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spurrbe @beckyspurr.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
@mtaalerts.bsky.social honestly fuck you guys. First the last A of the night is taken out of service, making everyone scramble $ walk to another station. THEN a 1 train has a delay for a sick passenger, making an entire train wait for 20+ minutes with zero information provided. Would love my $6 back
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spurrbe @beckyspurr.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
@mta.info fuck you
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spurrbe @beckyspurr.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social tell the NYPD they can’t park in the (opposite) bus lane just to have a Kiki
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“Morty! Morty. I’m Alan Cumming, Morty. I’ve got a [BELCH] sparkly kilt and everything.”
The Traitors promo image where Alan Cumming is wearing a Statue of Liberty style crown, the spikes of which resemble the hairdo of Rick, the character from Rick and Morty
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Fa-ghoul-tha Christie @joelnb.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Jane Krakowski as Jenna Maroney in 30 Rock saying "It's an AI-generated movie about Bitcoin starring Gal Gadot. I play Bit Coin, a beautiful young 'Blocked Chain' with a troubled past."
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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
My mom watching me put up my Halloween decorations on sept 1
Astronaut saying is it Halloween time already 

Astronaut pointing a gun a them says always has been and is decorated with Halloween emojis
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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Clowns are born the same way that they get out of cars and its horrific to watch
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 26/08/2026
hard to believe sometimes but i still think evil people are also capable of dying
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Micah @rincewind.run · 26/08/2026
there are going to be many remembrances of Tim Curry today for his brilliant work in Rocky Horror and Clue and so much more, but to me this ridiculous bit from Red Alert sums up everything that made him great you never knew what you were going to get with him, but whatever it was would be brilliant
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Tim Curry: Uncorrupted Space
Alt: Tim Curry's Space gif from Red Alert
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Breakfast 🍩☕️🍑 @donutscoffeeme.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I'm just saying if the Grim Reaper is on a streak of taking 80 year olds... After Dolly Parton and Tim Curry, we deserve a little treat.
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
you can’t take Dolly Parton and Tim Curry from us in two days without giving us a huge fucking win. there must be balance
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Micah @rincewind.run · 26/08/2026
if these things come in threes the universe absolutely owes us you know what as the third at this point
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Mal a BOO 👻 @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
“All these recalls, what is there we can eat?” The rich.
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Fuji @notfuji.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 04/08/2026
daturpin on Threads: "For no reason at all I have started making a Flock camera bird feeder for crows"

[A screenshot of an Autodesk Fusion 360 CAD workspace displays a 3D model design titled "Fluck_bird_feeder_v3". The model replicates the casing of a Flock Safety automated license plate reader camera.]
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 19/08/2026
Parents, what would you do with four hours of child-free time? 
We launched a Parents’ Night Out program with NYC Parks to give NYC parents a little time back for themselves, because we’re committed to making it easier to raise a family in the greatest city in the world.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Hearing about a star trek episode someone AI generated is going to be 100 times worse than hearing about their dream
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Thinkinge of askinge Chat GPT a questioun about your plannes? Trye a tarot deck. Cheaper, bettir for the environment, bettir resultes. Not so swyvinge evil.
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Mamdani for mayor because imagine if extraterrestrials land in Central Park. Who do you want greeting them? If the Glooborbians arrive and Cuomo is in charge he will grope his way into a galactic showdown but Mamdani will easily slide into the DMs of peace by giving them bbq chicken pizza
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Joel S. @joelhs.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Whatever else was wrong with the United States, we truly did have a higher education system that was the envy of the world. Now we’re lighting it on fire because some people are bored and racist.
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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
write this down: a closed Rite Aid is called a Wrong Aid 
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Ghoulothy @landbeforetim.myatproto.social · 05/08/2026
I’m still thinking about that 9th century Irish monk who loved his cat Pangur Bán so much he wrote a poem about him
Gaelic
Messe agus Pangur Bán, cechtar nathar fria shaindán: bíth a menmasam fri seilgg.
mu menma céin im shaincheirdd.
Caraimse fos, ferr cach clú oc mu lebrán, léir ingnu;
ní foirmtech frimm Pangur bán
caraid cesin a maccdán
Ó ru biam, scél gan scís innar tegdais, ar n-endís,
táithiunn, díchríchide clius
ni fris tarddam ar n-áthius
Gnáth, húaraib, ar gressaib gal
glenaid luch inna línsam; os mé, du-fuit im lín chéin
dliged ndoraid cu ndronchéill
Fúachaidsem fri frega fál
a rosc, a nglése comlán; fúachimm chéin fri fégi fis
mu rosc réil, cesu imdis.
Fáclidsem cu ndéne dul
hi nglen luch inna gérchrub; hi tucu cheist ndoraid ndil os mé chene am fáelid.
Cia beimmi a-min nach ré ni derban cách a chéile maith la cechtar nár a dán; subaigthius a oenurán
Hé fesin as choimsid dáu;
in muid du-ngní cach enláu;
du thabairt doraid du glé for mu muid céin am messe.
Aistrithe ag Robin Flower

