Bebo, Chicago Rat Czar 🐀 @bebopott.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I appreciate the world play and providing marathoners with motivation, but factually the rats do indeed call the shots about how the city is operated 1685
Bebo, Chicago Rat Czar 🐀 @bebopott.bsky.social · 01/10/2026this has only gotten truer with each passing day 0100
Bebo, Chicago Rat Czar 🐀 @bebopott.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Chicago Landlord disparages the entire profession of lawyers in service of opposing Chicago’s PRO and gets retweet from local lawyer John Heiderscheidt who seemingly agrees with that assessment Not everyone can have such a noble and righteous career like ““housing provider””, i guess /s 061
Bebo, Chicago Rat Czar 🐀 @bebopott.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Documenting for posterity: I repeated the full text 3x and have yet to met with a terrible fate. I CANNOT speak to what happens if each affirmation is repeated thrice, individually. 272
Bebo, Chicago Rat Czar 🐀 @bebopott.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Deadass, I will sarcastically feign voting for Darren Bailey if he recreates the full 2023 Go (Ja’Mal) Green rap without missing a bar 6172
Bebo, Chicago Rat Czar 🐀 @bebopott.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Proud to be one of the 15,000 true blue movie buffs who watched the prohibited Dootle Dots episode within 48 hours of it’s (illegal) release #OnCinema #DootleDots 280
Bebo, Chicago Rat Czar 🐀 @bebopott.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I can think of at least one Chicago Alderman (who was flown out all expenses paid to Israel within a year of posting the attached tweet) who is loving this performance 1277
Bebo, Chicago Rat Czar 🐀 @bebopott.bsky.social · 24/09/2026HE MADE THE NUMBER ONE DANCE HE CALLS “THE DESMOND DIP” 030
Bebo, Chicago Rat Czar 🐀 @bebopott.bsky.social · 24/09/2026He had a twenty year plan for the Gremlin franchise Gizmo becomes a Gremlin and then, sadly, dies He has a Gremlin human hybrid son named Desmon, he’s the one He struggles with Depression because he can’t go in the sun But then he steals the hearts of millions with his charm and with his wit 160
Bebo, Chicago Rat Czar 🐀 @bebopott.bsky.social · 23/09/2026HE CAN’T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT [Narrator: He can *and* will continue playing in my face] 020
Bebo, Chicago Rat Czar 🐀 @bebopott.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Yoko Taro’s 4th and 5th mentions of Diet Coke appear on page 59, to conclude the chapter discussing Drakengard: “I've already had a Diet Coke. What do I want to drink next? Something carbonated? Perrier? Nah, I'll stick with Diet Coke.” 040
Bebo, Chicago Rat Czar 🐀 @bebopott.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Matt Podgorski logged into his M3 account on twitter to accuse me of “implying M3 polls are not quality” and I’ve seemingly stunlocked him for the past hour by saying, “Yes, I am.” 2200
Bebo, Chicago Rat Czar 🐀 @bebopott.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Disclaimer: M3 considers me to be “an insufferable troll”, but all of us here on this website understand the subtext of his message is that he loves me 🥰🙂↕️😇🥳 1130
Bebo, Chicago Rat Czar 🐀 @bebopott.bsky.social · 21/09/2026M3 Strategies should also not be confused with Victory Research operated by Republican Rod McCulloch, who declined seeing Beetlejuice with me after Lauren Boebert’s 2023 scandal 1120
Bebo, Chicago Rat Czar 🐀 @bebopott.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Currently reading The Wor[l]ds of Yoko Taro, which was adapted from 30+ hours of interviews with the legend himself. His love of Diet Coke comes up separate 3 times with the first 50 pages alone, so I’m forced to assume he just did this in every possible interview. 291
Bebo, Chicago Rat Czar 🐀 @bebopott.bsky.social · 19/09/2026The real origins of Nashville as “Music City USA” 1287
Bebo, Chicago Rat Czar 🐀 @bebopott.bsky.social · 18/09/2026how I’m about to be at this GCM with 48 hour dues, no voting power, and a desire to just figuring out what’s going on 020
