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@beeffizz.bsky.social
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anachronistic recipe enthusiast. try the shrimp wiggle. trans she/her bigots get blocked header: picture of an old cookbook recipe for beef fizz. 2 cans condensed beef broth, 1 cup chilled ginger ale, 2 tablespoons lemon juice pfp: a glass of beef fizz

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beef fizz @beeffizz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
what a fool! that tien man uses triangles, not squares 🤣
tien from one of the dragonball shows using tri-beam.
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beef fizz @beeffizz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
in 1000 years, blernsball will have that
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beef fizz @beeffizz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
she blocked me almost instantly after i posted this to her, and probably put me on that list
honey, you're out here attacking trans women because we won't cosign our own oppression and genocide. the only fascist in this exchange is you.
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beef fizz @beeffizz.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
your perfect democrat, apparently
homer simpson standing in front of a crowd, under a banner that reads "can't someone else do it?"
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beef fizz @beeffizz.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
you could just read, instead of burying your head in the sand. these are also unpaid positions, btw
In partnership with DWP, firms such as John Lewis and M&S plan to offer 18- to 24-year-olds placements of two to four weeks.
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beef fizz @beeffizz.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
vegeta crushing his scanner, about to say "over 9000‽"
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beef fizz @beeffizz.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
front page of an issue of weekly world news. the main story is edited to say "bat child found flipping a grunt"
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beef fizz @beeffizz.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
might i suggest the humble beef fizz?
recipe for beef fizz:
2 cans condensed beef broth
1 cup chilled ginger ale
2 tablespoons lemon juice
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beef fizz @beeffizz.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
talking to people is terrifying and anxiety inducing, but making them food is easy. this is for a trans group meeting later today. (i'm obviously not a professional cake decorator)
a kransekake decorated in the trans flag colors. it's basically ring shaped almond cookies stacked on top of each other in a cone shape, fused together by icing
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beef fizz @beeffizz.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
lucille bluth looking smug while saying "they don't allow you to have bees in here" but the word bees has been replaced by the word jokes
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beef fizz @beeffizz.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
futurama envisioned a time 1000 years in the future when a new, better family structure becomes the traditional norm:
fry saying to prof. farnsworth "we may not be a traditional family like the lesbian coven down the street, but we are a family"
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beef fizz @beeffizz.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
wip of one of the darkwater heroes
a wip of one of the hero characters from the warhammer quest: darkwater board game. she's a water mage with red hair, wearing a green dress, and holding a sword and a ewer. i still need to paint her skin, her belt and satchel, her ewer, and the base. this is a head-on view.a wip of one of the hero characters from the warhammer quest: darkwater board game. she's a water mage with red hair, wearing a green dress, and holding a sword and a ewer. i still need to paint her skin, her belt and satchel, her ewer, and the base. this is a view from behind.a wip of one of the hero characters from the warhammer quest: darkwater board game. she's a water mage with red hair, wearing a green dress, and holding a sword and a ewer. i still need to paint her skin, her belt and satchel, her ewer, and the base. this is a a view from her right sidea wip of one of the hero characters from the warhammer quest: darkwater board game. she's a water mage with red hair, wearing a green dress, and holding a sword and a ewer. i still need to paint her skin, her belt and satchel, her ewer, and the base. this is a view from her front left
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beef fizz @beeffizz.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
DON'T DATE ROBOTS!
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beef fizz @beeffizz.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
a guard from oblivion with a  speech bubble above his head, making it look like he's saying the above post
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beef fizz @beeffizz.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
photograph of a woman with a side shave. where her scalp is visible, she has "Blood and Teeth" tattooed in gothic script. there are definitely hitler partical detected in the image
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beef fizz @beeffizz.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
kamala after committing genocide:
kamala harris saying "we did it, joe"
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beef fizz @beeffizz.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
a shot of ian malcolm from jurassic park saying "your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they never stopped to think if they should"
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beef fizz @beeffizz.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
i think waffles and pancakes are both delicious
painting by norman rockwell titled "freedom of speech." a man is standing up to speak in a crowded room
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beef fizz @beeffizz.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
marge, lisa, and maggie simpson sitting on a couch. marge is half-shrugging and saying "that's true, but she shouldn't say it."
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beef fizz @beeffizz.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
i always appreciate clear instructions
photograph of an outdoor bench. it's a large stone square with no back rest. on the right side, starting from roughly the center of the square and extending to just past the edge, there is a strange sort of arm rest/side rest thing made out of metal, with the word "sit" cut out. the bench is covered in a light layer of snow
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beef fizz @beeffizz.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
kent brockman at the anchor desk with an image on screen of a cowering man being whipped by a giant ant. brockman is saying "and i, for one, welcome our new insect overlords"
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beef fizz @beeffizz.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
yeah, sounds about right
melancholic
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beef fizz @beeffizz.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
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beef fizz @beeffizz.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
i love how the most aggressively shitty people all have some variation on this in either their bio or their pinned post yes tracytastic bitchcakes, i'm sure your refusal to even entertain the thought of interacting with people who need financial support is borne of your boundless empathy
pinned post of user Tracytastic Bitchcakes originally posted on 12/12/24

