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@beatnuki.bsky.social
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Retro-burbling writer and cybersecurity bloke. Cannot be thwarted by conventional means. Beatnuki.substack.com Twitch.tv/Beatnuki YouTube.com/Beatnuki

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Beatnuki @beatnuki.bsky.social · 13h
America's freefall into sociopathy is continuing apace, I see.
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Firing squad execution of mass killer Nidal Hasan to be livestreamed, Pentagon says
Nidal Hasan, an ex-US army psychiatrist, was convicted of killing 13 people in a shooting spree at Fort Hood in Texas in 2009.
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Alex Van Aken @itsvanaken.games · 02/10/2026
this is who owns ModRetro btw
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Beatnuki @beatnuki.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Imagine being spontaneously able to buy whatever you want, and choosing... ...the physical equivalent of magic internet scambucks.
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Man Who Spent Millions on Rare Pokémon and Magic Cards Found Guilty of Stealing Over $50 Million in Crypto
He now faces up to 20 years in prison on a money-laundering charge.
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Beatnuki @beatnuki.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I mean, he did say it....
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The legendary Nobuo Uematsu believes Final Fantasy VII’s soundtrack is ‘boring’ compared to prior games in the series
It’s always interesting to hear from creators of legendary games what they think about their own work. Today’s comment comes from Nobuo Uematsu, longtime
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Dreya @dreyameir.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
A hapless Argonian bumpkin's village gets attacked by vicious bandits. We need to bravely navigate the wilderness, delve into dank dungeons, and kill what feels like thousands of rats to save the day. The Elder Scrolls Travels: Shadowkey youtu.be/kFYFPrDMSWw
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Skyrim In Your Pocket | The Elder Scrolls Travels: Shadowkey
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Beatnuki @beatnuki.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
How about you accept a smack in your terrifyingly gargantuan chops, you bug-eyed lurid slopking
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Accept ‘bad things’ in return for benefits of AI, says Sam Altman
Boss of OpenAI calls for a regulatory light touch because of the ‘good stuff’ the technology can deliver
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Beatnuki @beatnuki.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I mean, all I'm getting from this is that the blokes who invented Dizzy had decades to skill up and stay relevant, didn't do so, and are now curling out workshy slop to dine out on goodwill 40 years out of date. They specifically cite avoiding paying artists as rationale. Fuck the Oliver Twins.
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"If I Didn't Have These Powerful Tools, I Wouldn't Do It at All" - The Oliver Twins Explain Why They're Dizzy About GenAI
"This is an incredible time to be alive for a creator"
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Beatnuki @beatnuki.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The Flare Dancer is great! And the little guy inside, even better!
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First Time Meeting the Flare Dancer | #beatnuki on #Twitch
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Beatnuki @beatnuki.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We are so entrenched in our own nonsense in this country that you can persuade intelligent people that practically anything is British slang.
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Making Up Britishisms to Trick Nice People From Overseas | #beatnuki on #Twitch
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Beatnuki @beatnuki.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"This Super Mario Kart ROM Hack Removes the Game's Annoying Single-Player Shortcoming | Time Extension" Already made a video about it! Without the clickbaity title, too. See a little of the Super Mario Kart Singleplayer Full Screen Patch™️ here: youtu.be/y20PfO4u4c4
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This Super Mario Kart ROM Hack Removes the Game's Annoying Single-Player Shortcoming
"Transforms the 1-player race view into a true fullscreen experience"
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Beatnuki @beatnuki.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I am playing Elite Dangerous via Geforce Now through a CRT filter and you cannot stop me.
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Beatnuki @beatnuki.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Wtf why are you watching my stuff this was never the deal
Picture of tiny idiot's meagre yet somehow-more-plentiful-than-usual YouTube uncslop channel engagement.
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Beatnuki @beatnuki.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If the Remake doesn't give Gorons this voice, I'm refunding it.
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Girlfriend Actively Protests my Zelda Voice Overs | #beatnuki on #Twitch
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Beatnuki @beatnuki.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Why are people hurtling to do this when so very many modern games aren't actually that good?
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Steam's latest survey shows 32GB RAM overtaking 16GB despite the massive price surge
According to the Steam Survey for September 2026, 32GB is now the most common system memory configuration for gaming rigs among Steam users. The data shows 32GB...
