most common side effects, which were tiredness and weakness, with nausea only in the "uncommon" section. 000