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beekept @beekept.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
4-yr-old confession: “Mommy, I made a mess in your room…. But you made most of the mess in your room.”
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beekept @beekept.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Praying that whatever my cat is hunting in the kitchen is something I’m scared of and not something I think is cute🤞
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Buckeye Environmental Network @buckeyeenviro.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
🌎 What kind of difference do you want to make this Earth Day? Across Ohio, people are showing up to protect their water, air, and communities. Real progress is happening because people stay involved. Support this work: benohio.com/give
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beekept @beekept.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
4-yr-old upon seeing a pic of Pikachu: “It’s Achoo!”
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beekept @beekept.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Life has been very stressful lately, and the way being a single parent keeps me trapped in my house at night when the anxiety really hits, has been rough. I used to go for long jogs or bike rides at night and those things are completely inaccessible to me now.
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beekept @beekept.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Someone abandoned their orange guy in my yard. I couldnt leave him out in the storm, so he’s in the house at least for the night. Not good timing for a new pet, but don’t know if my kid will accept no for an answer. I hate having to be the rational decisionmaker for the household.
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beekept @beekept.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Outside:🌞🌱🐣 Me: wanna play outside? Kiddo: it’s hot outside Me: no, it’s not hot Kiddo: there’s a sun. I don’t like suns. Suns are hot
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beekept @beekept.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Maybe something migratory. Tis that time of year, i suppose
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beekept @beekept.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
I don’t know, either (but def heard a cardinal in there).
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beekept @beekept.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
My 4-yr-old has stayed up until around midnight the past 3 nights, even after having melatonin tonight. Each night i had plans to get things done once she was down and by the time it happened i was too tired to accomplish anything and also too stressed to sleep any time soon.
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beekept @beekept.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Kiddo with a chapped lip in a somber tone: “I cannot make a scary face because my lip hurts.”
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beekept @beekept.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Kiddo has assured me that it’s her doll, not her, who keeps dropping F bombs
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beekept @beekept.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Really hoping this year will be better than last 🙏
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beekept @beekept.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
We don’t go out much, and while I’m not as consistent as I could be about masking in public, I do still mask when I go to the grocery store, which is infrequent. Trying to prioritize sleeping more, which is probably the number one thing I can do to improve my health (at least without spending $).
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beekept @beekept.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
My kid and I have, fortunately, managed not to get COVID for a third time since she started preschool, but during the cold months we get sick twice a month on average. Last year I lost count of the respiratory infections, and we also had norovirus.
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beekept @beekept.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Since my kid started preschool I’ve been sick more frequently than any other period in my life. I also seem to have become particularly susceptible to sinus infections and losing my sense of smell, which I suspect is due to long COVID.
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beekept @beekept.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Thought 2026 was off to a good start when I won at Scrabble about a half hour in, but the next morning I woke up with swollen lymph nodes and have spent the last four days miserable and barely getting out of bed. I’ve tested negative for Covid, flu A&B, and RSV. Whatever it is, I hate it.
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beekept @beekept.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
All I want for Xmas is for my ongoing phone storage crisis to be resolved once and for all.
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beekept @beekept.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
“Tooth fairy!” —my kid pointing to an angel ornament on a Xmas tree
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beekept @beekept.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Kiddo has been moody lately and has been testing boundaries trying to hurt my feelings when she’s grumpy, but after she eats, naps or otherwise finds a path to a better mood, she comes to me saying “I’m so sorry I was mean!” I’ve never heard such sincerity from an adult. I hope she stays like this🤞
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Buckeye Environmental Network @buckeyeenviro.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
The BLM (Bureau of Land Management) is trying to frack the Wayne National Forest again. We have until Jan 15 to submit public comments and stop the lease of 41 parcels. Our forest is not for sale to an industry that leaves us with leaks and explosions. benohio.org/blm-once-aga...
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BLM Once Again Prepares to Frack Wayne National Forest and You Can Weigh in Until January 15! - Buckeye Environmental Network
Becca Pollard, Buckeye Environmental Network On March 13, 2020, environmental groups celebrated a major victory when a U.S. District Judge Michael Watson ruled that the U.S. Bureau of Land Management ...
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beekept @beekept.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
I’m staying in a haunted historic hotel, and upon hearing what sounded like children’s footsteps running up and down the stairs in the middle of the night, I found myself unable to muster the slightest bit of fear or even unease. I am really no fun at all.
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Buckeye Environmental Network @buckeyeenviro.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
We’re looking for 50 first time donors to support our work! Help fund our lawsuit against ODNR, push for statewide policy changes, and halt petrochemical expansion in Licking County! #GivingTuesday www.mightycause.com/donate/Bucke...
