Beef-e @beefe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026So many personal trainers are disconnected from real life. Not everybody is trying to look like a fitness model. Their social media personas are low-key delulu. 011
Beef-e @beefe.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The duality of the loneliness and empowering nature of releasing relationships that no longer serve you. 040
Beef-e @beefe.bsky.social · 16/09/2026When is Apple gonna let me edit my nudes with these new features? 😂 Turn that safety filter shit off. 160
Beef-e @beefe.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Let’s start the day on some note. Carpe that diem, I guess… #MonochromeMonday #MCM 0380
Beef-e @beefe.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Men seeking out DL or straight men give me the ick. Be better. 030
Beef-e @beefe.bsky.social · 11/08/2026I don’t want to go to a pool if I can’t be naked. #towelTuesday (abstractly) #tummyTuesday #nudist 0436
Beef-e @beefe.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Men cheating on their partners have the most audacity. What do you mean, you expect me to rearrange my entire schedule for your limited, small window of availability? 020
Beef-e @beefe.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Gay men who unironically quote “live life to its fullest” usually just have an itinerary of circuit parties across the globe. I love that for them. Hopefully they actually experience the culture. You got “untz untz untz” at home. 020
Beef-e @beefe.bsky.social · 30/07/2026The bears don’t wanna be bears no more.static.klipy.comSassy ManALT: Sassy Man 010
Beef-e @beefe.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Last week, I went from having one of the best days I’ve had in a few months to one of the crash-outiest days of my life. Good thing this weekend was restorative. 030
Beef-e @beefe.bsky.social · 25/07/2026When my pits smell perfect, I get so sad when I have to put on deodorant. 140
Beef-e @beefe.bsky.social · 24/07/2026That Scruff app is doing their big one with these “tap in” moments. I have 1.2k dicks to peruse. 😂 000
Beef-e @beefe.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Haven’t been this smitten with a man in so long. I hate this feeling. I even like his husband too. I hate being gay. 😂😂 050
Beef-e @beefe.bsky.social · 22/07/2026As much as I would like to switch gyms, the one I am considering is the same one that has three men I don’t care to ever see again in life. 020
Beef-e @beefe.bsky.social · 20/07/2026There’s online slutty and there’s irl slutty. Some ppl do both, some don’t. 020
Beef-e @beefe.bsky.social · 17/07/2026I hate when people, especially bottoms, unlock their albums, and it’s the caliber of ass pics you could post on LinkedIn. 😂 Bye 150
Beef-e @beefe.bsky.social · 15/07/2026I’m low-key built like a bus. I don’t mind it most days until I have to try on clothes, and it becomes a whole thing. 030
Beef-e @beefe.bsky.social · 14/07/2026What’s decorum when men leave you on read but want to socialize in social settings? We’ve hung out multiple times. In my head, I’m like, “Girl, fuck you,” but I’m trying to be better. 020
Beef-e @beefe.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Me googling: “if they die, does the NDA expire…” DC boys, reread your NDA before you start gabbing. 👀🤐 050
Beef-e @beefe.bsky.social · 01/07/2026You can’t see it very well, but I love a jock strap with a wide band #HumpDay 28711
Beef-e @beefe.bsky.social · 28/06/2026When you think you’re being smooth and hand your phone to a guy to text you and a whole text conversation pulls up. Give me my phone back.😂😂 010
Beef-e @beefe.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Gay men, butt holes are not naturally lubricating. Stop lying to people on the Internet. If yours is “naturally wet,” please discuss that discharge with your healthcare provider. 😂 051
Beef-e @beefe.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Some days, I get irrationally annoyed by drying off… #towelTuesday #tummyTuesday 2411
Beef-e @beefe.bsky.social · 23/06/2026I love a regular-ass man with a regular-ass dick and a regular-ass body. 080
Beef-e @beefe.bsky.social · 22/06/2026I did not comment on how hot some people’s dads are. Clap for me. 020
Beef-e @beefe.bsky.social · 18/06/2026My luck with men has been awful but today made it better. That was def worth the wait. 040
Beef-e @beefe.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Sometimes, this is the reason I’m late. #fcf #fullbushfriday 2665
Beef-e @beefe.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Pride is still important but I’ve never sought acceptance. That’s how we ended up in this shit now. All rainbows and butterflies instead of giving more of these motherfuckers a two piece and a biscuit. 021
Beef-e @beefe.bsky.social · 04/06/2026I can’t decide who’s more annoying, closeted or cheating men… I’m not downloading another app for you to send me disappearing messages. 030
Beef-e @beefe.bsky.social · 03/06/2026I like to imagine myself as low-maintenance (I’m not, but let me indulge in this fantasy). If Astroglide is the only lube you have, I could’ve brought some. I mean, it’s your hole, don’t you want better for it? 😂 071
Beef-e @beefe.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Told a man I’m interested in exploring impact play. He slapped me so hard. 😂😂 I didn’t hate it. 030
Beef-e @beefe.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Admitting to myself that I’m in my demisexual era. I hate this for me. 020
