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Big Blondie

@beegblondie.bsky.social
264 followers 94 following 164 posts

36 | He/Him | Macro | Taken Longtime macro fan, I’ve been stomping around CF ages and checking it out here as Twitter crashes and burns and CF goes down. Might try to be more active here. DMs open.

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Big Blondie @beegblondie.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Been a bit. How you cuties doing? Oh… I didn’t really care. No matter the answer, you’ll crush the same.
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clarkpb01 @clarkpb01.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Oh hi, didn’t see ya there ☺️
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Mister Macro Man @mistermacroman.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
That amazing feeling when your friends surprise you with drawings of your OCs 🥰 Beyond honoured to have Coach Mac drawn by the incredibly talented @wretchedwrench.bsky.social. He did such a great job capturing this big bully! 😍
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Big Blondie @beegblondie.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Another year older, and so nice of you all to show up on my cake… 🎂😈😋
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Big Blondie @beegblondie.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
You better get to fucking work down there.
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Big Blondie @beegblondie.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Been gone for a bit - Who’s ready to become a welcome back snack? 😋
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Big Blondie @beegblondie.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
I love how some SFX (sirens, booms, and of course screams 😈) can totally elevate a vid. Happy stomping, big guy 😜
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Big Blondie @beegblondie.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Relaxing, might snack on a cruise ship or some coastal city later 🥰😈
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Big Blondie @beegblondie.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Thanks @barefootkyle13.bsky.social for making a relaxing dream come true! Look out, SLC! 😈
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Big Blondie @beegblondie.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Gotta love a room with an inspiring view….
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Big Blondie @beegblondie.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Come here, Daddy’s hungry and hasn’t hit his protein count for the day! #SizeSky
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Mister Macro Man @mistermacroman.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Round 5 of Officer Mike Roe’s growth-drive He's M[ASS]IVE! To celebrate the end of this growth-drive, I am hosting an art raffle! The winner will receive an original drawing of Officer Mike doing anything they want.* Here's how to enter: 💙 Like 🔁 Repost 💬 Comment your idea for a drawing 👤 Follow
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Big Blondie @beegblondie.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
💅😈
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Mister Macro Man @mistermacroman.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Whoa, 1k followers on Bluesky! Thank you all so much 🥰 What better way to celebrate than by introducing my new OC, OFFICER MIKE ROE. Let's see how big we can make him in a growth-drive! 💙 = +1 Foot 🔁 = +2 Feet Stay tuned for a BIG surprise at the conclusion of the drive...
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Big Blondie @beegblondie.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Got a nice little spot for you to kick back and watch the world burn 🥰😈
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Big Blondie @beegblondie.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Love this big bastard 💜
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Big Blondie @beegblondie.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
This would be a dream come true 🤤
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Big Blondie @beegblondie.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
For the end of #MacroMarch I ate one of my followers! I don’t even remember his name, and he had definitely changed his mind and was screaming by this point. It was fuckin great, 10/10 will do again 🤤
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Big Blondie @beegblondie.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Thanks for this one, @bigjumbovan.bsky.social! “Gonna make the ceiling shake for me…” #MacroMarch
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Big Blondie @beegblondie.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
🤤
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Big Blondie @beegblondie.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Best thing after a solid chest day - Nothing says Gains like a snack that screams back! 💪
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Big Blondie @beegblondie.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Fuck I want this so bad…
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Big Blondie @beegblondie.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Another year, another Super Bowl goes by where I didn’t grow and get to turn the entire dome into a personal feast 😩😩😩
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Big Blondie @beegblondie.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Had a good pump at the gym today - looking for two groups of volunteers - One for running, and one for gulping. Taking applications that will be ignored now.
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Big Blondie @beegblondie.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
A bit down about the end of an era - Been on CF for 20 years now, over half my life. It’s shutting down today, but keep the community together and join the new site! It’s only going to be as good as we make it! outsized.social
outsized.social
Outsized
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Big Blondie @beegblondie.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Been so busy that I haven’t even had a chance to absolutely obliterate a densely populated metropolis lately 😩
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Big Blondie @beegblondie.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
God the feeling of the crunching metal and squirming bodies…. 🥴🤤🤤
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Big Blondie @beegblondie.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
One of you came through with the growth ray after all! Always loved the architecture in Chicago. Thanks to @barefootkyle13.bsky.social I get to see it up close one final time 😈
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Big Blondie @beegblondie.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Alright, I need one of you little guys to get this ray and meet me downtown…. We’ve got work to do and I promise you’ll enjoy it (can’t speak for everyone else though 😈)
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Big Blondie @beegblondie.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Oh wow, 100 of you all followed?! Thanks so much! I’m flattered! And I’m gonna be so full 🤤🤤
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Big Blondie @beegblondie.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
First chest pump of 2025 as I’m trying to shake off the holiday lazy vibe. Always wanted to grow with a necklace with a cage on it - One lucky volunteer would get the view and ride of a lifetime.
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Big Blondie @beegblondie.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Gotta love the snow and ice outside. Gives a nice CRUNCH with every step 🥰
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Big Blondie @beegblondie.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
It’s pretty amazing how I’ve imagined doing this basically every year since my teens 🥴
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Big Blondie @beegblondie.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals.
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Big Blondie @beegblondie.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
“All I want for Christmas is you… and you… and you… and you…” - Me, singing to a jar labeled “Protein” and filled with crying shrunken folk. 🥰
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Big Blondie @beegblondie.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Ohhhh for 30 minutes at this size 🤤
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Big Blondie @beegblondie.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
These boots were made for stomping, and that’s just what they’ll do, one of these days these boots are gonna stomp all over you (and your friends/loved ones) 🥰
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Big Blondie @beegblondie.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
“You are what you eat?” Nah, couldn’t be me - I’m not a little bug like you.
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Big Blondie @beegblondie.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
New to posting, so I figured I’d give y’all a chance to know me before you become stains 🥰
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Big Blondie @beegblondie.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
😜🤤🤪
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Big Blondie @beegblondie.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Oh… didn’t see you down there by my coffee. Guess it’s about to be a protein shake.
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Big Blondie @beegblondie.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
This is my ideal way of hitting my macros tbh
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Big Blondie @beegblondie.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Hearing holiday music already. Aways sad when it’s “fa la la la la” rather than “fe fi fo fum” 😩
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Big Blondie @beegblondie.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Listen, size 14s are all fun and games for crushing people, but just try finding cute shoes… 😤
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Big Blondie @beegblondie.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Typically, I like to be smaller to mess with you all more intimately, but sometimes the urge to be able to obliterate thousands in one step is just… 🤤
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Big Blondie @beegblondie.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Chest day done, and now I’m starving. I’d say looking for volunteers for protein, but I like it better when y’all are unwilling anyway…
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Big Blondie @beegblondie.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
Goals, tbh
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Big Blondie @beegblondie.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
In the mood to have a little man on my shoulder while we ring in a fun n flirty new apocalypse together 💜
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Big Blondie @beegblondie.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
New app, who dis
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