No crypto
No cam girls or onlyfans
No bots
No DMs
No scams
No requests for money.
No racism
No homophobia
No misogyny
No transphobes
No abused/ailing animals-I'm overly empathetic and it exacerbates my anxiety

I'm here for the resistance not your disingenuous bullshit.
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beef fizz @beeffizz.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
just in case the nazi defender blocks me or removes the quote:
skeet from Old Glory Robot Insurance supermills.bsky.social

Wouldn’t surprise me at all if he had more skeletons in his closet.  He kind of gives me the creeps, but the dog pile on him feels extremely manufactured.  There are hardly even any news articles about this nazi tattoo, it’s purely an online issue.
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beef fizz @beeffizz.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
can you even imagine whining this much, while you're actively choosing to make life harder for chronically ill people?
a post and its responses:

prisonculture
i want to once again encourage everyone who can to take advantage of opportunities to gather with others in person. it's more important than ever. it was wonderful to be with folks today at communiversary. we'll be back at it next saturday. join in if interested.

beef fizz
cool. well, i'm disabled and chronically ill, and you've all decided to embrace eugenics and force people like me into isolation. so fuck me, i guess

prosonculture
please don't do this in a stranger's mentions.
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beef fizz @beeffizz.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
oh look, he's a literal crybully
screenshot of a post from sandy ernest allen
alright, the bullies have actually made me cry, not joking. i'm logging out.
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beef fizz @beeffizz.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
the timeline is timelining
the above post on my timeline, immediately followed by a post from alyson greaves
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beef fizz @beeffizz.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
i can't think of a more concise depiction of this moment in history
two individual skeets on the skyline

Raea 🦋✨️🏳️‍⚧️🏴
bsky suspended my gf for posting she's glad he's dead. this is so ridiculous, if someone spends their life trying to end yours you can't be glad they failed? when trump dies will this site penalize people celebrating? bluesky management white supremacist as hell

Andrew Lawrence
but when he said it he was wearing a suit and tie
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beef fizz @beeffizz.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
why is taco bell hitting on me?
three packets of taco bell fire sauce, each with a message on it. the messages are "marry me!" "take me home" and "too bad you're not single"
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beef fizz @beeffizz.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
bubbles floating in the air
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beef fizz @beeffizz.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
gonna keep going with silver bordered stuff. with all the ways to make token copies of creatures these days, this thing could get unruly *really* quick
s.n.o.t.
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creature - ooze
unhinged common
you may have s.n.o.t. enter stuck to another creature named s.n.o.t. if you do, all those creatures form a single creature. s.n.o.t.'s power and toughness are each equal to the square of the number of cards named s.n.o.t. stuck together to form it. (one is a 1/1, two are a 4/4, three are a 9/9, and four are a 16/16. If you manage to get -1 s.n.o.t.s stuck together, it's a 1/1.)
*^2 / *^2
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beef fizz @beeffizz.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
tracy jordan from 30 rock. he's excitedly saying to liz lemon "i finally understand the ending of the sixth sense. those names are the people who worked on the movie"
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beef fizz @beeffizz.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
since i did the bfg for a big creature, i feel like i should keep up the silver-border streak. this little guy doesn't just have haste, he's got super haste
rocket-powered turbo slug
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creature - slug
unhinged uncommon
Super haste (This may attack the turn before you cast it. (You may put this card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped and attacking during your declare attackers step. If you do, you lose the game at the beginning of your next turn's end step unless you pay this card's mana cost during that turn.))
3/1
illustrated by franz vohlwinkel
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beef fizz @beeffizz.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
this is THE big honkin' blorbo
two mtg cards put together to form a single creature

