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Beato Puente @beatopuente.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

No day is wasted when you learn something. The Pittsburgh Pirates mascot's wikipedia page has a "Cocaine scandal" section.

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Beato Puente @beatopuente.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

The reason Epic gives out free games on Thursdays is because their app breaks after most updates and they know it will be a pain for you to ever access them.

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Beato Puente @beatopuente.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

The fuck we have a Sam Altman biopic before an Ada Lovelace one?

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TSN @tsnofficial.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Wemby really out here doing side quests 😭 (via: provencerubgyofficiel /IG)

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Beato Puente @beatopuente.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Hint for people looking to make their special lady feel special: walk into the bedroom in the morning after they’ve awoken flapping your arms and announce: “SQWACK! SQWACK! I’m flying in with your bird fact of the morning! Falcons are more related to parrots than hawks or eagles!”

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Beato Puente @beatopuente.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Finding out that the Islamabad United Pakistan Super League my parent's got me for my birthday had Tim Horton's (with four locations in Islamabad alone!) was incredible frosting on an already difficult to obtain cake.

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Beato Puente @beatopuente.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

It is the moment when they show Brodie during the PAC tribute video at the end of Dynamite that really cracked me. Almost shouting, I tell the television and empty room "No!" seeing the two of them and then again when the Butcher showed up. It just shouldn't be like this.

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Beato Puente @beatopuente.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Men, cis or not, at what age was the first time you were subjected to violence from someone other than a caregiver? I think probably 4 when a bigger kid would slam my head against the window of the bus for the entirety of the hour long ride for my first year of elementary.

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Beato Puente @beatopuente.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I think my perfect birthday would be me observing through a telescope as masses bring forth cartloads of carefully chosen presents from atop a tall tower. Just a fantasy mixture of attention, adoration, and not having to have anyone see or talk to me.

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Beato Puente @beatopuente.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

It has been officially deemed that what I am doing while learning on my new birthday instrument, a Donner digital aerophone, is “tootling”.

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Beato Puente @beatopuente.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Goddamnit, PAC?!? He was the heel for most of my favourite matches with him (that NXT champ one that Sami won for instance) but he was just so good that I would get captivated by his decisions in the ring. That he seemed so quiet and humble outside of his character made it even more remarkable.

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Beato Puente @beatopuente.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I would get smart glasses if they were free and I could run superfast backwards and clamber walls with sudden aplomb Malignant-style if I turned them around.

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Beato Puente @beatopuente.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I ain't vizier rich, I'm of more "uncle I've never heard of has a really convincing offer for me to go into a cave for him" means.

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Beato Puente @beatopuente.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Looking at the upcoming lineup for clubs I used to go to and I feel sad that the music industry is struggling so bad that they have to book all these bands I haven't heard of. It looks like maybe state fairs are booming though because I am seeing more and more bands I love playing them.

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Beato Puente @beatopuente.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

You dinnae ever have to give the measliest fuck about an election for which you are not a potential constituent, worker, or volunteer. In fact, nationalising elections creates a more ideologically representative national legislature but less tactically and locally representative one.

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Beato Puente @beatopuente.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Never had melted cleats because of super-heated astroturf but I did play in a high school playoff game at McMahon in Calgary where it was cold enough that the stiff, frozen plastic turf nicked our fingers when we’d go into our stance on the line. www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/s...

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‘I needed an IV’: shoes melt as turf temperature reaches 157F in Eagles-Titans game

The Tennessee Titans were happy to get off the field on Sunday, and not just because they lost their second game of the season

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Beato Puente @beatopuente.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

It seems insane to me that I can't buy a budget-friendly miniature skeleton that plays its own ribs like a xylophone.

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Beato Puente @beatopuente.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Every single person has briefly held the title of youngest human being on earth.

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Beato Puente @beatopuente.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

100% less choke sex, 78% more neck rub sex.

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Beato Puente @beatopuente.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Looking back over it all, I gotta say: remember Statham’s hair in The One?

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Beato Puente @beatopuente.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I've always thought Canada's international position was vastly underestimated because of how they had fundamental ties to other countries around the globe in a way the US doesn't due to history and demographics. The natural inbetweenness is hard for any other country on earth to match.

