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Sigourney Cleaver

@beccamallette.bsky.social
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Data Engineer 🔧 ⌨️ Aging Roller Derby Player 🛼 Menagerie Manager 🐕🐕🐈🐈🐈 Masochistic Knitter 🧶 Negligent Gardener 🌱 Buffalo, NY 🦬

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Sigourney Cleaver @beccamallette.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m a knitting snob. It’s just who I am. I’m really glad your chunky chenille knits make you so happy! They’re simply not for me just like proper tension and gauge, plied yarns, and studied techniques are not for you. #craftsnark #ImMostlyJoking #StopGiftingMeChenille
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Sigourney Cleaver @beccamallette.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ben Mendelsohn can get it. And by It, I mean my undivided attention whenever he’s on screen. (But also, he can get it.)
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Sigourney Cleaver @beccamallette.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Trying to install a new storm door on the side of the house got me like
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Sigourney Cleaver @beccamallette.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Today was my last day at the company I’ve been with for 5 years. It’s bittersweet. I love so many of the people I’ve worked with but I am burnt. Exhausted. Drained. I’m taking two weeks and a day until starting the new gig. I’m going to sleep a lot.
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Sigourney Cleaver @beccamallette.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Washing a full day’s worth of sunscreen (and Pride parade glitter) off in a Sunday-after-7PM shower has to be as close to a divine sensation as I can currently imagine
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Sigourney Cleaver @beccamallette.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
That moment when every pasty bitch on the girls trip forgot sunscreen
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Sigourney Cleaver @beccamallette.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
I know that it does more harm than good to contradict the perspective or ideas of somebody in memory care. For my part, I do my best to go along with whatever my dad says and not cause him additional stress Instead, I just hold that stress myself.
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Sigourney Cleaver @beccamallette.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
The cast of Kong: Skull Island is just batshit.
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Sigourney Cleaver @beccamallette.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
When I was 31, I moved from academia to the corporate world. I was the oldest on my team and the youngest was a girl fresh out of college. We all got along really well but eventually, I found myself casually at odds with the youngest teammate. She had a lot of hills to die on…
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Sigourney Cleaver @beccamallette.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Pizza topping idea: The “Well, I Like Cheese.” Cheese pizza with a hint of pepperoni oil. IYKYK
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Sigourney Cleaver @beccamallette.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Dressing for a 90s party in the twilight of my 30s means wearing compression socks with my doc martens
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Sigourney Cleaver @beccamallette.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Hot Take Tapping a WhatsApp notification for a spam call should NEVER call that spammer back. It should just open the app to View the call in order to block and report.
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Sigourney Cleaver @beccamallette.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
I’m in my Roy Kent era. Mentally preparing to stand up and be the little girl
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Sigourney Cleaver @beccamallette.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Making my first loaves out of Flour Water Salt Yeast. The pizza chapter features some questionable choices
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Sigourney Cleaver @beccamallette.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
“Secure your own mask,” I whisper to myself as I make coffee before prepping the dogs’ breakfasts
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Sigourney Cleaver @beccamallette.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Shoresy is a perfect show
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Sigourney Cleaver @beccamallette.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Rewatching The Wonder Years as an adult and there’s a LOT to take in. The poignancy of the time period and Vietnam. The actors who got their start through this series. But mostly, how Kevin Arnold is the blueprint for every asshole main character we continue to see. He’s the primordial Ted Mosby
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Sigourney Cleaver @beccamallette.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
It’s tough to get the blues to show up properly. But judging by the swatch, this is going to be an awesome blanket
A 5x5 square of knitted fabric in mottled light greens on a black towel
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Sigourney Cleaver @beccamallette.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
New Knitting Project Day
An outstretched hand holds two stacked yarn cakes in a muted sage color, subtly dappled with yellows and pinks. The bottom yarn is a sturdy fingering weight sock yarn. The top is a soft and fuzzy mohair.
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Sigourney Cleaver @beccamallette.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
~ Akamai killed my API calls ~ (Sung to the tune of Video Killed the Radio Star) #developerproblems
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Sigourney Cleaver @beccamallette.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
I got a new phone and it’s taken me weeks to get back here. I feel so old
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Sigourney Cleaver @beccamallette.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
I've had a difficult relationship with my dad for 2 decades. I do not like the man. He moved across the country when I was 10 and made it my responsibility to maintain the relationship. I had to be the one to visit him and any problems we have are my fault. Now he has Parkinson's-induced dementia🧵
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Sigourney Cleaver @beccamallette.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
I came back to roller derby after a 5Y hiatus, wavering between anxiety and determination, eager to regain a part of who I was and the community I loved prior to COVID ending my team's undefeated season. Then I broke my leg in 3 places slipping on my own icy patio less than a month into the season🧵
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Sigourney Cleaver @beccamallette.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Four ADHDers playing D&D is a chaotic fucking experience.
