Reposted by Beelijah🌸 Miss Candle🕯️ @candlekit.bsky.social · 12hHuh, well this isn't half bad... 12561
Beelijah @beelijah.bsky.social · 29/09/2026This is what everyone who's never worn a diaper before thinks they sound like Also, TMI Tuesday! "Ignore how messy my bedroom is!" Edition! 2263
Beelijah @beelijah.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Playing with my padded training bra > Playing with my boobs 1130
Beelijah @beelijah.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I know regression can feel unfair, but you need to remember: that's the point of it It's not nearly as fun to mess with a jerk who knows they deserve it, when it could be the shy cutie who's just out for a walk who's now terrified, and trying to squirm away from a diaper check in their pram 17612
Beelijah @beelijah.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Real talk, death-stares and bondage is just a top-tier vibe. Something hits just right, about people who'd absolutely tear you apart, if they didn't have their mouths plugged and their arms bound. Especially if they're being cooed at about the big, thick disposable they'd do anything to avoid using 0193
Beelijah @beelijah.bsky.social · 27/09/2026This. Of the times I've lost someone in my life, I never wished I'd spoken with them less, or regretted telling them how much I loved them. My friends are precious to me, and I do everything I can to make sure they know it. 15717
Beelijah @beelijah.bsky.social · 27/09/2026People underestimate just how much the undervalued "Third party who absolutely hates it" Adds to any funtimes you're having The one in the bitchsuit giving you a deathstare, who hates how dirty their diaper is. Or the one strapped to a highchair who isn't enjoying babyfood nearly as much as you are 03712
Beelijah @beelijah.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I've already decided I'm turning you into a smelly, drooly baby, but I'd still watch my tongue. I'm already miffed with you, but the angrier I am, the more big sisters you get too. Babyhood sucks, but trust me, it's worse there's a minivan full of big girls helping your new Mommy with EVERYTHING~ 0344
Reposted by BeelijahTeacher's Pet Tia! @crimsoni.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Slightly sadistic big sister who used to make you eat gross health food like cod liver oil for your own good, to fussy nursling newborn whimpering at the sight of the leaky boobs she has to drink from for her own good! 2335
Beelijah @beelijah.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Regression is great at putting vain people in their place Fixated on a flat tummy? Now you have a pudgy lil belly Spending hours on your hair? Now the only style that works is a single ponytail on top Expensive fashion? With the messes you make, anything you wear needs to be semi-disposable... 0524
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Beelijah @beelijah.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Regressees often act a little too big for their britches. Bossiness, bad attitudes, and insisting they don't need help with anything Thankfully, it tends to clear up once they realize they can't undo their own overalls, and shortly after need someone to change a very full pullup and give them a hug 0398
Beelijah @beelijah.bsky.social · 23/09/2026TMI Tuesday, pretty new dress edition! Ask me anything! 2132
Beelijah @beelijah.bsky.social · 22/09/2026It's wild how much I've changed since I started transitioning. I buy nicer clothes, and take much better care of them; realized why people own more than two pairs of shoes, I'm experimenting with fashion all the time, and wearing nice perfumes. Oh, and I pee my pants more. Improvements all round! 0152
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Beelijah @beelijah.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Happy birthday to @smalltowersdl.bsky.social Love you! Art by @mochiarts.bsky.social , thank you for the beautiful work, as always! 16411
Beelijah @beelijah.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Sometimes I wonder why you like the TV so much:Your eyes are always so unfocused, and you're so busy pushing around all those colourful toys on your playmat There's no ignoring the big, drooly smile you have when there's age-appropriate shows playing though. Guess it's just a baby thing, huh cutie? 0488
Beelijah @beelijah.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Badly phrased wishes are an easy path to regression, when all it takes is "I wish I had less responsibilities" But, it's just as dangerous to sigh "I wish my mom wasn't so lame..." That's how you get to watch your cool goth friend's chest inflating, while you shrink down into a pair of puffy undies 17917
