Beck @beck.deer.army · 12/02/2026I presented to a group of committee members at the city, now it's time to drink 20,000 beers 2120
Beck @beck.deer.army · 09/02/2026Two days before flying out for NFC, I have to fly to Phoenix for a last minute substitution to present a project. I'm stressing, this will be a busy week 😓 241
Beck @beck.deer.army · 01/02/2026They don't call it "3 beer 30" for nothing (at 30 years, feeling shitty in the morning after only 3 beers) 160
Beck @beck.deer.army · 30/01/2026Going from beans on toast for lunch to a Michelin Star restaurant for dinner 🥴 Gotta humble myself 060
Beck @beck.deer.army · 30/01/2026I need to clean up the way I take in news. I stopped trusting US news outlets which happen to be purely US-centric anyway. Any quality international sources that people follow? BBC seems reasonable. 040
Beck @beck.deer.army · 24/01/2026Remember when Benghazi was the big scandal? Can we just go back to the really tame shit? 060
Beck @beck.deer.army · 24/01/2026Our supermarket made the conscious decision to install fridge doors over the paper alcohol sign. They literally caulked over it 🙃 040
Beck @beck.deer.army · 11/01/2026Pope's gonna deliver his Sunday sermon tomorrow "Ursus deorsum!" (Bear down!) 060
Beck @beck.deer.army · 11/01/2026Living next to three sports bars in Chicago right now on this Saturday night is kind of wild. 040
Reposted by BeckJosh Caracal @blueskyflop.bsky.social · 11/01/2026I am now a proud resident of uptown Chicago 141
Beck @beck.deer.army · 03/01/2026Wait so we're actually pulling another Iraq? And I'm paying for it? Yeah, no, fuck this, I'm out of here 040
Beck @beck.deer.army · 25/12/2025Happy holidays everyone, but especially to the deer out there tis-ing the season! 1220
Beck @beck.deer.army · 24/12/2025More burnout, and... well... haha... i'm not talking about tires 150
Beck @beck.deer.army · 28/11/2025Yay my unapologetic white supremacist cousin made an appearance at the Thanksgiving gathering 🥲 240
Beck @beck.deer.army · 15/11/2025I'm spending all my dump tariff money in Canada, Mexico and Denmark 170
Beck @beck.deer.army · 13/11/2025I just don't go to the doctor anymore because it has been a minefield with insurance coverage battles and getting billed for things you never asked for. Fuck this country, seriously 290
Beck @beck.deer.army · 13/11/2025We need to abolish the US Department of Transportation and just contract the Danish MOT to take care of everything 020
Beck @beck.deer.army · 12/11/2025I'm so repulsed at this new trend of suburb drive through-only "coffee shops" that serve sugar-caffeine drinks. You know the ones. Such an enabling business model in many ways 490
Beck @beck.deer.army · 03/11/2025I can't believe I'm about to say this... I had a pleasant time in Milwaukee today 🙊🙊🙊🙊 140
Beck @beck.deer.army · 03/11/2025I need someone that can match my energy (high strung, can't sit still) 130
Beck @beck.deer.army · 02/11/2025Sports guys are insane "HUHUH MY FAVORITE FOOTBALL PLAYER IN THE COMMERCIAL" You can sell them absolutely anything 170
Beck @beck.deer.army · 30/10/2025The stuff I'm doing at work right now is really triggering some existential dread. I can sense another burnout could be on the way. 020
Beck @beck.deer.army · 21/10/2025Better to be called a faggot than pronounced dead. (Me putting on a high vis vest to bike at night) 130
Beck @beck.deer.army · 19/10/2025I love hanging with friends but I feel so emotionally distant to them always 010
Beck @beck.deer.army · 13/10/2025The Katy Perry dating Justin Trudeau insane timeline is the timeline that I want, just whimsical, farfetched, and goofy stuff. Not the grim sadistic horseshit reality we're actually living through right now. 160
Beck @beck.deer.army · 13/10/2025I call it Western Avenue Syndrome because every single driver on this fucking street does not stop for you despite already walking halfway through the crossing in between the lanes 250
Beck @beck.deer.army · 12/10/2025I imagine if I go to Australia, it'd be over. You would never see me again 330
Beck @beck.deer.army · 12/10/2025I'm gonna take my date for a romantic walk around Park No. 578 🥰🥰 180
Reposted by Becktolf @tolf.dog · 09/10/2025do you think it's like a xiaolongbao but instead of broth it's malört 371
Beck @beck.deer.army · 29/09/2025Agghh my mind is racing and going a million different directions tonight. Big decisions feel like they're on the way. 😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫 040
Beck @beck.deer.army · 22/09/2025I want to convince all these fundamentalist Christians that all right wing leaders are the embodiment of Satan and they're falling into his trap. "And no wonder, for even Satan masquerades as an angel of light." 2 Corinthians 11:14 040