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Beato Puente @beatopuente.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

If you are putting up a how-to video, quick tip: you are allowed to figure it out before you start hitting record! In fact, I don’t need to watch ten minutes of you fucking up before showing me how to do something! In fact, when you do that, I want to hit you with a bell hammer!

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Beato Puente @beatopuente.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

There is an inherent entitlement attached to sports betting. You are looking at people exerting themselves to the peak of their athletic abilities and telling yourself, “You know who deserves to make money from this exhibition I am witnessing? Me. At least the chance for it. Only fair really.”

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Beato Puente @beatopuente.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I feel like the Forza Horizon scene on this site is pretty subdued but I am too scared to check because I am not very good at Forza Horizon despite how much I like to make my pretty cars jump and drift.

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Beato Puente @beatopuente.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I think the Clippers should get a pick back under the condition that Pablo Torre gets to make it for them and ESPN pays him a one-time $20m fine.

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Beato Puente @beatopuente.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Douthat should grow a ponytail.

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Beato Puente @beatopuente.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

What's that movie where they secretly put razor-blades between the keys of a keyboard knowing that they were baiting a sloppy player.

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Beato Puente @beatopuente.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Fighting about shit. Yeah, its IMPORTANT shit. I HATE them for making me fight them like this but otherwise I would just talk about something dull and being boring for a second is the most dangerous possible thing. But constant jockeying for attention is boring? No, it is A FIGHT. It is CONTENT.

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Beato Puente @beatopuente.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I think that a winning electoral message is pledging to pull the gods from the heavens and murder them en mass, casting their gargantuan, indescribable divine corpses to the earth for its creatures to eat, fuck, or shelter in as their want. The gotv campaign would write itself.

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Beato Puente @beatopuente.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I think everybody fighting on this site and making every thread a loyalty test based on shifting lines in sand drawn by hurt people differentiating themselves from those around them is really taking away from where the discourse should centred: whatever nonsense I am yammering on about.

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Beato Puente @beatopuente.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I will feed you worms for money and attention but I absolutely won't touch the horrid things nor watch the disgusting spectacle of them being masticated within your gob. We will have to have someone else verify that you have eaten the worms before I will accept your cash and unearned compliments.

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Beato Puente @beatopuente.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Spoiling an ending for Sinking City (the first one) because people should know that none of the endings featuring you changing into an abomination. I hope they fix this in the sequel.

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Beato Puente @beatopuente.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Trying to figure out how to do this, banking on another four years of consistent work before I get good enough to do anything real but I feel like sharing as a marker for where I can grow from. No gen ai/loops/samples, just trying to learn mixcraft. on.soundcloud.com/GS0WJnWgU4FO...

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Beato Puente @beatopuente.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I want to get the rest of my spine fused and then have a fossilised prehistoric giant armadillo's shell riveted on. that would be like my fourth genie's wish.

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Beato Puente @beatopuente.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

The likelihood of doing something is always by multiplying your drive against the value of your self-worth.

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Beato Puente @beatopuente.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Gonna just lie down with the black dog for a while and rest.

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Beato Puente @beatopuente.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Pakistan Women’s 143 at the T20 Asia Cup on Monday is going to tower over the Men’s effort today against England.

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Beato Puente @beatopuente.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I think I’m just going to not, thanks.

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Beato Puente @beatopuente.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Future-proofing myself by taking correspondence courses in clearing up jams in the maws of killer robots.

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Beato Puente @beatopuente.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Opening a can of worms for sure, but any recommendations for a Discord weird enough that I won’t get bored and filled with gentle enough souls that folks won’t get utterly enraged by my existence/manner of being/pathology for at least eight months?

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Beato Puente @beatopuente.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

My brother suffered multiple concussions playing football and I just always played with my head ringing a little on the line and we just played bantam/high school (and I even missed grade 12 because of my back). I think both of us want to donate our brains. www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/s...

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CTE in football players is a health crisis. It’s time for us to stop watching

A new study offers more evidence that America’s biggest sport produces life-altering head trauma. The NFL will never turn itself off, so it’s on fans to do so

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Beato Puente @beatopuente.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

One game that doesn't get enough credit for predicting the way the future looked was the original Crazy Taxi.

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