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Bebo, Chicago Rat Czar 🐀

@bebopott.bsky.social
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✶✶✶✶ devout Chicagoan || a blog called SILLY PRIZES || AudHD socialist rabble-rouser || doesn't have much plot significance but that doesn't stop him from chilling || "an account" per Chicago Sun-Times

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Bebo, Chicago Rat Czar 🐀 @bebopott.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I appreciate the world play and providing marathoners with motivation, but factually the rats do indeed call the shots about how the city is operated
zoom in on a sign that reads: 
THE RATS
DONT RUN
THIS CITY
YOU DO
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Bebo, Chicago Rat Czar 🐀 @bebopott.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
this has only gotten truer with each passing day

Bebo, Chicago Rat Czar 🐀

@bebopott.bsky.social
they should let u.s. district judge april perry wield a literal sword while sitting on the bench i think
4:09 PM · Oct 9, 2025

Everybody can reply
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Bebo, Chicago Rat Czar 🐀 @bebopott.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Chicago Landlord disparages the entire profession of lawyers in service of opposing Chicago’s PRO and gets retweet from local lawyer John Heiderscheidt who seemingly agrees with that assessment Not everyone can have such a noble and righteous career like ““housing provider””, i guess /s
John Heiderscheidt reposted
Chicago Kid 
@chilandlord 45m

“Fundamentally PRO has been about making a new housing hustle.
For industries like lawyers, it about creating
more conflict and getting paid.
For "inspection style" industries it is about making more money to point out trivial issues and getting paid.
These are extraction..and make housing more expensive.”
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Bebo, Chicago Rat Czar 🐀 @bebopott.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Documenting for posterity: I repeated the full text 3x and have yet to met with a terrible fate. I CANNOT speak to what happens if each affirmation is repeated thrice, individually.
Note created 11:39am on September 28, 2026: 
I will be running this state someday. I have something BIG on the horizon. My decisions are TBD

I will be running this state someday. I have something BIG on the horizon. My decisions are TBD

I will be running this state someday. I have something BIG on the horizon. My decisions are TBDI will be running this state someday. 
I will be running this state someday. 
I will be running this state someday. 

I have something BIG on the horizon. 
I have something BIG on the horizon. 
I have something BIG on the horizon. 

My decisions are TBD. 
My decisions are TBD. 
My decisions are TBD.
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Bebo, Chicago Rat Czar 🐀 @bebopott.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Deadass, I will sarcastically feign voting for Darren Bailey if he recreates the full 2023 Go (Ja’Mal) Green rap without missing a bar
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Bebo, Chicago Rat Czar 🐀 @bebopott.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Proud to be one of the 15,000 true blue movie buffs who watched the prohibited Dootle Dots episode within 48 hours of it’s (illegal) release #OnCinema #DootleDots
Dootle Dots Episode 2 leaked illegally

VIEWING PROHIBTED

Former candidate for Governor of Arizona
New Amato has an important
announcement regarding major concerns about the Dootle Dots latest episode.
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Bebo, Chicago Rat Czar 🐀 @bebopott.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I can think of at least one Chicago Alderman (who was flown out all expenses paid to Israel within a year of posting the attached tweet) who is loving this performance
Brendan Reilly @AldReilly
[Old, dry fingers hold up a pager which reads: “Mazol Tov”]
1:53 PM • 9/18/24 • 1.4K Views
2 Reposts 5 Quotes 23 Likes 1 Bookmark
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Bebo, Chicago Rat Czar 🐀 @bebopott.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
HE MADE THE NUMBER ONE DANCE HE CALLS “THE DESMOND DIP”
kirby singing so powerfully into a microphone that it comes out blurry on camera because of the raw power radiating from kirby’s vocal cords
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Bebo, Chicago Rat Czar 🐀 @bebopott.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
He had a twenty year plan for the Gremlin franchise Gizmo becomes a Gremlin and then, sadly, dies He has a Gremlin human hybrid son named Desmon, he’s the one He struggles with Depression because he can’t go in the sun But then he steals the hearts of millions with his charm and with his wit
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Bebo, Chicago Rat Czar 🐀 @bebopott.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
HE CAN’T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT [Narrator: He can *and* will continue playing in my face]
[typed up in my notes app]
Yoko Taro on Diet Coke


