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@bebu.bsky.social
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I am the beast I worship. Hail Satan. I love nuns. Twitch.tv/bebu_chan

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Bebu @bebu.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I wish to eat the pizza that this Pred brought one day. It looks as good as TMNT pizza.
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Bebu @bebu.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Elder Scrolls is bad until it lets me play as one of the Khajit that are just house cat sized. Fuck elves. I want to be a Nebelung that understands the concept of entropy, then spend 20 minutes trying to bite grass.
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Bebu @bebu.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The thighs remind me of the grotesque Squidward design from when he got addicted to Krabby Patties.
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Bebu @bebu.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Nothing worse for things I like than the people who talk about them online.
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Bebu @bebu.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Him sending the AI message as he signs off for the weekend.
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Bebu @bebu.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
The world would be such a better place (for me) if Emma Frost Marvel Rivals was freed from this shit prison and I could play her in every game. Having a command grab on a beautiful woman is life changing.
Emma Frost from Marvel Rivals. The most fun character I have ever played in a video game. I love command grabs.
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Bebu @bebu.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
The Sun is a fuck and I wish I had a bullet big enough to shoot it.
The album art for band AJJs third album Knife Man.
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Bebu @bebu.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
OK. It's on its type moon shit with having games in every genre now.
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Bebu @bebu.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Pokemon Field Museum exhibit good.
My wife and I sit facing at Pikachu riding Aerodactyl.Archon fossil posed uptyrunt fossil serving cunt.AURORUS fossil being huge af
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Bebu @bebu.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
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Bebu @bebu.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
My experience with the powerful lesbians.
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Bebu @bebu.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Seeing Baxter, the character so minor that I created the dumbest lore possible for so I could annoy people in VRChat now being a full character is so wild to me. He used to just be the little guy that died from syphilis on the Titanic.
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Bebu @bebu.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Princess peach and then this guy as princes pech
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Bebu @bebu.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
No idea what the fuck this Ohio Classic wine is but goddamn it powers Colossalcon
A bottle of Maxx 16 strawberry a quote unquote grape wine with natural flavor and natural colors. It tastes red and poisonous. I luv you alt texters.
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Bebu @bebu.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Kermit the Frog wearing a wizard hat. His knees are bent and his left arm is bent with the elbow skyward, his fist balled pointing towards the ground. In the right hand he holds a handgun. The text says "BEHOLD! The most powerful spell of all. Are you ready to meet God?"
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Bebu @bebu.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
You can't lock me in the basement I need to provide for this prize goblin.
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Bebu @bebu.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Funni pizza child.
Jewelery Bonney from One Piece eating a piece of PIZZAH PIE! *Italian hands*
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Bebu @bebu.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Ending the day with 209.8g. For not having any high protein meals planned out in advance, did pretty well. Made more chicken tenderloin but I cannot eat any more of them or I will die.
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Bebu @bebu.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Chicken Tendies and a quest bar and we're at 179.9g. 70.1g to go with 1k calories. Can I make it?
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Bebu @bebu.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Meal 1 with a casual 41.2g Protein. 208.8 to go.
A screenshot of Chronometer app showing what I've eaten today and most importantly the protein total of 41.2 grams.
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Bebu @bebu.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
The Onion bought Infowars. This is peak comedy. Infowars literally got bought by fake news. I cannot explain how funny this is.
A screenshot of the New York times article covering the purchase of Infowars by satirical news company The Onion. The image itself is really only noteworthy for having the headline and a picture of Baby Boy Alex having a hissy fit outside a fed courthouse in Houston.
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Bebu @bebu.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
Why did Aldi make the self checkout lady have a snatched waist and a fat ass?
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Bebu @bebu.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
A drawing of a realistic looking Sphinx Cat colored purple to look like the cat character from Dragon Ball Z: Super named Bee-russ. He looks disgruntled and disgusted, like he just smelled subpar cat food or a dog. He's still quite cute, as all cats are. I love him. I love you too alt text user. 💜
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Bebu @bebu.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
6 PEETAH-BITES???
Peter from family guy with his wife Lois in his mouth. The text on the image says the bite of 87, but that doesn't matter to the joke. The joke is that Lois says Peter as "Pee-tah", and the titular "Pee-tah" is biting Lois. I then posted the same image 3 times, and the final picture is a screenshot of the first 3, so it becomes 6 Pee-tah bites.