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beekept @beekept.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
My toxic trait is falling asleep while trying to get my toddler to nap, then waking up to find she is still awake, but extra grumpy and defiant and it’s now too late for her to nap, and there is no hope of getting anything done around the house
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Buckeye Environmental Network @buckeyeenviro.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Join us tomorrow (Friday) at 1PM ET for an info session on the hazards of oil and gas waste road spreading and why your community should participate in our upcoming advocacy event at the Ohio Statehouse!
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Staying Safe from Radioactive Road Spreading in Ohio · Zoom · Luma
Learn about the risks of spreading oilfield brine on roads across Ohio. Even though oil and gas waste brine is radioactive and dangerous, tens of thousands of…
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beekept @beekept.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Toddler coming into my room at 5:30am: Mommy? Me: How are you? Toddler: I’m having a good day! Is it your birthday? Me: no Toddler: why not?
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beekept @beekept.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
This Sunday!
Really Really Free Market
(East Side)
Second Sunday of Every Month
Noon - 3pm
Corner of Nelson Rd & Avalon Pl*
*in the case of bad weather we move to the shelter house at Nelson Park

Bring what you can
Take what you need
Potluck food, clothing, household goods, toys, etc

Image description: bold black text and typewritten cut-outs on lined notebook paper
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beekept @beekept.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Toddler: “mommy, can I have a sharp thing?” Me: 🤔
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beekept @beekept.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
My toddler is very funny until I remember that she’s almost always doing an impression of me
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beekept @beekept.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
I think I still have a single Zip disk somewhere from a graphic design class I took in like 2003. Prob just as well I’ll never see its contents again 😅
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beekept @beekept.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Toddler observing her snow boots: Do my shoes have teeth?
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beekept @beekept.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Me to toddler upon discovering the latest incomprehensible mess: Why did you do this?! Toddler: I just wanted to make you happy!
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beekept @beekept.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
This morning I was tired and had cramps, and during breakfast resorted to communicating in grunts and groans. My toddler looked at me and said “Mommy, use your words.”
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beekept @beekept.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Whoever’s in charge of naming batteries needs to get their shit together. The ones I need for my kid’s light-up book have *5* different names, and not one of them yields results when searched in instacart, even though I know that Kroger and CVS carry them.
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beekept @beekept.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Toddler pulling an uncooked shell noodle out of a box: “it’s a mac and chee!”
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beekept @beekept.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Toddler put blueberries under my pillow. And then didn’t want to sit on the “yucky” side of the bed (the side with blueberry smeared on the sheet)
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beekept @beekept.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
I need a clone with a different menstrual cycle
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beekept @beekept.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
I’ve recently learned that one of the best parts of being employed as a parent w/very few parent friends is that now I can pay people for childcare and then I have someone with whom to share memes about toddler behavior.
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beekept @beekept.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Ya know what does not help a toddler fall asleep? When a sleepy toddler animation loop is interrupted by a very loud advertisement 20 min in.
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beekept @beekept.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
The past few years my Instagram ads have ranged from prairie dresses to tactical gear to queer fashion to pharmaceuticals to pet products, but today I got a Kitchenaid ad and I know that I am officially an Old.
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beekept @beekept.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Toddler: my finger hurts Me: what happened to it? Toddler: maybe a buffalo Me: what did a buffalo do? Toddler: a buffalo scratched me! Like a kitty!
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beekept @beekept.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
The latest
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beekept @beekept.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Sometime today FB and IG both logged me out of my accounts on the browser and if I log back in I get logged out again within a few minutes. Looks like I might be done with both platforms whether I like it or not.
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beekept @beekept.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Toddler arguments against different kinds of fruit (proposed by me as an alternative to having chocolate for breakfast): Orange—too juicy. You’ll make a big mess. Apple—too much work. It will fall down. Blueberries. It won’t help.
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beekept @beekept.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Oh no. I haven’t heard about this update yet. But I can’t login to the IG or FB app anymore and both are pretty useless to b the mobile browser.
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beekept @beekept.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Not gonna say it made up for the sleep deficit I’ve accrued during nearly 3 years of solo parenting, but I did feel pretty decent today and got around to some chores that had been on my list for a while.
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beekept @beekept.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
On Saturday, I not only took an after breakfast nap while my kid watched cartoons in my bed, but I then proceeded to fall asleep at 8pm and sleep for almost 12 consecutive hours (facilitated by my kid sleeping for 12 hours after skipping her afternoon nap).
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beekept @beekept.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
How can I find a song that was removed from Spotify if I don’t know the artist or title? (It was the only track i had in bedtime playlist for my kiddo, which is now empty 😢)
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beekept @beekept.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Among my favorite toddler questions this week (and also, perhaps, the hardest to answer: ‘What does “boo!” mean?’ and ‘what does “boop!” mean?’
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beekept @beekept.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Maybe I’m having a made effect moment. Gd mommy brain.
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