Bebo, Chicago Rat Czar 🐀 @bebopott.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Taking this as a sign that it’s time to finally renew my DSA dues after an extended personal hiatus I took for plot reasons & character growth 3200
Bebo, Chicago Rat Czar 🐀 @bebopott.bsky.social · 17/09/2026this flopped on twitter but I stand by the sentiment 150
Bebo, Chicago Rat Czar 🐀 @bebopott.bsky.social · 15/09/2026How Chicago mayoral candidates proliferate: 2719
Bebo, Chicago Rat Czar 🐀 @bebopott.bsky.social · 05/09/2026In 2023, Paul Vallas claimed his favorite thing about Chicago was not the people nor culture nor history but merely our access to a natural resource which should be further exploited for financial gain, diminishing the our great city as just a “Saudi Arabia of Fresh Water” Repugnant awful man 47630
Bebo, Chicago Rat Czar 🐀 @bebopott.bsky.social · 03/09/2026🚨🚨🚨 This is a Chicago Municipal Election Candidate List Emergency Update 42nd Ward Alderman Brendan Reilly has his first announced challenger of the 2027 cycle in Deborah Lane Alderman Reilly will be running for his 7th term in the seat he's held since 2007, after he ousted a 36 year incumbent. 4295
Bebo, Chicago Rat Czar 🐀 @bebopott.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Caught another flunkee of my patented "Dummy Test", wherein a dummy seeking municipal office found a two (2) page document to be too cumbersome to read in full before vacuously signing every signature box their eyes happen to wander across. Mark Su, you are September's Dummy of the Month 🥂🎉 1113
Bebo, Chicago Rat Czar 🐀 @bebopott.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Sunday Clapback, a podcast with two hosts and zero charisma 0110
Bebo, Chicago Rat Czar 🐀 @bebopott.bsky.social · 31/08/202649 minutes into the episode and I’m mercifully forced to take a break thanks to a scheduled work meeting. Funniest moment so far was when Hugo tried to credit Mendoza as being the first Latina elected citywide only for Raymond to reflexively immediately shoot him down with, “No.” 1131
Bebo, Chicago Rat Czar 🐀 @bebopott.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Bear in mind that *I’m* one (1) of the seven (7) subscribers 1100
Bebo, Chicago Rat Czar 🐀 @bebopott.bsky.social · 31/08/202612 minutes down, [a number that would be catastrophic to my mental wellbeing to numerate] minutes to go 060
Bebo, Chicago Rat Czar 🐀 @bebopott.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Lane Pryce out here protesting housing on Chicago’s northside 1240
Bebo, Chicago Rat Czar 🐀 @bebopott.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Crazy flex here, but yes I do! I have a list of 100 D-1s and the dates they were filed between July-November of 2022 in anticipation of the 2023 Election. Here's how those broke down: 180
Bebo, Chicago Rat Czar 🐀 @bebopott.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Here's my updated 2027 Chicago Municipal Election Candidate List (as of August 30th 2026) 123 Total Names 105 Aldermanic Candidates 16 Mayoral Candidates 2 Dropouts Names in Italics are Incumbents This is a constant work-in-progress - Let me know anyone I've missed! 12459
Bebo, Chicago Rat Czar 🐀 @bebopott.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Heartbreaking: the Worst Person You Know has Started a Podcast 3523
Bebo, Chicago Rat Czar 🐀 @bebopott.bsky.social · 12/08/202638,113 White Sox fans simultaneously at 9:20pm on Pope Night 1262
Bebo, Chicago Rat Czar 🐀 @bebopott.bsky.social · 10/08/2026smh what do you mean “Chicago’s choice to real change” couldn’t make it onto the ballot?? do the people of Chicago not know that he’s a small business owner (read: not a poor “prole”) and thus entitled to enforce his every whim onto the rest of us thralls? 5302
Bebo, Chicago Rat Czar 🐀 @bebopott.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Not to brag, but I have the "habitually checks the latest reports filed with the IL Board of Elections multiple times a day" brand of Autism, so I definitely clocked the D-1 this morning within two hours of it going up. I have accepted my curse and burden. Still appreciate the tip though!! <3 0140
Bebo, Chicago Rat Czar 🐀 @bebopott.bsky.social · 03/08/2026los lobos?? inside of me?? it’s more likely than you think. 180