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♔༺𝑩𝒆𝒆𝒊𝒎𝒖𝒔༻♛

@beeimus.bsky.social
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Shelby, they/them, 33. Ace. Floridian. Leo. ISFP. Artist. Trying to kick depression's ass. Cranky. Probably stoned. I enjoy many things. I hyperfixate a lot. No drama exists here. Die mad. 🖤🩶🤍💜💛🤍💜🖤 My love for Pokémon and Vocaloid is eternal.

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♔༺𝑩𝒆𝒆𝒊𝒎𝒖𝒔༻♛ @beeimus.bsky.social · 7h
The mother told him calmly "Okay, you're in trouble. We don't threaten murder on our brother." If I was that kid, I would have been smacked into next week and locked away inside for the rest of the visit. Punish your kids. They will continue that behavior as adults and they will be punished worse.
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♔༺𝑩𝒆𝒆𝒊𝒎𝒖𝒔༻♛ @beeimus.bsky.social · 7h
Neighbor's grandkids are over for a few weeks again. They use the swimming pool EVERY DAY starting at 8am. This morning I was woken up by one of the children screaming at the top of his lungs "I HATE YOU!!! I HATE YOU!!! YOU'RE THE WORST BROTHER IN THE WORLD!!! IF YOU DO THAT AGAIN, I'LL KILL YOU!!"
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♔༺𝑩𝒆𝒆𝒊𝒎𝒖𝒔༻♛ @beeimus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's incredible since he was born without a face at age 6.
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♔༺𝑩𝒆𝒆𝒊𝒎𝒖𝒔༻♛ @beeimus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
He drew Mozart straight out the puss.
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♔༺𝑩𝒆𝒆𝒊𝒎𝒖𝒔༻♛ @beeimus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Tumblr flagged me for this art. I'm flattered that the clankers running their censorship can make out my scribbles as nudity.
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♔༺𝑩𝒆𝒆𝒊𝒎𝒖𝒔༻♛ @beeimus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
White on black torso study. #lifedrawing
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♔༺𝑩𝒆𝒆𝒊𝒎𝒖𝒔༻♛ @beeimus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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♔༺𝑩𝒆𝒆𝒊𝒎𝒖𝒔༻♛ @beeimus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I usually say Halo CE or Pokemon Yellow, but... one series of games that I played for hours that is LASER ENGRAVED into my brain. I had all 3. Never beat them... they were tough.
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♔༺𝑩𝒆𝒆𝒊𝒎𝒖𝒔༻♛ @beeimus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Me: "Okay. I got the rare figure I wanted. I got the finale poster. I don't need anymore TADC merchandise." Glitch: *tortures me with the art book ad for a week* Me: *confirms preorder*
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Brennan Lee Mulligan - God Dammit
ALT: Brennan Lee Mulligan - God Dammit
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♔༺𝑩𝒆𝒆𝒊𝒎𝒖𝒔༻♛ @beeimus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I love being financially responsible...
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Sad Spongebob with Pizza
ALT: Sad Spongebob with Pizza
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♔༺𝑩𝒆𝒆𝒊𝒎𝒖𝒔༻♛ @beeimus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Spin the pop tart. That's a neat trick.
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♔༺𝑩𝒆𝒆𝒊𝒎𝒖𝒔༻♛ @beeimus.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I say the original sour grapes are a great pick. The sour mangos changed my hatred of the fruit. But once I get my hands on the sour pineapples... life itself will change. But I can't find them...!!!
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♔༺𝑩𝒆𝒆𝒊𝒎𝒖𝒔༻♛ @beeimus.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Three 2 minute drawings. One 30 minute drawing. There's more, but I like these the most.
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♔༺𝑩𝒆𝒆𝒊𝒎𝒖𝒔༻♛ @beeimus.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The neck beard really sells it
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♔༺𝑩𝒆𝒆𝒊𝒎𝒖𝒔༻♛ @beeimus.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
NOOO!!! Evil!!!
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♔༺𝑩𝒆𝒆𝒊𝒎𝒖𝒔༻♛ @beeimus.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Put me in coach. I wanna sound like Miku.
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♔༺𝑩𝒆𝒆𝒊𝒎𝒖𝒔༻♛ @beeimus.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
You're technically on their schedule. So, if they say it's nap time, you need to drop everything and nap with them.
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♔༺𝑩𝒆𝒆𝒊𝒎𝒖𝒔༻♛ @beeimus.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Weed numbs the pain.
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♔༺𝑩𝒆𝒆𝒊𝒎𝒖𝒔༻♛ @beeimus.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Clearly she is the most miserable thing in the world.
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♔༺𝑩𝒆𝒆𝒊𝒎𝒖𝒔༻♛ @beeimus.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I love being in my 30s and feeling such whimsy. Social norms be famed, I LOVE MY WHIMSICAL INTERESTS
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♔༺𝑩𝒆𝒆𝒊𝒎𝒖𝒔༻♛ @beeimus.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Going to art school at 33? Better late than never.
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♔༺𝑩𝒆𝒆𝒊𝒎𝒖𝒔༻♛ @beeimus.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
My dad would love this.
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♔༺𝑩𝒆𝒆𝒊𝒎𝒖𝒔༻♛ @beeimus.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
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Man Laughing Hysterically
ALT: Man Laughing Hysterically
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♔༺𝑩𝒆𝒆𝒊𝒎𝒖𝒔༻♛ @beeimus.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Beautiful summer day in Florida.
