BeeKaay @beekaay.bsky.social · 28/08/2026posting this here because i know many of you were fond of nibble, and some of you even got to meet him in person docs.google.com/document/d/e...docs.google.comNibble 9391
BeeKaay @beekaay.bsky.social · 13/08/2026"the thing i'm good at is the thing that's most important" is a baby-brained take. you want your top time to be recognized? we have that, it's called a leaderboard. it doesn't entitle you to anything else an important and unrelated skill for people doing runs at events is being likeable 0201
BeeKaay @beekaay.bsky.social · 13/08/2026i know this is radical socialist talk, but historically you could entice someone to share with you the product of their labor by paying them money 03510
BeeKaay @beekaay.bsky.social · 12/08/2026hilarious decision from a company that regularly complains about profitability. openAI's sora video generation service cost them $15 million per day while earning them $2.1 million over its entire six-month lifetime. nobody will pay for this, and it will die 0235
BeeKaay @beekaay.bsky.social · 11/08/2026the socially interesting thing about this is that it's a means of opting out without interacting with the mixtape system. to that end, if the mixtape people attempt to defeat this, they will demonstrate that they're completely unserious about respecting opt-outs 5263
BeeKaay @beekaay.bsky.social · 23/07/2026trying out new wired flat-head earbuds because the ones i've been using are no longer manufactured and my stockpile is running low this packaging 160
BeeKaay @beekaay.bsky.social · 22/07/2026this fragment is doing a lot of heavy lifting for the story, and openAI helpfully omits the actual prompt text which is necessary to determine whether anything worthwhile happened 030
BeeKaay @beekaay.bsky.social · 14/07/2026the failure of comrade general secretary altman's first five-year plan. openAI employees wait in line for hours for their ration of LLM tokens 061
BeeKaay @beekaay.bsky.social · 15/06/2026a corporation, as enshrined in its charter, puts itself and its shareholders above its customers loss of control is the cost of many modern conveniences. DVDs sitting on your shelf and .mp3 and .mkv files sitting on your hard drives (back up your shit) are immune to this sort of corporate caprice 091
BeeKaay @beekaay.bsky.social · 11/06/2026there's like a five-year-old child chanting "ref, you suck" at the game and i don't know that i would expose a child to this energy 0132
BeeKaay @beekaay.bsky.social · 05/06/2026got back from my evening run and noticed two new friends hanging out in front of the house 0140
BeeKaay @beekaay.bsky.social · 04/06/2026this is delicious. obviously sam altman is lying because his lips are moving, but this is an admission of the fact that openAI has tried and failed, for at least four years, to make their software efficient enough to be financially solvent 1110
BeeKaay @beekaay.bsky.social · 21/05/2026deep purple dio joe satriani buckethead eric johnson bernie worrell & socialybrium gov't mule king crimson the eagles ... femtanyl bet you didn't see that last one coming (old man who goes to shows with his somewhat younger trans gf sometimes) 0100
BeeKaay @beekaay.bsky.social · 15/05/2026whenever i read about the history of something, i eventually run into the new york times being wrong about it. here is them saying that you can't send a rocket to the moon because it won't work in a vacuum (lmao) web.archive.org/web/20080209... "In 1969, the Times retracted this editorial."web.archive.orgWayback Machine 1100
BeeKaay @beekaay.bsky.social · 11/05/2026if anyone has the time and energy to dig up a lawyer to sue for unauthorized use of likeness, i pledge $20k for legal fees. we can probably collect quite a few plaintiffs 0123
BeeKaay @beekaay.bsky.social · 07/05/2026oomfies with experience, what's the best n64 flash cart? like sd2snes is unequivocally the best snes one 120
BeeKaay @beekaay.bsky.social · 03/05/2026potatoes au gratin omelette with extra veggies goes hard 1170
BeeKaay @beekaay.bsky.social · 28/04/2026the concept of buckethead but it transcends brian carroll, like dread pirate roberts in the princess bride 160
BeeKaay @beekaay.bsky.social · 21/04/2026copilot being "for entertainment purposes only" is funny because microsoft used to have an entertainment division called microsoft gaming which they cannibalized so they could make an "entertainment" LLM product nobody wanted 091
BeeKaay @beekaay.bsky.social · 18/04/2026an overlooked consequence of codeslop is how long it takes to debug. there's an inverse relationship between how fast something is written and how well the author understands it. at one extreme end, if you didn't write it, you don't understand it but tell me more about how LLMs increase velocity 0122
BeeKaay @beekaay.bsky.social · 16/04/2026these mfs really be paying a company tens of thousands of dollars to take down their website, i can do it for half 090
BeeKaay @beekaay.bsky.social · 16/04/2026for the foreseeable future, we should just blame LLMs for bugs and outages in software (like this website) unless we know for a fact they're not involved. any response will reflect poorly on them 0152
BeeKaay @beekaay.bsky.social · 12/04/2026openAI and anthropic should get j.d. vance to speak at their initial public offering announcements 0120
BeeKaay @beekaay.bsky.social · 07/03/2026hmm, where have i seen this graph before oh, that's right 060
BeeKaay @beekaay.bsky.social · 22/02/2026this is the second service discord has attempted to use for age verification. the first also leaked user data it's almost as though they all eschew good engineering in a rush to profit from these new requirements (it's definitely that) 1123
BeeKaay @beekaay.bsky.social · 19/02/2026i love it when a contractor asks if i can pay in cash because it means i'm probably paying undocumented workers and depriving the federal government of tax revenue 1201
BeeKaay @beekaay.bsky.social · 19/02/2026the job of the businessman is to sell you something--to convince you that particular goods or services are worth your money these people have resoundingly failed to do so, but instead of accepting their failure, they lie, to you or themselves, about whose fault and problem that is 060
BeeKaay @beekaay.bsky.social · 15/02/2026the title of this article is wishful thinking 'When asked for comment, Discord told Kotaku its work with Persona was part of a “limited test” which has since been concluded.' this is materially different from discord saying, "our bad, we will never work with these assholes" 0198
BeeKaay @beekaay.bsky.social · 09/02/2026"i've been training my whole life for this," i mumble to myself as i configure an IRC server for the first time in 20 years 0373
BeeKaay @beekaay.bsky.social · 03/02/2026funny how executives say LLMs save them time, actual workers say it wastes their time, yet executives talk about replacing the workers instead of themselves www.wsj.com/lifestyle/wo...wsj.comCEOs Say AI Is Making Work More Efficient. Employees Tell a Different Story.How much time workers say the technology saves them on the job is vastly different from what executives report. 070
BeeKaay @beekaay.bsky.social · 01/02/2026got him to use his bed again by moving it next to the radiator h/t @itsjoelle.bsky.social 1250
