beaudrydfw.bsky.social @beaudrydfw.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Does the dominant hand have your first five picks in the digit draft? Or does the non-dominant thumb outrank a dominant finger or two? I’ll hang up and listen. 010
beaudrydfw.bsky.social @beaudrydfw.bsky.social · 11/10/2026“Sure, our offensive EPA is negative, but we’ll make up for it in volume!” 000
beaudrydfw.bsky.social @beaudrydfw.bsky.social · 09/10/2026www.maptap.gg October 8 100🎯 92🏆 93🏆 97🔥 97🔥 Final score: 960 010
beaudrydfw.bsky.social @beaudrydfw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026That IS one of my “dieting” hacks when I decide it’s time to drop weight. Instead of two tacos (mine are definitely burritos), use 2x the filling in one tortilla. The basic-ass tortillas I get are like 230 calories each, so it adds up! But I can fit more than that eating ‘em normally. 010
beaudrydfw.bsky.social @beaudrydfw.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Good opportunity for my “Let’s Make a Deal” version of drives. If all the kick/go for it decisions are based on field position/down and distance, and we always have a standard estimate for how many points a drive is likely to result in, we should be able to make every decision maximum-difficult. 000
beaudrydfw.bsky.social @beaudrydfw.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Tbh I like switching clocks. Makes winter just a liiiiiiittle shorter. 000
beaudrydfw.bsky.social @beaudrydfw.bsky.social · 04/10/2026“Sure he’s a fundamentally dishonest fraud and adulterer with no values, but that’s kinda what we VALUE in a leader as Republicans.“ 000
beaudrydfw.bsky.social @beaudrydfw.bsky.social · 04/10/2026“I will make meaningless changes if you keep shoveling trillions of taxpayer dollars my way.” 010
beaudrydfw.bsky.social @beaudrydfw.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Don’t criticize the void or you’ll get worse. Have y’all not met media in the 21st century? 000
beaudrydfw.bsky.social @beaudrydfw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026It was cool having ONE place with a different system and a “what’s important is being the best in your region. Good season? Take a nice trip somewhere fun and play someone you’d never otherwise play.” attitude. I mean, it was still about money, but we didn’t need STAKES on everything so badly. 130
beaudrydfw.bsky.social @beaudrydfw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I told everyone when they wanted a playoff that it was never going to stop where they thought was “enough”. It was never about “settling it on the field.” It is always about creating broadcast product that they can sell. 140
beaudrydfw.bsky.social @beaudrydfw.bsky.social · 01/10/2026It’s wild how confident they are that their audience will never pick up on the game they’re running. 110
beaudrydfw.bsky.social @beaudrydfw.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Imagine what Roger Stone might have been able to do if he weren’t such a terrible human being with such terrible goals. Like, holy SHIT, what an incredible long game with SO MUCH collateral damage just to get his guy’s name cleared. 000
beaudrydfw.bsky.social @beaudrydfw.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Also would be interested in bringing in the AFL rule of “if you have the lead after the warning (theirs is one minute instead of 2), you have to gain positive yardage for the clock to keep rolling.” 111
beaudrydfw.bsky.social @beaudrydfw.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Arena football had this for years. Literally every other gridiron football has had rules for decades that the NFL keeps suggesting are impossible. AFL refs were showing the ref talking through replay decisions on-camera a decade ago. PI has been reviewable in the CFL forever. 110
beaudrydfw.bsky.social @beaudrydfw.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Wings have prolly the tallest mountain to climb, too. :-/ 110
beaudrydfw.bsky.social @beaudrydfw.bsky.social · 25/09/2026OTOH what if it turns out Atlanta only seemed bad because they were on their 3rd and 4th-string QBs? 020
beaudrydfw.bsky.social @beaudrydfw.bsky.social · 23/09/2026To be fair it’s a lot more avoidable if you don’t live in Texas. Texas LOVES it some songs promoting Texas. /I heard it at a baseball game; it was someone’s walk up song 110
beaudrydfw.bsky.social @beaudrydfw.bsky.social · 22/09/2026See, this is where the “violence is never the answer” crowd has it wrong. I’m not saying every asshole should get assaulted every time they openly engage in antisocial behavior like that…but they should be concerned that they will be, and that everyone will support the assailant. 130
beaudrydfw.bsky.social @beaudrydfw.bsky.social · 22/09/2026OTOH if you’re down to a third QB, you’re in the “position players pitching” part of a game - you lost and clearly you can’t take care of a QB, so why put a new one in? 100
beaudrydfw.bsky.social @beaudrydfw.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I think it can’t count as an HBP if it’s so slow that you could easily walk out of the way of it. 000
beaudrydfw.bsky.social @beaudrydfw.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Text is 100% AI-written; jury’s out on if the “pic” is AI-generated, too. 010
beaudrydfw.bsky.social @beaudrydfw.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Tbh that’s why I got the first one right but the areas wrong - I’m like “Wyoming looks a little squarer than Colorado, and that looks more square” I challenge anyone driving through the states not to feel like Wyoming is bigger, though. What a bunch of nothing. 010
