iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

suddenly the koons is me am I right?

joey fatone is doing red lobster ads because he knows i like it. yall are welcome to look, but he is literally doing it for me and me only, so just know that’s what this is

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imagine you get mugged and beat up at a gas station at like 3am, this guy rolls up for snicker bar and you’re like “help!” and he’s like “no can do toots, i’m not a cop i just wear this cause it gives me a boner” and you’re bleeding out but you don’t wanna kink shame so you leave him be

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it’s like if ryan murphy rebooted pokemon

me seconds before getting fired from selling kitchen knife sets door to door:

me when someone else put up a tarp in the bathroom at dillards outlet and called it a glory hole:

they are standing in solidarity with each other

things i said that got me fired from from the men’s prayer retreat :

it’s funny because geese are known for being dumb and angry for no reason

a strong tan bisexual man with a mustache who tells me loves me, is vers, and will beat up a guy for me if i ask nice

me and the graveyard shift gas station clerk. she doesn’t get mad when i boost the $10 bag of freeze dried sour skittles.

thumbing thru the feed bluesky thinks i want

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um that’s a dog dogs literally can’t even talk wtf liar

me calling the comcast rep a cunt for no reason

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I keep having dreams about a building that looks kinda like this in the middle of nowhere but it doesn’t have a steeple or cross or anything. Flat roof, two stories and a thicket of woods out back. Some shit is going on in there but idk what yet

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im never fucking deleting facebook

this diva we call fairy god mother keeps giving me mushrooms after midnight when im like an hour left in my set and now it’s 4:20am and im GEEKED

does it work for insults? like if I called somebody ugly and said “but you know that” does it cancel out? because this changes everything

thank you baby sauce! I’m trying to get into the Shirley Manson of it all

BeBe Deluxe @bebedeluxe.bsky.social · 23/05/2025

dear horny gay guys: please embrace me as your indie pop girl icon. y’all have an incredible range of influence and i’m willing to give yall privacy when you pull your wieners out on the dance floor with each other ✨

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also gag, i’m not supposed to post this because it doesn’t come out until five weeks from now, but i love how this turned out. i got majorly irritated by lying on straight up dandelions but it was worth it

hi, my name is bebe, me & my friend jasno made a really solid garage rock record but nobody really gives a fuck until everybody gives a fuck, so if ur reading this ur about to watch me be so very devious & morally gray on the main, but i swear it’ll be cunt like you’ll gag I promise

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ok work the whole music industry is fucked, ice cold take, but what if i started spreading fake rumors about myself on the indie level? like what if all the less than 10k girls got together and started really bending ethics of self promotion. fake relationships, self produced hater accounts, etc.

oh hi a place nobody is checking so i can be as weird and cringe as i want , brilliant

BeBe Deluxe @bebedeluxe.bsky.social · 07/05/2025

Omg!! I’m just now seeing this! ✨✨✨

BeBe Deluxe @bebedeluxe.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

damn that’s a really long lace

BeBe Deluxe @bebedeluxe.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

i will never win the war with cross platform aspect ratio changes

BeBe Deluxe @bebedeluxe.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

mother, i’ve been playing around with variations in graphic design, again.

BeBe Deluxe @bebedeluxe.bsky.social · 25/02/2025

I mean I could fit some coins in there if I was really about it

BeBe Deluxe @bebedeluxe.bsky.social · 24/02/2025

jacksonville is florida’s broken clock. doesn’t a damn thing it’s supposed to do, but ends up doing something right at least twice a day.

i don’t wanna be too redundant here but the answer is always mustache

i had a big ass strawbaby that was the exact same color as my purse recently (also who uses this actively? i’m trying to connect more)

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try not to say mother challenge i already failed

so we’re always talking about the liminal hell rooms that men (derogatory) live in, but what about when they DO decorate and are really really fucking bad at it? because tbh it gives me a surge of confidence because I’ll never let a man who shops at anthropologie hurt my feelings.

excellent place holder term for a gay slur tbh

BeBe Deluxe @bebedeluxe.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

i finally pulled the plug and deleted my twitter because girl that was messy so anyway hi i’m bebe i make music and the dumbest live theatre you’ve ever seen

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oh shit i need to use bsky more often

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BeBe Deluxe @bebedeluxe.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

no because i actually tore this time