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bee alexander 🔜 pax:u @beealexander.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

i loved all of these small games!!! and, as promised, here are pictures of the even smaller kitten my mom and i fostered for about a week and a half (it felt like a month) (love him down but i’m glad to be demoted to fun uncle from 22 year old teen mom)

a very small tuxedo kitten, Dusty, resting on the back of my neck with his head on my bonnet

blurry action shot of Dusty capturing a feather cat toy

me and Dusty taking a selfie. i am lying on my back on a bed. Dusty is curled up next to my head. we are both looking at the camera neutrally.

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bee alexander 🔜 pax:u @beealexander.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

do you like #Dimension20? do you like ttrpgs that aren't dnd? come join D20 BUT ALSO FOREVER AFTER, a collection of homebrew ttrpg materials/short original games for the d20 zine jam! open to game designers and artists of all experience levels! info in thread ⬇️

the cover for D20 BUT ALSO FOREVER AFTER, made to look like the cover of a composition notebook. text reads "DIMENSION 20 but also... FOREVER AFTER." the "forever after" is taken from a shrek 4 poster. there are stickers of various types of dice

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bee alexander 🔜 pax:u @beealexander.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

can’t stop KILL HIM/THEM exactly like this

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bee alexander 🔜 pax:u @beealexander.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

new pinned! bee alexander! host of @tabletopbookclub.bsky.social every month(ish)! game designer and actualplay performer sometimes! philadelphia! transgender! black! me and my cat! rentry.co/beealexander! yaaaaaaay!!!

mirror selfie of bee alexander, a lightskin black trans person with green hair. he is winking and doing an upside down peace sign

selfie of bee alexander with their black cat Luna laying on his chest

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bee alexander 🔜 pax:u @beealexander.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

after eleven months of counting we have completed a run

ryan: 995 this is my last message godspeed
rowin (lowri): 996 no fear
anthony [ant emoji] [italian flag] [plane] [two buildings]: 997
#agestagnation (bee): 998
lowri: 999 everyone hold on to your fucking hats
ro nguyen (jemy): 1000 YAAAAAAYYYYYYY YAY YAY YAY [six star reactions]

jemy: I was debating sending the wrong
number to be silly about it but I feel like y'all would've ...
lowri (reply to jemy): i would have deleted the channel i'm not even fucking around
ryan (reply to jemy): i would have exploded irl

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bee alexander 🔜 pax:u @beealexander.bsky.social · 14/12/2025

just put my zine from #PaxU up on itch :-) in FOOD FIGHT!, two players use a food delivery app to draft parties of FOOD FIGHT!ers, then they face off in combat. art and layout by @barcstravis.bsky.social 🔗 beealexander.itch.io/food-fight

cover of FOOD FIGHT!

FOOD FIGHT!
by bee alexander
FOOD FIGHT! is a quick-play fighting game for two players. each player drafts a party of FOOD FIGHT!ers, then they face off in combat.

in between the by-line and the description, there’s an illustration of a red person with marbled meat armor and a yellow person made of cheese fighting with toothpick swords

screenshot of FOOD FIGHT!’s spreads. the first and third spread are partially cut off

ROLL 3: choosing a menu section within the restaurant's menu, choose the section that corresponds with the number rolled.*
ROLL 4: choosing a meal within the section, choose the meal that corresponds with the number rolled.*
*if the number exceeds the number of options, either reroll or loop back until you've finished counting.

when you've landed on a meal, break it down into its components. each component will become a member of your party.
a party has 5 FOOD FIGHT!ers in total: too many components? choose your 5 favorites. too few? reroll rolls 3 and 4 until you have 5.

GIVE THEM LIFE!
identify the food group for each FOOD FIGHT!er in each player's party. if they could reasonably be in multiple food groups, they can be in multiple.
then, choose classes for each FOOD FIGHT!er in each player's party. each member gets one class.

illustration of a person covering themself from a blue blast with a fried egg shield

FOOD GROUPS
carbs: strong against veggies
veggies: strong against sweets
sweets: strong against meat
meat: strong against dairy
dairy: strong against fruits
fruits: strong against carbs

CLASSES
rogue: strong against mage
mage: strong against fighter
fighter: strong against rogue
finally, give each FOOD FIGHT!er in your party a name, preferably on theme with the type of food
they are.
be sure to write names, food groups, and classes somewhere where both players can see.