“I think I’ll have a Diet Coke.” 
“They [potato chips] go perfectly with the Diet Coke.” 
“A Diet Coke, please. Thank you.” 
“I’ve already had a Diet Coke… Nah, I’ll stick with Diet Coke.” 
“Excuse me, could I get a Diet Coke please?” 
“I actually picked up a Diet Coke at the convenience store.” My copy of the The Wor[l]ds of Toko Taro with sticky notes popping out of the side to indicate all of the points where he mentions Diet Coke (despite being only halfway through the book, 7 sticky notes are already shown from the side)
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Bebo, Chicago Rat Czar 🐀 @bebopott.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Yoko Taro’s 4th and 5th mentions of Diet Coke appear on page 59, to conclude the chapter discussing Drakengard: “I've already had a Diet Coke. What do I want to drink next? Something carbonated? Perrier? Nah, I'll stick with Diet Coke.”
Page 59: Shall we call this the end of the Drakengard discussion? That okay? Good. Then, next up is Replicant. But we'll take a little break first? Got it. I've already had a Diet Coke. What do I want to drink next? Something carbonated? Perrier? Nah, I'll stick with Diet Coke. Thank you. It's really hot today. This summer's gonna be rough.
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Bebo, Chicago Rat Czar 🐀 @bebopott.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Matt Podgorski logged into his M3 account on twitter to accuse me of “implying M3 polls are not quality” and I’ve seemingly stunlocked him for the past hour by saying, “Yes, I am.”
m3strategies @m3strat 
“Are you implying M3 polls are not quality ?”

bebo, chicago rat czar @bebopott
[posting an image edited to read as “An autistic stoner is talking; listen and learn”] 
“Nothing gets past you Podgorski: Yes, I am.”
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Bebo, Chicago Rat Czar 🐀 @bebopott.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Disclaimer: M3 considers me to be “an insufferable troll”, but all of us here on this website understand the subtext of his message is that he loves me 🥰🙂‍↕️😇🥳
a 3/19/26 tweet where m3strategies posted “Bebo is an insufferable troll.” to which i responded with a picture of guy pointing at himself in confusion with the caption “me when someone says they love me”
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Bebo, Chicago Rat Czar 🐀 @bebopott.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
M3 Strategies should also not be confused with Victory Research operated by Republican Rod McCulloch, who declined seeing Beetlejuice with me after Lauren Boebert’s 2023 scandal
9/19/2023 tweet wherein I asked Rod “rod u wanna see beetle juice with me in chicago when it opens next month??? [suggestive emojis]”

he dryly tweets back “No.”
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Bebo, Chicago Rat Czar 🐀 @bebopott.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Currently reading The Wor[l]ds of Yoko Taro, which was adapted from 30+ hours of interviews with the legend himself. His love of Diet Coke comes up separate 3 times with the first 50 pages alone, so I’m forced to assume he just did this in every possible interview.
cover of The Wor[l]ds of Yoko Taro, a book with an off-white cover with the title written in small black letter at the top and an embossed toothy grin of the character Emil from the NieR series shown at the bottomYoko Taro, picking the nose of his iconic Emil mask which he utilizes for all public appearances
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Bebo, Chicago Rat Czar 🐀 @bebopott.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
the same photo of Alderman Bill Conway III and Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson, but now with added posture lines (Green for Johnson’s upright stance, Red for Conway’s pose which almost appears as pleading)
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Bebo, Chicago Rat Czar 🐀 @bebopott.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I gotchu
“land speed record for eating a falafel plate” issues to “the GOAT”
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Bebo, Chicago Rat Czar 🐀 @bebopott.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The real origins of Nashville as “Music City USA”
Excerpt from the Music of Tennessee wikipedia page: 

“In a tour of Great Britain and Europe in 1873, the Fisk Jubilee Singers, the first former slaves to tour Europe after the Civil War, performed the spirituals "Steal Away to Jesus" and "Go Down, Moses" for Queen Victoria in April. According to local oral tradition, Queen Victoria was so impressed by the Singers that she commented that with such beautiful voices, they had to be from the Music City of the United States. Hence, the moniker for Nashville, Tennessee - Music City USA - was born. 2] They returned to Europe the following year, touring from May 1875 to July
1878. This tour raised an estimated $150,000 for the university, funds used to construct Fisk's first permanent building. Named Jubilee Hall, the building was designated a National Historic Landmark in 1975 and still stands. 3]”
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Bebo, Chicago Rat Czar 🐀 @bebopott.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Aw shit, here we go again
a screenshot of the “Thank you for being a DSA member” page you get after paying dues is shown whilst an email confirms pretty much the same thing 

DSA Co-Chairs Ashik and Megan
Thank you for being a DAer! Here are t.
Democratic Socialists of America Dear
Chris, We're so glad you're a member of 