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Dreya @dreyameir.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We rejoin our collection of kind-hearted nerds as they enter a shadowy portal to the netherworld and meet some friendly (and not so friendly) fish people. Siren Song | Sudeki youtu.be/ipHHS2D2waw
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Siren Song | Sudeki
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Beatnuki @beatnuki.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Or you could have just done some actual work, but that's not really the techbro way
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tweet davidson (@andyreed) on X
waking up and seeing your agent stopped to ask for permission 8h ago
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Beatnuki @beatnuki.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I refuse to do nice YouTube thumbnails. However... Tell me with a straight face this doesn't stop you scrolling, however briefly.
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Beatnuki @beatnuki.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We're going to be back with godless Zoombinis and proactive stock market manipulation today! Get that daahn ya son.
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Zoombini Friday & Stonks 9800 | Moonshots and Mayhem
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Beatnuki @beatnuki.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It is October. Fuck off with this.
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Beatnuki @beatnuki.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you're wondering how my Ocarina of Time Race the Remake challenge is going, yesterday I tried to use a game breaking bug to take a shortcut to make up for lost time ... and somehow broke the thing that breaks to make the bug work.
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I Broke the Game Breaking Bug Somehow | #beatnuki on #Twitch
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Beatnuki @beatnuki.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
ICYMI, I'm currently available to hire, with very reasonable rates! I guarantee your attack surface is rubbishly mapped.
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More than half of UK businesses lack confidence in basic cyber skills
Government survey puts the figure at 808k, says detecting and removing malware most common weakness
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Dreya @dreyameir.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Gronk (my name for him) and his band of “noble heroes” break out of prison and cut their way through swathes of orcs, goblins, snotlings, and whatever else is in front of them. The reasons for this simply do not matter. Enclave youtu.be/dx9qt72cdxg
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Adrift in the Rift | Enclave
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Beatnuki @beatnuki.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Watch me play Zelda in a minute, you slag.
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Beatnuki @beatnuki.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tomorrow we are back to it! Getting lost for three hours in an hour long dungeon? Functionally losing the ability to Z Target in the game that invented Z Targeting? Flailing the Master Sword like a crumbly baguette? Ganondorf talking like Peter Cook in The Princess Bride? Anything could happen!
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Race the Remake | Ocarina of Time LIVE Day 4 | The Forest Temple Farce
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Beatnuki @beatnuki.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That... That cannot be real.
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Dexerto (@Dexerto) on X
Crypto platform Coinbase will soon join the Pokémon TCG craze with digital packs backed by real cards Collectors can vault their pulls or have them shipped to their homes
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Beatnuki @beatnuki.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tomorrow we are back to it! Getting lost for three hours in an hour long dungeon? Functionally losing the ability to Z Target in the game that invented Z Targeting? Flailing the Master Sword like a crumbly baguette? Ganondorf talking like Peter Cook in The Princess Bride? Anything could happen!
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Race the Remake | Ocarina of Time LIVE Day 4 | The Forest Temple Farce
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Beatnuki @beatnuki.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ha! Nintendo's opsec is as comprehensive as ever, I see!
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Ben (@idocode01) on X
New domain: https://t.co/KKFPQOoiON. Attached is the loading animation and the event gift receive sound
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Beatnuki @beatnuki.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Go in, find the gadget, grab it, leave, wander about for hours finding cool overworld secrets a bit early. Spent my whole childhood playing these games that way. ...I'm now functionally incapable of doing anything properly in these games, however, having never learned the dungeon design-language!
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When Zelda Dungeon Design Clashes With My Poor Work Ethic | #beatnuki on #Twitch
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Beatnuki @beatnuki.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Well yes, exposing yourself as a workshy slapdash cunt will do that to anyone.
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James Pond Legacy GenAI Controversy "Has Damaged Confidence In System 3" Admits Studio Boss
"Whatever direction the wider industry takes, I have heard that message"
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Beatnuki @beatnuki.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Hacking Articles (@hackinarticles) on X
Pic of the Day #infosec #cybersecurity #cybersecuritytips #pentesting #cybersecurityawareness
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Beatnuki @beatnuki.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What's going on?
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Coin Bureau (@coinbureau) on X
🇬🇧HUGE: UK government publishes official rules on AI usage as part of its advice on reducing environmental impact - - Use AI only when necessary, check if a spreadsheet/ search engine can do the jo...