b.f.m. (big furry monster) bbbbbbbbbbbbbbb
summon the biggest, baddest, nastiest, scariest creature you'll ever see
unglued rare
you must play both b.f.m. cards to put b.f.m. into play. if either b.f.m. card leaves play, sacrifice the other.
b.f.m. can be blocked only by three or more creatures.
"it was big. really, really big. no, bigger than that. even bigger. keep going. more. no, more. look, we're talking krakens and dreadnoughts for jewelry. it was big!" -arna kennerüd, skyknight
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illustrated by douglas schuler
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beef fizz @beeffizz.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
screenshot of a post from Triple-Q @triple-q.bsky.social I think it's funny how people think that South Park is a "centrist" show that "teaches that its cool to not care" when they're the ones who took a hard stance and quite literally put their lives on the line against radical groups because of cartoon depictions of Muhammad
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beef fizz @beeffizz.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
a man from an "i think you should leave" sketch. he is saying "shut up, paul"
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beef fizz @beeffizz.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
a jug of ortho bed bug, flea, and tick killer with applicator wand
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beef fizz @beeffizz.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
was this the customer?
johnny bravo
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beef fizz @beeffizz.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
comic with two panels

the first panel shows someone holding a piece of paper with "sotomayor dissented" on it.

the second panel shows dipper pines from gravity falls saying, "this is worthless!"
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beef fizz @beeffizz.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
a man sitting by himself at a diner. he's saying "triples makes it safe. triples is best."
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beef fizz @beeffizz.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
screenshot of a tweet by @hermit_hwarang

american *sees something american happening americanly in america*: what are we a bunch of ASIANS?!?!???
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beef fizz @beeffizz.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
cover of "a scanner darkly" by philip k. dick
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beef fizz @beeffizz.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
this might explain it
"matt yglesias follower" label
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beef fizz @beeffizz.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
society if this were true
utopia. green grass, blue skies, flying cars, gleaming cities
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beef fizz @beeffizz.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
had to say good bye to a friend today
my dog darby, lying in the sun on my deck
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beef fizz @beeffizz.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
liberal brain rot is fascinating. look at this and tell me they have a coherent worldview
skeet captioned "a good strategy in general"
image shows a crowd of people pushing over a giant domino labeled "tesla" with other dominos behind it labeled "elon" "trump" "republicans" and "russia"
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beef fizz @beeffizz.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
we're seeing significant advances in woke technology
BLEAKSIGILKEEP
Woke zero: all the inclusion, none of the calories

jenny_tightpants🪑
i'm starting woke 2
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beef fizz @beeffizz.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
immediately blocking any transphobic liberal "allies" i see posting bigoted stuff like this
Ann butterfly emoji @annokla.bsky.social

Elonia is upset that Tim Walz took the stage and criticized Tesla, but he himself took a chainsaw to represent job cuts. Such a hypocrite!
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beef fizz @beeffizz.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
it's weird that liberals are afraid to say trump's name, right? it's not just me?
mad rupert
@madrupett.bsky.social
Neighbor guy who smokes alone in his backyard every day just yelled FUCK YOU D***** T**** at the top of his lungs and like yeah same
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