Democratic Socialists of America
Membership Survey
Thank you for being a DSA member!
Please take our quick member survey!
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Bebo, Chicago Rat Czar 🐀 @bebopott.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
how I’m about to be at this GCM with 48 hour dues, no voting power, and a desire to just figuring out what’s going on
photo of james gandolfini on a bicycle near ground zero some amount of time after 9/11
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Bebo, Chicago Rat Czar 🐀 @bebopott.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Taking this as a sign that it’s time to finally renew my DSA dues after an extended personal hiatus I took for plot reasons & character growth
Silvio Dante saying “Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.”
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Bebo, Chicago Rat Czar 🐀 @bebopott.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
this flopped on twitter but I stand by the sentiment
screenshot of a twitter post I made last night: “explaining Dick Bigger Jr: He’s sorta like Mendoza’s Andy Richter, but if the only joke allowed was “Andy Richter””
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Bebo, Chicago Rat Czar 🐀 @bebopott.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
WHELP
Vintage 2020 Twitter post from bebo, chicago rat czar @BebopOtt

“I'm not saying that Trump's election was a good thing, but I am compelled to point out that you haven't thought of Downtown, the extremely cursed song/video by Macklemore a single time since he was elected.”

9:22 AM • 2/19/20 • From Chicago, IL
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Bebo, Chicago Rat Czar 🐀 @bebopott.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
How Chicago mayoral candidates proliferate:
Crude edit of the “Standards” comic from xkcd

(Original text in all caps
My edits to the text in lower case)

HOW Mayoral Candidates PROLIFERATE:
(SEE: A/C CHARGERS, CHARACTER ENCODINGS, INSTANT MESSAGING, ETC)

Panel 1: SITUATION: THERE ARE 14 COMPETING Mayoral Candidates

Panel 2: 
Speaker One: “14?! RIDICULOUS! WE NEED TO DEVELOP ONE Mayoral Candidates THAT COVERS EVERYONE'S USE CASES.” 
Speaker Two: “YEAH!”

Panel 3: SOON: SITUATION: THERE ARE 15 COMPETING Mayoral Candidates
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Bebo, Chicago Rat Czar 🐀 @bebopott.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
30RockWeCountThose.jpeg
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Bebo, Chicago Rat Czar 🐀 @bebopott.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
drawing of a small white cartoon bear or dog saying “i want them to pay for what they’ve done”
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Bebo, Chicago Rat Czar 🐀 @bebopott.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
In 2023, Paul Vallas claimed his favorite thing about Chicago was not the people nor culture nor history but merely our access to a natural resource which should be further exploited for financial gain, diminishing the our great city as just a “Saudi Arabia of Fresh Water” Repugnant awful man
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Bebo, Chicago Rat Czar 🐀 @bebopott.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The Creature yawns
Tali, a black cat, lays yawning in a cat tunnel on the floor under a bed. Barely a foot away from her is a much comfier cat tunnel to relax in, but Tali is a cultured floor time enthusiast like me
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Bebo, Chicago Rat Czar 🐀 @bebopott.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
🚨🚨🚨 This is a Chicago Municipal Election Candidate List Emergency Update 42nd Ward Alderman Brendan Reilly has his first announced challenger of the 2027 cycle in Deborah Lane Alderman Reilly will be running for his 7th term in the seat he's held since 2007, after he ousted a 36 year incumbent.
List of 127 potential or former candidates seeking elected office in the Chicago 2027 Municipal Election
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Bebo, Chicago Rat Czar 🐀 @bebopott.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Caught another flunkee of my patented "Dummy Test", wherein a dummy seeking municipal office found a two (2) page document to be too cumbersome to read in full before vacuously signing every signature box their eyes happen to wander across. Mark Su, you are September's Dummy of the Month 🥂🎉

screenshot of the signature portion of the "Mark Su for Chicago" D-2 filed with the Illinois State Board of Elections showing that Mark Su affirmed that his newly formed committee is "Ballot Initiative"[sic], an "independent expenditure" committee [sic], and a "candidate committee" simultaneously. 

In other words, a man who wants to be responsible for crafting municipal law in chicago didn't read a form he signed in spite of potential personal liability of $5000. To me, this makes him "a dummy"
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Bebo, Chicago Rat Czar 🐀 @bebopott.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
“When you find out your GOAT still has it ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹” 

Cars 4 The comeback… meme
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Bebo, Chicago Rat Czar 🐀 @bebopott.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Sunday Clapback, a podcast with two hosts and zero charisma
Don Draper Pitching meme
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Bebo, Chicago Rat Czar 🐀 @bebopott.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
49 minutes into the episode and I’m mercifully forced to take a break thanks to a scheduled work meeting. Funniest moment so far was when Hugo tried to credit Mendoza as being the first Latina elected citywide only for Raymond to reflexively immediately shoot him down with, “No.”
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Bebo, Chicago Rat Czar 🐀 @bebopott.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Bear in mind that *I’m* one (1) of the seven (7) subscribers
Screenshot of the YouTube Page for Sunday Clapback as of August 31, 2026 

