🧸 @beefs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026"Locktober" this "Jocktober" that how about you realise it's actually CLOCKTOBER which means it's TIME for all you JOCKS to LOCK IN !!! 0100
🧸 @beefs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026It's so funny when they're like "you've got 90 seconds until this boat explodes MOVE" as if they would literally let Miranda Hart die on the first episode #CelebrityTraitors 170
🧸 @beefs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Didn't get Glastonbury tickets quick send nudes to cheer me up ! 050
🧸 @beefs.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Nicholas Hoult 🚮deadline.comNicholas Hoult In 'Harry Potter' Season 2 As Gilderoy Lockhart - Excl.Nicholas Hoult has joined Season 2 of HBO Max's 'Harry Potter. He will play Gilderoy Lockhart, portrayed in the second movie by Kenneth Branagh. 050
🧸 @beefs.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Gym before work because I'm productive, thriving, successful, and definitely have my life together ! 0591
🧸 @beefs.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Summer in London is relentless man, gig, day festival, party, pub, afters, another festival, hygienist appointment, afters, it just doesn't stop 😭 090
🧸 @beefs.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Using Microsoft Edge and the Copilot logo is in FOUR different places across the page. Haven't had something so vigorously forced down my throat in quite some time 080
🧸 @beefs.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Being like 10% Neanderthal in this weather is really quite brutal thoughts and prayers pls x 1671
🧸 @beefs.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Every TikTok showing half of Spain literally on fire or Paris' traffic lights melting with the caption "stop climate change" will always have some idiot American with pigshit for brains commenting "you call that a heatwave it's 118 degrees in Texas right now!" Just the fucking worstttttt 080
🧸 @beefs.bsky.social · 22/07/2026What's my relationship status? Just tried to get Hinge plus on Klarna and it got declined x 060
🧸 @beefs.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Where do we stand on joggers running topless? Asking for a friend 61092
🧸 @beefs.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Oh my god put your gym bags in the lockers provided why are they strewn all across the floor !!! 191
🧸 @beefs.bsky.social · 19/07/2026I went to the gym and thought I should let you all know !!!!!!! 52888
🧸 @beefs.bsky.social · 18/07/2026It’s a tough call deciding between iCloud, Google Drive or Amazon Photos for which mega corporation to be able to have access to approximately 23,000 pictures of my hog 2190
🧸 @beefs.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Asked ChatGPT to ELI5 and: "You’re a golden retriever in glasses. Aries wants excitement, Aquarius enjoys being different, Virgo Rising makes you seem organised, and Taurus Venus just wants good food, good sex, and a comfy sofa. Basically: an enthusiastic chaos goblin who somehow looks responsible." 000
🧸 @beefs.bsky.social · 18/07/2026On my way to have pints with some straight lads so used a 5-in-1 shower gel to assimilate with their culture 2650
🧸 @beefs.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Poured a beer all over myself in excitement when England scored lol 010
🧸 @beefs.bsky.social · 30/04/2025Looking for one (1) Adonis ticket for Sunday please, message me !!! 000