Beelijah @beelijah.bsky.social · 19/09/2026A day in the life of Eli. I'm cooking dinner, pee my diaper, and think "Alright, I'll change as soon as I'm done in the kitchen." Finish cooking, eat, put everything away, play videogames for a bit, and have the thought "Wait, why is my crotch cold?" Just straight up stopped noticing I was wet. 2151
Beelijah @beelijah.bsky.social · 17/09/2026A little fuss here and there is fine, though you really have to be careful. Too much, and you're stuck wearing those cringy onesies with the jokes like "Naptime nightmare", "Careful I bite!" And "Mommy's lil Monster" as an unironic warning to the daycare staff. 0409
Beelijah @beelijah.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I know sometimes the world can seem big and scary, but most the time things are completely fine. The scary lady at the checkout? She won't eat you, she just needs to scan that yogurt you're sucking on. The guy on the bus giving that weird look? He's just jealous of that boob you're sucking on. 1374
Beelijah @beelijah.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Tmi Tuesday, punk fashion edition! Ask me absolutely anything! 371
Beelijah @beelijah.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Caregivers making a big deal about change-time with loads of cooing and chatter can be fun, but being matter of fact about it can be really cute too Scooping you up under the arms "Alright, hon. Let's get in the car- NOOOOPE..." Before they immediately turn and head for the changing table with you. 08415
Beelijah @beelijah.bsky.social · 14/09/2026There is no stronger weapon than "I used to change your diapers." Regardless of your age, and who's saying it Parent, sibling, sitter, down to nurses, midwifes and family friends Hearing it is such a rush of embarrassment that you may as well be a toddler again, given what it'll do to your speech 26613
Beelijah @beelijah.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Important PSA: The girls are lying! Most people do not poop the diapers when they're playing house! They'll tell their mom that it was a real accident too, so you have to wear Pampers for the entire sleepover! Sometimes even after, once your mom finds out! You don't wanna find out how I know this.. 0293
Beelijah @beelijah.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I'll admit, I was reluctant about returning to infanthood, but that was before realizing how rich my new Mommy was! It's good to be spoiled! Diapers suck, until you're wearing ones that cost 50 dollars each, and I'd rather wear a thousand dollar sailor-suit daily than cheap cargo pants ever again. 1273
Beelijah @beelijah.bsky.social · 09/09/2026One of those rare times where I felt like writing something outside my usual forte. Just a little flash-fic. 0124
Beelijah @beelijah.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Important announcement: I love all my friends very much and want to be babies with all them! 1303
Beelijah @beelijah.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Babysitting with friends is always good, it's way less boring when you have people to chat with! The downside is all the arguing once your group's charge engages in ten nonstop seconds of the loudest diaper-filling you've ever heard, and suddenly no one wants to take diaper-duty in turns anymore... 0317
Beelijah @beelijah.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Hearing your mommy say things like "Oh my goodness!" "Oh dear, that must be awful!" And worst of all "I know exactly why you're so upset!" Is the worst When every time, instead of finishing it with "Because you're a grownup inside!" She says "There's a big blue line on your nappy, isn't there?" 1566
Beelijah @beelijah.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Friendly reminder: people who make fun of babies for being smelly have to change the diapers Not a chance? Oh hon, that's not how the spell works... Nope, all you do is blow raspberries on tummies, change huggies, and smile for the rest of the day! Hopefully you'll be a bit more polite tomorrow! 0375
Beelijah @beelijah.bsky.social · 02/09/2026As the colder months approach, just remember: whether it's because you're embarrassed, or because you just want to keep playing, denying that you need a diaper-change doesn't work when there's steam trailing from the seat of your snowsuit. 0305
Beelijah @beelijah.bsky.social · 01/09/2026So you're telling me that I can have my estrogen as pills, injections, gels, and sprays, but there isn't an option to sit on someone's lap and suckle sweet, pink liquid out of a dosage syringe like I'm a toddler with the flu? Feels like that should be the default... 17314