The channel has 7 subscribers, a week old intro episode with 46 views, and a 14 hour old episode with only 17 views
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Bebo, Chicago Rat Czar 🐀 @bebopott.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
12 minutes down, [a number that would be catastrophic to my mental wellbeing to numerate] minutes to go
Johnny Cash: 🎼 I hurt myself today. 🎶
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Bebo, Chicago Rat Czar 🐀 @bebopott.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
About to commit an act of self-h*rm
Screenshot of Episode 2 of the Sunday Clapback as seen from my YouTube subscriptions page:

“Sunday Clapback - Episode 2
17 views • 13 hours ago

Hugo Lopez, a middle aged hispanic man in a white polo shirt, is introducing “[his] wonderful [sic] and adoring [sic] husband, Alderman Raymond Lopez.” Ray sits across the table from his husband in a teal polo shirt. “
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Bebo, Chicago Rat Czar 🐀 @bebopott.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Lane Pryce out here protesting housing on Chicago’s northside
Lane Pryce (Mad Men) putting up his dukes for some fisticuffs
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Bebo, Chicago Rat Czar 🐀 @bebopott.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Crazy flex here, but yes I do! I have a list of 100 D-1s and the dates they were filed between July-November of 2022 in anticipation of the 2023 Election. Here's how those broke down:
July	4
August	28
September	35
October	25
November	8
Total	100
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Bebo, Chicago Rat Czar 🐀 @bebopott.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Here's my updated 2027 Chicago Municipal Election Candidate List (as of August 30th 2026) 123 Total Names 105 Aldermanic Candidates 16 Mayoral Candidates 2 Dropouts Names in Italics are Incumbents This is a constant work-in-progress - Let me know anyone I've missed!
List of 123 potential or former candidates seeking elected office in the Chicago 2027 Municipal Election
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Bebo, Chicago Rat Czar 🐀 @bebopott.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Heartbreaking: the Worst Person You Know has Started a Podcast
my response of “ain’t nobody listening to your podcast bro” to Raymond Lopez’s announcement of his new weekly podcast with his Husband 

Original Tweet reads, “Very excited to join my husband for our inaugural podcast #SundayClapback! Episodes will post every Sunday on raymondalopez.com 🎙️”
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Bebo, Chicago Rat Czar 🐀 @bebopott.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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Bebo, Chicago Rat Czar 🐀 @bebopott.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Whitest Kids U Know “Gallon of PCP” skit. Spoken by Trevor Moore in an earnest and slightly shocked tone: “Huh! That sounds…. successful”
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Bebo, Chicago Rat Czar 🐀 @bebopott.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Walter White “You got me” screenshot
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Bebo, Chicago Rat Czar 🐀 @bebopott.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
38,113 White Sox fans simultaneously at 9:20pm on Pope Night
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Bebo, Chicago Rat Czar 🐀 @bebopott.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
smh what do you mean “Chicago’s choice to real change” couldn’t make it onto the ballot?? do the people of Chicago not know that he’s a small business owner (read: not a poor “prole”) and thus entitled to enforce his every whim onto the rest of us thralls?
screenshot from stantonforchicago.com, which shows a photo of Liam Stanton behind a lectern with the caption “Chicago’s choice for real change” above him
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Bebo, Chicago Rat Czar 🐀 @bebopott.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Not to brag, but I have the "habitually checks the latest reports filed with the IL Board of Elections multiple times a day" brand of Autism, so I definitely clocked the D-1 this morning within two hours of it going up. I have accepted my curse and burden. Still appreciate the tip though!! <3
screenshot of the version history of my master candidate spreadsheet showing I added Nathan Bean as of 9:56AM this morning
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Bebo, Chicago Rat Czar 🐀 @bebopott.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
“Are we having fun yet?!” screenshot from Party Down
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Bebo, Chicago Rat Czar 🐀 @bebopott.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
los lobos?? inside of me?? it’s more likely than you think.
Los Lobos performing at the White House in 2009
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Bebo, Chicago Rat Czar 🐀 @bebopott.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Back up on my shit again
Preowned copies of George R. R. Martin’s “A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms” and “Fire & Blood, Part One”
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Bebo, Chicago Rat Czar 🐀 @bebopott.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
this diva and her grudges 😍
a random 2026 selfie of Maria Pappas with the Ricky Martin at Belgrade River Fest in Belgrade, Serbia
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