Thank you.
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Bebu @bebu.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
WHY VORE AND SHOTA SHIT
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Bebu @bebu.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
IF THE MILITARY DIDN'T WANT ME TO GET A DISCOUNT AT DENNYS WITHOUT SIGNING UP THEN WHY THE FUCK DID THEY CALL IT IT "STEALING VALOR" WITH A NAME THAT COOL WHY WOULDN'T I DO IT.
Brian and Stewie from the hit adult animated show Family Guy in a desert in full United States Military Fatigues and holding rifles.
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Bebu @bebu.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
A year ago I got married. I love my bitch wife.
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Bebu @bebu.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
Cooking high protein recipes requires so much faith in the process. White Bean chicken chili recipe calls for an entire block of fat free cream cheese.
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Bebu @bebu.bsky.social · 22/10/2024
Ur welcome
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Bebu @bebu.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
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Bebu @bebu.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
GODs perfect murder machine the cat named Criminal. She's a tuxedo cat with the most perfect face and feet. She's perfect. She's asleep on her back and very cute.
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Bebu @bebu.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
Kamen Rider Kuuga holding a Japanese Service revolver with the text "DELETE THIS"
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Bebu @bebu.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
Tee hee
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Bebu @bebu.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
10/19 at Noon CST I will undebut and finally stream some fucked shit again. #iamthebeastiworship 🐐
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Bebu @bebu.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
I am perfect. Hello Momvris *winkwonk*
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Bebu @bebu.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
Welcum
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Bebu @bebu.bsky.social · 07/11/2023
It's named Jimmy Lizard.
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Bebu @bebu.bsky.social · 24/10/2023
This is our sweet boi Beans. Can you believe that he's almost 13?! He's a screaming demon who wakes me up an hour before my alarm to feed him. He plays like a kitten and is fucking OBSESSED with his mom. 11/10 cat.
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Bebu @bebu.bsky.social · 24/10/2023
His name is Duncan and he's 15ish!!! He's fucking gross and deaf but he's also a massive cuddler, and just wants to love and be loved. 11/10 great cat.
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Bebu @bebu.bsky.social · 18/10/2023
Toyota posted a buttplug full of electrolytes in their official press release.
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Bebu @bebu.bsky.social · 16/10/2023
The Mangler There's no reason this movie should be this bad. But it is. Tobe Hooper and Robert Englund did their best to adapt this coke fuled nightmare that Stephen King wrote. But the main ENTITY is a glorified clothes iron.
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Bebu @bebu.bsky.social · 16/10/2023
Bad Ben Nigel Bach is a DIY legend. This man has made at least 6 horror movies by HIMSELF. Bad Ben is set in his house with security cameras and a Paranormal activity style ENTITY. This is the "we have paranormal activity at home" of films. It's also inspiring to see a man make a full film solo.
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Bebu @bebu.bsky.social · 16/10/2023
VEROTIKA Creator of The Misfits, and prolific Brick Lover Glenn Danzig, made a horror anthology. What is it about? Uh, vampires, weird monster, and I think a serial killer? Honestly the actual stories are shit, but Glenns directing is immaculate. Expect long awkward shots of mediocre stripping.
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Bebu @bebu.bsky.social · 16/10/2023
Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation. This is the film debut of both two pretty big actors, but what's more important is that it has a man with a robot leg that he controls with a TV remote, Leatherface cross dressing with a human skin suit, and a man with pierced nips. Also orgon energy???
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Bebu @bebu.bsky.social · 16/10/2023
Unfriended: DARK WEB Do you have a cursory understanding of how the "DARK WEB" works and it's limitations? Watch this movie. It features streaming with bitrates higher than twitch via tor accessed websites, and RED ROOMS.
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