Beelijah @beelijah.bsky.social · 31/08/2026It's wild how upset you were when you realized that you'd lost the ability to read when you lost all that potty training and age. I guess that was before you realized how nice a story and a cuddle are at bedtime when you have your binky, and you're all sleepy and snuggly, and ready for sweet dreams 06018
Beelijah @beelijah.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I know accidents are embarrassing, but what you need to realize is that you don't have accidents anymore. No baby does. That diaper isn't there "Just in case" or for "Sometimes" It isn't a question sweetie: everyone knows what you're going to use it for, and everyone is absolutely fine with it 215227
Beelijah @beelijah.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I know you hate the early bedtimes, and the diapers, and I know you REALLY hate it when people talk down to you... But fussing hasn't helped has it? All you've done is fuss, and the only thing it's changed, is now your big sis makes you wear that dorky backpack with the leash when she takes you out 1425
Beelijah @beelijah.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Grocery shopping is so lame, it just drags you away from your toys and the tv. An emergency trip to the store because Mommy realized she forgot night-diapers at bedtime, though? Just sleepily taking in all the compliments about your jammies, and coos about how cute you are? That's the best! 19117
Beelijah @beelijah.bsky.social · 25/08/2026A reminder for all the babies If you have one of those weird moments where you realize you're doing absolutely nothing, and you're almost a little surprised at how long you've been doing absolutely nothing You have not been doing absolutely nothing, and you definitely need a diaper change... 18913
Beelijah @beelijah.bsky.social · 20/08/2026The first night post-regression takes some getting used to Wearing a footed sleeper, when you usually just sleep in underwear Nightlights and lullabies when you're used to a quiet, dark room A tummy full of milk And of course, the slow realization that night-diapers aren't changed until morning 214126
Beelijah @beelijah.bsky.social · 16/08/2026I know crawling feels babyish, and it's tempting to start walking as early as you can, but remember 1. Having a messy accident becomes surprisingly easy when every part of your body is taxed by staying upright & 2. A big part of learning to walk is falling onto your padded bottom, clean or not... 310918
Beelijah @beelijah.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Alright everyone, naptime! Shoes, pants, overalls, skirts and dresses at the bottom of your mat. We don't want nice clothes being ruined if you leak We're going to put on some quiet music and dim the lights , but it won't be dark Most importantly, make sure you have your plushie and your blanket! 110116
Beelijah @beelijah.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Try not to be too embarassed. Your babysitter's seen plenty of kids singing and dancing along with Barney. It isn't even really you that she was laughing at, it was just the timing of you relaxing and absolutely flooding your Huggies right as the song ended that was a little funny. 113724
Beelijah @beelijah.bsky.social · 08/08/2026It isn't always hard being a baby. Mommy has lots of friends, and they're all super nice; Just as importantly, they're all moms so they're used to kids, none of them bottle feed, and when Mommy's busy there's always at least one who's about to leak through her top right as you're due for a feed. 16210
Reposted by BeelijahTeacher's Pet Tia! @crimsoni.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Which is jarring to learn when you WEREN'T really a baby until you met her, and now all your crying about wanting to be a grown-up again has just lead her to breastfeeding you in the middle of the park she found you in and her rich milk flowing through you promises a public diaper change later! 0334
Reposted by BeelijahTeacher's Pet Tia! @crimsoni.bsky.social · 08/08/2026There are two things you need to know about being a baby; one, if you're crying, it means that you're hungry or in need of a diaper change, and two, Mama will resolve both of those issues anywhere at any time, whether it's in private or not. ⤵️ 16116
Beelijah @beelijah.bsky.social · 06/08/2026It's funny: people say babies are clumsy, but it's almost amazing how good you are at doing everything one-handed. Playing, finger-painting, building blocks. Plus, you thumbsuckers always look precious doing it~ 0353