THE FIGHT!
one player declares heads or tails, then flips a coin. if that player called it, they go first. if not, the other player goes first.
every FOOD FIGHT!er has 25 Macros. the player that goes first chooses a member of their party to attack a member of the other party. the attacker rolls a d10, then adds any applicable strengths (each

illustration of a broccoli mage and a cut off illustration of a blue person with a fish hat

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bee alexander 🔜 pax:u @beealexander.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

birthday…… double digits (22)…….. eek

a mirror selfie of bee with their hand in a claw shape and winking

three steamed buns that look like cartoon pigs

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bee alexander 🔜 pax:u @beealexander.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

this stream disparity is really killing me

festival song by jeff rosenstock - 185 listens
ohio all the time by momma - 177 listens
flowers, flutter, your heart by kep1er - 77 listens
baby blue by days like these - 68 listens
high horse by nmixx - 67 listens

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bee alexander 🔜 pax:u @beealexander.bsky.social · 23/11/2025

taken moments before going the fuck home at like 6pm

barclay, bee, and jamie dressed as a knight, a clown, and a fairy princess, respectively

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bee alexander 🔜 pax:u @beealexander.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

this screenshot was my alternate pitch for the delayed ep announcement

finch: recording without someone Would be fine but also isn't it still up in the air whether or not we'll have bee
bee: i feel like u are not going to have me
i have an ice pack strapped to my head rn i call this mumpsmoding
[image of bee laying down in a dim room with a bandage wrapped around their head. he looks not well. there are two sob emoji reactions]

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bee alexander 🔜 pax:u @beealexander.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

expressionism in tabletop games wait for me. full recovery from concussion is not too far

first person view of swimming through a lake, from the "wife wait for me china is not too far" meme

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bee alexander 🔜 pax:u @beealexander.bsky.social · 01/09/2025

i wrote a quick-play fighting game called FOOD FIGHT! for my zine D20BA 3: TOKYO DRIFT as part of d20 zine jam 2025 :-) in FOOD FIGHT!, two players draft teams of food people and make them face off in combat

FOOD FIGHT!
by bee alexander

FOOD FIGHT! is a quick-play fighting game for two players. each player drafts a party of FOOD FIGHT!ers, then they face off in combat.

THE DRAFT:
each player opens a food delivery app of their choice. each roll a d10 four times.

ROLL 1: choosing a category from the home page
on the home page of your app, go as many categories down as you’ve rolled, ignoring non-food stores and grocery stores.
ROLL 2: choosing a restaurant from the category
within your category, choose the restaurant that corresponds with the number you’ve rolled.
ROLL 3: choosing a menu section in the restaurant
from the scroll-across menu in the restaurant, choose the section that corresponds with the number you’ve rolled. if the number is bigger than the amount of options, either reroll or loop back to the start of the menu until you’ve finished counting.
ROLL 4: choosing a meal
within the section, choose the meal that corresponds with the number you’ve rolled. if the number is bigger than the amount of options, either reroll or loop back to the start of the section until you’ve finished counting.

when you’ve landed on a meal, break it down into its components. each component will become a member of your party. a party has 5 members in total— if your meal has too many components, choose your 5 favorites; too few, reroll rolls 3 and 4 until you have 5 members.

Lily ends up on a spicy chicken sandwich from a fast food place. The components of the sandwich are spicy pepper sauce, pickles, a chicken filet, and a potato roll. They need one more thing to round out their party, so they reroll menu section and meal. They land on a fish sandwich, so they just choose the fish filet.

Dove lands on a Caribbean restaurant. He initially lands on beef patties, so he rerolls menu section and meal until he additionally gets fried dumplings, rice & peas, fried codfish, and brown stew chicken, giving him a full party.

GIVE THEM LIFE:
identify the food group for each member of each player’s party. if a member could reasonably be in multiple food groups, they can be in multiple.

FOOD GROUPS:
carbs: strong against veggies
veggies: strong against sweets
sweets: strong against meat
meat: strong against dairy
dairy: strong against fruits
fruits: strong against carbs

then, choose classes for each member of each player’s party. each member gets one class.

CLASSES:
rogue: strong against mage
mage: strong against fighter
fighter: strong against rogue

finally, give each member of your party a name, preferably on theme with the type of food they are. be sure to write names, food groups, and classes somewhere where both players can see.

Lily’s party consists of Rika, a spicy pepper sauce vegetable rogue; Vinny, a pickle vegetable mage; Junior, a chicken filet meat/carbs fighter; Tate, a potato roll carbs fighter; and Marlin, a fish filet meat/carbs rogue.

Dove’s party consists of Trisha, a beef patty meat/carbs fighter; Kned, a fried dumpling carbs mage; Sidney, a rice & peas veggie/carbs rogue; Guppy, a fried codfish meat/carbs fighter; and Stewart, a brown stew chicken veggie/meat mage.

THE FIGHT:
one player declares heads or tails, then flips a coin. if that player called it, they go first. if not, the other player goes first.

every member of each player’s party has 25 Macros each. the player that goes first chooses a member of their party to attack a member of the other party. the attacking player rolls a d10, then adds any applicable strengths (each strength adds +1 to your damage). take the final number. the attacked member loses that number of Macros. a member goes down when they hit 0 Macros.

Dove goes first. Trisha attacks Rika. He rolls a 3. Carbs are strong against veggies, and fighters are strong against rogues, so a total of 5 Macros are lost. Rika is now at 20 Macros.

Lily goes next. Vinny attacks Guppy. They roll a 9. Mages are strong against fighters, so a total of 10 Macros are lost. Guppy is now at 15 Macros.

there are 7 rounds, each player taking 1 turn per round. at the end of 7 rounds, the player with the most members still standing wins. if no members have gone down yet, keep playing until one does.

happy FOOD FIGHT!ing!