English
I and Pangur Bán, my cat
"Tis a like task we are at;
Hunting mice is his delight
Hunting words I sit all night.
Better far than praise of men
"Tis to sit with book and pen;
Pangur bears me no ill will, He too plies his simple skill.
"Tis a merry thing to see
At our tasks how glad are we, When at home we sit and find Entertainment to our mind.
Oftentimes a mouse will stray
In the hero Pangur's way:
Oftentimes my keen thought set
Takes a meaning in its net.
'Gainst the wall he sets his eye Full and fierce and sharp and sly;
Gainst the wall of knowledge I All my little wisdom try.
When a mouse darts from its den, O how glad is Pangur then!
O what gladness do I prove
When I solve the doubts I love!
So in peace our tasks we ply, Pangur Bán, my cat, and I;
In our arts we find our bliss, I have mine and he has his.
Practice every day has made Pangur perfect in his trade;
I get wisdom day and night Turning darkness into light.
Translated by Robin Flower
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Momo @heyheymomo.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Hello id like to spend all at once please
4 panel comic. 

Panel 1: A pink blob character in suit tells Forg “you did a good business”

Panel 2: the pink blob in suit hands forg a dollar bill. He says “here is your pay”

Panel 3: forg holds the dollar bill. The man in suit walks off the frame. He reminds forg “don’t spend it all at once”

Panel 4: we see now that forg didn’t really listen to his advice. He stands in front of a building labeled “things you don’t need store”, dollar bill still in hand ready to be spent
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 23/09/2024
POV you find out that gum you like is going to come back in style
Still from the television show twin peaks showing the dwarf in the black lodge with text that says "that gum you like is going to come back in style"
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
asking jake from state farm if he thinks god is dead
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- just brady @justbrady.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
add moving and corporate takeover and it’s going great
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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 01/05/2023
mcdonald's manager: show the new guy the ropes me: yeah no prob *opens drawer* we use them to restrain grimace
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 29/07/2026
riot in the group chat
Pillow Fight by Richard Scarry  

a bunch of mouse children in a superwide bed wailing on each other with pillows
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Ursula K. Le Guin Bot @leguinbot.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The individual cannot bargain with the State. The State recognizes no coinage but power: and it issues the coins itself.
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BOO Bolander @bbolander.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Buying razors at Walgreens is harder than buying drugs at the gas station
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 22/07/2026
it's time to live mas
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John Wick Cocking Pistol - Keanu Reeves
ALT: John Wick Cocking Pistol - Keanu Reeves
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 22/07/2026
Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.
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METAL GEAR SCARERIC @homunculusdick.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I love that Widows Bay respects the sight gag. The worksheet that gives Patricia two lines for "what do you love about yourself?" and "what don't you love about yourself?" taking up the rest of the page is so good, man.
Description basically fits the post. Screenshot of a page from a book.
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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
The White House announced that Trump will attend the World Cup final which will ensure a historic double loss for both teams and all other attendees
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Costa Samaras @costasamaras.com · 19/07/2026
Could Excel be conscious? We surveyed more than Jan 1 1900 people to find out.
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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 15/07/2026
Kirk and Spock with a Horta. Kirk says "so the monster terrorizing the miners was really a mother protecting her eggs... maybe the real "devil in the dark" was the friends we made along the way"
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
An image with two stock images of 7 pieces of buttered toast with text above that reads "off work late? Hungry, but too tired to cook? Try fourteen pieces of buttered toast" and text at the bottom that reads "you certainly will not regret eating fourteen pieces of buttered toast"
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haunted ghoulfriend👻🍬 @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
*mom voice* lock in right now im not going to ask you again
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Today marks 10 years since the launch of Pokemon Go, the last full week of optimism in America
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Mitch McConnell Shriveled up alien from cocoon
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Matt DeLong @mattdelong.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Simpsons meme with Hans Moleman on a pay phone saying “I need the biggest metaphor you have.” Followed by “No, that’s too big.”
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Jason Rabinowitz @airlineflyer.net · 05/07/2026
A $3 @mta.info subway fare and some good Q train timing can buy you one hell of a view of the July 4th fireworks and the Brooklyn Bridge light show! Huge shoutout to the train operator for slow rolling over the Manhattan Bridge and the conductor for announcing it.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
What REALLY caused Alex Jones to pop? We have explosive new info.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 04/07/2026
Happy Fourth of July, New York City
Mayor Mamdani on a boat smiling in front of the Statue of Liberty.
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
"The Mayor in Jaws is STILL THE MAYOR IN JAWS 2" will never not be an accurate reflection of our electoral politics.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
lord god and jesus christ I do not ask for much but I am literally begging you this time
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
president's going to give a 2 hr speech in 107 degree heat you say
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
This is how they found Mitch McConnell
ET, dead in a river again
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