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Sigourney Cleaver @beccamallette.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
My convalescent zone is in the living room. I've got my half of our bed and a small end table for drinks, meds, various hygiene needs, etc. My claw grabber, crutches, work laptop, knitting bag, iPad, and other activity items are also w/in reach. I've been living here for a few days shy of a month.
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Sigourney Cleaver @beccamallette.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Nervous/Excited to finally take off my bandages and wash my incisions for the first time since surgery last month.
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Sigourney Cleaver @beccamallette.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
I'm like super upset about Mack Hollins
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Sigourney Cleaver @beccamallette.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
A broken leg is a character-revealing event for a partnership and I'm immensely grateful to say that my husband is simply the best. From three weeks ago he found me on the ground to now, he has been everything you want in a partner during such an injury.
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Sigourney Cleaver @beccamallette.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
With all my broken leg down time, I finally dug into something I've avoided in my decade of knitting: swatching for gauge and sock math. I made this w/o a pattern, following Kate Atherly's Socks 101 guide on the Knitty website. And would you look at that, it fits. #knitting
A single foot held aloft, adorned with a simple green hand-knit ankle sock. Crutches and a Buffalo Bills sign can be seen in the background. Go BillsA close up of the ribbed cuff, heel flap, and gusset of a green hand-knit ankle sock. Crutches and a cat appear in the background
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Sigourney Cleaver @beccamallette.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
20 minutes basking in sunshine + splint/staple removal = the most content I've felt in months
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Sigourney Cleaver @beccamallette.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
My main goal for this injury was avoiding constipation from hydrocodone. It took a week from my injury to have surgery and during this pre-op purgatory, I managed with Advil and Tylenol. Post-op was a different story. Unmanaged pain was panic-inducing and I had to give in and take the "good meds."
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Sigourney Cleaver @beccamallette.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Schitt's Creek is flawless.
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Sigourney Cleaver @beccamallette.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
So much for my triumphant return to roller derby. Survived both my games. Got taken out by ice.
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Sigourney Cleaver @beccamallette.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
It's Bout Day Get Hype #rollerderby
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Sigourney Cleaver @beccamallette.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
The current theme in all aspects of my life is "Shut the fuck up, do your job, and let me work."
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Sigourney Cleaver @beccamallette.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Did not even know this about today when I posted the same quote this morning
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Sigourney Cleaver @beccamallette.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Feeling real Darwin right now. "But I am very poorly today and very stupid and hate everybody and everything."
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Sigourney Cleaver @beccamallette.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
I finally found the perfect spot for the sign I got for our wedding photo booth.
A black grow tent with silver zipper piping features an ebony stained wooden sign with gold lettering in Ringbearer Medium font. "No admittance except on party business"
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
anne hathaway in a cheering happy crowd wearing a green scarf or sweater (and white shirt, eagles colors) at the 2025 superbowl
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lighthouse prince @historiancole.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
"We've got too many people here. They're up against the barricade. We're losing the barricade"-- phllly pd scanner rn and also les mis, victor hugo, 1862
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Sigourney Cleaver @beccamallette.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Going off hormonal birth control for the first time in 23 years has been a ~trip~. I wish I had done this sooner but I also would not have had certain tools at my disposal before now and I wasn't taking risks with my life plans. So far, I'm a big fan of the Oura Ring + NaturalCycles.
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Sigourney Cleaver @beccamallette.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
I expressed a strong opinion about plush bathrobes on Threads and I'm not ready for this kind of spotlight. It's not nearly as intense as the time I shared a bacon opinion but folks seem to be under the impression that I don't towel off after showering and I'm taking that personally.
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Sigourney Cleaver @beccamallette.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
5 active knitting projects isn't too many, right?
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Sigourney Cleaver @beccamallette.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Nothing like a 7:30AM gasp of a recalled memory to get a couple out of bed and out the door to drop a car off at the shop after forgetting to do so the night before.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
if we staff ICE with Uvalde police officers, they'll never enter schools
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Sigourney Cleaver @beccamallette.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
I ate before practice tonight and brought the other 2/3 of my dinner with me. I ate another 1/3 between practices, as Tuesdays are for both the league-wide and my team practice. I ate the final 1/3 afterward. I didn't puke and I didn't cry, so I've got that going for me before Friday’s home opener.
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Sigourney Cleaver @beccamallette.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
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Sigourney Cleaver @beccamallette.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
15 years ago yesterday, I saw my first roller derby game. I've always said that in that moment, nothing had ever made more sense. I joined up in 2014 and I didn't look back until COVID hit. Everything changed, of course. When the league started back up, I was up to my eyeballs in my own brain soup,
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Sigourney Cleaver @beccamallette.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
It's wildly unfair that taking a break from drinking, exercising more, eating better, and going to sleep at a reasonable hour has been an overall net positive for my physical and mental well-being.
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Sigourney Cleaver @beccamallette.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
I made the mistake about talking about bacon on threads last night after ordering an upsetting sandwich. I had to turn off all app notifications 🤦🏻‍♀️
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