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✧。⁠*☆.゚BeelzeBarf .゚☆*。✧

@beelzebarf.bsky.social
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she|her 3️⃣4️⃣ 🐈‍⬛🐀🐁🐁 Gay 🩷💛🩵 Goth 🦇🎃🖤 Goblin 🗡️👽🧶 MDNI🔞 there are parts of your future self in you waiting to emerge but you have to become unrecognizable slime first🦋🐛

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Aasa T 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @rosgakori.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Anyways.
kill the imposter syndrome in you head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they're also using chat gpt to do it
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✧。⁠*☆.゚BeelzeBarf .゚☆*。✧ @beelzebarf.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
I have realized that my ideal aesthetic is a combination of Eureeka and Elvira and the fortune telling chihuahua from Courage the Cowardly Dog.
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✧。⁠*☆.゚BeelzeBarf .゚☆*。✧ @beelzebarf.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
There's about to be a lot venting and disorganized musings from me. The ex I was with for 15 years died yesterday. I have basically no followers and few IRL friends here so this is gonna have to satisfy my desire to say shit but not to ppl who knew him. Unfollow if I become annoying.
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✧。⁠*☆.゚BeelzeBarf .゚☆*。✧ @beelzebarf.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Me at the end of the day: whelp, I'm bogging off. Coworker: do you mean logging off? Me: I do not.
Rainy peat bog
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✧。⁠*☆.゚BeelzeBarf .゚☆*。✧ @beelzebarf.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Luteal phase hit me like a goddamn Mac truck when I have a whimsical event tomorrow I've been looking forward to and now I feel like a bear that's had their hibernation interrupted
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✧。⁠*☆.゚BeelzeBarf .゚☆*。✧ @beelzebarf.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
As someone who communicates primarily in gifs I am very vexed about the tenor situation
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a brick wall with the word shaka in white letters
ALT: a brick wall with the word shaka in white letters
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✧。⁠*☆.゚BeelzeBarf .゚☆*。✧ @beelzebarf.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
and it slaps
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hi it’s me @espeonxcx.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
A corgi with text that says I think it’s very brave and sexy of me to continue living
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✧。⁠*☆.゚BeelzeBarf .゚☆*。✧ @beelzebarf.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
2016 & 2026
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✧。⁠*☆.゚BeelzeBarf .゚☆*。✧ @beelzebarf.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Betelgeuse has a companion star and if they dont name it Lydia imma be mad
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✧。⁠*☆.゚BeelzeBarf .゚☆*。✧ @beelzebarf.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
why is trader joes always like that ???
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✧。⁠*☆.゚BeelzeBarf .゚☆*。✧ @beelzebarf.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
I've been on a kick where all I want is sourdough toast with butter and pepper jack cheese on top. Between that and rebrewing my tea throughout the day I have accidentally adopted the diet of dungeon prisoner.
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✧。⁠*☆.゚BeelzeBarf .゚☆*。✧ @beelzebarf.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Today was my last day working for Planned Parenthood. On Monday I start a new job that still works closely with my local PP but its really hard to leave behind the safety of the familiar and kind and supportive team that shaped my early career. Its good growth but...im nervous.
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✧。⁠*☆.゚BeelzeBarf .゚☆*。✧ @beelzebarf.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
My ex sent me a follow request on Instagram and it is making my stomach churn. I want to be the type who forgives but I don't think I can. but I also don't want him to be sad or mad if I block him. Its been literal years why do I immediately revert back to survival mode over literally nothing.
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✧。⁠*☆.゚BeelzeBarf .゚☆*。✧ @beelzebarf.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Fuck Yeah we got it 🙏 Connections Puzzle #862 🟨🟩🟨🟪 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪
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✧。⁠*☆.゚BeelzeBarf .゚☆*。✧ @beelzebarf.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Well that explains why I can't do connections. Got mah wordle tho 🤘 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟨🟨⬛⬛ 🟨⬛🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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✧。⁠*☆.゚BeelzeBarf .゚☆*。✧ @beelzebarf.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
He likes the lay with his ass on my shoulder and his chin on a boob.
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✧。⁠*☆.゚BeelzeBarf .゚☆*。✧ @beelzebarf.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
I'm starting to think RFKJr's Special Interest™ is creating alternative causes of Autism.
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✧。⁠*☆.゚BeelzeBarf .゚☆*。✧ @beelzebarf.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
I've gotten up three times to check my kettle because it started faintly whistling only to find it barely warm...the whistling is my nose 🫠
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✧。⁠*☆.゚BeelzeBarf .゚☆*。✧ @beelzebarf.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Looking for moots #promosky Oddities / Vulture Culture 💀 Horror 🔪 Cryptids 🧌 Fantasy 🧚‍♀️ Renaissance Festival🏰 Pet Rats 🐀 Black Cats 🐈‍⬛ Witch 🧹✨ Goth 🦇 Pathfinder & TTRPG 🗡️ Crafting 🧶 Books 📚 Pansexual / Bisexual/Demisexual 🏳️‍🌈 Marine Biology 🪸 Astronomy ☄️ Ghesties 🩶 I'm 34 (no minors)
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Ren🌷--COMMS OPEN 🟢 @ren134.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
A list of commission prices: Character Sheet on sale for 15$, Colored Bust on Sale for 12.50$, B+W Bust 7.50$, & Pixel Sprite 3.50$
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✧。⁠*☆.゚BeelzeBarf .゚☆*。✧ @beelzebarf.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Blumhouse, you greedy wretch.