beaudrydfw.bsky.social @beaudrydfw.bsky.social · 09/09/2026www.maptap.gg September 9 99🎯 98🎯 99🎯 96🔥 94🏅 Final score: 965 110
beaudrydfw.bsky.social @beaudrydfw.bsky.social · 09/09/2026LSU and FSU belong in the new PAC-12, based on their requirements to be in the conference (must be _____ State University) 000
beaudrydfw.bsky.social @beaudrydfw.bsky.social · 08/09/2026www.maptap.gg September 8 94🏅 92🏆 98🎯 99🎯 86🎓 Final score: 937 And here I felt bad. 110
beaudrydfw.bsky.social @beaudrydfw.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Based on Batman ‘66, it is clear that we’re playing in the villains’ lair. 000
beaudrydfw.bsky.social @beaudrydfw.bsky.social · 07/09/2026In maptap, as in life…boooooo Russia www.maptap.gg September 7 100🎯 93🏆 94🏅 69😐 80✨ 011
beaudrydfw.bsky.social @beaudrydfw.bsky.social · 07/09/2026www.maptap.gg September 6 99🎯 99🎯 100🎯 100🎯 85🎓 Final score: 953 110
beaudrydfw.bsky.social @beaudrydfw.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I thought they moved and changed their name! Probably to avoid being eaten. 010
beaudrydfw.bsky.social @beaudrydfw.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Ah see, my question is to myself: “Was winning worth missing out on a potential chuckle?” If there was no joke, my decision is vindicated. If there is a joke and it is shared online, I missed out on nothing. Alas, as is, I am in purgatory. The REAL tragedy of the Titanic. 110
beaudrydfw.bsky.social @beaudrydfw.bsky.social · 02/09/2026But since it makes fun of you for tapping in the water normally, now I wonder if it had a joke for if you tapped on land with that one 🫤 110
beaudrydfw.bsky.social @beaudrydfw.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Ha HA I knew reading that Titanic book from the Scholastic Book Fair when I was a kid would pay off one day www.maptap.gg September 1 90👑 100🎯 80👏 87🎉 95🏅 Final score: 896maptap.gg🎯MapTap Daily Geography GamePlay MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers. 010
beaudrydfw.bsky.social @beaudrydfw.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Only if you can pop the top just like a regular tennis ball can. (I will be having at least one of these this week, whether the lid pops or not) 000
beaudrydfw.bsky.social @beaudrydfw.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I just don’t see why everyone is against humanity in sports. Everything else has already been made crap by business. Interviews are great! Imagine the announcers shouting DROP IT in a guy’s ear as he’s about to catch a pop up and he DOES and they’re ribbing him for the rest of the inning. 010
beaudrydfw.bsky.social @beaudrydfw.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Oh wait, just the in-game ones? Hell nah, keep those too. But allow the players to cuss out the booth. Give the booth a bonus for every error a player makes during the conversation. Why does everyone want more boring, standardized sports? 110
beaudrydfw.bsky.social @beaudrydfw.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Disagree. Instead, require coaches to stand and answer questions until the sideline reporter is satisfied and dismisses them to the locker room to talk with their team. Or employ a dedicated assistant coach to handle sideline interviews. It’s not like they don’t already have a million assistants. 010
beaudrydfw.bsky.social @beaudrydfw.bsky.social · 29/08/2026On the other hand, the only part of the videos worth watching IS the folding up and/or catching on fire at the end. 050
beaudrydfw.bsky.social @beaudrydfw.bsky.social · 29/08/2026www.maptap.gg August 28 100🎯 95🏅 84😁 89🎉 100🎯 Final score: 930 Oh no we’re 60% the same person 110
beaudrydfw.bsky.social @beaudrydfw.bsky.social · 28/08/2026They’re also a relic of when we treated sports like they were fun to play. Now every decision is a business decision. 000
beaudrydfw.bsky.social @beaudrydfw.bsky.social · 28/08/2026“If you don’t pay, Indiana will bear all the costs while everyone still associates the team with you. And since no visitors would want to stay in that part of Indiana, you won’t lose the tourism money. In fact, you’ll really only benefit while forcing Indiana to shoulder the tax burden.” 000
beaudrydfw.bsky.social @beaudrydfw.bsky.social · 28/08/2026“They’re all called Lake America now. Lake America, Lake America, Lake America, Lake America, Lake America.” “Sir, that’s the Atlantic Ocean.” “LAKE AMERICA.” “Sir, you’re not even pointing at the map anymore. That’s just a desk.” “LAKE AMERICA!!1!” 063
beaudrydfw.bsky.social @beaudrydfw.bsky.social · 28/08/2026In fairness I think we’d all agree to pay Republicans’ salaries to go away forever and let grownups govern. 010
beaudrydfw.bsky.social @beaudrydfw.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Scorigami would be so much easier to achieve! 000
beaudrydfw.bsky.social @beaudrydfw.bsky.social · 27/08/2026www.maptap.gg August 26 98🎯 95🏅 96🔥 97🔥 93🏆 Final score: 955 010
beaudrydfw.bsky.social @beaudrydfw.bsky.social · 26/08/2026There’s no way the year actually works out this way, but I hope to live in the timeline where it does. (For both the Big Sky and Ivy League rolls) 010
beaudrydfw.bsky.social @beaudrydfw.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Good day for you to be back! A big “so close, and yet so far” day for me: www.maptap.gg August 24 100🎯 100🎯 100🎯 78🌞 100🎯 Final score: 934 020
beaudrydfw.bsky.social @beaudrydfw.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I also enjoy that golf doesn’t require my joy to come at someone else’s pain. We’re all just battling the course out here. Which means you can genuinely take time to enjoy a good shot without feeling like you’re being a jerk (and without fear of retaliation). 100
