BecauseICan2 @becauseican2.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The amount of blood they've drawn from me over the years could keep the local ER stocked for at least a year. I feel like I should be getting paid 🤣 120
BecauseICan2 @becauseican2.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Google Qutenza patches and you'll know what smoking hot feet are 🔥 It hurts. 110
BecauseICan2 @becauseican2.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Recently had a fuckwit doctor tell me that my double vision is not actually double vision but something I may be interpreting as double vision. And I wasn't allowed to call it diplopia because if you use the medical term it must mean you googled it and that must mean you made it up. 😑 110
BecauseICan2 @becauseican2.bsky.social · 28/09/20261000 bucks for people yapping on about their cold like the world is ending. And another for the people who listen to that and go 'ooooh that sucks, you should go lie down' Fuck all of those people 🤣 010
BecauseICan2 @becauseican2.bsky.social · 28/09/2026This is how I've lived every day for my entire life and I know it will continue until my last day. Because I've done it for 40 years already and don't know how els to be 🤷🏻♀️ 110
BecauseICan2 @becauseican2.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I fucking love that for Heather, I am that petty 030
BecauseICan2 @becauseican2.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Just last week I stumbled upon a specimen that listed my exact medical history, including my doctor's names, as soon as I walked in, without looking at his screen ONCE. I have found a real one (1!) after 12 years of endless doctors. 120
BecauseICan2 @becauseican2.bsky.social · 23/09/2026static.klipy.comBroad City: Abbi Says ForeverALT: Broad City: Abbi Says Forever 010
BecauseICan2 @becauseican2.bsky.social · 22/09/2026static.klipy.comAnnoyed Cat Says 'Fuck This' MemeALT: Annoyed Cat Says 'Fuck This' Meme 010
BecauseICan2 @becauseican2.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Well I don't have much going for me anymore, but my tits are immaculate. 120
BecauseICan2 @becauseican2.bsky.social · 21/09/2026En als je denkt dat het enkel die kinderen betreft, er zijn er nog veel, veel meer als je ook het leed van veel in Nederland geboren kinderen meetelt. Kinderen worden al lang niet mee beschermd door onze overheid. 020
Reposted by BecauseICan2Timothée (Walking out of the UN) Chomitet @timdevloo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Dit vat het eigenlijk allemaal perfect samen. 26920
BecauseICan2 @becauseican2.bsky.social · 21/09/2026When you tell them it's 24/7 you can watch their brain instantly go into psychosomatic mode. Everything that comes out of their mouth from that point on is an attempt to confirm their bias. 010
BecauseICan2 @becauseican2.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Might print it out and glue it to my forehead.. 010
BecauseICan2 @becauseican2.bsky.social · 19/09/2026En wat denk je van de vrouwen die hun haar verliezen door alopecia? Die moeten zich hun hele leven 'schamen', dat haar komt nooit meer terug. Enigszins normaal door het leven gaan met een goed haarwerk kost ongeveer 1000 euro per jaar. Je raadt het al, ik spreek uit ervaring. 110
BecauseICan2 @becauseican2.bsky.social · 15/09/2026They tell me I should buy 15 chocolate bars and stuff them in my face while I bingewatch period dramas and cry about my life. Instead, I'll just sleep and go to work 😑 110
BecauseICan2 @becauseican2.bsky.social · 15/09/2026At least the picture on the left is a more accurate display of what doctors are on the inside. Bleak and mysteriously hiding behind a shitty mask 🤣 020
BecauseICan2 @becauseican2.bsky.social · 15/09/2026But it's okay because my whole family is burden to the world 🙈 010
BecauseICan2 @becauseican2.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Well all my doctor's were wrong too, at least AI treats me with dignity and respect 🤣 000
BecauseICan2 @becauseican2.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Accurate depiction of my morning routine, except for the coffee, because my intestines do not agree with coffee. I'm denied even that. 020
BecauseICan2 @becauseican2.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Would like to wear this to my next appointment and watch it go right over their head.static.klipy.comRachel Green (Jennifer Aniston) - Friends SceneALT: Rachel Green (Jennifer Aniston) - Friends Scene 110
Reposted by BecauseICan2Meidas Charise Lee 💙🌊🌴🥥🫘 @chariselee.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Apple will reportedly pay Samsung Display approximately $250 for each inner foldable display panel used in the new iPhone Duo. Deal Overview • The Cost: Around $250 per inner folding panel. • • The Scope: Covers the iPhone Duo and subsequent foldable models. 0105
BecauseICan2 @becauseican2.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Funniest line ever as they shove you out the door without a follow-up or a referral. 110
BecauseICan2 @becauseican2.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Definitely donating mine to science, it's a freak of nature. 021
BecauseICan2 @becauseican2.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Having a week like this, where all the progress of the last 3 months seems to be undone 😑 111
BecauseICan2 @becauseican2.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I sleep with my feet dangling off the side of the bed, I can bend my back in ways you wouldn't believe. Like a circus act. 010
BecauseICan2 @becauseican2.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Once had a doc (who was 15 minutes late for an appointment I waited 2 months for) tell me I could talk about 1 of my 2 symptoms because he was late for a party. Waking up every 5 minutes choking at night wasn't important enough to even warrant a new appointment. Bet the party was killer though. 110
BecauseICan2 @becauseican2.bsky.social · 08/09/2026They once had me wait in a room full of breast implants for an unrelated consult and I considered playing drums on them 🤪 120
BecauseICan2 @becauseican2.bsky.social · 08/09/2026With proper drugs we could 🤣 but it's frowned upon I guess. 020
BecauseICan2 @becauseican2.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Geniuinely thought number 5 was a crow, coming to eat my corpse. 050
BecauseICan2 @becauseican2.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Then they opt for the dissertation and you can see the regret forming on their face as you list off symptom number 4 🤣 101
BecauseICan2 @becauseican2.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Uhm, als je het mij vraagt is de VVD radicaal-rechts 210
BecauseICan2 @becauseican2.bsky.social · 07/09/2026The problem is that in that 'uuuuh' you're not actually thinking, just filling the gap where your brain waves are supposed to be 😬 000
BecauseICan2 @becauseican2.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Die man heeft het gewoon goed bekeken. Decennia lang je brood verdienen door gewoon dezelfde onzin uit te kramen en vuurtjes te stoken, daar dik voor betaald krijgen én een net zo lekker pensioen. 020
BecauseICan2 @becauseican2.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I've started to put all symptoms into the 'must be nothing' category. I figure if it's serious I'll just keel over and then someone else can take the blame for boldly seeking medical care 😬 120
BecauseICan2 @becauseican2.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Very true. Was planning a bike ride on my day off and got annoyed that I also had to go to the store. Then the husband went "so what, you have all day". Yes, I do. In energy though, I have 3 hours. I can go to the store, but then tomorrow I'll have 90 minutes. People don't get it. 111
BecauseICan2 @becauseican2.bsky.social · 05/09/2026If it's brown, lie down. If it's black, fight back! Gotta admit, the rules are so much simpler. 110
BecauseICan2 @becauseican2.bsky.social · 05/09/2026What, listening to organs growl isn't hot? Choking on your apnea? Very sexy. 010
BecauseICan2 @becauseican2.bsky.social · 05/09/2026"Lose weight." "Learn to live with it." "Try not to have any more symptoms." "It'll pass." (6 years of constant foot pain) "I had that once, it was nothing." (10 months of progressive doible vision) Laughing. I could write a book about all the shit they give you. 010