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Rusty @rustnuttie.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
One other vine I liked #tadc #animation
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♔༺𝑩𝒆𝒆𝒊𝒎𝒖𝒔༻♛ @beeimus.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
No mom... my cat is not yours now just because I moved back home...
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Tim Robinson - This Is Mine!
ALT: Tim Robinson - This Is Mine!
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♔༺𝑩𝒆𝒆𝒊𝒎𝒖𝒔༻♛ @beeimus.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I hate being political... but the HATE I feel seeing Florida political ad campaigns talking about ICE and "conservative values" as top priorities, pandering to the geriatric citizens that will probably be dead before they get to the polls... The 2 candidates for Florida are far right women...
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Higuruma Jujutsu Kaisen
ALT: Higuruma Jujutsu Kaisen
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♔༺𝑩𝒆𝒆𝒊𝒎𝒖𝒔༻♛ @beeimus.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Still don't get why people are mean to you.
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♔༺𝑩𝒆𝒆𝒊𝒎𝒖𝒔༻♛ @beeimus.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
You're my Tenna voice claim 🩷
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♔༺𝑩𝒆𝒆𝒊𝒎𝒖𝒔༻♛ @beeimus.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Gyat dam... 👀👀👀 (respectfully)
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♔༺𝑩𝒆𝒆𝒊𝒎𝒖𝒔༻♛ @beeimus.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I found my old iPhone... what a relic of a better time...
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♔༺𝑩𝒆𝒆𝒊𝒎𝒖𝒔༻♛ @beeimus.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
After spending 9 hours in my candlelit study, toiling over my books and tomes like a centuries old wizard. I have come to the realization... these are a list of children's board/card games... I'm now more in awe at the confidence this 7yo has in their spelling, despite reference material on hand.
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♔༺𝑩𝒆𝒆𝒊𝒎𝒖𝒔༻♛ @beeimus.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Anyone fluent in child language? I haven't studied in a while. "games pas the panda. gues hwo. Uno noe! Priitee Priiiee perinses. cherash the tablle. Clue pEAnents. Blockise. Flip 7. Ecsploting citees. go sooshee. all GAMes."
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♔༺𝑩𝒆𝒆𝒊𝒎𝒖𝒔༻♛ @beeimus.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I'm in Florida. Publix doesn't always carry the brand. And Walmart's in my area only have grapes and mangos. :(
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Kati Knitt @katiknitt.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I'm still in the red and it doesn't look like my current work is going to earn me enough to be even AND pay next month's rent in time ☕ ko-fi.com/katiknitt
A sketch of Kati Knitt, referencing a Louis Cole song. She plays piano and a caption says "I don't want to check my bank account! I'm too scared to check my bank account!"
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♔༺𝑩𝒆𝒆𝒊𝒎𝒖𝒔༻♛ @beeimus.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I have yet to find these and it's driving me crazy!
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♔༺𝑩𝒆𝒆𝒊𝒎𝒖𝒔༻♛ @beeimus.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Anyone want a $10 drawing? Message me. I've got the rest of the month to move out and I'm short on money. Getting off the lease costs basically my entire existence... Drawing helps with my motivation too. I have to get up and do something productive.
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♔༺𝑩𝒆𝒆𝒊𝒎𝒖𝒔༻♛ @beeimus.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Go home now or... Dinner at the airport sports bar!
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Michael Che's Sarcastic 'Yaaay' on SNL
ALT: Michael Che's Sarcastic 'Yaaay' on SNL
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♔༺𝑩𝒆𝒆𝒊𝒎𝒖𝒔༻♛ @beeimus.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I got back to Splatoon 3 at a good time. Team Speed, y'all!!!
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♔༺𝑩𝒆𝒆𝒊𝒎𝒖𝒔༻♛ @beeimus.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Filming the weather. Then suddenly... Cat.
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🔞sin of dragluttony🔞 @aquivorous.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
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♔༺𝑩𝒆𝒆𝒊𝒎𝒖𝒔༻♛ @beeimus.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Expam dong
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♔༺𝑩𝒆𝒆𝒊𝒎𝒖𝒔༻♛ @beeimus.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
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Garth & Kat (Kristen Wiig, Fred Armisen) - Please Please Please
ALT: Garth & Kat (Kristen Wiig, Fred Armisen) - Please Please Please
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♔༺𝑩𝒆𝒆𝒊𝒎𝒖𝒔༻♛ @beeimus.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Why are you like this...?
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Sun Tzu's Art of Vore @rhena.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Fire Emblem text box edited to say "Columbo will wait patiently for his investigation, but only for 25 turns. After that, he will begin his questions."
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♔༺𝑩𝒆𝒆𝒊𝒎𝒖𝒔༻♛ @beeimus.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
What a predictable creature.
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♔༺𝑩𝒆𝒆𝒊𝒎𝒖𝒔༻♛ @beeimus.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
My dad still has his Munsters lunchbox from elementary school. It's pretty sick!
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♔༺𝑩𝒆𝒆𝒊𝒎𝒖𝒔༻♛ @beeimus.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
The king or our hearts!
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♔༺𝑩𝒆𝒆𝒊𝒎𝒖𝒔༻♛ @beeimus.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
He's our little meow meow
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♔༺𝑩𝒆𝒆𝒊𝒎𝒖𝒔༻♛ @beeimus.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
ADHD: Fun to Boring in 1 hour or less! Additional hours cost $35 a day.
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