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@beck.deer.army
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He/him • Demi+bi • 30 • Chicago • SFW but 🔞 • Urbanist engineer • Happily single • Beck 🦌 by Fleeting Fennec • Kato 🐂 by Rum Wolf • I block most non-furries

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Beck @beck.deer.army · 19/02/2026
Skål
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Beck @beck.deer.army · 19/02/2026
Deer furries are the hottest and I'm not biased in any way
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Beck @beck.deer.army · 15/02/2026
I love Spain! So beautiful
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Beck @beck.deer.army · 15/02/2026
Working on my pant game
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Beck @beck.deer.army · 12/02/2026
I presented to a group of committee members at the city, now it's time to drink 20,000 beers
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Beck @beck.deer.army · 09/02/2026
Two days before flying out for NFC, I have to fly to Phoenix for a last minute substitution to present a project. I'm stressing, this will be a busy week 😓
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Beck @beck.deer.army · 02/02/2026
Need more fursonas with names like "Steve", "Michael", "Dan"
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Beck @beck.deer.army · 01/02/2026
They don't call it "3 beer 30" for nothing (at 30 years, feeling shitty in the morning after only 3 beers)
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Beck @beck.deer.army · 30/01/2026
Going from beans on toast for lunch to a Michelin Star restaurant for dinner 🥴 Gotta humble myself
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Beck @beck.deer.army · 30/01/2026
I need to clean up the way I take in news. I stopped trusting US news outlets which happen to be purely US-centric anyway. Any quality international sources that people follow? BBC seems reasonable.
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Beck @beck.deer.army · 24/01/2026
Remember when Benghazi was the big scandal? Can we just go back to the really tame shit?
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Beck @beck.deer.army · 24/01/2026
Our supermarket made the conscious decision to install fridge doors over the paper alcohol sign. They literally caulked over it 🙃
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Beck @beck.deer.army · 11/01/2026
Pope's gonna deliver his Sunday sermon tomorrow "Ursus deorsum!" (Bear down!)
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Beck @beck.deer.army · 11/01/2026
Living next to three sports bars in Chicago right now on this Saturday night is kind of wild.
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Josh Caracal @blueskyflop.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
I am now a proud resident of uptown Chicago
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Beck @beck.deer.army · 03/01/2026
Wait so we're actually pulling another Iraq? And I'm paying for it? Yeah, no, fuck this, I'm out of here
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Beck @beck.deer.army · 02/01/2026
Where are the furries that live in NYC?
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Beck @beck.deer.army · 01/01/2026
Bro not again 😭😣
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Beck @beck.deer.army · 30/12/2025
It's time to get serious
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Beck @beck.deer.army · 25/12/2025
Happy holidays everyone, but especially to the deer out there tis-ing the season!
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Beck @beck.deer.army · 24/12/2025
More burnout, and... well... haha... i'm not talking about tires
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Beck @beck.deer.army · 10/12/2025
⚠️ THIS PHOTO IS AI GENERATED ⚠️
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Beck @beck.deer.army · 28/11/2025
Yay my unapologetic white supremacist cousin made an appearance at the Thanksgiving gathering 🥲
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Beck @beck.deer.army · 15/11/2025
I'm spending all my dump tariff money in Canada, Mexico and Denmark
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Beck @beck.deer.army · 13/11/2025
I just don't go to the doctor anymore because it has been a minefield with insurance coverage battles and getting billed for things you never asked for. Fuck this country, seriously
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Beck @beck.deer.army · 13/11/2025
We need to abolish the US Department of Transportation and just contract the Danish MOT to take care of everything
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Beck @beck.deer.army · 12/11/2025
WAKE UP SHEEPLE
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Beck @beck.deer.army · 12/11/2025
I'm so repulsed at this new trend of suburb drive through-only "coffee shops" that serve sugar-caffeine drinks. You know the ones. Such an enabling business model in many ways
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Beck @beck.deer.army · 12/11/2025
Finally!!!! Sure took a year or four to finally see some.
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Beck @beck.deer.army · 03/11/2025
I can't believe I'm about to say this... I had a pleasant time in Milwaukee today 🙊🙊🙊🙊
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Beck @beck.deer.army · 03/11/2025
I need someone that can match my energy (high strung, can't sit still)
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Beck @beck.deer.army · 02/11/2025
Sports guys are insane "HUHUH MY FAVORITE FOOTBALL PLAYER IN THE COMMERCIAL" You can sell them absolutely anything
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Beck @beck.deer.army · 01/11/2025
Illinois, Land of Twink'on
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Beck @beck.deer.army · 30/10/2025
The stuff I'm doing at work right now is really triggering some existential dread. I can sense another burnout could be on the way.
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Beck @beck.deer.army · 26/10/2025
I feel so PNW-core
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Beck @beck.deer.army · 21/10/2025
Better to be called a faggot than pronounced dead. (Me putting on a high vis vest to bike at night)
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Beck @beck.deer.army · 19/10/2025
I love hanging with friends but I feel so emotionally distant to them always
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Beck @beck.deer.army · 13/10/2025
The Katy Perry dating Justin Trudeau insane timeline is the timeline that I want, just whimsical, farfetched, and goofy stuff. Not the grim sadistic horseshit reality we're actually living through right now.
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Beck @beck.deer.army · 13/10/2025
I call it Western Avenue Syndrome because every single driver on this fucking street does not stop for you despite already walking halfway through the crossing in between the lanes
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Beck @beck.deer.army · 12/10/2025
I imagine if I go to Australia, it'd be over. You would never see me again
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Beck @beck.deer.army · 12/10/2025
I'm gonna take my date for a romantic walk around Park No. 578 🥰🥰
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Beck @beck.deer.army · 10/10/2025
Planning one con per year (NFC) to maintain my furry membership
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Beck @beck.deer.army · 10/10/2025
Me @ every car I see
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tolf @tolf.dog · 09/10/2025
do you think it's like a xiaolongbao but instead of broth it's malört
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Beck @beck.deer.army · 04/10/2025
Why the fuck would you want a lawn?? 🐝
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Beck @beck.deer.army · 29/09/2025
Still waiting to feel excited about any upcoming furry cons 🙄
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Beck @beck.deer.army · 29/09/2025
This goober can't leave me alone
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Beck @beck.deer.army · 29/09/2025
Agghh my mind is racing and going a million different directions tonight. Big decisions feel like they're on the way. 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫
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Beck @beck.deer.army · 26/09/2025
Seattle... We need to talk...
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Beck @beck.deer.army · 22/09/2025
I want to convince all these fundamentalist Christians that all right wing leaders are the embodiment of Satan and they're falling into his trap. "And no wonder, for even Satan masquerades as an angel of light." 2 Corinthians 11:14
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