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✧。⁠*☆.゚BeelzeBarf .゚☆*。✧ @beelzebarf.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
For reasons only the devil knows, I have The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny stuck in my head. Of all things my neurons have held on to this???
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✧。⁠*☆.゚BeelzeBarf .゚☆*。✧ @beelzebarf.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
How long are you supposed to chew underbrush gum for?
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✧。⁠*☆.゚BeelzeBarf .゚☆*。✧ @beelzebarf.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Spooky Szn 🎃🖤
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✧。⁠*☆.゚BeelzeBarf .゚☆*。✧ @beelzebarf.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
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✧。⁠*☆.゚BeelzeBarf .゚☆*。✧ @beelzebarf.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Insane Evanescence and MCR last night and it was AMAZING. I have no words it was just amazing and beautiful and the crowd was alive and invested. Magical.
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✧。⁠*☆.゚BeelzeBarf .゚☆*。✧ @beelzebarf.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
The "Fuck Your Feelings" people are very sensitive about their feelings and seem to want that respected today. Fascinating 🤨
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✧。⁠*☆.゚BeelzeBarf .゚☆*。✧ @beelzebarf.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
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✧。⁠*☆.゚BeelzeBarf .゚☆*。✧ @beelzebarf.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
youtu.be/AKevy6Bzkng?... If you have seen the decline of subcultures and the rise of fascism and struggled to articulate the connection, Dasia did it perfectly.
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the eminem sized hole in white america
YouTube video by Dasia Sade
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✧。⁠*☆.゚BeelzeBarf .゚☆*。✧ @beelzebarf.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Tabernacle of Oddities was fun but I think it was smaller since it conflicted with DragonCon
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✧。⁠*☆.゚BeelzeBarf .゚☆*。✧ @beelzebarf.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
more reliable than any tracker is my sudden overwhelming craving for sushi
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✧。⁠*☆.゚BeelzeBarf .゚☆*。✧ @beelzebarf.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Day 51 no AC. My pores weep. My flesh stinks. My hair lies limp and greasy. Dear gods, when will it end?
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✧。⁠*☆.゚BeelzeBarf .゚☆*。✧ @beelzebarf.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
All the beautiful murals in the streets of the town I grew up in have not been granted exception from the new law
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✧。⁠*☆.゚BeelzeBarf .゚☆*。✧ @beelzebarf.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Trying to get my brain to switch to work mode and utterly failing ,✌️
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✧。⁠*☆.゚BeelzeBarf .゚☆*。✧ @beelzebarf.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
🖤😈This is my 666th post 😈🖤
Black and white photo of a woman in a black sweatshirt that says Gay Goth Goblin.
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✧。⁠*☆.゚BeelzeBarf .゚☆*。✧ @beelzebarf.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
I want to show @hankgreen.bsky.social my favorite thrift store find: this picture of Mrs. Doubtfire and mildly uncomfortable young John Green.
Vintage photo (40s or 50s) of an older bespectacled  woman in a floral dress who looks vaguely like Mrs Doubtfire and a bespectacled boy in a suit with a slight grimace leaning next to her.
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✧。⁠*☆.゚BeelzeBarf .゚☆*。✧ @beelzebarf.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Next time you're in Orlando , go check out Prometheus Esoterica. This season's theme: Cryptids. Next season? H A L L O W E E N
Faux taxidermy chupacabra (maybe) with a furless Kangaroo-Like body, thin bonytail, mohawk-like fur down the spine, porcupine quills along the spine, orange cat-like eyes, tall pointy ears, and a face like a canine. Against a black and gold damask background.
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✧。⁠*☆.゚BeelzeBarf .゚☆*。✧ @beelzebarf.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
It's Friday and I want to S C R E A M
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✧。⁠*☆.゚BeelzeBarf .゚☆*。✧ @beelzebarf.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
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✧。⁠*☆.゚BeelzeBarf .゚☆*。✧ @beelzebarf.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Cat tax for being gone for a week.
Black cat lying on his back green eyes focused in the middle distance mouth agape looks either offended or stoned
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✧。⁠*☆.゚BeelzeBarf .゚☆*。✧ @beelzebarf.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
💚💙🧡💜
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✧。⁠*☆.゚BeelzeBarf .゚☆*。✧ @beelzebarf.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
We hold these truths to be self evident: when holding tongs one must click clack like a crab and ice coffee must be swishy swirled noisily.
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✧。⁠*☆.゚BeelzeBarf .゚☆*。✧ @beelzebarf.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
There is a single mosquito in my house and she wants me dead
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✧。⁠*☆.゚BeelzeBarf .゚☆*。✧ @beelzebarf.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
🍃carnip
Squinty black cat with eye crusts. He looks high.
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✧。⁠*☆.゚BeelzeBarf .゚☆*。✧ @beelzebarf.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Listening to Evanescence's Fallen album. Did everyone get this cd with their sexual/ religious trauma and maladaptive daydreaming/dissociative disorder in the 00's or just everyone I know?
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✧。⁠*☆.゚BeelzeBarf .゚☆*。✧ @beelzebarf.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Hate everything about my weight gain except these Double D's
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two cartoon characters are standing next to each other with one covering his eyes
ALT: two cartoon characters are standing next to each other with one covering his eyes
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✧。⁠*☆.゚BeelzeBarf .゚☆*。✧ @beelzebarf.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
The rattos have been with my parents while my AC has been out ( for a month!) and the geezerly Al is "sleeping a lot". I'm headed over but I have the feeling today will be a goodbye.
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✧。⁠*☆.゚BeelzeBarf .゚☆*。✧ @beelzebarf.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Passive aggressive toxic positivity in the workplace will be my motive for murder.
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