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bee alexander 🔜 pax:u @beealexander.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

have i posted yet about how sad i am that the default poster for macchef is different now. the terrible poster is PART OF IT

letterboxd recent activity
war of the worlds (2025): one star, review
chris fleming showpig: liked, rewatch, review
cloverfield: four stars, review
macbeth (2005) aka macchef: five stars, rewatch, review

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bee alexander 🔜 pax:u @beealexander.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

do you like #Dimension20? do you like ttrpgs that aren't dnd? come join D20 BUT ALSO 3: TOKYO DRIFT, a collection of ttrpg playbooks/short original games for the d20 zine jam! open to game designers and artists! info in thread ⬇️

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bee alexander 🔜 pax:u @beealexander.bsky.social · 29/03/2025

how our highest ever run ended last night

SOUPLORD (amy) at 10:31pm: 872
:imageremovebgpreview: (aneurin) at 11:00pm: 872

aneurin: AN OBSTACLE has appeared in what looked like the clear home stretch to 1000! aneurin has taken AN EDIBLE [siren emoji] [caution sign emoji]
ro nguyen (jemy): Omg boss battle moment
aneurin: [emoji of a little smiling dog in hell] aneurin cackles mischeviously
aneurin: i feel like im loading a gun every time i eject a number
judas: myfriend i have some bad news for you

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bee alexander 🔜 pax:u @beealexander.bsky.social · 29/03/2025

happy birthday!!! i really love how small this thang (paedophryne amauensis) is

picture of a paedophryne amauensis, a teeny tiny frog. the frog is sitting on a dime, and is maybe 1/4 the size of it

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bee alexander 🔜 pax:u @beealexander.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

did anyone else get this scary ass cursed evil haunted wigglytuff card in their first shining revelry pack

wigglytuff card from pokémon tcg pocket. the art is a little too realistic and really unsettling. it has a vacant expression and huge eyes

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bee alexander 🔜 pax:u @beealexander.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

my triagency mug chipped while i was out of the house a few weeks ago and i just fucked up her surgery. did you know krazy glue starts to dry really really quickly

a triangle agency mug with a small piece that’s been poorly reattached

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bee alexander 🔜 pax:u @beealexander.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

please.... i'm a good person...... why is this happening.........

bethany @unsleepingcity: so who is gonna tell bee
artie (uni era) @coffeeartificer: what happened
bethany: well you see [still from promotional video for prime's the boys teasing jensen ackles, jared padalecki, and misha collins being in the next season. it's just the top of jarpad's face]

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bee alexander 🔜 pax:u @beealexander.bsky.social · 24/02/2025

can finally post images again here’s stella

my tuxedo cat stella sitting with one back foot up in the air. she is staring off into space

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bee alexander 🔜 pax:u @beealexander.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

my original plans for tonight were watching the muppet movie 1979 twice. i’m still doing this but

message in discord channel “movie night” from “mr big cheese” (bee) that says “accidentally got invested in the super bowl”

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bee alexander 🔜 pax:u @beealexander.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

idk if i’m cooking. i’m like rapidly stirring boiling water and going wow smells great

screenshot from severance. needlepoint that says:
I was blind till you gave me Vision
I was languid till you gave me Verve
I was simple till you gave me Wit
I was peevish till you gave me Cheer
I was vain till you gave me Humility
I was cruel till you gave me Benevolence
I was gawkish till you gave me Nimbleness
I was false till you gave me Probity
I was dim till you gave me Wiles
I was Me till you gave me You

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bee alexander 🔜 pax:u @beealexander.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

finally got my id renewed. he’s all growed up (i look pretty much the same)

two id pictures of bee alexander, the one on the left taken at 16, the one on the right taken at 21

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bee alexander 🔜 pax:u @beealexander.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

he said the hat is too small for his head as though he didn’t pass the huge head gene onto me. but it’s the perfect size for piss boy

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bee alexander 🔜 pax:u @beealexander.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

third day of this thing. this is what i look like today please say hi and remove a zine from my person

mirror selfie in the pax unplugged bathroom. i’m wearing a black and red sweater and gray pants with two plushies attached to a belt loop

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bee alexander 🔜 pax:u @beealexander.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

forgot to take a good picture with barclay while we were in my home but it is in fact pax:u day one. currently i’m in paris baguette but soon i’ll be in the con center

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bee alexander 🔜 pax:u @beealexander.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

keep looking at my pax:u zine and giggling so you all get a look at the first page

cover of my business card zine for pax unplugged 2024. background is a person holding a bag with a photocard holder clipped onto it. an image of me is poorly placed over the pc holder. someone asks the person “omg who’s that in your photocard holder” and they respond “it’s my tabletop gaming bias bee alexander [smiley face]”

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bee alexander 🔜 pax:u @beealexander.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

long shot but does anyone in the philadelphia area/going to pax:u want my extra ticket to off book live thursday night? looking to sell at $40 but fine to negotiate

My SafeTix (4)
Sec ORCH-R, Row G, Seat 6

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