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Beatnuki @beatnuki.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
There are swathes, legions, pantheons, lexicons of reasons why one feels embarrassed to be British in today's day and age. Chief among them is our national insistence not only on a monarchy, but on perpetuating the idea that having such a thing is relevant.
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Genuinely Keep Forgetting Who the King Is Because Having a Monarchy is Silly | #beatnuki on #Twitch
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Beatnuki @beatnuki.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I love this game more than anyone rationally should, but I have also taken to effectively sidestepping some of its puzzles if the opportunity arises.
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I Can't Solve This Kids Puzzle So I Won't | #beatnuki on #Twitch
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Beatnuki @beatnuki.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Something deeply fucking strange has happened to Pokémon as a whole.
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Dexerto (@Dexerto) on X
A 72-year-old Pokemon collector who illegally GPS-tracked a delivery driver to follow card restocks has been sentenced to GPS monitoring himself Kent Kubusta will wear the tracker for 90 days as part...
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Beatnuki @beatnuki.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"Not being funny but that Ganondorf, he says what he thinks though dunt he"
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The Moblin Strut | #beatnuki on #Twitch
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Beatnuki @beatnuki.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Can we have another Monkey Island? You know. A proper one.
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Animation Obsessive (@ani_obsessive) on X
Character designs by Steve Purcell for The Curse of Monkey Island (canceled), dir. David Carson, Lucasfilm
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Beatnuki @beatnuki.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I've still no idea why this happens, but it seems to make everyone involved quite happy.
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Time For Take-Off! | #beatnuki on #Twitch
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𝐃𝐄𝐕𝐎𝐍 𝐈𝐍 𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐋™ @devononearth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Im getting Anti-UN ads from the government of Israel on the fuckin red dead fandom wikia
Anti-UN ads from the government of Israel on the fuckin red dead fandom wikiaAnti-UN ads from the government of Israel on the fuckin red dead fandom wikia
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Beatnuki @beatnuki.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Incapable of Taking the Neo Noir Game Seriously | #beatnuki on #Twitch
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Beatnuki @beatnuki.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Is it bollocks.
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Beyond Good & Evil 2 Adds Assassin's Creed Shadows Writer — And Yes, The Game is Still in Development
Beyond Good & Evil 2 is still in development, and just added another writer to its team.
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Dreya @dreyameir.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Bethesda exec slamming fist on desk: "We could have made it even blander! We had the technology! 😤"
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Beatnuki @beatnuki.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'm excited to see what the world's two premier buggy overrated RPG developers dining out on glory days decades now behind us can cobble together, possibly even during this century.
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Rino🚀 (@RinoTheBouncer) on X
Bethesda’s president has stated that Obsidian will maintain its creative identity🚀 This comes after yesterday’s announcement from Matt Booty, revealing their latest restructuring plans, among which O...
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Beatnuki @beatnuki.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
One segues neatly as though to be a title semicolon for the other
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Beatnuki @beatnuki.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Can I complete Ocarina of Time before the remake comes out? Probably not. Pretend you're not interested in watching the godless mayhem using the embed below.
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Race the Remake | Ocarina of Time LIVE Playthrough - Day 3
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Beatnuki @beatnuki.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Today we're exploring the StarFox game that SHOULD be remade, assuming remakes are even okay to begin with. It's laidback and relaxed, as far as interstellar furry combat discussions go, and between you and me you could stand to calm down a bit, so stick it on in the background or something.
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Remake StarFox 2, You Cowards (Maybe, Or Don't, IDEK)
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Beatnuki @beatnuki.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"Nintendo games are for kids!"
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Let's Meet Some ReDeads | #beatnuki on #Twitch
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Beatnuki @beatnuki.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Self employment is all about asking oneself "Where do I find the rich idiot who will give me almost £1.5 million to take him for a takeaway pizza somewhere slightly inconvenient?".
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Beatnuki @beatnuki.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Behold! Dear @dreyameir.bsky.social - when Stump triumphantly returns to us, you can spruce he and his entourage of horrors up however you see fit. And use mouse controls! The decadence.
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Dusklight - 2.0 Release
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Beatnuki @beatnuki.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"How's it going, Britain? ....Jesus Christ." 2026, and basic gender equality requires direct governmental intervention.
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Government launches National Taskforce for Tackling Misogyny
Government, local leaders and experts will look at misogyny prevention across society so women and girls no longer need to face harmful attitudes.
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Beatnuki @beatnuki.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Eee by 'eck, they're after t'noots and bolts lad
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